0:00 [Music] let's get a little sciency for a change oh for ████ how about it yeah my science hat let's put on our science minds i really like mars science head your science hats what is it what's that what's the what was with the spoon what does it do that's my science it looks like quail how does it work quail man it plugs into my ████ photosynthesis brain my photosynthesis all right let's see then with that on and your science mind activated this is why he's so much more successful than joe i don't have a science hat i think your science hat is when you just turn it backwards joe's hair couldn't hold a spoon like that feel good
0:50 [Laughter] all right so in a recently published physics journal scientists propose a theory that there could be an anti-universe next to ours where time runs backwards no way that's not going to work [Laughter] i mean so who so the influencers start old and they get younger it's benjamin their followers go down yeah everything's backwards hey that's like this room even science maybe this is an it's a anti-universe place we've always said that you come here your father's dwindle yeah come here i get dumber it's the anti-universe yeah it is an interesting universe because we have two people from
1:40 two of the biggest dance crews in the world in a couple don't bring nick and joan to this all right thank you what are you a dancer to do every person here is pretty interesting you know it is right yeah remember the day we had like you guys and then ████ ken was here and i was like we're outnumbered by these ████ dancers if joe and bart don't do something about this now dan's gonna ████ run this show they're gonna overrun it and welcome back to another episode nothing would be worse than that let's see yeah so scientists base the theory of an anti-universe on the knowledge of fundamental symmetries in the universe so it's based on on that the fact that like everything has an anti-thing right so charge parity and time which have been dubbed as the cpt symmetry and generally everything in the universe obeys those symmetries and physicists have never found any violation of all three of those laws at the same time
2:31 so it's just backwards law yeah so what they're saying if you have forward world they have backwards because you know when the big bang happened in the theory when the big bang happened and we're living in this universe there's a small bearing at the same time there was an anti-bang the other one so the suck-up no so we have the big bang and they have the big suck yeah because so far nothing else has ever existed uh without having that other side equal opposite what would you say the big contraction like a black hole then probably so like you're saying there's a universe where like so like in my universe i'm like ████ doggy style and nikki but in another universe she's doggy style a dog's ████ you no no no no no in another universe she's the one thrusting back he's thrusting backwards yeah and i'm just i'm just going like this in another universe steve is coming before he starts what the ████ that's kind of a trip the multiverse is ████ stupid and in that universe you're
3:21 telling everyone to get out of luna as it's dropping yeah like sell luna by cardano that's what you need charles he knows he just knows so in backwards land everyone goes you got to first base yes true so true so true everyone ████ first and then they get married later baseball's even more boring that's american that's regular ████ first get married no later is good god dude yeah i guess it could be those things i mean obviously it would be like starting it would be like starting from zero but you just go the other way yeah so you go negative yeah so it gets worse starts from it's like baseline it gets worse and worse so everyone's like born and then everyone gets uglier
4:13 and then the ugliest is the coolest one yeah i guess so don't you just you gotta booking along you're just ugly and then you get bored huh so are you telling me that this man right here who by the way very good dancer he doesn't jump on his ████ head to get notoriety he goes from his head to his feet and it was like no ████ way because everyone else is on their head going whoa that's crazy how does he get through his feet and his name is manurai oh yeah and that's the big profound thing that i'm doing in that universe oh hey and maybe everyone that you know is still alive and they're not all dead and i'm not even telling any stories about it wouldn't that be crazy there's nothing of note happening hey guys that'd be wild hey guys wouldn't that be wow this guy has all living friends how weird is that he has living friends
5:04 not dead ones all right do bart next two partners but why what would be the purpose to mirror it all that's the thing they don't there's no way of telling what the purpose would even be but that the theory is that it just exists because well it makes sense because you know the theory of uh what do you call it the simultaneous worlds happening at the same time parallel universe parallel universes thank you it's like a perpendicular universe okay what is that like what do you call it when it's a horizontal universe oh parallel universe okay perpendicular all right what about that yeah did you have oh yeah dude you know what's the best about this universe even in this universe kids are still lost just to someone else's third place [Laughter] that's true because they're not even last place or first place
5:55 because in this universe last place is actually first place there's not a universe [Laughter] oh man it's just so funny how hard steve's laughing oh that's pretty funny right you just can't win dude he can't win dude that's true so good because so that means like his explanation is funny because losing is actually winning no losing is blue last place no last place it's not even last place his explanation is so funny because he's like no yeah they didn't win because last place wins cages have ████ taken l's across the universe bro like john lennon predicted dude then it's like across the universe of ████ so that means when you lose a war you actually win the war right so when you go into war you try to find ways to lose
6:46 yeah right so when they make weapons it's self-destructive weapons who could kill themselves the hardest so bad was it one's so bad so that when you're imagining my sisters whatever sisters in this universe they're brothers and they're ████ making out with their mom by the way how are they brothers girls yeah short haircuts we get to watch a blessed anyway who cares but they think it's different we don't we all know what they're really all reality and we're we're like a girls podcast are we called the careful girls yeah we're just like what if your brother's made out call him no i'm not going to talk about my brothers they said for every one thing there's a not thing an opposite wow yeah so there and their whole thing about it is that uh they uh and i just was happy to look this up
7:36 when i was reading this but neutrinos neutrinos are like the smallest subatomic particles so it's the only thing in the world that's not made up of other things it's just by itself neutrino neutrinos yeah yes it's from mexico neutrinos but yeah in our universe neutrinos spin to the left and they've never found a right spinning neutrino and that is part of what supports the theory that because they're liberals spit into the ████ left it's a goddamn bulba liberal i can't believe you were subscribed to this channel dude they are but they aren't and then sometimes they are and so that's why we stayed the same 1.8 i feel like we get more gains and it's because they watch videos like this and goes i'm unsubscribing
8:28 and then they watch another video where like taika is on the hot seat they're like oh i haven't seen this channel in a while this channel is really cute i'm coming back this channel is really cute oh dude at 1.8 and then they watch the one where nick's sisters lessen out and they're like yeah i don't think i'm for this actually politically so you think that's gonna hurt our number 1.6 1.6 lose all of our trump supporters to his ass his sister's lesson out with each other his fault i know keep your sisters under control man but i'm glad that we finally get back or woke left leaning people by the neutrinos that only lean yes thank you dude we're gonna get all the neutrinos well they're already here because they're like dude joe's homeless so that's good we have to support that yeah so thank you to all the liberals out there know that at the tiniest piece of subatomic matter it's going to the left
9:18 that's good so we have more leftist voters now because the neutrinos never go right so i guess theoretically they would think that right spinning neutrinos are on the opposite world they're in the anti-universe so they're like if they're not here where are they at they must be over there yeah everybody who's ball sack that like hangs is it your left one that's lower oh i don't know i think it mine's my you don't know i never i don't know i gotta look at it no which one's hard i think mine is my left for sure my shaft hangs left but uh in terms of my boss i also think it's my left i'm always cold so me too me too my my hands wherever nicki is in the universe oh you got like true north like magnetic north magnetic nicki that's pretty good always knows where mecca is
10:08 got it it's good dude that's honestly the most romantic thing i've heard in a while i love pounding that stupid ████ stupid ████ you
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