0:00 maybe you don't like think about all the other things you got to do cuz you're hyper focused on the one thing probably and then I'm focused on the wrong thing when I need to be focusing on the most important thing yeah we definitely see that here in the office even in the video oh especially in the video yeah he's like [Music] this welcome back to careful boys we are afraid of everything today always always afraid we're talking about what is something that drives you crazy about yourself oh ████ I how you did yeah a lot really we're going to need to stretch this out stretch out the Taffy a little he that's the video it was like oh that's a lot I would have never have got gotten that from you cuz I've always thought
0:51 you were a like Embrace myself person like I love everything is that funny I work against myself all the ████ time man really okay so so obviously I got mad ADHD right so like there'll be times when I'm ████ like I'm rushing like cuz I'm late or whatever and then I have to go back in the house like five times same same I mean like I know to prepare better and then I every single time I beat myself up cuz I'm like you ████ idiot how can you forget the keys when you need a the keys to get in your car and then you go back and you're like how can you forget the actual thing you're mean the person for you're bringing them over a shirt and then you show up with no ████ shirt or whatever it is like God dang it dude can you do that during Co when you bringing doctor's masks you forgot the
1:41 masks no that'll be hilarious though yeah I think um do you think it's cuz you hyperfocus I I know you hyperfocus on things maybe you don't like think about all the other things you got to do cuz you're hyperfocus on the one thing probably and then I'm focused on the wrong thing when I need to be focusing on the most important thing yeah we definitely see that here in the office [Laughter] even in the video he's oh especially in the video yeah he's like this he's right here dude dude Ken did the best impression of Joe I've ever seen I've ever seen she just was she had the axe and she just was like looking down like this but she was slumped over at such a like a like a a 90° angle 90° Joe slump yeah perfect and I catch myself and I'm like ████ why am I like this ████ I can't ████ control it
2:31 for real it's pretty good and that yeah I guess that would be the milder version of when but does that drive you crazy about yourself or are you fine with it that's the key word drive yourself crazy yeah cuz it looks like you fine with it I'll tell you what I'll tell you what my thing my thing is sometimes like I instead of like just taking the L on something I ████ up on like with Nikki or something I have to I have to oh yeah with you yeah for sure with you take the L you ad L when I Tak an L with you try it just try it I've never Tak an L with what does that mean all right um no like I will I will start debating with her instead of like just just being like yo I'm ████ sorry ████ like you know what I mean ████ sorry I'll hold you down that's better yeah well like he
3:23 can't be like ah ████ up it's something that I've been working on cuz I know that I do that like reflexively I'm like let's debate about it o I can't wait to debate and you just like say nothing you'd be filibus in just so you could win and ████ just to win the ████ you should practice here so that you can practice at home yeah practice doing what you know just taking the L when you deserve it here yeah what's the L that I'm going to take here all Steve days sucks dude super wait all St all the time so the the the the only time JK even blipped on the radar recently is thanks to all Steve Day by the way but I guess all Steve day sucks on the radar everybody on YouTube talking about all St ASD that's right that sounds like a disease everybody talking about the colen Bounder situation giving mad props mad love to JK for once why all Steve day finally
4:14 everyone's talking about JK and they're not just taking dumps on us why all Steve day I love the fact that we all showed up as Steve that day too and then everything that's up there on the Internet is just all of us on track in tracksuits dude watching people analyze us like why are they wearing that and they think it's serious as ████ it is serious what are you talking about D it's a ████ serious matter very serious um also when that video came out we're in there we're like they didn't do anything illegal that dude that was when we didn't know anything about like the Trisha P's nude videos getting sent to kids and ████ that none of that came out it was so early yeah I was just talking about like my experience with these ████ and then like this Adam kid's like like great story about what what he went through but people that are into it though they know every ████ detail and if you miss anything they're just like oh you
5:05 guys are so ████ stupid and they're so up they're so current cuz it's like an everyday evolving thing like these guys are so ████ stupid what do you mean nothing illegal happened I'm like dude I we didn't know that ████ I say in the video I don't know if they're doing anything with kids cuz I didn't know about that it was so early man dude just take the L man take that L right take that L Anthony you knew L take that L dude you knew what they were sending kids man you think you're too Petty what's that you think you're too Petty I'm too Petty I'm very Petty yeah I'm very Petty but I like that the most Petty guy out there it's one of the things I like about myself is how ridiculously Petty I am Petty ████ right here yeah it's funny I like it so yeah that's not something that drives me crazy but overly debating I've definitely done that to some at some like some parties I've been at too where like someone like wants to talk about something I'll just ████ start
5:55 debating them how do you feel after you're like ████ that was a waste of time or like why did why did it go there no what I do after is I debate them again in my head for like the next 4 days yeah dude I'm ridiculous I'm but you win though you ████ end up winning no cuz I'm not satisfied with the win I could have won harder I could have like it's it's like you nailed them into the sand and you're like I could have got them way deeper it's like what it's like Bart being like I didn't hit a PR a he knows the lingo yeah yeah you know I listen to it every now and then I has another hyperfocusing on the wrong ████ trait cuz then it is it is a problem solving thing you're you're trying to solve something and then at the end of it like oh man that was a lot of wasted time but you're problem solving you know Nikki paid me a good compliment recently
6:46 though cuz she was like I was I was talking to this guy who's dealing with who's like dealing with a a griend of his right and he's like debating her and I was like this is what Steve used to do a lot and now you don't do that and I was like wow I like I think I did recently but thank you or maybe it's not as intense as it used to be cuz she's scarred from those mem yeah yeah she's like I had to fight this ████ for 5 days straight and he's been wrong for 5 days and wrong for five days I've never been wrong for 5 days don't look at me man I've never been wrong for 5 days not in a row I have a good off the record for you later you're going to like it oh ████ which one of the things that you have is the most thing that drives you crazy you got a lot yeah I do have a lot one of like definitely focus is one of them like I really I hate I feel like a special needs person with how I can't
7:37 focus on certain things sometimes where I just feel like as soon as I start doing one thing in a house do we all just got ADHD I think bro it's a problem we all just special needs yeah we're all special needs we are the dumbest man on Earth and you know I think that's a wide I think that's a wide blanket term you know um but I think that's one of them that's that's the big one and then I I think I have a pretty bad temper like I snaap like Prett yeah I've never seen you and like physically or emotionally both what happens if I'm crying and punching the wall at the same time what happens then you have a bad temper really yeah dude like certain things what's like the biggest trigger cuz I've never seen you piss um I'll start punching stuff no way I can't even imagine you being like that I'll start slamming things yeah I can't see that too what is the trigger is it family oh it's it's feeling like hopeless sometimes and you know you
8:28 don't do it very publicly huh you don't do it very no I feel like such a little ████ you do it in your you do it in your room and you put the pillow in your face and you go ████ what's wrong with me like God and I'll look at myself in the mirror and be like just ████ relax like I'll have to do that some sometimes it's actually a problem you go little mirror for real when I'm in front of it I'm I'm not going to walk there you know what I mean but I'll just be like ████ relax dude just breathe like I have to actively have you ever made a have youever made a hole in the wall I punched a hole in my in Tiff's desk in the desk yeah like we we got an argument about something I forgot what it was was it over the pugs no but even even some of the pugs like when they dude I'll talk I'll talk about that after um but like I I me and Tiff we got in I forgot what the argument was something very stupid and she left the house and I was like right when she left
9:18 I went boom and I slammed it as hard as I could and I was like God damn it and I was so pissed and then I was like ████ she works on that desk it's and it's not like it's a strong desk so you made her a cup holder dude essentially it's the perfect size to put her cup was it from Ikea that's probably it was Ikea and in the moment I was like sming I put a ████ hole in my thing but then you look at it you're like I'm such a ████ like stop trying to hit stuff like this is not a good look like you just feel like such an idiot after cuz she found it right I tried to cover you my dumb ass tried to covered up with like all her papers like she would have ████ known and then like it wasn't until like months later she goes do you know what happened to the desk I'll be like I have no idea what you're talking about no I told her I was like I thought I was like
10:08 maybe it was a meteor do we check the ceiling I was like babe you're not using coasters it's your problem people like oh Lun trap I tried to ████ cover it oh you don't remember you were so drunk ████ on cing the damage oh yeah you headbutt of that babe you're going you have a problem so something like like that is I think it's gotten better over the past year and I think that stems into like road rage stuff um but I feel like I'm I'm getting a better handle on it it's it's definitely not 100% but I think it's are you better with are you better with road rage nowadays yeah I've been really trying to work on that what about cyclists and they still ████ piss you off you got a lot of testosterone you know what I like to do I like to just drive behind them and I just don't try to pass them I just did you see and then I wait I I try to be as patient as I can I really do wow did you see the kids hit
11:00 the cyclist in Las Vegas oh that was ████ up did you guys cover that nope are we going to cover that today probably should do it on patreon yeah that was really sad wait someone a dude it's bad it's bad it looked like GTA he just they just drive up and then hit him from the back and then he flips and dies Tom JK news that's tragedy that's always a good good idea well plus I really don't like bikers so I had mixed feelings yeah cuz in your head you're like that's my Daydream kind of but when you see it play out in real life you're like that's ████ up actually that's really f sometimes your fantasy should remain a fantasy exactly and that us do in GTA that's why it's a good outlet but yeah probably like it's good though my anger huh you got anger problems yeah I really try to bottle it up though you're really good at bottling it I try to like you're good at separating it at least cuz it's not like it doesn't look like part of you're good at deflecting all of it so we don't even think that you're capable
11:51 of it I you know what that just pissed me off now I'm see red cuz I used I used to think I don't like this narrative bro I'm not a deflector okay colen you're the def deflector bro I'm calling you out you're literally deflecting that right now to Colleen you just sent it Colleen's way yeah cuz she yeah we go back and forth dude we're calling out Colleen again we should go train with Nick one of these days because like you know here it's like verbal communication yeah when you train it's physical communication and usually Nick is like pretty levelheaded you know he's just the way he is here but just through his body and then there are times where I've seen Nick turn it up and just start seeing him light the ████ out of someone and you're just like oh ████ only you guys only have one like come on come on it just starts ████ lighting the full up like crazy like come on start seeing everyone's desks yeah just like oh whack them all yeah
12:42 and they're like oh ████ Nick can get intense that's not true though no it's very true I've heard stories about that I'm excited to see that it's all the same story it's one it's one story they keep they keep spreading the I've seen Nick whoop on I've seen you whoop on David I've seen you whoop on I've never I've never whooped on David I've never whooped on Jason I've seen you whop on Jason I've seen you even whoop on Cody before is that a flex though are you like I wasn't even going 10% no that's a yeah that's a that's a straight up lie dude that's not even true you call that whooping that's not even true I'll show you a whooping no that's not true at all that's kind of f I'm a good training partner I pride myself as being a good training partner and I take care of my buds dude after whooping on them sometimes you got to whoop on somebody Te You light up sometimes you see red you don't know what happened yeah and then there's a ████ giant hole in their face oh my God and like you did it to yourself oh one time too I slammed the door really hard
13:33 and the frame came out the frame came out the frame of the door yeah like you know the side to like stop it from going all the way through it came out and I was like ████ dude it takes like four cops in a battery Ram to do that no but it was it's a real flimsy door it was like it was stuck on by paint you know like when they do that flimsy ████ it was bad materials turn me on right now but as soon as I did that you just feel like such a ████ beta male you know like you feel like such a little wuss you don't feel strong though wow I for a second but then you realize it's an Ikea desk and it it took you 25 minutes to put cuz we make fun of guys like that all the time and it costs money and then when you do that and it's your own property too it's kind of and then you yeah you just feel like a ████ and then there's paint chips all over the floor and I'm like ████ what idiot dude have you ever punched something and then you you afterwards you're like nobody's even going to notice this cuz I'm such a ████ yeah I waited for everyone to leave the house no that happened to me cuz I was this is a true story I was
14:24 leaving for um we were going to one of the cons but I was running late cuz I had to find couldn't find my ████ mustache cuz I was doing internet famous what the ████ oh dude that's when you really need something you're looking for it and I it was urgent cuz I have a whole crew waiting on me and we're doing we're just we're VidCon did us a favor they let us shoot at VidCon for the and this is the first scene of the whole ████ movie like that we're filming the whole time and and I and I couldn't find my mustache anywhere and finally I hauled off and I punched this cabinet like over the sink in me and n's old apartment I punched the cabinet and like I was like man mustach mustaches fell out bunch of mustaches it left a it left a it left a crack in it right and I was like man by the time we leave these guys are going to be like yo it's like $7,000 property damage cuz like I wrecked that cabinet so they never even ████
15:14 noticed what you never noticed I never noticed something like that wood panel D It's hard you can't see it it Blends in oh ████ that's what a ████ punch did you find did you find your mustache yeah I did I did was it was on his eyebrows actually Nikki f it was on my face what about you Andy I think it's nothing I think you have nothing what are you talking about I think he's perfect you're too tall I keep hitting my head oh man if only I was short wish I was be more average okay W now you guys are making me feel bad but my Gold's too bright dude I I don't Dick's too strong body is too fluid can you guys let me speak please no we're gonna keep guessing anything else 911 is Too Fake it's a personal
16:06 trick and he hates it about himself he doesn't like it about himself take the L Steve all right so um yeah what about you B no your turn dud do you actually have any though for real no I think not deflecting dude sh Colleen easy ni Nick um I think there's there's this thing comes to mind that I what I do hate is that when I get tired there's no there's no coming back from it mean sleepy you you don't rep perk back up yeah if I get like sleepy or something like that like if it's like a kind of like how B is when he just shuts off at 10: doesn't matter and he'll like ████ kick his friends out even though there's a party or something like that it's kind of like that but he has more of a reason cuz he like he starts heading he has like a very thorough schedule and exerts a lot of time and
16:56 it's like a father and does a lot of things and activities and has two dogs and like has a reason for me it's just even if I was just awake watching TV the whole day after a certain amount of hours I get ████ tired your mood turns it I'm I just can't like stay up like the most intense things can be happening and I'll be like oh you know what I mean hard being that sexy H Tak lot of energy it's very difficult it pisses me off because like sometimes drive me crazy cuz an impromptu thing might come up like a work thing that needs to be handled and then I'll have to rely on somebody else on the team to like help take care of it because I'm like ████ I'm really tired and what you do take a nap on set I can like I have here oh yeah but that's useful I that's I enjoy that about myself I can go down for like 5 minutes and come back and be like okay cool like
17:46 that that was helpful you think you think that's a tall guy trait stupid what tall guys go through they just get tired all the time can you Google that Steve ni asking one of his famous well I'm asking the tall guys full NBA teams are just laid out on the court dud you ever see NBA players walk they're just like this you ever seen NBA players or just athletes tall guys they walk so slow dude little guys we got we just they have a lot of blood to pump to their dick too cuz of gravity yeah and then the only other thing that bothers me is they're lazy lovers I got like ass hairs and stuff like that so if I don't have like a wet wipe or like you know if I don't like if it's like a sticky ████ that driv you crazy yeah cuz then I'm like dude just shave your ████ you don't shave your ████ cuz I'm conscious about and then I got go back and like trim it you know what I mean just shave your yeah shave your yeah I know how do how do you do it again who's the guy I subscribed to again I go like
18:37 this that's how I shave my assle it's not perfect but you know what about laser would you ever want to get lasered on my ████ I'm going to need to do a couple Consulting sessions because yeah I you know what I heard it doesn't hurt at all actually really I heard the laser doesn't hurt on your butthole at all when AI does it I'll do it if there's humans around I'm not doing it comments below please JK audience I'm like there can't be anyone even in the parking lot dude you can't look back there but you know what they see so many ████ all the time it's just it's not a thing yeah it's always somebody's first day though that's true but you don't share your own ████ so many times so it is a thing every time that's true it's special for you yeah all right so what about you Bart yeah what about you Bart I think for me it's something I've been working on my whole life and it's way better but
19:29 I I as a kid I had really crazy OCD like if I uh didn't close the door the right way I would have to go back inside and redo it really yeah there's like like or if I like let's say um so like my best friend that I got the original tattoo with he knew I had this OCD so I have to no this is the original Dude yourself so one of the things that this one you mean so one of the things that I had to do was um ████ I forgot now cuz I cuz I cured this of myself but I forgot what it was but there's a certain way I would shower and I forgot if it was soap first and then shampoo after or whatever but I would uh be in the shower and he would know like what I'm doing so he'll ████ it all up come in the bathroom and just squirt like shampoo on my head I'm like ████ so I have to go back in rinse everything and then start all over oh and it's so bad
20:21 to the point where in boot camp where we're already sleeping only 4 hours a night right cuz it's the whole day you're ████ training everyone's covered in mud ████ camel paint and ████ and you're sleeping and you don't really have personal time I would try to stay awake until like everyone knocks out and then I would sneakily go into the bathroom and then do my own shower just or else I'll have this itch that I can't ████ scratch and'll bug me like a ████ so now I don't have it anymore but that's one of the many things yeah that I'll do so like even now like before I answer emails I have to take a shower I have to I have to be like um I have to present myself in the best shape digitally yeah yeah yeah because he's got to be professional interesting yeah it's weird it's almost like if I don't
21:12 I'm I'm I'm answering emails as a rap so I'm not going to be able to critically think or do anything you know but then if I if I shower and I do all my ████ then when I go I'm like cool this is ████ like boss man Bart CEO Bart blah blah blah blah blah BL where do you think those rules came up from I don't know it's it's been like that since I was a kid I have all these like ████ little weird things transition and it drives me crazy cuz it's not convenient at all yo I you answer this email right now and I'm like ████ ████ ████ damn why can't you give me 30 minutes you know it's like like like that's not more so that ████ drives me crazy cuz I'm like why do I have to do all this ████ preparation to ████ do ████ is that why always showering no I'm surprised you don't have a shower here
22:02 we used to have a shower in the office he has a outdoor shower at behind the gym like we just showed outside today yeah we sh we shout outside lionhardt today we have a hose and he's like can I shower can I shower and I was like yeah dude we can shower ████ relax but that's one of the many like another thing would be like if I'm eating and I order a set meal like let's say like burgers fries and a drink it has to go all down at the same time so if I have this many fries and this much drink left I'll go until it's like the end and then it's like it has to finish I think I have the same thing but just way my have a lot of weird random ████ and that that's not inconvenience so does it matter yeah that's why you think I have zero but then there's times where it does drive me crazy cuz it's I'm like what the ████ like why does it have why
22:53 do I have to do it this way dang yeah but as a kid it was ████ as a kid it was like I had that same thing with even numbers yeah even numbers even numbers when I was like growing up like if I if I picked this up and I put it down I'd be like like two times two times wa or if I had to do something five times I had to do it six like as a kid all I couldn't I could not leave the thing alone yeah I always have to count when I pee count I always count when I pee because if it's if I'm not if I'm peeing and it's not 30 seconds it was a waste of time a waste of time dude you guys are ████ freak so you're like I could have held it longer yeah oh wow that's some ████ as that's some Asian ████ dude very efficient and the volume knob on the radio always has to be a multiple of five yeah damn I can't even hold my
23:46 pee and poop these days anymore mple of five what does that mean I was up with M I'm always wasting time you try to know I just go just do it on all Steve day back then what but like a a year or two ago I'd be like oh I got a pee and then I probably got like 15 minutes I'm like a child now if I'm like oh I got a pee I'm like I got to pee and then I just have to pull over the road and go I got like ████ got to PE like on the 405 yeah pop Joe yeah like I was I was going to Vegas and then I was like ooh I got to pee right and I was like oh there's probably going to be a gas station and I'm like Oh no I got less than three minutes right here and I'm like oh there's a ████ rest stop so I pulled over to the rest stop and there was a line of trucks like those big rigs so I was like I'm not making to the bathroom so I just pulled up to the dirt parking
24:36 lot next to a truck ran out and pissed on a rock nice well everybody was going to the SI I'm always doing in between the rest on the road in between them I barely fixed this thing about me it's maybe in the past couple years the uh I couldn't take a ████ in public anywhere like uh public restrooms how do you travel the world so the the crazy thing is like when I was in seventh grade I went to Camp like a surf camp with my school it was 5 days long and I was like a legend for not ████ you didn't ████ for 5 days well how did everyone know that you did cuz everyone knows I have that thing all my friends know that I can't take a ████ in like a public restroom so wait you're walking around you're like The Legend Continues today 3 days count yeah because they saw
25:26 me I wasn't eating anything because I didn't want ████ so I just ate like Kit Kat like a bar of it like every now and then and I wasn't eating the real food cuz it's I had like a phobia I was like I couldn't use like public toilets did you think you going to get AIDS by s█████ get a public I thought I was going to get AIDS I wouldn't go to sixth grade Camp cuz I was afraid that I couldn't shower there and and and if I would have like could I shower every day I was like ████ that cuz I I I was just a kid with acne and ████ and I was so scared of like making my skin worse or whatever yeah yeah the condition so I missed out on a lot of great stuff hey so when you poop in public now now do you feel like man I ████ did dudee I actually kind of feel cool yeah you cuz like I also not only that but like I always I would have to take off all my clothes to take a ████ that's reasonable that's reasonable I think Tim ghetto does that too the wor yeah it's the worst because like
26:17 sometimes there's been like very like few times I've been walked in on like that and it's so funny he's butt ass naked or like someone sees me through the crack my God even in public yeah even like dude yeah I have to like I got to do it dud all right this room needs [Laughter] therapy
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