0:00 thank you [Music] have you guys ever seen the movie uh The Equalizer yes yeah Denzel let's go all right okay okay it's just equalizer it doesn't matter though is it good there's equalizer two as well the first one is better than the second the second one I love Denzel so it's still cool yeah doesn't that mean it is good if they made a second one like it performed pretty good people loved it yeah people people enjoyed it yeah people enjoyed it I don't remember versus like the little things or whatever I thought that was weird it's like John Wick but like at a Costco that's the whole movie so it's a black John Rick black John Wick and a costume was it Costco or was it Like Home Depot or something he works at like a hardware store and then like the whole movie takes place in nah nah nah and it's not a good chunk a good action it's gonna be like die hard imagine the lows is the Continental for John Wick
0:52 is a lot more like Fast and the Furious style uh action equalizes a lot more like um like more realistic like more like cleverness yeah but it's also like uh what's that guy um Liam Neeson oh take it it's like kind of like kind of like taken yeah yeah I want to see action movies in the Costco that'll be sick dude watch The Equalizer ████ lunch lady ████ giving out free samples bust out ████ that's why I said Lowe's or Home Depot there's no there's no samples yeah you go to the pharmacist and ████ they got ████ grenade just work best Barbers does have a great day no pharmacist just hungry so are you excited for the third equalizer what there's a third one they're making it right now I am but it's also like when Liam Neeson did the first take-in versus the third taken you can see how much older he is so he moves slower and also like it's like how are you gonna lose
1:42 your family a third time you know what I mean it is responsible now yeah yeah how old is Denzel 60. oh I don't know he's old enough where his son is pulling like large movies you know what I'm saying Johnson Washington so it's kind of like 67. 37 black don't crack man speaking of black don't crack Angela Bassett thank you oh yeah she's an equalizer no but she's you just screamed her name because she turned you on I think I said it in a very very respectable I so get one have a good plot first one I think had a good plot the SEC I'm simple and unexpected oh okay don't tell me that I'm gonna watch it I don't know the plot for the third one so but something happened while they were filming this third one right now that almost sounds
2:33 like a better plot than what the real one could be okay what happened so they're filming equalizer 3 in Italy right the head of catering dies he has like a heart attack suddenly yeah oh no so what happens is they end up uh I just picture Italian man going oh no why are these Americans eating the Domino's Pizza yeah because he made all this like authentic real Italian ████ ah we want sabaro and if he's like oh no Jason Jenny can you do a good Italian accent uh I believe you could do it yeah say spaghetti like that uh tortillas that's pretty good oh my God what is that a bad one it's like an egg rolls
3:23 [Laughter] I love to eat the balloon orange chicken so I the head caterer dies and then they end up arresting the catering crew why do you think that happened assassination whoa he tried to ████ poison the food and kill Denzel oh that's pretty crazy that's that might be even better but in the catering crew killed the chef nobody they're suspects for it nobody killed anyone but they did get arrested for something oh oh so what happened is with salt in the food yeah too much oregano they um they arrested them because they when that kid caterer died they found some like little bits of cocaine in his pockets and then they they ended up
4:13 searching where the catering crew was staying and they found 120 grams of coke but hold on hold on these catering guys they work hard bro yeah they need all-nighters they need it they gotta do a little bump to keep them going the catering guys need to do this and come on it's a Denzel movie if you guys remember watching that movie Flight or whatever he does cooking all the time I think it's just like a wow you know it's on par it's just everybody on set is on cocaine but they just caught the Kaden crew I thought that they all got arrested because Italy takes their food so serious that the catering crew was just like you brought dominoes to this country yeah the head Gator guy was Italian right they exported Domino's Pizza yeah Italian police was like breadsticks sticks into the bakery are we eating Domino's for lunch now dude let's do
5:04 that that's usually how it starts that's always Joe repeats something like three times it's pretty good are you tempted to make it a pizza day I don't know because lunch right now is at not train so I I like I ate Vietnamese food last night again should we do a pizza and Coca-Cola in uh yeah you want to get pizza on the side of the ████ yeah yeah we're gonna order downtown but can I get a pizza on the side I'm not now at Pizza Hut I like Pizza Hut better do you guys like pizza why keep on bringing up dominoes uh it's just funnier okay that's right it's a better punchline so they found 120 grams of cocaine is that a lot by the way someone who yeah I don't know I never did Coke somebody who slangs uh excuse me I only smoked crack thank you very much it's a small 120 dub sacks pretty much right 120 grams yeah it's like 120 dubstack I
5:55 guess so yeah it seems like a lot yeah 140 grams of cocaine is is like probably a lot I mean it's not like ████ like a brick of like a Pablo Escobar no not a kilo yeah this isn't where like narcos come in the deas there and it's like this is a big bus yeah but still yeah it looks like only in crack form it's snooty watch me Google 120 grams sounds like a lot I never played with that so protein powder is a good after a certain amount of uh like quantity then it's like you're legally trafficking yeah legally like selling they think you're a dealer but you said 120 grams and not in ounces so it must be just in grams and on everyone dispersed it yeah so like they they ended up searching the the entire cruise like living a little hotels or whatever
6:46 they're saying and they just I guess everywhere somewhere they just found that many of them so maybe they were the ones that were supplying Coke to the rest of the production probably whoa well you know I'm sure I feel like as I got older I didn't realize how many people just do Coke regularly there's a lot yeah I I feel the same way one time me and Tiffany went to like this little like friends party and they're older dudes they're like 35 36 maybe actually no they're like 40s and they're like in the industry and we're walking around and people are doing coke on a ████ mirror and they're just passing around so casually and we're all like what the ████ is this what people it felt like a movie one of the dudes we used to buy ecstasy from in high school he uh worked as a customs agent so that's how you would just get it in so easily he was a customs agent yeah holy ████ it was so easy for him you
7:36 still have his content no because he's the one that's like the in charge of whether or not things pass or not you know yeah so he's just like oh he's getting a lot of coke though it's like a thousand pills at a time a gram is like 100 100 to 150 bucks in the US also like a 120 of those it's like a cheese one of those yeah that's a good amount that is a nice eight ball I hear people say eight ball how much is it bro 3.5 whoa right yeah I don't know is it yeah why they call it eight ball then it's an eighth I think of a oh it's because it's a magic ball that's gonna tell you either to do stuff or not do stuff yeah because every time I sit here eight ball I think of the ████ magic eight ball am I a child I think it's an eighth I think it's an eighth I forgot yeah it's been a whale yeah 26. well
8:26 because 26 grams 20 yeah is about an ounce so I don't know if they do Coke and ounces though it's like I only know weed measurements yeah I think everything's in grams right yeah the metric system yeah Graham Stefan's the most efficient probably it's probably not like a obviously like tons of different movie sets there's definitely Coke somewhere right yeah every single one I bet I'll bet you there's 120 grams of cocaine on every ████ movie Set yep no ████ because if that's like fifteen thousand dollars worth of Coke but then you got like these are not like you know people can't afford it you know it's zombie would you know it's a Denzel all these ████ actors they probably got hella Coke in their ████ suitcase and ████ dude I know welders that that work overnight and they all casually just do Coke all the time like roofers roofers do the same ████ yeah or the truck drivers
9:16 math keeps you awake that's probably too hardcore for something there's a lot of jokes about Roofing guys I think you get itchy with meth Coke you don't get itchy oh so you don't want someone working on your roof and going ah and then they dropped the hammer yeah ah Jason Cheney's just dropping little bombs and knowledge on them dropping little eight balls on us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know Jason hey what's up what's up you got some Hoagies drop some coke facts those nasal cavities look like they know what's up I was just watching not a movie but why'd you make fun of my noses yeah I was being descriptive oh look at your ████ nose man I got a flat nose I can't get a lot of a hundred dollar bills up this one I've tried that you could put 200 bills one of your holes bigger than the other one though it is it is thank you for pointing out my non-symmetrical face I'm
10:06 sorry you just I just felt attacked I'm sorry it's okay it's doing crowd work yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll take your apology but it seems like you do know a lot about cocaine wouldn't I I just watched a lot right when I say that you went like this I use it that's allergies [Laughter] milligrams bro he's always got allergies in this office and nosebleeds and allergies in his office you know what's funny like the coke world is so different from like the weed world right like weed people they can't wait to tell you how much they smoke weed and then they make a connection like openly like oh you smoke weed I smoke weed oh I got so high this but I got so high during this concert and I just want to share their highness but then like Coke dudes they're like so secret right they're like oh do you party yeah I party and then they like
10:56 ████ do it like but it has to be like a party like a ████ Hollywood industry party where they're passing that ████ around but then they don't do it openly or you gotta go to the bathroom and ████ but then we people are just like hey you wanna ████ hit this all in the open it's so different but I feel like there's a coolness too with the coke like if you go to the bathroom together I feel like they they bond it's a secret bonding yeah and then they're like we know a secret you guys don't exactly yeah you know that you know like weeds like legalized right I know but like even before cocaine's really illegal right I feel like even before there was a stigma for people who did Coke like or any other harder drugs and it had to be a secret it's funny was openly like people just couldn't ████ stop talking about their weed like life yeah it is strange because
11:47 even when uh weed was viewed like Coke in high school there's already High Times like the magazine yeah like that was those lifetimes the lifestyle it's it's true it's like a whole thing people got weed shirts with like ████ hats they walk around like hey look I smoke weed you don't have lines of coke shirts and ████ and like hats that are like ████ a line of powder you know you're doing a bunch of coke you just have a bunch of business ideas with your homies yeah that's exactly how it works man every time hey we should do this man Aiden Johnson was built business ideas right now dude the crazy thing is that I feel like when you're growing up with weed you hear about it a lot people talk about it a lot with Coke it just ████ appears one day yeah like someone just has it one day and without context they're just like you want some and then you're just like huh yeah but you know I always feel like the way you you first
12:37 do it too is you walk into a room because you just went into that corner of the party there's like four people there they closed the door behind you you're like this is how it goes down but it's not like weed with weed every you hear about it a ton before you see it you can smell it and you never really have hear like Coke stories it's always like yeah like weed stories nobody's ever like oh my god I've never done cocaine me neither and Coke stories aren't funny should we do it it's always hilarious should we try cocaine the closest thing I did was smoke a rock of crack [Music] so like I I smoked meth I did a lot of very highly addictive drugs you tried it all and then the day that I smoked I was like 17 six 10 years old no actually I had my
13:28 first run-in and in my experience when I was 13 someone put like ████ what is that angel dust and like they sprinkled crack and then they made a joint out of it oh and I didn't know this jeez but I hallucinated like a ████ I was like 14 or something and I was like what is in that that was the most dankest weed I've ever had and they were all laughing oh and then they were just like yeah we put like extra ████ in there and I'm like man that was so good and then I Never Had It Again fast forward I'm 17 years old right my friends uh called it like moping or something and they kept like let's go get them up let's go get moped out and I'm like I like riding mopeds let's go and I thought I was like we're all gonna go like steal mopeds or something and ride motorbikes you know right and then we're on the in this car and I'm all
14:18 like all right what's like what are we gonna do like we're gonna ████ steal some mopeds or what and they're like laughing at me and then they pulled out this glass pipe and they just started smoking crack and I'm like all right I guess we're doing this and I take a hit I take a hit and I exhale and I feel like every little cell in my body was getting massaged by a gentle grandma and it was like oh what the ████ it's like I can't I came without coming I've never wanted to crack in my life but you just saw the best ████ description what because I took a hit and it smells it smells like bleach and baking soda it's the weirdest ████ ████ and then you go you exhale and you're like
15:10 I understand skid row now because for that moment because for that moment you're like I could be very empathetic at that time in a ████ dirty ditch right now and don't even matter it doesn't matter cause this is heaven like I could be yeah I could be inside of a shopping cart getting pushed downhill by a crazy homeless man as long as I have crack in my life and I'm like exhaling this crack such a good product I'm like wow this average advertisement is so good people are relaxing right now the funny thing is this this is a funny thing right it's like when people are like I don't understand why people do drugs it's like do drugs and you'll understand why people do drugs it is it's like if you don't have nothing like this is like the best Heavenly experience that you'll
16:00 ever ████ have and then your life is ████ ████ so you want to keep going back it's too good you guys can't do it yeah okay and then it only lasts like three minutes after three minutes it's ████ quick and then that's why people are like I need that again because after three to like three to five minutes max it's completely gone yeah so uh before the video ends why should people not do crack because it's so ████ good that it's addicting it's amazing keep it on that side of the thing it's still so good we did we stayed up 72 hours ████ smoking so much that I never wanted it ever again dude 72 hours at three minute increments is a ████ ton of smoking yeah and then the dark side is you run
16:52 out of money and then you start doing shady ████ like crime and things like that to make money and then you want to feed your addiction and a lot of my friends went to prison and thank goodness you know like I think they turned their life around most of them but that's that's these that's the dark side of the story so you wouldn't recommend crack oh don't ████ do it but now I know now I know why we should just edit all the dark stuff out foreign
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