0:00 I was able to hit the third bll the third bll was like the most aggressive it was so aggressive that was as it was chasing people um when people would try to jump out of the ring it would try to jump after them and it would like halfway get out hit the fence fall over onto its back into the ring again be dazzled for a second and that's when I was like oh this is my motherucker do you have good luck after that you think you think that helped I never felt so removed from everything I had known in life you know I'm very inspired after this I'm going to go kick a cat why would you do same same dude same same he's like they said this is good [Music] luck welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where today we have Mr Giani in the building power ████ like that like the clap uh so we got a
0:50 question here's a prompt what is something that you've done that you recommend everyone do before they die dude oh my God that's so crazy I just got back from Europe literally I said this to my mom I went to this place called Dingle Ireland it's a ████ weird place whatever it is the most beautiful scenery I've ever seen in my life green everywhere huh dude it was insane Dingle d i n g l e what does it look like like Game of Thrones Landscapes exactly Auto wants to finish dingleberry for sure it is beautiful go to Dingle I know I wish I had something better to say but just go to Dingle my guy you know what I mean what you do in Dingle um I I went on a world tour to a bunch of different European countries and I met a girl in every city that I went did did you go with your friend no I didn't I didn't go with with with I feel like that's the thing everyone
1:40 should do before they die every ████ country and meet a girl that was almost the annoying part I was like let me enjoy the scenery okay I don't care that you need french fries right now okay um but yeah it it um it was beautiful so you think you said you're saying everyone should go there everyone has to go there I said this I was like Mom you have to like everyone should go to this place before they die so besides the scenery what else did you do while you're in Dingle eat potato yeah a lot of potato a lot of fish and cuz there's a lot of it's like near the water so it's a lot of like seafood yeah what's the best thing you had in in Europe or in Ireland Dingle let's just talk about Dingle the fish and chips were insane oh insane insane fish and chips that's got to be ████ insane yeah you drink at all I did I drink a little bit because I when I went to Poland like they drink so much vodka there so I was drinking like
2:30 wine and vodka in Poland wait what was the world tour that you're on I don't know I just I we're on strike right now and I was like I'm just sitting oh it was gian's World Tour I thought he was like I thought it was like you were you were doing some ████ no just went on my own my own little world tour holy how long was your European World Tour for it's about a month yeah that's a good time yeah that sounds and D what was the best experience out of the the whole month I mean in different places I had great experiences but like all like your memory was like wow my memory was like wow this is is an amazing place to be I'm going to remember that it's a good name to remember what was the question again I just think about Dingle now what do you know about Dingle IR what's something that you've done that you recommend everyone I said that I said Dingle so just send me the 5K to my account it's it's Ireland tourism on the phone right now Irish
3:20 tourism recommend everyone do before they die yeah something that you've done honestly I thought J you was going to have or see your ████ it's that it's Dingle or look at your ████ I'd rather go to Dingle they're both kind of in the same category traveling is probably one of the best things though cuz it's like give a specific where where spefic we got Dingle over here I'm sure you got a specific place you got to choose one I would say feudal Japan yep knew it I would say go somewhere that is like almost the opposite of where what you're used to so for example Vietnam was crazy for me because but you grew up in s bro Valley littleon got you there no you know what it is is because I've traveled the world a lot but I've never been I've
4:12 never been to a country that doesn't cater to Americans yeah so it feels like that sounds like ████ I don't want to go there it feel it's like communist land like you go around and they cater to Russians and like French would be like the most western so they'll speak French before they speak English so then but then you see everywhere it's like communist stars and ████ and all their tourists are like Chinese and Russians and then you're just sitting there like I don't matter as an American like everything is just for everybody else but then I didn't realized that until I went there cuz everywhere else it's like the tourist area there's something that's English speaking or there there's a lot of American tourists so you don't really feel like you're I tell you what you got that US Passport you matter to the women there yeah I probably why what did you do how how
5:03 did you take advantage of that I didn't take advantage of it chaos strikes again see what you do you see the ████ you cause out here B let him finish the story you're a passport brother yeah yeah they see you guys see me in Vietnam I'm wearing a Putin shirt M let's go W with the flag I think the difference is just when you go all over and you're like at a result or whatever right you don't really feel like you're away from America right that's what I realized until you go to places where they just don't know what an American is and you're just like what the ████ now I really feel like I'm far but yeah that's why I always get a Airbnb where I go because I want to live like um there rather the hotel right right I I mean I
5:53 did get the noble hotel in Spain so that was like the one thing that I was like okay fine I'll just get a hotel here um but everywhere else I went I everywhere so stupid every else I went I got an airbn I want to stay with the locals in Vietnam and I was at the Sheron dude bro no lie I got like a penous suite for like less than 200 bucks like a two room like I was like what the ████ it's cheap there though it's so cheap but like you're getting us brand yeah was like what I will say London blows because it's like one it's like one it's more expensive bro it is it's like the pound is like 1.5 I was like everything was I was like this that's way better than you it used to be like 2 to one
6:43 like 10 years ago ████ that dude and in the rooms are smaller and the beds are all like twin size and you're like what the ████ and their teeth are messed up yep you telling me you didn't like riding the double decker buses dude did you get to the tour buses I did that in when I went to think no I did doic around the London egg dude I did do it one time I was like e ████ get away just kidding when you when you went to Europe were you like ah the motherland and then you walked around and you're like my peoples no it's weird because I dude I was in Venice Italy and I was walking around I was like I don't ████ relate to any of these ████ and I'm 100% Italian my name is Giani Vincent Paulo I was like get away from me dude you know I mean I was like yeah I I just feel like I don't relate to like what lower middle class no no
7:36 no no but like I don't like you know when people go home they're like like these are my people like I don't feel like that when I go to Italy I'm like where's maliboo you know what I mean I'm like what the ████ am I doing here feel I don't even know if I feel that anywhere probably sgv nah a lot more dumb I see him at the barber shop man you're the same way you were Senor year wait what's what's that the valley oh oh like a lot of people they don't leave this bubble right so I'll talk to them and I'm like you're like 43 now but you still sound like the 17-year-old That I Used to Know You know so probably like just the gym for you yeah bar not really really we this is a better question actually do you let's go back die something something before you die you answer I've been thinking something that you done that you got to recommend everybody to do before they die I think
8:27 you should get in a fight at least once in your life I agree but what if you die never been in a fight well at least you did it then you die yeah yeah yeah yeah you got it do you could think uh a street fight or like a sanctioned F yeah like a street fight or do you count hard sparring in a gym count that I'll say it's probably safer to do it in a gym so I would say you count hard sparring as a real F but maybe both maybe both I feel like it's too controlled though cuz you don't know about yourself until you like that's true you don't but then when you ramp it up and the like sometimes in sparring like in a gym you make the condition where it's like a real ████ fight so then it becomes automatically like oh ████ your heart starts beating you start to feel a little stress and then but you doarn the most about who you are yeah for sure for sure and you I think it's good to just push back on stuff I got to ask you a professional fighter guy I got to ask you a question okay uh check this out I jumped people
9:19 and I got jumped a lot cuz that was the thing you did you didn't you you don't really do one on on that much yeah yeah does that count I think that's more hardcore you've lived not as a what is it like a you start at 11 years old to like what high school I think uh every five years you should get in a ████ SC dud you're like ████ it's coming up who's the first guy I see at Bristol Farms yeah I'm kick his ████ ass but I think people that do do kind of get in fights or have been punched in the face just tend to be cooler people overall I do agree but they have to do this before college and then it gets too dangerous and it becomes criminal yeah yeah yeah yeah you're right you're right you're right but that's why you know you doing gym you just sign up to a place and get in a little bit of a fight you'll be fine today's video is brought to you by Lumi do your armpits smell like ████ nah but it smells like ████ or do your
10:11 ████ smell like armpits M that's a good question cuz what's dope about Lumi is they made full body deodorant the reason why Bart brought up ████ is because it's made from a ████ doctor so you know it works very good on your body you could use this on your whole entire body not just your stinky little armpits or your leg pits or your butt pits it's for everything yeah it's pH Balan yep no parabens no aluminum designed by OBGYN like we said mhm and it smells really good this one is the whole body deodorant this is my favorite one it's clean Tangerine you know what I mean oh man I could just if you had this all over your We're not gonna go there but you
11:03 know what I'm thinking about what are you thinking about if you had it all over I'd be all up in that oh as a special offer for listeners new customers get $5 off a Lumi starter pack with the code OTR at Lumi deodorant.com that equates to $40 off a Lumi starter pack when you go to lumid deodorant.com and use code OTR thank you Lumi for making this holiday season smell a whole much better this one's cool cucumber it's pH optimized so you could have it in between your batwing balls oh I need my balls to smell better if you get suplex when you're 13 years old it's okay but when you're 25 you're going to break something yeah you might die you know oh dude I have a good fight story what I um while we were speaking about
11:53 Russians um I uh so when I was younger I was crazy when I was younger like I was like I I was actually I yeah that's actually very fair um I played hockey and I was i f you're scrapping all the D I was a scrappy ████ Russians are good at everything especially hockey too huh bro there was this Russian team and they have like six or seven guys that are like big NHL players now on this team and they would come in they would fly in from Russia and they would this summer tournament they would come in and play us all the time so we played this team they like smoked us and after the game I was like walking out of the locker room and I was like fighting everyone on the ice I was maybe like 12 and I was like hitting kids quick question I never understood in hockey like under what conditions can two people just grab each other and start socking each other face at 12 years old at 12 years old you have helmets and gloves on you're just like there's not legal fighting but like in junior hockey
12:44 you're allowed to drop the gloves and fight into five minute penalty but what is that what's that it's honestly like better for the game because if like say for example someone is out like taking cheap shots at people you could actually injure someone but if there's fighting no one's going to I'm not going to take a cheap shot on you cuz their big ████ is going to come beat the ████ out of me that's cool so it's like yeah it's more of like uh you know everyone you know right it keeps the game in line that's my two tents on it people are like oh it's like well you so basically when the aggressiveness or cheap shots escalate to a point where it's like all right let's ████ throw down right now and then everybody just clears the floor and the refs like here we go that's it or or your team's getting smoked and you got to like fire them up and someone just like ████ so if if there was an equivalent if wasn't equivalent in basketball would it be like if someone fouled then everyone moves away and the two people they just
13:34 scrap like flagrant though not like a regularl flagrant too you get to you get to scrap James Harden every time yeah so basically I was leaving the locker room and then one of the Russian kids said something to me when I was leaving it was like five of them outside the locker room and I was alone and for I was crazy as kid I just cracked one of these kids in the face and like six Russian kids are on top of me like stomping me out it was literally it was like I was like 12 years old and I like left yeah I literally left the thing I was like you Russian ████ dude like I'm like bleeding everywhere I'm like these communist F I was like but yeah call them commies were they r i was 12 dude I wouldn't say that now I mean back then you probably would have been right right that was the Soviet Union back then so I don't know dude how ████ old do you think I am I still play high school on television
14:25 okay what about you Colleen um I I kind of said it yesterday okay I feel like you should do something you're afraid of so like for me it was Heights so I went skydiving so find your fear and and do that un more examples yeah you should do that dude go to prison ████ you won you ████ I'm afraid I'm afraid of jail go to jail y I was going to say within a certain scope of non stupidity all right all right all right wait how do you guys how does everyone think they would do in jail oh not great probably not good bro not great I think you'd Fair pretty well oh don't know you're a good fighter yeah but you know all it takes is like bro I got beautiful hair I'm going to get boned every day this is true I got to go bald before I go in yeah that's a more important question who's going to get boned most I'll do horrible in jail you think so
15:16 dude I look I used to work in West Hollywood I'll I probably be me me yeah you get a bet though yeah I think I'm only going to walk backwards hey my butt cheeks are always like no this is the time that actually sees his ass no Everywhere I Go Everywhere I Go I'm looking at people cuz I want I don't ever want to ████ you want to Temp them they're all like holding him down open his ████ he's like what's it look like they're like actually not that bad it's pretty good Anthony Lee is for sure going to get bones why you got to point when you look how pretty you are dude i' I'd take a ride myself if I could that's why I'm going to stand next to him all day just to make sure the prettier yeah this is the pretty table dude you guys will get bumed in a heartbeat look at his beautiful hair don't you feel that's something you you could grab that there's like physical like interaction with there's an interactive experience and then I
16:07 started to squat so my butt is kind of bubbly so but I feel like Yeah Yeah Joe got a little bubble but I feel like Joe would just be a a w he he would adapt to being a wild boy and just and just scaring every I would accept the fact that a lot of dudes are going to want to ████ me so I would use that to my advantage as currency I would be the girlfriend to the ████ toughest guy in there be the second in command you know what I mean so I got to utilize what I got yeah yeah some people are like no tough guy it's like well be a tough guy on the bottom as a pawn I'll be the queen of the jail you know what I mean I'll be eating my ████ Top Ramen smoking cigarettes like I'm living baby bottom Ramen bottom Ramen but joke got Kingpin Vibes bro like if you're the toughest guys if you're the toughest
16:57 guy's girlfriend and he asks you what do you want to eat do are you still indecisive I don't know whatever you want like whatever's a commentary I don't know see wait but what if you guys what if I go to the same prison and he break he sees me go he's cute um what if he breaks up with you then now you're on the and we're fighting bro made the best Queen win I am not leaving my nice luxury life he's mine I climbed up this ring there you know how many ass I had to get my ████ you got to go up the ladder with it you can't get straight to the top guy no you got to you got to prove your worth you got to you got to start rumors that's the key dude everyone's trying to be a tough guy I'm like seduced a tough guy isn't that mainly an American thing just like but ████ yeah just getting
17:48 rammed in prison I don't know you think they do that in Norwegian prisons I feel like it's a predominant maybe it's just a human thing have you guys seen Locked Up Abroad there used to be a whole show about like Americans getting in trouble in other countries and their stories and ████ do they but ████ out there they probably will but ████ Americans no there's a Netflix show uh actually the new season just came out I watch it all the time it's called Lock Up Abroad no it's it's called um uh world's toughest prisons oh older show yeah no but a new episode literally just came out like a couple days ago I actually watched it they don't talk about the ████ um unfortunately not cuz I was curious about that too but um we all are he wants to know which one to go to where is the ████ I'm like I'm like about 45 minutes into this episode I don't care about the ████ Cuisine okay get to the good ████ is that what they talk about on the show yeah someone sees his
18:38 title and it's like oh what should I do as a bucket list and you go on and it's like oh I'm going to get ████ in prin oh sounds pretty cool that's on Joe's algorithm yeah it's like well um going back to the topic I think uh traveling would be what traveling to prisons abroad traveling to prison going to prison in Dingle Ireland what do you what do you think I feel like you're a worldly person this guy travels a lot don't you think he looks like he travels a lot dude I'm not going to say anybody looks like anything I'm just going to be here this guy's good we're trying to trap him yo yeah he looks like he goes to Tokyo a lot like dude I'm gonna ████ dude I'm a prison princess right um I've talked about on here before but I think one of the most eye openening experiences with Gran was also had a
19:28 young time was when I was traveling I and I went running with the bulls in Spain I feel like super diving into like the culture of another entire different nation and culture like really submitting yourself to like not just like visiting and like having a tourist perspective but like experiencing and engaging going to the noou yeah that sh yeah noou yeah say that the noou but we saw him the running with the bulls from my penous site I was like but that ████ really like brought me to the ground level of like what they do and why they do it even if it didn't make sense you had to just ask questions when you're getting like a pamphlet that says like be careful cuz you might die like stuff like that makes you feel like you're really a part of something else and when it's so different that when you go home home feels different you know what I mean I think doing something like that that's why I want to like go out to like the what's called elom or what the giant
20:18 tomato fight there that's why I want to go to like the holy Festival in India U with all like the colorful ████ dust and stuff like I want to just try things that are like super deep about those other nations and cultures because that's the only way you might really like learn more about yourself do have people died in the running with the bulls oh dude all the time I want say all the time but I feel like there's one every year dude there's always a video on ████ Instagram like check out this guy who got gored by a bull cuz dude it's it it is very Loosey Goosey it seems like it seems like it's I feel like the people are more ████ uh dangerous than the Bulls because like if you try to like run to the side while you're running on the Cobblestone they'll push you back in you know what I mean and that like the running with the bulls is only half of it like after you run with the bulls you have a decision to go into the stadium or not and if you go into the stadium that's like part two and and part two is where they put out they let out young Bulls one at a time
21:08 with the corks on their horns but the corks Never Last for more than like 30 seconds and it's good luck for the year if you can like slap the bull either with your hand or with the newspaper yeah I'm out really get that close yeah so it's just running around in this ring and everybody's ████ cheering for you and ████ like that and obviously if you can like wrestle the B the longer you hold on to it the louder the Roar of the of the crowd so it's like the most ████ adrenaline did you do that part yeah I did you wrestled did you smack the with the newspaper I was able to hit the third bll the third bll was like the most aggressive it was so aggressive that as it was chasing people um when people would try to jump out of the ring it would try to jump after them and it would like halfway get out hit the fence fall over onto its back into the ring again be dazzled for a second and that's when I was like oh this is my ████ so once it started chasing somebody else I started running after it
21:58 and when it ████ tried to jump over and fell down I got up to it while it was like lying down I SLA the ████ out of it like three times people were hella yeah and I I jumped out you have good luck after that you think you think that helped I'm still alive so I feel like I'm pretty solid how drunk were you not drunk at all cuz that ████ is crazy your Your Heart Is For Real being you have to get there like 5: in the morning too when the bowl Falls does the ground shake no it's not like that I mean it's it's still earth like it's ████ 2,000 lb hey we got to ask dude but but it was definitely like I never felt so removed from everything I had known in like you know I'm very inspired after this I'm going to go kick a cat why would you do same same dude same same he's like they said this is good [Laughter] [Music]
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