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Off The Record: Ryan Trolls Nick With a Jiu Jitsu Guessing Game

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0:00 [Music] all right we're going to play a little game uh this is really aimed at Nick but everybody as a group we should all participate and figure it out together aimed at Nick dude so you guys are going to hear some uh audio and we are trying to decipher you're going to hear a series of different audio clips that have visuals that you cannot see but what you're going to do is guess if you're hearing Jiu-Jitsu or gay porn oh ████ honestly this is going to be a really hard game you guys you're not going to know all right uh here's the first one ready yeah a hand man you should try honestly something that works for us a lot is just doing the normal DEA okay it's going to turn into gay porn I

0:50 think Lev deep almost yep grabing the collar and because they're going to control the foot Jiu-Jitsu terms correct it's Jiu-Jitsu thank god oh thank God heart's I don't know why my heart's beating so fast one one for one not bad not bad not bad my two things I love yep it's just Jiu-Jitsu that's it okay BL is Flowing right now for the next one yeah we're ready for the next one one for one good job everybody and and you all agreed that's great okay next one lens gay porn this is Jiu-Jitsu Jiu-Jitsu yeah Nick says Jiu-Jitsu sounds like a wind in the it's

1:40 Jiu-Jitsu wait for the transition wait for the transition how did you know it was Jiu-Jitsu I I know the noises dude the sound of the mat sound of the on the mats that's Roy like a day at the beach the sound of the mats that's how you knew on the m just just hearing friction don't look don't don't look don't look don't look at that so even though they're not talking about uh Dela and all these words you can still tell it's jiujitsu just based on the fabric and the I know more of the sound of gay porn than I do J is not gay porn in fact Don knows what I'm talking about he's looking at me like what the ████ is this guy talking about okay all right Dela was the word Dela what does thatan stuff it's a name of a guy oh it's a name of a guy okay dude what I love about this is that Ryan edited gay porn into this timeline

2:30 or there's none it's just all you can't show that on here no see we'll see all right so this is going to get a little more difficult just so you know okay okay okay good I I I know what you're don't think it'll always be as easy as hearing GES on the mats or gays on the mats yeah all right ready next one you're two for two they do gay porn on mats right don't yeah that I got music going on you think so I think I jiujitsu iiit I heard a bell in the background that made it sound like sounds the same Jiu-Jitsu a bell in the background I thought I heard a bell do they do Jiu-Jitsu the music cuz there was music usually they do you can do Jiu-Jitsu the music yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah some cies

3:22 they don't let you well it depends was it R&B or I play R&B in my class D you guys you guys are okay to trust Nick on that that you I I said Jiu-Jitsu Steve and Colleen say everybody here do Jiu-Jitsu what the ████ is going on here no we do gay porn though We're In The Biz we know what it's not call the indry indry oh it's Juju okay okay okay okay that's close I was Wai for the Applause dude there's an Applause okay there's that lens flare all right the so far so good that's three out of three so Jitsu all the time all jiujitsu all the timeing a ████ dope right now starting to think that Nick got all the time I know this meth I like right before this he's looking at CH is's like no you're going to want to stay for this one I know cancel your

4:12 Uber can got quite an ear for jiujitsu okay he's got quite ears you think uh you think you're going to get any of these wrong yeah really yeah why where do you think you're going to flub up I have no idea what's up your sleeve cuz you're Ryan and I don't know what you're you know what Jiu-Jitsu sounds like there's nothing I can do bud yeah all right is there one of a guy being like I ████ submit I ████ submit Tap Out tap out I'm ta what ways do you think it could what are some things that are in common between the two that you think could mess you upy heavy breathing yeah when guys are getting choked out or something that could be like the sound of someone like yeah yeah that could be that's a tossup that doesn't happen in Jiu-Jitsu no it does that's what I'm saying you know what I mean like that could be on both slurping sounds are heavy in Jiu-Jitsu slurping sounds heavy mouth breathing

5:02 could be both what's some like grunts yeah grunts yeah grunts any my back ah my back oh hey you're blowing my back out bro is that some dialogue that could go either way that last one yeah you're blowing my back out bro like the friend on the side's like yeah get him get him get him okay if there's a light smattering of Applause it's probably gayor if it's like if I hear this do you mean studio audience people don't appla you don't watch enough you people don't you Haven watch gay porn probably in 10 years we probably in 10 years we're up on it we're up on it they're on sound stages now on there's new stuff okay all right so you're pretty confident I like it let's see let's see if you can get this one I also don't have anything really planned I'm just kind of winging it so good luck

5:56 ready that's that might just be you and a microphone I don't know play it again that hey that sounded like gay porn y' really hey but it also sounds like Jiu-Jitsu no no play Play It Again I think I my gut is telling me it's jitu Play Play It Again Play it again we'll hold hands don't lock hands with me you see how my palms are sweaty I want to see if I get stimul I think it's Jiu-Jitsu I don't think you had the balls to ████ put gay por on your timeline transcode it export it find find the clips that sound like Jiu-Jitsu and then send it to your ████ what is it iMovie oops that was intense that that's the last CLI that's clapping this just this is this is that same clip okay same

6:50 audio that could be Jiu-Jitsu dude you think he's Jiu-Jitsu that sounds like kind of gay porner what do you guys think a guy getting ████ there's a reason why there's a reason why he get all precious with it why they scre is pointed towards him turning red it's gay porn don't blow it man that's gay por I think jiujitsu I think it's Jiu-Jitsu he says Jiu-Jitsu jiujitsu what do you think Jiu-Jitsu that's porn dude Jiu-Jitsu you did a little Switcheroo I didn't switch nothing no no that sound like aay porn why you want to hear what you think listen to it one more time why is gay por and Jiu-Jitsu sounding a la what's going on here you want to train if a equals B come up with this thought Ryan you ever watch you Evil

7:41 Genius listen this is the last time I'm going to play it let's play it again let's play it again let's play it again shout out your answer Nick like in the middle of this plane and then I'll reveal it okay okay that's Jitsu it's jiujitsu baby it's jiujitsu that was a good one dude close though it's just a little Jitsu baby that's all couple guys rolling with guys Jiu-Jitsu shouldn't be like that it's fine yeah yeah may we should Outlaw Jiu-Jitsu if Ryan doesn't get to one ████ gay orgy imagine being a black ball than that that's really messed up embarrassed honestly that's BL balls right now Ryan why do you want to see that the te big te's it's just a little sound test all right the point is he's making his point he's making it really loudly mhm here is a of gay porn FL just

8:35 so I can divide the clip so I don't shock myself okay here you go this is uh your four for four right not bad yeah yeah this one is going to be a little difficult I'm going to have you sit this one out because I think you're going to know right away yeah this is your porno you're hear my voice you're deep cut go ahead put me back in the lasso oh very good he does both ways okay so here start start say pass please be gay please be git a God he edited it onto gay porn so yeah you just overl it a God if there's a God reveals it it's Nick head on some gay porn listen listen really carefully to the uh the actual dialogue cowboy hat on

9:26 listen to the dialog a porn he took the audio out he put ████ listen to dialog oh very good he does both Bo okay here he does both can't fo me I think Steve nailed it I think Steve nailed dope pal really you can't I was born tonight but it wasn't last night you're you're saying it's it's just born but you put Nick's audio on it yep agreed agreed we're calling it y dude that's you think that's a little messed up even for me to do that I think that's right on brand very on brand start start say it's just a ni jiujitsu class ni tried disappointed I am too you're little disappointed get good get good all right this is going to be the last one obviously it's going to be gay porn

10:18 maybe it's not but we'll see if you can get all these right I'll be really impressed just go to a gay website real quick and just do it just give it to us I've never wanted gay porn more in my life the F this guy's ████ with me that's the real trick that's the real trick this is like David Copperfield made a guy disappear and we're never going to see him again but you got to bring him back listen to this last one I'm not coming back no no joke though this is going to be the hardest one okay cuz only because it has very little sound sound data but Nick I want you to be as confident as ever I could I can play this round yeah but this is going to be on you okay does help with my hands on your thigh matter all right ready doesn't help don't rub my thigh dude I want it I want it this trying to touch me there you go there you go there you go there you go oh ████

11:08 wrapping up wrapping up you got thisit damn I can't get you bro it's jiujitsu thank you for joining another episode of jujitsu officially win hey hey to actually have Cor in there what do you mean yayu Jitsu be so disappointed I play this next week as well dude this is a fun time [Music]

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