0:06 And welcome back everybody to another episode of the Careful Boys where we're going to be talking about how and why a bunch of uh sex toys are being thrown onto WNBA courts. >> Oh, I saw that. They're specifically green, aren't they? Or no? >> No, one of them was. The other one was like >> One was definitely neon green. There's there's been like purple, pink, and there's these giant dildos and like somebody's just >> chucking them onto the court mid game. So like refs have to stop and then there's just a giant dildo on >> you know the WNBA is already a failing business. >> Yeah, sure. >> They're doing better this year. >> But that's true. >> But they and they started brainstorming ideas how to stop it and they even brainstormed an even worse idea. >> What was that? No, >> they're like so to to prevent more dildos from being thrown onto the court. They're like, "Why don't we just play
0:56 with zero spectators?" >> Oh, very gonna make >> Who thought of that? >> I don't know. I'm glad they didn't pass it, but I'm like, whoever is brainstorming for the WNBA, I think, hates them. >> Yeah. >> It's an inside job to bring them down. >> I don't know. That means they they wouldn't be in order to make it like at least net positive in some way, they should also just stop playing in stadiums and play on like a black top. >> Yeah. Play at the park. >> Yeah. And the only person there is like the camera crew. >> Yeah. >> What What's the reason that they are throwing? >> Like who threw the first one? >> Cuz it's funny, I guess. >> Maybe it's a parlay. >> And it's it's different guys that threw the two that that were on the news. >> Two people have been arrested for it. >> Yeah. And they caught him obviously because that same rat and one guy one guy threw one and it hit like a 12-year-old girl in the leg. So now everybody's a lot more upset. >> Not that it hurts, so to speak, but it's
1:47 just >> Oh, that's g that's not right. That's like considered SA a little bit. >> It I think it should be. >> And they didn't catch the guy initially, but like they caught him on camera. It's just this like white dude that kind of looks like the rapper Logic and he's just got a Beas and Buttad t-shirt. So they're like looking for the the male cockage with Beas and Buttthead t-shirt. >> At least it's like a multi-racial event. I think the the other guy who did it wasn't was like a different race, right? >> I wonder if this is the most views they ever got now. >> Right. Well, I think it's also just weird that now the 12-year-old has to go in the car with their parents and the 12-year-old's going to be like, "Mom, dad, what was that thing that hit my legs?" >> Yeah. You're forced to have a conversation now. Yeah. >> Like, I don't You know what I mean? Like, why? >> That's what they're That's what she's going to ask. >> That's those are the things kids will ask. >> Well, you're a dad. What What's your
2:38 answer? >> What? >> You're a father. What would you say? >> I would just honestly I would have just laughed and be like, "Oh, it's just a it's just a toy." And then just drive. Keep driving. >> You think that's what she asked? >> I'm just saying she those are >> birth normal. >> That's what you think? >> I didn't say that. >> Biologically accurate. >> I just I I just said, "Dad, mom, >> can I see yours? I want to see if it's a same." >> Oh god. >> That's crazy. But look, at the end of the day, I would have just ignored it. Just like don't worry about it. Some kid was being dumb and move on with my day, you know? >> Would you do the same? >> Some kids don't kids don't drop the topic that easily. They they do, but if it if it hit their thighs, she's traumatized. >> Yeah, but but >> traumatized. Is that what your joke was? >> It's not bad, actually. But then but then think about like this at at that age and something that's like all over
3:29 random news and stuff. Don't you think another kid is going to go to school and be like, you know what that was? >> No, absolutely. Cuz there's always that one kid >> and now you're not prepping your kid. >> Mhm. >> Just in case. >> Yeah. But then then then let them take care of that. >> So what did your dad say about it? He said traumatize. >> Make him an idiot. >> No, your dad's an idiot. >> They're not always that big. >> What would you do? >> I think it depends on how specific it is in their brains. So if they're like, "Why? Why do they throw that weird thing?" Oh, they're just dumb. You know, >> it's like, "What was was that a penis?" >> Yeah. >> Then I'm like, >> if Ta's like, "What? Why? Why did it look like a wiener?" >> Yeah. Depending on how descriptive it is, I'll address it at that level. Yeah, that's smart. >> Yeah, >> but if it was just like what was that? >> Was that a green bottle? Yeah, people are crazy. >> You said why do pe why would someone
4:20 throw a wiener at the court? What would your answer be? >> No, cuz I'm imagining Taika say it. >> Yeah. >> And I because he's such a unique person, >> he's probably thinking, "Where do I get my hands on a green wiener?" Cuz I got to I got to throw at someone else now cuz this is so funny. >> How do I prevent that? >> Yeah. So, I got I can't prevent I can't prevent >> the next layer >> surface level conversation. I have to go how do I address layer three cuz I know where this is going to brainstorm. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, I got to like make sure I bring in like the whole uh essay conversation ASAP. I got to like take it to level 10. Like if you even think about it and if you do this at school, at a ████ soccer game, whatever, you can get expelled, you know? Like I can't just
5:10 have the conversation here. I got to think what road it's going to be. >> This person did has consequences. >> Yeah. Do you think you would better understand it if you said, you know, your dad did stuff like that, did it? >> I never did, bro. I didn't throw a ████ dildo at a sporting event. >> To make Would you make it up to make it more like easy to understand? >> No, I would probably say like there's creeps out there that like ████ wieners and stuff and I think it's funny to throw it at innocent people. >> Yeah. And I'll try to say it in the most like nonfunny way possible, >> right? >> There's no way to do that, but >> cuz Yeah, he's going to think it's so ████ funny. >> He could spin it into a joke very easily >> cuz his favorite thing is favorite plushy is this monkey. >> Uhhuh. >> And he will take the tail and tuck it between the legs and he thinks it's hilarious cuz it's the weird. >> It's hilarious.
6:00 >> I know. It's done. >> ████ This is going to be hard to >> It's hard because it is funny. It is funny to make it not. But then I got to teach them the rules, you know? >> Yeah. >> I think the throwing of the dildo isn't as funny as the way they reacted to it >> cuz they were they were act nobody wanted to touch it. Remember they were all like >> and they were like what's the protocol? What do we do? And they just left it on the court. They didn't even like cover it. They were just like >> and the funny and the funny thing is like when you look up articles about it the photos there and this just barely slightly pixelated on the court. >> And then a lot of them land like this too. Yeah, >> that's so >> it's just standing straight up so you know exactly what Dude, if if it lands and like stands straight up. >> I think everybody needs to respect that. >> I think that's so funny. >> Like there's there's no way you can >> sound like this, right? >> Hey, that's wrong. You got to be like, >> damn. >> Pretty funny. >> Hey, that's wrong.
6:50 >> But what if it's one of those that's perfect designed perfectly balanced where no matter how you throw it's going to >> I think that's really good. I think that's really good marketing, man. >> It's on the package. Guaranteed to land correctly. guaranteed to waffle. >> Dude, imagine that. Somebody just throws it, flips it, talk lambs, and ah >> in a video. Dude, that that ████ will go viral >> just by themselves right at WNBA game. >> Or that could only go viral on like a couple sites, my friend. Like, I don't know about viral. >> It could go viral anywhere as long as you pixelate it. >> Okay. >> I was just It just popped in my head. I was just like, "Dude, imagine that somebody did that and did a back flip and landed." >> Okay. Yeah, that would go viral. What the hell? >> And then an alien shows up from outer space. >> Cuz most perverts can't do back flips.
7:40 So that would be like, "Oh, wow. This pervert can >> do back flips." That's a really funny correlation. >> Mhm. Pervert to backflip ratio. Yeah, >> I guess the uh the mature conversations talking about how like pranks like these are >> diminishing like the WNBA to just their sexuality and not, you know, respecting the the fact that they're athletes first and then, you know, they just happen to be ladies. It's more like, oh, just women, >> you know, but like >> I don't know if it's that deep though, man. I feel like people just do dumb ████ and like that could happen at a regular NBA >> like five of them now. >> Well, that's because they reacted that. That's the thing. It's like when you react a certain way that's really funny. People are going to want to do it again. >> Well, then that means you got to just do
8:30 one of those like whoever the per that they catch, it's like find them like 40 grand. >> Honestly, I I believe in making an example out of someone. Like I would be less inclined to horse around if something bad happened like that >> cuz you know when like uh like during a soccer game you have a guy just runs across the field. >> Yeah. The streaking >> if they just get fined people, oh it looks fun. I want to do it too. But when you see someone get ████ like tackled and clobbered and ████ then you're like oh I don't know if I want to do that. >> Unless it somehow transcends and becomes like randomly uh an okay kind of tasteful like part of the culture. Like it happens so frequently that for it to happen and and if you're in a stadium and somebody's running butt naked and then everyone's cheering because they can last long in terms of like not getting caught, that's tight. That's kind of tight. >> You want to normalize the dildo throwing? No, I want to say that I a
9:20 naked streaker should run onto the courts and see how long. >> Do you think we still we do we live in that in that time or place anymore that like a streaker is still going to Wouldn't that be almost like as bad as like essay in a way? >> The most Oh, as bad as essay like decent exposure >> cuz if your dick is out that's like barely the basically the same ████ isn't it? >> And then if there's kids at the game >> Yeah, there's kids. Yeah. Would you put in your own world different rules on if it's a dick versus just like boobies? >> I You know what? Yeah. And I don't like that. That's true. >> Probably better. >> It's true. Yeah. I I really think having a dick out is way more problematic in every way. >> I think in every way. >> Way more problematic >> because the dick is the one that goes to you. >> Yeah. And >> there's no nurturing purpose >> cuz boobies still feed people. >> Yeah. Yeah. There you go. >> Yeah. Boobies. >> Dicks don't feed people. They create
10:10 people, but they don't feed I think dicks are the offender in most cases. So, if not all. >> Also, there's a whole free the nipple movement. So, it's almost like you're >> almost a feminist. >> Yeah. I just I just don't like the idea of little kids having to see dicks. That's ████ weird. >> I don't know if I can say that. >> I think that's safe to say. Yeah. Thank you. >> You're crazy. >> That's what I think. That's why I think like like the dildo thing I I hate it because it's like it's forcing kids to see that and it's like come on. >> It's forcing kids to see penises. >> Yeah. If you're doing it at like a bar or something where everyone is an adult, then whatever. >> What if it's like one of those blowup like uh just like a blowup sex doll? >> Yeah. No, I don't like it cuz it it just reminds me of like like Falsome Street. You know how that is in SF? It's that like pride parade thing where like all there's a bunch of dudes with their dick out and no one gets >> they're just smoking cigarettes and
11:00 their dicks around >> bring their kids to it. >> I also don't think that's cool. So basically, as long as if there's like a kid element in general. >> I just don't like sexual things being forced around kids. >> Yeah. >> That's the whole assault part where like you don't have a choice. >> Well, yeah. It's also unfair for parents if they It ████ with their timing of when they want to talk about certain things. And I don't think we're supposed to like, >> you know, ex expedite that. >> I think it's safe for you to have that opinion here. I'm glad you said that. >> It feels controversial, but it's common sense to me. It is. >> I feel the same way if someone throwing ████ ████ on the court, too. But that's harder to recognize what it is. >> Yes. >> But still like I think because boobies to me are a different category >> cuz a bunch of dudes haven't ever seen that. >> Do you think Do is this your opinion? Do you think there's more variety of how vaginas look versus dicks? >> Yes. >> Thank you. >> Versus dicks. >> I think I think vaginas could look
11:51 wildly different from each other. >> Agree. >> Oh yeah kind of look like a dick. >> Yeah. >> It's just different sizes. >> Yeah. Sometimes I wouldn't know what I'm looking at zoomed in or if I woke up and it was there. I wouldn't know. Boom. >> I wouldn't know what it was. I'd have to like process. >> That's a good point. >> Vagina or the the penis? >> No, vagina. >> Oh, >> the penis. You know exactly. >> No, you would have to throw the >> He's saying zoomed in like zoom >> like if someone zoomed way into like a actual vulva and was like >> what is that? >> Yeah, because like when you throw one of those. That's not >> But if you throw the whole apparatus, so the butt cheeks and the vagina. >> Oh yeah, you need you need both. >> Be funny as ████ So, it has to like land on the butt. >> Yeah. I think I think it's hard to make dicks look like other stuff. >> It's easy to make a vagina look like Yoshi >> unless it's also >> unless unless you throw uncircumcised
12:42 dildo. >> What does that look like? >> Cucumber. >> An elephant trian. Okay. I love these conversations
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