0:00 [Music] i know we've talked before about like senior pranks or just kind of things you uh have gotten away with in school yeah this one i think takes it pretty far there's a florida high school where someone had hung a massive dead shark from the rafters in front of the courtyard that's pretty hilarious what's the the mascot oh how the ████ the sharks do that the ponte vedra sharks where do you even get a ████ shark from that's crazy they had to go catch it they had to go haul it the mascot was really a shark yes so was it like a rival high school that like grabbed a dent in mine oh god is that a great white i don't think they know yet who it is they know it was five students maybe it was on camera you can't tell about the dorsal fin you can't ████ what the ████ is wrong with your computer you want to see it that ████ close that's crazy they got a shark where you get a shark like that that's a big ass shark someone went deep sea
0:51 fishing someone had to fish someone had to catch it and then gut it they got it enough so that you know you could ████ get it that high then they just uh where's oh my god there's something terribly ████ sad about that like that's really fun hopefully there's already down on the beach right we all hope that right guys i do hope that yeah sometimes that happens does that happen a lot of florida i'm just sad that they they just let that flesh rot instead of eating it oh shark fin soup thank you why catch it if you're not gonna do anything i mean yeah i mean it is it's just killing it and just hanging that's ████ up man it is an emptied carcass it's not really like full of all the goods i think oh really it's just skin senior pranks are dumb as ████ that's what i think well empty cars is like the meat's all still like it's still body you know i mean it's still a life that was ████ murder for the sake of a prank you know what i mean pretty ████ heavy prank dude that's ████ up somebody knows who this kid is you can't ████ move a
1:42 shark like that yeah people it's a team dude it's gotta be there's i think five students are uh the ones that were like caught on camera doing it and and they're they're going an investigation out to figure out which five they are and then those guys will not get but everybody knows they won't walk yeah and they won't go to grad night that's how they who do you think he's gonna rap well the the pita kids let's say that like in your own high school whether it was a big big or small if something like this happened you instantly know who the ████ did everybody know yeah if it wasn't how big is the graduating class because they've been given they always catch them they've been giving you signs the whole year they're like dude did you see how the size of the fish i caught last weekend yeah but that's why that's why i'm wondering if it's like a rival school because i remember rival high schools would do that to each other and stuff so it's like if the mascot's a shark and then you go ████ put a dead shark up it's kind of like yeah ████ you show is that during homecoming or is this during ████ senior week and they
2:34 usually do differences they do it with the theme that makes fun of them so at our school at cerritos high school their rival was gar and they would come garbage so they would go and just throw garbage in that car yeah so it'd be like dead sharks or some ████ you know what i mean you know like the old school movies like they would always steal the other like mascot or like do you guys ever did you ever go to a school that did ████ like that senior praise what was the cerritos mascot the dawn the dawn how do you do that how do you like you still love italian man hey i'm walking in you pick him up steal him ████ hanging from the raptor hey somebody get me down from here you ████ kids almost teddy am i gonna make my spaghetti you want i should take myself down from here it'd be funny to like you know like mayfair had like the typhoons or something oh let's simulate a
3:25 class nine storm that is a good high school prank yeah a storm simulator that's fire dude doing it in one day though kind of hacked in my opinion what i did yeah was i did over several months what you're a mastermind though you've always been a mastermind thank you my senior prank was well me and me and my buddy every chick that ever like denied him and there was like a lot of them we uh 30 chicks we went to costco we got those 500 um boxes of fork you know like those boxes of forks that have 500 inside of it yeah we bought like four of them 2004s and we and we would go fork in people's lawns but specifically the chicks who who denied him yeah so it's pretty classic so like you know it's like this little bit of revenge and for me it was just ████ hilarious putting when they step outside in the morning
4:15 did you see ████ white all white forks like stuck-up prongs like all over their ████ lawn like all over which side the fork side of the handle so the handle's down right and the fork sides up so does that do damage to property or is it just like it's just annoying i don't know to this day because i never went back you don't go back to the scene you just the the imagination's fun you're like giggling like oh that's creative i think you get points for that because it's like it's kind of harmless it doesn't really in your head is it like they're just like barefoot walking outside not paying attention and stepping on problems no they because they walk away you respect the walkway right you don't hurt anybody you just want them to see it you just want them to know that they they shouldn't have turned him down you missed out that's the best part you could have been with us we could have been forking someone else together yeah yeah so the batteries got forked we did that like a
5:06 bunch of times like four times before the end of the year but at the end of the year we hit them all on the same night and we called it the festival forks and then how long did it take you guys to sit there and put forks in the front lawn all night long and nobody ever saw you doing it nobody ever calls once asked me how hard i was laughing while you were doing it the whole time i was laughing the whole ████ thing to the point where you almost got caught i couldn't ████ breathe i was busting so hard how did you do how do you put so many forks down that's really funny though that's harmless you never took a photo or any like anything like that no how did you know when it was like enough he's doing like a japanese guy at a rice pad he's just that's it he has a machine and we did it all night so we did the festival for we hit all those houses at the same night right he must have been the good old boys of the neighborhood they didn't even like care to get you in trouble you know because it's such a
5:57 it's such a weird one i think people go outside like what the ████ happened yeah the ████ is this or they just they're as they're walking out they realize kind of like within like 20 seconds it's easier to clean that up than tp yeah which is their face like who did this they're just like looking around that's the best part but at the end of the year in our senior you know when you get to write a little thing we put um festival forks both of us did to take to take responsibility nobody even knows nobody even knows this ████ day nobody ever called it out that was a multiple month plan damn but that's very creative thank you i thought i like a prank that's a little harmless but it's just it's really funny you know like in those tv shows or like movies right they always get like a car like the principal's car was it saved by the bell they get the car and then they put it on the top of the ████ gymnasium or some ████ and i'm like how
6:47 did they do that they have budget yeah did they get a crane like dude mario lopez was jacked they have production bunches mario lopez was so strong on the show yeah he's just jacked he lifted that car just canceled the new they just did a news tape by the bell and then they just canceled it just now yeah it's not as good i mean nobody none of us even knew what was happening you would run into like a script corner if you didn't just automatically solve it it's like mario lopez remember when they crashed the car they crashed like i think it was uh one of the girls cars and then and then uh slater just fixes it just fixes it without any explanation didn't even go by parts or nothing we were so much more dumb back then totaled luxury cars he was gearing up he goes he just goes all right but it'll take me all night the next ████ day new bumper everything and they don't even address how he did it and it was the cool transition it was the sixth transition this transition goes from the car ████
7:38 up with ben with the tree and then slater going like this in the next one and then put what about the episode where the girl with the curly hair she got addicted to caffeine yeah i was just thinking about that i'm so excited because she had to study for her midterms i'm so scared did that do anything to help you uh not dude never did caffeine again after that it's funny because i was like caffeine and i was like isn't that antique you take caffeine pills i took caffeine pills in uh in college when i was trying to study there's a thing called nodos maximum strength caffeine like scary cause like you i would for because i for me when i'm tired i need to fall asleep i pass out i don't have the strength i can't do one of those like i would do all nighter on my own right so i'll take a caffeine pill but then at like four in the morning while i'm trying to cram for ████ i'll just pass out my body will give out because i'm too tired but then because in me
8:29 when i wake up i'm like my heart's pumping like crazy and it just happens every like five minutes it's it was it was really terrible so you go to sleep but the caffeine's still working yeah and it'd wake me up and i'll be like shocked and i try to like read some more and then like 30 minutes later like pass out again like come back oh yeah i gotta reheat yeah but it'd be like heart attack kind of you know that's what i think like five hour energies do to me it just gave me a faster heart rate but it didn't necessarily give me energy oh damn it just gave me like anxiety five hour anxiety yeah that's one of those things you gotta be that's a good brand dude five hour anxiety i mean yeah maybe some people want anxiety i would love some right now i like the experience of like being able to sip my monster and like having enough because like with the five hour it's like gone yeah it's going down right i think that's what ████ people love the most yeah like when you down it too quick then you're like you gotta it's like very dose depending
9:19 on like yeah we used to download those before every show and it was like okay you can get through the show just fine but like you're not performing any better you just like feel like you're supposed to you're just awake yeah it's a ritual it just fuels your intention but it doesn't feel like the craft itself yeah yeah yeah your mental conviction's stronger because you just feel like you're panicking your mental conviction is strong because you're panicking that's why you know i would suggest different alternatives like you know bart's pre-workout barbell brigade it's a very good free workout because you know what's funny hey i will say this though like this is not a sponsor a lot of dancers actually take free workouts great it's not a sponsored thing at all but like the first time i took pre-workout totally ████ me up it felt like 30 hour energy and then i tried bart's thing when he just gave it to me and i was honestly a little bit scared i was like dude he's gonna ████ me up but i was like ████ it i'll try it and it was fine you take the whole dose you accidentally gave me the whole thing you go i usually take half and then you hand it to me i started drinking it and then you went oh that was a whole one
10:10 and i was like you take half with your body weight and you gave me a hole you know why bart went to a ████ rain forest he found the botanicals that make that possible i thought i was just his case study no he had it took a long time honestly the supplement the ingredient list is supplements it's not just caffeine but it was honestly it was fine like it was good you know i had a great workout i didn't feel like a ████ crazy guy after his course bar was picking leaves and the five hours energy makes me feel like a ████ vietnam vet dude he just hears fireworks oh ████ [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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