0:00 Can you real quickly, cuz you're the the scientist of us of us all, can you put on your girl hat for a second and be this chick for us? And just tell us what it's like from her perspective. From her perspective, I'm like, you know, you don't like romance romance me anymore. Like you don't get me in the mood. You just ████ touch me and then like you just expect me to get all wet for no reason. >> [laughter] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about I no longer want to have sex. That's it? Is it you telling us [laughter] that's it? Wait, you don't want it? You don't want to do it anymore? I just don't want to have sex anymore. Oh, okay. Does it hurt? This is from Reddit Marriage. Oh. This is somebody who's seeking advice. Okay, this is a 38 female and 40 male. So, she's 38, the person talking,
0:50 female. I'm tired of the constant groping, touching, feeling up. What? The constant whines for sex if we even go 2 days without. When I'm on my period, he will ask each and every day, "How's it going?" "How's it going?" >> And and if I'm back. He'll ask that each and every day. >> Wow. How am I Damn, that fool's got a high libido. He's 40 and he's still trying to ████ every other day? >> 40 male. How my lady bits are doing. He will constantly check in every single day of my period and as soon as I'm done we he will immediately want the sex. >> Damn. >> The most he can go without alluding to it or outright asking is one day. >> [laughter] >> Damn. This guy's kind of tight. This guy's high T, man. Uh, if we have the sex on Monday, I can at least rest for 1 day, but by
1:41 Wednesday the groping starts, the comments, the touching. And if I somehow manage to skip day two, by Thursday morning he'll outright ask for it or demand it. Let three or four days go by and oh my god, he'll be a raging bull. Everything makes him angry, he gets snarky, mean, he even starts ignoring our kids. Damn, this fool is horny. >> Ignoring the kids is what? And she puts in parentheses, I realize he does this to hurt me because it he knows it breaks my heart when the kids are trying to engage with him and he ignores them because he's horny. >> Maybe cuz he doesn't want to be horny in front of his kids. Oh, that's ████ up. >> So, the the So, like, is this messed up or not? Dude, that means for like, I don't know, like 10, 20 years they've been together, they've been ████ and then now she's like 38 and she goes, "Can we just chill?" Like, ████ this fool is 40 years old still ████ like acting like a 12-year-old.
2:31 >> to go. How many How many kids do they have? Maybe they have like 18 kids. >> It doesn't say. They just She says the children, so there's more than one, for sure. >> I feel like Was there ever Well, high school, maybe. You have no responsibilities, no All you do is once you start getting your dick touched, that's all you want. >> you want to do. Every day, yeah. >> multiple times. Even by yourself. Yeah, literally. >> Oh, but I shouldn't. Oh, but I Oh, but I want to. But I mean, there comes a time when you're you're not that motivated every ████ day. >> yeah. And you got life to do. So, even if you are horny, you can't and then you get tired by the end of the night. >> Like, what if, God forbid, you watch a TV series and you can't You can't ████ that night cuz you We were watching until midnight and we're tired. >> Yeah. At first, when I heard this, I was going to be like, "Girl, why did you even marry a guy that's so horny?" But then now I'm like, "Oh, this motherfucker's intense. No wonder you
3:21 get bored like not bored of sex." It's more like >> doesn't even want to deal with it. Yeah, let me breathe. I got ████ down my throat every day. Like, let me breathe. Like, ████ By the way, I truly can't imagine what it's like to be one of our chicks because like Nikki can't even go by me in the hallway without me smacking that ass or trying to grab on that ass. That's just how it is. >> That's a love That's the most important love language. But I think I think for for this situation, man, I mean, I'm not a girl, so it's hard to say, but I feel like would you what what would the the other path would be he doesn't want you anymore or he tries to seek this outside which is not good either. I don't know, maybe there's some sort of compromise where it's like ████ Tuesdays, ████ Wednesdays. >> in the 90s. >> [laughter] >> 8 9 cent burgers? That way but your
4:12 p████'s not getting obliterated, you know, like and your mouth's not getting obliterated and then that way >> She says she needs a rest day. Yeah, cuz it could maybe >> Jesus creating Earth. >> [laughter] >> Or maybe this guy ████ also lasts like ████ hours every time. I mean, he definitely has an appetite that's like pretty ████ substantial. But the the weird part is the punishment. That's the part that's >> going to talk to our kids cuz I want to bang. That's ████ crazy. >> I think when that happens, when there's like a downside to not ████ then it's it's like she's not going to be sexually attracted to that anymore. Yeah, and then if he wants it too bad >> It's like It's like fear of like what will happen if I don't. >> I think that where she's at is just extreme compromise. Where she's like, "Sure, ████ me cuz like this is where I you know, we get it out of your system." Yeah. >> Yeah, and it's not for her. Like she's not enjoying it cuz she's like, "He's
5:02 too thirsty and then he's not even like, 'Yo, can I just get some p████?'" >> How we doing? How are the lady bits doing? Are we bleeding? Are we What are we doing? But what do you do in a relationship where the appetite is that ████ drastically different? Well, it's also up to him to get her there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> sure when they were like younger and ████ all the time she had no problems with it cuz she was there. Yeah, or she would have broken up way sooner. Or like yeah, but then I would imagine that maybe you would think as you like mature into the relationship, you expect not to ████ like bunnies like the first year that you're with each other. >> Or especially if you just had kids. Like I I've known I know a guy who the wife just had a baby and he was like giving her so much ████ because she couldn't ████ afterward. like I'm not even kidding like like within 6 days. He's like what the ████ Right. And he
5:52 was like 6 days? >> Damn, Anthony's wild, huh? >> He's crazy, yeah. It was It was Anthony Lee. We're on your side, Nina. Yeah. We we love Nina. Oh, we should have said that within the first 4 minutes cuz she only WATCHES THAT MUCH. >> [laughter] >> NO, BUT UH BUT NO, I'M SERIOUS. LIKE THE guy was like um He was like at least perform for me sexually like use your mouth or whatever cuz your mouth's not busted. I'm not kidding. Your mouth's not busted, which is true. It's It's just true. I I have to have that thought during period season, but What do you think they did when she was pregnant? Cuz that like nine all 9 months he's like, "Well, you we could probably ████ eight out of the nine." They They might have. >> You know? Like they might have just went through it. They might have just kept doing it. Apparently they get hella horny, I heard. They do sometimes. Yeah. Hella horny. Damn. >> to click on when you're on X videos, you
6:42 click the pregnant >> [laughter] >> pregnant tab. And then yeah, the I mean That's where you learn about this stuff. >> [laughter] >> I'm just surprised that he doesn't get tired of ████ so much. Well, I think to make the family unit work, there needs to be compromise. So so on the guy's end, he need there's some self-control that needs to be practiced. Like yeah, you have your urges, but it's just like a diet, right? You always want to eat cookies and pies and ████ McDonald's all the time, but you know you're going to get fat from that. So you got to restrict your diet, and if you know your libido's too crazy, you got to like keep that in check, and especially don't use that to punish your kids with. But jerking off ain't a part of the question like Maybe he does. Maybe he does, yeah. Damn, on top? >> I don't even know. >> does. His drive might just be that
7:34 strong, man. >> He's like, "I already busted in the morning, but I need the real thing at night." Yeah, could be. >> Remember there was that one basketball wife? She was talking about how what's his name was like he wants it multiple times a day. >> Scottie Pippen. Scottie Pippen. Yeah, he ████ three times in the middle of the night. Yeah, and And that's on a low day or something. >> Three times in the middle of the night? >> Yeah, at least he like at least three times at night. >> [laughter] >> It's crazy. Super high T, dude. >> What the hell? >> Horny. I don't even change positions three times in the night. >> [laughter] >> I'm two max. That's crazy. Damn, dude. That's crazy, man. >> So this guy could be jacking off or whatever. But it's like that's that's only if you're just wearing a ████ hat. You're also you have a dad hat, you got a husband hat. There's like so many Can you real quickly, cuz you're the the scientist of us of us all, can you put on your girl hat for a second and be
8:24 this chick for us and just tell us what it's like from her perspective? From her perspective, I'm like, you know, you don't like romance romance me anymore. Like you don't give me in the mood, you just ████ touch me and then like you just expect me to get all wet for no reason. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I think that's actually what's going on. She's like, get me there, fool. Yeah. Oh, so he just kind of made it procedural. He's probably like, yo, is that Yo, is that ████ ready or what, girl? >> That's what he's doing. He's literally like smoking a cigarette at the bar being like, hey, you ready to get out of here or what? And then when she walks away, ████ ████ >> [laughter] >> You ████ They like that during, but they don't like it after. Cuz he does sound like he just ████ came back from Iraq or something. I haven't ████ in 6 months. >> Yeah, legit. Came back from the gulag. Yeah. That's crazy. >> That's a high T activity, dude. Yeah, man. Sometimes I wish I was horny like
9:15 that again, but I do remember thinking, man, when am I going to stop being so horny so I could focus? Dude, I'm kind of glad I'm not high school horny. Me, too. >> You can't get nothing done. Well, that and like it just it just clouds your judgment so much, too. Like you're a ████ idiot. >> All ████ day thinking about sex. Yeah. I also think that, you know, if you're ultra simpy, that's kind of where you are because you're like, "Whatever it takes I got to get laid. Whatever it takes I got to get laid." >> Yeah. Like if you don't need it as much as kind of like it's It's biology at that point just telling you to like survive. Yeah, it's weird. Oh, that's true like you do stumble onto dating girls maybe out of your league because you weren't like so desperate or like you're more chill and calm or like whatever. >> Dude, I remember even with an ex-girlfriend I was I had to watch ████ Skins the stupid but that's
10:05 ████ teenage drama because I just wanted to get laid. You know what I mean? Like I'm like, "F███. What What do I got to watch? Five episodes of Skins? Sign me up, motherfucker." And I'm like [clears throat] You know what I mean? Like I'm like, "I ████ hate this s███." >> You're just doing mating dance nonstop. >> That's it. You're like a blue-assed baboon shaking his ass in the tree. Like for hours. And then when you least want it, it's there for you and you're like, "Well, I guess I better take it." >> [laughter] >> And then you're doing it and you're like, "I wish I was like a horny 15-year-old right now. They would have really appreciated this." >> [laughter] >> Then you're just like, "I did it but I You know what? I'd rather jack off. Like why did I do that?" But this guy got has it all. You know, he has a wife, he has kids and he's like ████ all the time and he's probably wants her like that. But at the
10:55 same time I'm like, "Does he actually want her?" Cuz he sounds like a sex addict. >> Do they talk about or does she talk about how many times they already do it like a week? She does not. She just says that if he even goes 2 days without, she starts to feel the pressure. So it seems like she does it pretty frequently, all right. Sounds like out of survival they're ████ every other day. That sounds like some ████ kidnapping trapping situation. >> The most he can go without alluding to her or outright asking is 1 day. That's crazy. >> The style of what it sounds like though really just feels like it's it's basically jacking off with an assistant though. Yeah. >> It doesn't sound like, "I want to ████ you." It just sounds like, "I got I need I got to do it. I got to do it, you know. I need you to lay down, baby. >> for me to function as a normal person. >> a human fleshlight. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, exactly. Cuz if you're like punishing the kids over it, Yeah.
11:45 >> that's kind of not sex in the same way. That's weird. >> But he knows it works. That's how crazy it is. Yeah, but like >> his crack butt crack cocaine. But that's like it's like the don't talk to me till I've had my coffee kind of attitude. So don't talk to me till I get give me your ████ But you know what I like about don't talk to me >> [laughter] >> You know what I like about don't talk to me till you give me your coffee? Is it's direct. It's like, okay, you got it. I I enjoy that as opposed to like, you know, being ████ about it. >> Oh, yeah. I mean like not tell not telling I mean like if you're a dad telling your kids don't talk to me till I'VE HAD SEX. >> [laughter] >> SHUT UP, KIDS. CAN YOU IMAGINE your dad saying that? >> your dad until your mom ████ me. >> got any ████ [laughter] today. Did your mom ever complain about your dad like that? He never ████ me anymore. I mean my mom had four kids, so I don't think she I
12:35 think she got laid for sure. >> It's probably a lot like you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad's like I think my dad's horny. >> [laughter] >> With four kids, yeah. >> We've discovered that. >> Established this. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> High T, dude? Probably runs in the family. >> I don't know if it does, look I think that I have my laptop in my lap too long, but I think I nuked my ████ nuts. Well, [laughter] the few nuts that you have left, it might be high count. >> I may have to I got to watch like a Stallone movie and then have sex with Nikki and then we'll see. I think you as you grow though, you just learn to shift gears better, I think. You're You're T. You know what I mean? You're not always in sex gear. Like it's like you learn how to be like, all right, this is cool to do that today. We'll do this today. We'll do that today. And I get I think I get bored of the same things. Of course, yeah. >> like, I saw that before. >> [laughter]
13:26 >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CONTEXT of that is. Got any other ████ in there or just that [laughter] one? Saw that butt cheek. >> Oh, still the same one, is it? Okay. Tell the funny. You just pull it. Uh, same one, huh? All right. Tie that back up. It's like when you're a teenager and you keep going to the fridge and opening it up and you know it's [laughter] nothing but you keep doing it. Same thing. >> There used to be Yoo-hoo's in here. >> [laughter] >> There used to be Yoo-hoo's. Why do we all do that? And I think it We just We know what's in there, but we just Yeah, 15 minutes later, same ████ Well, look, you cuz you start to get more creative. Uh, I can make this with that. I bet I can make a quesadilla out of a slice of cheese and some pepperoni. Yeah. You know what I mean? >> Your desperation kicks in. Yeah, and then you get tired and you're like, I don't want to make anything. It's like
14:16 being at a bar and it's like it's 2:30, I want to get laid. ████ it, let's go, boy. And you're talking to an actual man. >> [laughter] >> The guy you came with.
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