0:00 [Music] so speaking of uh dentists during a dental procedure a drill bit that disappeared into the mouth of a patient was actually inhaled huh how did they just disappear so they're working on they're working on this guy's teeth yeah the drill bit disappears where'd it go and the dude that's me dude he literally just sucked it into his lungs oh oh he breathed it all he did was cough and and didn't know where like didn't even like choke or anything he just went and that's it and then he was like oh and then the dentist is like i think it's in i think you've just breathed that in isn't that important
0:50 i never thought that could ever happen i never thought it could happen either i never thought it could just go in your lung and you wouldn't just instantly die was it like a tip it's an inch an inch so it's long yeah inch long is that like this they're pretty ████ yeah they're super they're really thin so you probably just want an i injury show you half an inch is that cool not a full inch he wasn't in pain or like no that's the weirdest ████ yeah so he was getting his tooth filled and he said he says i didn't even really feel it go down all i felt was a cough when they did the ct scan they realized he thought he swallowed it but then when they scanned it they realized that he inhaled it how are they going to get it out well they saw it in his lungs in the ct scan yeah god in his lung like in it yeah and they
1:42 said that uh this is it this is going to cut up his lungs it's in kenosha in wisconsin as they thought they would have to do they were like hey the bit is so deep that the normal scope can't reach it or did he cough and shoot it back out like a cartoon they just licked him now they said uh they might have to take part of his lung out but when they tried to remove the object they were able to perfectly take it out without touching any of his like vital stuff and it flew in yeah ████ magic school bus they just got misfrizzled got in there this is when you need that medical insurance man how much is how much is that without ████ i don't even want to freaking well that is gonna stay in my lungs i
2:33 better cover that dude imagine that dentist office work 50 grand or 100 grand or some ████ have you guys had any major surgery knock on wood not yet yeah i mean pretty much oh i know yours yeah i don't mind already yeah de-bald i got de-bulk easiest thing i ever got was just a root canal oh you never got your wisdom teeth taken that was well the mind's still in there yeah mine are hanging on i just don't understand how the did the so the drill they didn't say how it came off of the tool like aren't those supposed to be pretty secure maybe he didn't ████ tighten it tight enough you're quite ████ up how do you type like a ████ power tool guys i have my tier list of power tools you know like the ████ drill you just put that ████ on and sometimes it just falls out ah ████ you gotta put it back down yeah that was me yesterday i was trying to ████ do a drill bit kept
3:23 falling out except except in this case you're doing oral whole ████ surgery you you think you'd be even more careful one of those days he has tools and they have the the guy goes under like a car yeah that's going to be way better it's like rolling around like this you're just drooling all over them panic you're like this yeah the dentist has to wear the bib yeah mix them up he's like oh this doesn't look good that'd be way better it wouldn't have fallen in the mouth just a big face it falls in the dentist's mouth yeah
4:14 cause he's gotta do it like this now we gotta switch places it was always gonna be one of us hey you just put your face to like the massage table like this oh smart [Laughter] how we doing today wait so what can you inhale without dying then this dude that's why this guy was 60 he's 60 years old he must have some freaking daddy deep throat lungs for real i'm like how did that fall through like ████ operation and didn't go like that's pretty impressive man the deep throat king that's the thorough what does he look like do you have a
5:04 picture yeah he looks like johnny sins no there's no picture there's no photo of him yeah but that's pretty crazy that he said he really said all he felt was a cough you know when you're about to cough and you like inhale real quick wow that's what he did and that's when he went probably like swallowing a vitamin raw yeah dude he probably never ████ really even swallowed you ever swallowed an ice cube raw an accident yeah oh yeah no how did you do that accident you're just gulping and just you talking too much while you have ice in your mouth oh is that like when you're when you're tilting the cup and then all the ice cream yeah yeah they're waiting until you hit it really hard and it all goes down your mouth and you ████ feel it right here the worst is the first time you you swallow seawater on accident oh yeah all the salt yeah it just goes if it goes in
5:54 your nose ████ and then you get like the saltiest burp come out maybe like a piece of ████ you're like an idiot yourself yeah yeah yeah i like to gargle with seawater you guys remember the the water's only salty because it's whale's ████ myth you guys ever heard of it yeah now that's science i think bill nye was like no it's true i thought all salt is ████ [Laughter] bleach all the time is that right is that a myth too bro at this point i don't know if it's real or not i think it might be cooler if it's real though we're swimming in welcome see swallowing i mean anytime you're swimming anywhere there's got to be at least a little ████ there's a little come everywhere especially the store you told about your homie who is in the ice cream any sample size that a scientist looks like because there it is
6:44 it's like the cocaine with the dollar theory you know it's like they say there's always a little speck of cocaine on every dollar right what is that about there's no way that's we tried to convince the world of that it's just one guy that said it it's probably the guy that got caught with the substance on his hands and he was like guys every dollar all the dollars yeah they're all like this tell us the cops hey did you know there's a little cocaine and the cops go what no way you're innocent yeah yeah this guy's freaked out like the jury goes oh everyone pulls out their wallet the lawyers like right yeah right everyone pulls out their wallets just snow it's like a magic trick now check your wallet you're all under arrest
7:36 including me bailiff arrest the jury [Laughter] hey you got a there's a little bit of cocaine in all of our buddies i know i mean that definitely probably was true maybe in the 80s maybe maybe yeah but i think people still do a lot of cooking yeah yeah still miami to this day yeah but at least with this guy at least they were able to catch it because he seemed like he didn't have any discomfort imagine if you swallowed a drill bit and you just went through life like my ex did with the condom interview when you cough and you get internal bleeding is there anything bigger than a hundred dollar bill was there ever a five hundred dollars there was but they used it mainly to transport currency and not to actually spend it oh okay yeah it was a way of being able to like move money around who's the president i don't know ████ abraham lincoln
8:28 again you ever have lincoln with a mustache because that one's fine return engagement on the thousand dollar bills just like this oh because it's 500 right so then it's like five i know they had like thousand something and ten thousands they did yeah but it wasn't for the public as well yeah it was yeah it was like to move money back in the day so you didn't have to get robbed carrying a ████ truckload of ████ dollar coins because otherwise that's going on a wagon it's very visible right it's like transferring yeah was there ever any doubt i remember we were supposed to get rid of pennies like five years ago yeah they keep saying that they keep saying that they never have pennies oh yeah there was a thousand dollar bill stopped in 1969 nice isn't that crazy that it costs money to transport money like you
9:19 have to spend money to transport money you know that's like the fees of like if i'm sending money there's a fee but all they could have done that ████ for free i like the paypal fees like what do you guys do like a bank wire transfer right that ████ is if you think about it i think it's way too damn much to charge 25 on a bank transfer because now everything is on ████ digital so like before it made sense where it's like okay you have to transfer the ████ tube or whatever yeah there's like someone has to run the ████ money but now it's just you click it and it just goes to your account and they're charging you money for that ████ that's crazy that build looks dude check this out so they did have a ten thousand dollar bill the guy on it was salmon p chase who was the secretary of the treasury under abraham his name was salmon salmon p chase after chase bank
10:14 i mean but the you know the chase bank that was that was a guy's name i think come on and then there was a hundred thousand dollar bill and it was actually uh halibut halibut morgan from jpmorgan chase halibut morgan halibut morgan nice to meet you what a ████ dumb halibut morgan captain halibut morgan a little bit more it's from jb morgan and that was how jp morgan chase was started dude oh my god this is stupid that ████ jp tuna [Music]
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