0:00 wear and tear for sitting on wear and tear for sitting on the couches bro your kid could burn my house down I won't send a bill like that to that to me is like what Joe's just cool Joe's [Music] just all right this one's mainly for Bart because he's the only one with a kid that unless some of you guys have him and you don't know but uh this is a really interesting take and a very white one so you can also chime in see if you can CH I like the permission to chime in play dates so recently my daughter had a friend of her and I asked her mom for money and this is how it went so after the play date I text her mom and I said thanks for letting Jimmy play today please help out with your share of the expenses for the play date totaling $15 VI of M Mo let's do it again sometime because I can't
0:50 keep doing these playdates if it's so expensive and she said expenses and I said yeah she used supplies and food while she was here and this way we can do this more often without a monetary obligation on just one party right makes sense now she didn't say much but she did say what supplies and of course I wrote them down there was chalk applesauce fruit she sat on the couch so that's wear and tear this got to be a joke she went to the bathroom she had yogurt are you ████ kidding me actually sent the money and I sent her a message thanking her for it of course she didn't say anything else but I said you know this will make it easier for us to do more play dates in the future so what do you guys think we and is she ████ on the couch wearing ████ I feel so bad for I feel so bad for her husband is she she's not joking she has to be joking dude this is just content this has to
1:40 has to be that's too that's too ████ funny either way if she's joking there's people that are agreeing with her no but they're not joking there's a lot of people there's people weird like some people will itemize everything these nickel and Diamond ████ I ████ hate them that's awful nobody's going to hang out with you go ahead and do it nobody's going toang because number one they come at you after the fact without letting you know if this was the case to be like oh we could have a play date but um hey uh Money's been tight yeah and like I'm just wondering if you're down to like pitching for something I'm going to get everybody dinner this it's going to cost about this much 100 and you can itemize the ████ after that I still think it's cheap as ████ but I think the it's ████ up to just send someone a bill without discussing it first bro $15
2:33 if my kid breaks something at your house send me a ████ bill yeah yeah right wear and tear for City wear for sitting on the couch as a bro your kid could ████ burn my house down I won't send a bill like that to that to me is like wow Joe's just Cool Joe I was with you he's a Maverick up until Steve was talking and then I was like that's weird no because I expect them to be a little bit of an arsonist a bit a bit of a a slave of mine for the next 20 years Jo like as long as beforehand you go hey your kid can burn my house down and I'll send you a bill we're good if you can try uncle said okay Mar what would you do if this lady sent you I don't need to send a bill cuz I I would just I would just pay it and then like literally would she did pay it and then never never never talk to you again cuz I I just want to end it nice and clean I'm like that is not how we how we roll like yeah but you'd have fun talking ████ behind closed doors afterwards right oh yeah you wouldn't
3:24 debate the cost of everything just be like oh I want to how did you come up with the negotiate I would definitely about 30 minutes on that chair but it's probably going to be in your position for like 15 years that's like 333 dude the chalk you're paying for a chalk CH applesauce bro that's not even 2 cents applesauce that's like $3 didn't she say something about water water okay give me your water bill for the month and how much usage you made like I would ████ like go down every item and I like all right that's about like $12 ████ you if you're going to be specific yeah so I'll send them $12 like what about um I was watching them for this many hours and it's like all right well what's minimum wage divide that by this and whatever oh wait wait but I'm going to charge you back now because now there's a play date for your own kid
4:14 that I'm I'm renting out my kid now that your kid could have fun with and you I I I'll charge you 50 bucks back a cup of water can be a penny dude it cost me 140 bucks to fill my pool or you could be like here I'mma vill you $1,000 my kids come go in there with scissors and spray paint yeah yeah he's go really ████ ████ ████ it says chalk $1 applesauce $1 fruit $1 sat on couch wear and tear $1 that's insane broke a doll $5 three juice juice boxes $2 three trips to the bathroom $3 three Juice Box bro trips to the bathroom yogurt yogurt $1 bro three juice boxes is $2 that's expensive brother three trips to the bathroom [Laughter] they're a are these Capri cuz that's ████
5:06 reverse is toilet water I'd be like wait I'd be like is this Naked Juice cuz I I owe you $12 I'm I'm with Jo though like like this is weird as ████ green machine but people are entitled to their own weird you have to bring it up first so if you bring it up first hey this is how I like to do things ████ it you guys align too weird people can go hang out but it is weird but after the fact charging after the fact like hey ████ G gave you a ████ last night baby's ████ 500 bucks it said ████ I don't know like imagine you going on a date with the $1 builds you she goes dude I ████ gave you a hand job in the movies that was 2 300 you're like what the ████ like that was a whack hand job I think what makes this ████ up is she basically made a decision that the other person is going to pay or else they're an ████ without even having a discussion because it's not normal I
5:56 don't think it's I don't think it's normal etiquette to expect someone to to pay play date it's also not normal because at the end of the transaction she got paid and then still decided to make content about it for real I mean for it's probably just like a rage ba attention get her but let's say in in the hypothesis it's real she is saying that it is unusual and she wants to normalize this no n we need to normalize killing her yeah we should set her on fire killing we should send Little Joe to set her house on fire in the comments right B killing her in the comments kill her in in Minecraft in MC actual bodily murder literal murder is what I mean in Roblox yeah that s███'s crazy she shouldn't have a kid probably it sounds like she's like but you know this is a whole thing right like I think everything is commoditized to like even dating and now is everything is split
6:47 down the middle and and then we're two individuals everything is like itemized and and I think this is just that yeah you know what you know what's funny is I I really think even if she's just playing this role it is real because I remember my seventh and eth grade teacher uh had a parent we had a parent teacher conference and then uh he told my parents that like this one day he passed out um styrofoam cups for an art project and we weren't supposed to like um there's just styrofoam cups like you know the ones that are stacked into plastic all the kids got one we were supposed to do something with it I can't remember what but um my friend ended up like tearing his on accident and so I was like oh cool yeah I might as well ████ mine up too so I I cut to make it the top look like Teeth you know where it looks like this cup I thought it was pretty cool and then he freaked out and
7:38 he was like no we were I need those like we were going to put them back in the pack holy ████ like return so he could return it I don't know I don't know why he was freaking out over it and then at the parent teacher conference he brought it up to my mom and even my mom who was who always takes the side of the adult against me was like he's really like upset about these cups yeah he he made us like pay for the cup wow a styrofoam ████ cup how much did you pay I don't remember but he asked my mom to replace the uh the cup because I had cut them but it's literally all right what's the math on that it was like some it was like some SC it wasn't even a dollar it was something really cheap your mom paid him less than a quarter that's or more than a quarter I would have ████ bust out my coin purse and then gave him two pennies and then a ████ got a scissor and cut a penny and half and give them the other half well this is back in the 1900s so those coins didn't mean
8:29 something this is this is uh high value this is 9 96 96 97 quarter tank of gas I'll tell you dude I remember you could get a that's a half gallon milk a like 25 cents or whatever but you're drinking coffee you're a styr cup but like you would think in your mind like who would trip over a styr one Styrofoam cup out of a pack of 30 and he's tripping about that that's why this is believable I think that D was going through a divorce and he's just projecting he's just ████ so much ████ ████ boiling that's probably what this is too crazy though no this is content this is ████ just big no that guy so that was my seventh eighth grade teacher his name is Mr Davis he um he had a family like he had a wife he has his two kids they also went to the school 7th Day Adventist family that dude was closeted gay and he came out of the closet after I graduated high school I knew he was too much pressure hold in his gay urges dude we
9:19 stayed Facebook friends we stayed Facebook friends and then uh he ended up like leaving his family he ended up marrying some other black dude his family I don't know where they're at he kept thinking about Tyrone and then I like I I I sent him a message and I was like hey sorry for being such a like a a bad kid cuz I was pretty messed up to him s eighth grade and then um it was mainly because of that and then he was like no you you were fine I had my own issues and stuff I I was never about to start phone CS I was just gay I was positive the whole time I hated my life he's like dude I I had my own issues Ryan's like you think I can get that quarterback
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