0:00 thank you [Music] guys play uh Grand Theft Auto oh yeah I love it I loved Grand Theft but the video game not real life GTA online was so ████ sick for a while like a couple months in like 2015 I was like damn this is pretty fun yeah I feel like a lot of people um that aren't into gaming fail to grasp how insane GTA it's so the OG metaverse well not even in terms of like yeah exactly not even terms of like the that but just how much of a Powerhouse Money Maker it is like people just don't get the scale they made a billion on the launch it's the micro transactions where you like buy like clothes and ████ they make like hundreds of millions of dollars off that ████ yeah I'll give you guys the hard figures in a bit it's it's
0:51 pretty crazy but the long term some news came out uh recently that in the early 2000s there was a an offer to create GTA the movie and why they were gonna have Eminem starring it whoa yeah but there's lots of Eminem by the way yeah but then Rockstar turned it down why Rockstar said no thanks wow and that's the thing a lot of people who aren't into gaming are like they're idiots for that why didn't they take this movie down I love it Eminem in it why didn't they do that and uh you start to see these comments in your life wow really they really don't know um so here's some GTA facts for those of uh you out there that might be unfamiliar so uh now you can also be intimidated with it like the rest of us it's uh it took 256 million to make GTA 5. that's the final
1:43 number of the budget within the first 24 hours of release it made 800 million first 24 hours wow last year alone this game came out in 2013 By the way there's a game from 23rd still holds up almost 10 years that's a last year it's still made a billion dollars in online transaction well we also came up with like the casino like they keep adding ████ new skins you know improvements to the online yeah he's doing it for them yeah I haven't played an age shark card shark cards are like yeah it's like the in-game money in-game currency yeah I saw people like make money off building servers and then they sell it and they populate it to like online players that's uh yeah those are the uh the role play servers yeah you could get goals wait those are lame or what yeah why well I just remember please break these dude role players are
2:34 ████ lame yeah that's a hundred thousand percent it's LARP within a lot of bases yeah yeah like my brother um my little brother Kenny he used to play this game do you remember Kyle katarn the Jedi Knight series with the PC game so he would he would role play in this game like on a role play server as a Jedi in training and like he had a ████ Jedi Master ████ it was kind of like it was kind of whack you know so what would he do like well they would walk in the temple but like if you hold down a certain key you don't run you walk and so they would like Trail together reach you know respectfully walking the video games is the worst it's weird you don't want to get to some place yeah it takes too long it's ████ weird so all these weirdos like walking around the temple and I I'm like I just see my little brother he's like seven years younger than me walking around a temple and like you know then getting down Indian style
3:25 and ████ like like meditation Kenny yeah Kenny and I'm like what the ████ are you absolutely doing and he's like nothing nothing and I'm like I'm like what is this what is this and then my brother Nate told me that he's in he's he's in a Jedi group and like they're role-playing together and ████ and I love it I love it it was the most devastating thing I think I've ever seen as a big brother but if they were role playing on GTA that's a whole different story that's where you're like friends are going to the ████ strip club you know like it's a different kind of loser in the GTA the thing that you're asking about which is the GTA RP servers those you have your um you're basically policed by the server leader to act like the role that you are so let's say you play the
4:15 server right in your uh cop right yeah you have to actually act like a cop you gotta actually pull people over you got to do cop ████ you have to speak like a cop and you can't break character if you break character you get deleted from the server no trolls allowed so whatever your job is that you take on and there's a list like whatever you choose to do even if you want to buy a car you're buying it from another real guy and you're brokering a deal on the street and everything you can't just like hit them and take it you gotta like have real conduct like that's not GTA I know it's like my sister playing GTA she used to follow like the traffic signs and ████ on the stop lights yes it's a different point I have a very lame family by the way very little does it hit anybody it doesn't hit people they sound very recording that's what else she's got [Laughter] so the crazy thing is uh in 2019 GTA online just just online was making 5
5:08 million a day whoa per day so when you compare that with let's say Eminem's highest grossing movie which is of course Eight Mile Eight Mile Eight Mile to this date since release made 242 million which is of course really great but also GTA doesn't really need to do that yeah there's probably a bigger benefit the soundtrack for me must have made a bunch too but GTA is still ████ it up yeah hey we don't want to ████ with our brand like because if the movie's a disaster it could ████ with it exactly yeah how do you make that good you know well the thing is it's probably more beneficial for all parties if Eminem was just a character in GTA I mean that's what that's what I was gonna say because like they had Jonah Hill they had like Ludacris what's it Jonah Hill though that was like the kid from Pete and Pete he just looks like I thought they use Jonah Hill it's just Seth Rogen it was her thing they were
5:59 like why does that guy look so much like Jonah Hill it sounded like him they're getting away with like sort of sound alike he's like the sun right because GTA is also notoriously known for not paying the actors enough because they're parroting at them too exactly they're really getting away with like and they have really really great people that are underrated in Hollywood so like the actors they get playing the mains should be Steve moffatt or whatever his name is the guy who was Trevor yes exactly yeah but like you look at GTA right like the story is obviously the is is the underpinning of the whole game like when you watch it and you you go through it you're like oh I'm playing a 20-hour movie pretty much it is a little distracting when let's say Dr Dre shows up and it's really him yeah it's a little bit weird I like it better when there's people that I don't know in real life and they really make the character believable yeah you know although the
6:50 movie is hard San Andreas though having Samuel Jackson as officer 10 Penny though was right on the market ████ was dope he's good in everything he can for some reason it just works and everything because he's already in everything yeah exactly yeah yeah right but then they do they do get a lot of uh I guess Flack from past people that have worked with them that are like dude I can't believe this thing makes this much money I'm getting paid that much yeah yeah because yeah no one gets royalties for that ████ like that no way so I don't have time to play games no more but I like walkthroughs right like yeah Do It um one thing I did during the pandemic was I spent like an hour through each era of GTA one hour just from each one just one hour I know walkthroughs I would just kind of like my first introduction was the top down View yeah
7:40 and then yeah GTA and then the next one was the second version of that but they had the these weird gangs like the Yakuza and then the the cult remember that one the Hayabusa Clinton or whatever yeah number two yeah the number two and then the first one that was like first person or that third person view the the first GTA that came out GTA three that's the one that was like oh ████ with Claude yeah that was really cool 3D dude it was unbelievable that blew my blew my mind at the back of my head and then by City came out my city oh that was so cool how about they're coming back to Vice City yeah the sixth one that's gonna be wild because it's like VI yeah oh yeah that's really good when does that come out I don't know we should we should hop on a ████ server where I run a store in GTA try to rob
8:30 you we do this right here in GTA do this this would be sick I do wish like if you guys ever played GTA I wish you'd play my tracks because I have made over a hundred GTA custom tracks really in the in the you could listen to it that's like a guilty pleasure about it like I just created a bunch of Disguise that nobody else does race tracks yeah kind of but it's all right let's do it then let's let's ████ do it I'll get it I'll get the ████ game and JK gaming starts up that would be one of the funnest things we have a JK gamer we got to find the password for I just love how ready to go that sounds when GTA can't step away when the online game came out I did I did GTA trolling where I I was role-playing as a cop and I was like ████ around with people it
9:20 was really fun the game was fun so one one of the biggest uh craziest things on GTA online servers nowadays and kind of has been for a while if you're playing on PC uh chances are you get to end up in a server with at least two or three hackers and by hackers I mean you pay uh there's a lot of companies that make these trainers that you can open up at the same time you're playing the game so you'll open up this exterior window and it gives you the ████ powers of a God in the game that you just do things to troll the ████ out of the whole place like you could start making it look like it's strobe lighting between winter and summer for everyone playing and they're just like ████ this or you can like put people in cages set them on fire you can you can literally close their GTA from their Microsoft Windows like you can do anything it's hilarious I did that for a little bit so that was funny because we wanted to uh we play like a big group of like 10 people and I wanted to like help protect us against those guys one thing
10:12 you can do is also be a hacker and you basically turn on something that makes everyone hack proof in your party white hat yeah I was trying to be a white hat but at the same time you get a little tempted with some of those options you're a little tempted you know that's sick yeah what are some stuff that because I know you told stories about some ████ you used to do bro yeah first of all I have a Batmobile in that game which is pretty crazy that's cool um no I remember this little kid was like ████ he kept he killed me one time it's all he had to do was kill me one time and then I was basically like okay the remainder of my day will be killing this and he's like this little brisket and he was and he was he was him and his friends were like you could tell he was playing with his friend and like they're like in a car together and they enjoyed drive-by shooting me or whatever when I was walking out of the gun store
11:02 so then I get in my car and I proceed and I have a helicopter that I can call like whenever I want everyone has this but I'm just saying like it's pretty amazing for me as like as a player and so I was like you know getting in my helicopter I would Kamikaze directly onto the top of their car and just blow us all up and I was constantly coming at the raw angles my Batmobile appears from nowhere ████ ramming them into the wall constantly constantly constantly they didn't stand a chance because we didn't know where they were ████ was so funny because I won't give up I will literally not quit until you leave the server in frustration that's what they ended up having to do I'm gonna play with Steve dude I want to hang out with Steve dude you got to play Pirate game we got to play Grand Theft Auto uh and Modern Warfare let's do it let's do it we've got a lot of things on my cue we gotta start this channel find the passwords no we should just play and then we'll see if the channel deserves it
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