0:00 hello my name is a parking and my name is a park and today is a Kore History Channel special the Chinese broad a Chinese a Chinese History Channel versus a Korea History Channel OMG is going to be a royal r i don't understand a devil's language oh okay welcome back to a very important episode of careful boys where we are going to go down Memory Lane he loves it Memory Lane we're going to go ahead and review a very old valuable air oh you got J history you got hey at least we're not checking in why did he run away all of a sudden he's shy those are rough of course bar has no idea what's going on I don't know what the hell is happening dude we're going
0:50 to go ahead and review another JK films heirloom really and we're going to cuz not everyone's seen it yet and we're going to go ahead and get some cont surprise we're going to get some thing huh on the story behind this video this is the thing oh God wait it's a surprise okay do you know what it is based on that sound what Anthony will probably know cuz he's been here forever yeah he probably directed this yeah ah oh my God hello my nameing and my name is ████ you and today you watching the Korean History Channel okay where are you guys first of all how do you feel about this
1:40 I don't even remember where is that that was in your kitchen which one about UCLA it was no this is this is actually that's not your house no this is your kitchen yeah and we were doing this next to your in your roommate's room while he oh I remember what year is this 20 7 ████ 1900 more importantly what month was it this was 2007 what day of the week apartment next to UCLA me and Bart we've been pretending to be Korean for probably 3 months at this point what do you mean like like as rehearsal just practicing just messing around as these characters we've been so in college what part would do is we would become Mexican Korean whatever
2:30 and we would for that whole day just be Korean person yeah we'll be at in and out wherever restaurant just talking like that the whole time we're talking to customer service we're just in character the whole time and I can tell you right now as a racist it's really good right it's really good I second that yeah it's dead on I'm a ████ racist this I mean we even we like we got to we got to get the clothes we got to get everything I hate you guys like this yeah that's exactly how they I hate you but it's good so different here really yeah you do it could be the face though too I want to clear everything up because everybody always stink Korean angry but Korean is good Korean is nice people Korean is number one because we we only
3:26 beat the Japanese dinosaur is there any script whatsoever we're just ████ around all improv Japanese dinosaur eat a Korean dinosaur Kore dinosaur number one so nice so nice God I want to do a documentary so bad I would I would do I would I would do gray grayscale this right now and I'd be like one of these guys went on to become a fitness influencer oh my God he's so tired guys responsible for the tea you're drinking right now that's right that same one so fun fact neither of them are Korean that is a fun fact do you think there's
4:16 anything in this video that if we just played it all the way through would have aged so badly that you'd be like I everything I've seen so far I mean the fact that we're not the fact that we're not Korean that's probably a big deal I actually still think it's pretty good though it was good it sounds to me like the Korean people I grew up with but you know when we came up with a Korean dinosaur it is a Japanese dinosaur they get in a Pip with a Korean dinosaur because every Korean person we grew up with they they they talk about World War II as if they went through it right like yesterday yeah and it they'll just be like I hate you because you're Japanese [Laughter] and like every Korean person that we knew you know when you go to like eat at your friend's house or whatever
5:07 everything is just regular yeah like like let's say if I'm at Anthony's house I'm like here this is Nook mom you did like different sauces in it they go this is Vietnamese Nook Mom this is Vietnamese rice but when you go to a Korean household this is a Korean pair this is Korean kimchi so everything is extra Korean so we just thought it was hilarious that like it was everything is it's not just the dinosaur especially when Japanese stuff was involved they had to dunk on Japanese could never something that it is what's the difference between a Korean pair and an Asian pair I don't know dude it's grown in Korea and Japanese people stole it God it thank you all right so for this one God it thank you I've always wondered where the heck you guys are during this I'm going to huh oh we're at a Vietnamese uh TV station Vietnamese yeah yeah we're at a Vietnamese TV
5:58 station watching problem your name is parking in area Chinese Japanese Korean all dirty asan hate each other but today we have a special special person to bring a better relation his name do you know what's coming yeah you still remember not really actually we wanted a we wanted a pause it real Qui what the ████ going on we W I feel like I'm watching like my mom pulling up my first piano recital why are we you know why this is so good why
6:48 that's crazy we were there's actually a really why Mom this is really a really deep woke reason why we did this a woke reason hella woke reason so you know how I began this is improv too we didn't write this ████ down we didn't know how to write no way yes is it crazy masterpieces right no way so when I started off with the statement that all these dirty Asians you know dirty Chinese Japanese dirty ████ right they don't get along yeah and that is true a lot of Asians they ████ hate each other even though they they look exactly the same right people just they're like yeah that's racist and then and then I was like how funny would it be to bring a unbiased person into how they view
7:40 that we're all Chinese anyway and it would be a Mexican because Mexicans think we're all Chinese anyway why are we fight why are we fighting right and then so this was this was our attempt of world peace let's bring the unbiased Mexican played by a Asian man your Mexican was always really ████ funny though though man dude Bart does still to this day in my opinion the best racist white you guys already know who I am I used to be a gang be you know like I was on the streets blasting all these fools but like hey sh no I'm G this is a ghetto don't be a ghetto no that's before I was a gang beer you know no but like no gang is a ghetto this why being people huh being people always a br neighborhood
8:30 Cal H that's why you do the back grade huh you want to you want to mess with a neighborhood I'm not I'm not I'm not getting banging no more it's still pretty ████ funny dude I don't know if something's wrong with me but I still thought wrong with everybody but it's also the fact that now that I know you guys yeah that's my favorite and that you're just like you're going off so hard and he's just like no no oh man like that's a g that guy that slos and swap me was off that guy huh this is based off of real ████ there's this dude at the SL and swap meet so it's like a predominantly black swap meet at Super Mall uh was this called Super Mall I forgot but he's this Korean guy all the vendors are Koreans and all the worker are the buyers are all the customers are
9:20 black and he's selling like stuff that like people in the hood would like to buy yeah like pimp clothes right yeah but the minute me and Joe Walk in because he probably thinks we're Korean he doesn't want us to buy anything like we we'll like check out this belt he hey don't beat a ghetto but then if a black guy walks by oh yeah it's nice right that's ████ funny dude so funny you would just still stand there as it's happening and every time me and Joe pick something I'm like oh how much is this belt hey don't get it that's so ghetto Hey Hey Brother Hey Brother come hey what's up brother you want to get it we're like what the ████ he would sick ass observation though Hey low key though of all like the old ass content you guys made that like probably for sure doesn't age
10:10 well none of it does low key like it's almost like we should just re-upload this and see what 2024 it's like yo look's like reupload that it's this one's actually really ████ good yeah you know what I mean because like anything especially racial ████ always hits for obviously in America just your idea honestly like your reflex of when you're acting gangster for you to go don't there's a kidle to scold him for just matter I don't even listen to him anymore he was bringing him on to share new insight and you reprimand him he's like why is all the agents fighting let's bring on an expert you can reupload this now yeah well that's a good question like if you noce all the Latinos Mexicans El Sal radorian Brazilians when
11:00 it comes Downes no Japanese ises Japanese dirty they R rer and they they want to be a Mexican if you don't want them we we can take them for your information outside of Japan the highest concentration of Japanese is in Brazil so like you know we can take them too if you don't want to okay pleas we get like fre players and ████ well anyways like when it comes down to it all the Latinos we combine together we we th the bir H what is what is the the bir like this that's almost like it the bird you guys can do the
11:50 justice but we doing the bird we doing the bird homes cuz like the Spanish we all speak somewhat of the same you know language I like the B is just half Macho Man Randy [Laughter] Savage Oh yeah [Applause] brother [Music] Mexican I'm let me ask you a question imagine you see someone that's Argentinian don't you think he looks Mexican m [Laughter] dude you're ████ how well you're like kind of just being ████ dull is really funny your wig is great too Jo Jo's parking is
12:42 awesome ████ awesome that's really how they ████ talk to you like halfway you're like I'm not sure if you know and you're just saying yes yeah you're like are you agreeing or not wait so why are you in a Vietnamese news station so the guy that we used to shoot with he used to shoot for a Vietnamese news station and so we would just go around Orange County yeah and like film different things in all different places and then I think just one day he was like yo you want to shoot on the set we're like what the ████ were they actually shoot the thing and go like yeah we'll just goad real quick and that was okay to do no they fired him after they ████ fired him never worked again we we don't know we we just grabbed a bag of costumes no plans we drove down there and he's all like all right here it goes and then I was mind
13:33 blown I was like I've never seen a TV studio this is so professional and now I've been to real TV studios right this was so ████ ████ but my mind was like oh we're in the big Times Bar this is ████ TV we made it bro we're like we're going to be on Channel 34 dude like this is crazy no one affiliated with the actual station ever saw this come out and was like how the ████ did this happen no but that's why we love the Vietnamese Community they're so cool they took us in like the entire o like everyone was just they were just so cool with us anywhere we went any like cuz you guys aren't ████ attacking Vietnam right now but yeah they just they were just oh dude welcome welcome this do you remember there was the the anti-communist protest at the same time so we were at the studio recording right
14:24 and there was a guy with a uh old school Toyota Camry remember all yellow Camry he painted it yellow with three stripes down his ████ car and he had like 20 Vietnamese flags on his Toyota Camry with speakers and then so the whole time he would roll down the street and the culde saac around this TV station and he'll be like Dow I don't know what that means right protest word basically what they were saying during that time to like protest to Communism and whatnot what had happened during that time was like in some VHS Studio or some ████ on one of the streets in that little saon area some dude hung like a communist Vietnamese flag and it turned into a giant Pro I remember my family took me out there too I was like what the ████ is going on as a kid and stuff and it
15:14 was just like a huge like giant protest because everybody was like this area is about the people that like fled and were veterans oh okay that's good context yeah but we were just in these costumes just going outside like what the hell's happening there's like a crazy little Toyota Camry like with going down and I'm like What's Happening you were in the middle of a a protest dressed like this just walking around well kind of in the weird way though like a lot of people just dress like that though Vietnamese dudes were dressing like the cholos back then it's true yeah we yeah we would always just roll around the OC with a bag full of our costumes cuz we didn't know what we were going to film that day oh random just whatever but it's been a long time coming coming but now we have the Korean History Channel official throwback shirts you guys can
16:04 get right here click in the link below you're going to be able to get [Laughter] it we have beautiful scenes wow dude we have we even have the new scene right here dude this is get your get your get get it C history CH we put a number in a Chiron on the screen Joe's like selling ████ get this dude I just want to like know like the Korean people that see this and like feel like a weird type way I would crack up oh they're out there ████ hard i' I've yet to meet one Korean that was mad at this like everyone was mad at how good our accents were and they'll just be like ████ you I
16:54 got made fun of so much with your ████ videos but they were so good David David said after our first video came out every day in high school was like and he was like what the ████ is that ████ and he watched the video like son of a ████ I'm just glad that most Koreans and Vietnamese have like such a good sense of humor that like they watch this and they like die laughing they just like dude you you just did such a good job I can't get if it's good and it sounds close or reminds them of someone real yeah they're like my uncles's like that it's like my character is modeled off of my friend's Uncle I love it you guys told me can you guys teach me how to do it yes say I would love it Japanese is a diry Asian okay um Japanese Korean history CH lubricate let me lubricate all right
17:46 go for it but then really like hit it yeah yeah yeah yeah go ahead uh Japanese is a it's dirty dirty Asian this is day one more white double down on the white you guys seen PewDiePie drawing this is only day one give me give me 75 days so what are the stills from on this shirt like all right this one is uh is that that's the one we just saw right yeah the one at the bottom the bottom yeah I think this is like Bart I forgot so beautiful so beautiful so many memories yeah are those are some of the stills from just the photo shoot we did yeah might oh that's a photo shoot some of them looks like a photo shoot well when was the last time that you actually played these characters in a in content
18:36 cuz you did this for how many I think the most recent one is we visited a Chinese New Year one I think oh that's right we were we were um we were going to Chinese New Year and we were uh calling them the Chinese Devils is this when was this that sounds regular racist no uh I forgot when this was but there was Chinese New Year going down on Garvey like a big Festival so we decided to go there to kind of like I guess judge or see what was happening and what's tied is so we're cool with one of the council members here and I think one of the signs we roasted was one of the person was running against them so he like hey thanks guys oh it was like like Michael woo or something and we're like Michael Woo is a Chinese a devil or something like that this was a long like way long time ago type yeah like type Koreans and Chinese New Year Just
19:26 Kidding Films maybe maybe something like that pop up yeah I don't know where some of these and then we interviewed a a old white dude in a Chinese outfit cuz it was uh he was with his wife and stuff and then we interviewed him and we said we have a real Chinese aers here that we want to talk to I see it here yeah no go to the beginning oh it's in the beginning no go to the cuz I forgot what the context was right there that's ████ Lee the what there's got to be a reason why we the old white guy my name is a and today is the cor History Channel special because uh we were just hanging out around the town he a devil worshipper that's a real guy running for he's a devil worshiper Chinese Chinese a Chinese
20:18 History Channel versus a Korean History Channel OMG is going to be a royal r i don't understand a devil's language yo what the I don't know dude you said his English though you coward I don't understand a devil's language all right go to that guy that you're talking toil secret but I'm a professional I I tell try to get all the secret out of me I push her away are you a Chinese person that's a white guy no a gy from China very cool it's gy from
21:09 China you going to give me Bosa isn't this your H secret culture Korean person Chinese a person no how perfect was it that we found an old white grandpa he's just like he can't even hear anything yeah we we just we just made him Chinese I don't know what the ████ going on dude oh that s███'s crazy that sh's crazy oh dude he did one where it was like 112 and the players D I forgot was oh you did a 112 joke but it was in that video but he did one yeah it was so hilarious
21:59 damn well well done guys on having such iconic characters now as JK films fans you can get the classic Korean History Channel shirt I don't speak the devil's language I for God he said that
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