0:00 yo I'll hit you I'll hit you with the oh just bounce oh welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys today we have Jesus hey we actually have a very very fun cast today we also got Jason over here we got sub hey come on we're going to celebrate that they're here instead of ridiculing the people who are not you know let's let's stay focused on that but speaking of beef as we were talking about the rap game earlier yeah who are just some celebrities or icons that you would just love to see like match up they don't have to be Fighters but just out of the Fantastical imagination who you want to just see ████ fight a
0:51 fight huh like a physical fight or Just Like Music fight physical physical oh all physical Margo Robbie is in Sydney Sweeney yeah that would be great and uh yeah Brun panties match oh yeah yeah clearly they have to be butt naked I would love to see butt naked fight oil I would love to see that bar celebrities in general anybody you can say your friends too yeah okay okay cool hey but who's going to win though Sydney that's my girl that's my girl her TT is way bigger that's my girl I don't know dude margel Robbie has been in action movies I think she could do some stunts I know but she she hasum has she I don't know made that Sy s was in handmade's tail she had to deal with a lot of ████ oh was she in hand she was the main no she's the
1:42 main one oh no way in handmaid's tail that show was a bummer though SE that show that show's a bummer you can't you can't tell cuz her titties aren't out that's her she's a girl from Euphoria no I know no no no I know her D you can't tell she's the main character oh can't tell cuz her titties is not out that's why you can't tell that's crazy what a bummer you're right dude Joe God damn it he's right is she talented without showing titty yeah she that is the question the show the show we talked about syney way too much on it's a running bit now dude cuz dude them knockers were like huh like I've never been like a big tick because a lot of people didn't notice her before the debut of the booth yes that's what no
2:32 one knew nobody really knew about Marco Robbie until the debut of the boobs what Wolf of Wall Street wait Margo Robbie it wasn't the boobs baby it was that scene when she spread in legs and was talking that sexy ████ I think it's that's was butt naked and she walked through the door I I do think that I got to see these faces you know who I want to see fight I want to see like the shortest celebrity with the to like like Tom Cruz versus Shaquille O'Neal like Tom Cruz is like 55 dang David versus Goliath yeah like David versus Goliath kind of thing that's good he's going try to grab him the whole time imagine him running though yeah but like you have to give Tom Cruz like weapons but then Shaq just like just give him like a basketball that's the thing dude Tom Cruz is the size of Shaq's dick so I don't even know if he's going to do anything n dude Sha Sha will smoke him dude yeah dude like I do this every morning I'm going beat my
3:22 dick it's like a a a a very specialized like UFC fighter at like 5 foot versus like just some big ass athlete at like six like a sumo wrestler yeah with no training I think I think Tom Cruz can beat him because I think he can just go and then sh and then start beating his dick up boom break his ankles or something and then beat the dick off what yeah I like the way you think sha and Tom Cruz sha and Tom Cruz that's that's okay the size difference is like this everybody's been waiting for that bout yeah they got beef Talk of the Town Talk of the Town I I have a couple but when it comes to celebrities I would like to legit see uh The Rock Dwayne Johnson oh yeah and Arnold schwarzeneger in his prime in hise in his prime like he was yoked out and cuz
4:15 the Rock right now is yoked out that's kind of hot and that would be the weird that would be an intense fight if I saw that's a good question but if it were on screen The Rock has like a claws in his contract with every movie he has to win the fight really that's legit a thing like like if he's on a movie and he's fighting with somebody he cannot lose so it's got to be like in the streets that's Insanity to me right TI though is that weird what n that's the celebrity His Image what what do you mean being a movie character that's a baller move is it yeah sounds a little lame to me he was literally in a show called Ballers a ball did you watch all that show watch it yeah you watch wait what's what's you didn't watch all of it what's so wrong about it if you can't lose a fight there's like no Integrity to you there's no I think he professional wrestling yeah hold on hold on hold on players what is this brother this is a
5:06 business in the business when people are watching a movie and they see somebody get their ass kicked you're like no one goes like yeah it was just a movie people believe this image they see the rock getting his ass beat and they just lose a little respect to him it does it just happens psychologically you don't not trying to you know it's a movie but some people really like be like I don't like that movie cuz they don't I don't like the rock I'm over him cuz they saw him get his ass kick by V diesel they they they're over it I think Vin dies also has that contract where I have you ever seen is that why they don't like each other I think I think whenever they do fight on screen they just like beat each other yeah some stalemate yeah they're Stomp and in the parking garage ████ they don't lose yeah there's actors breaks out of a cast dude I was like get the ████ out of here I was like I know this is crazy but this it is wild when they going be breaking the cast I was like I was like this is ████ ridiculous they both just get picked up
5:56 by helicopters see you next time out you know those guy you know what those guys are is when you're playing pretend back in the day and they have infinite lives and they make up their own ████ and you're like ████ I shot you and he goes no I went like this and I threw the bullet away it's like man ████ this guy I don't want to play with them anymore you guys are you guys are 40 years old in theary Shield like no get the ████ out of here it's like we're playing ████ soldiers like you need to ████ die too I shot you yeah what would be better for the movie is my question you know what I mean does the rock have to I think they played into it that's what makes the fast and Fe so TI that's why Tyrese is like dude like we can't we can't die you see the they did remember when he was like dude like I didn't get shot once he plays into his ████ hilarious that's fast 11 whatever the ████ last they're going
6:46 to be like 70 years old still driving cars goodan super dude V Diesel's going to ████ die and they're going to keep them up like the ████ Power Rangers like he's just talking to them as a face just like yeah because of f what the ████ Wen they like ████ space or something they went to space at some point do they just start introducing superpowers and like aliens and ████ no they're going to collab fast and fierce with Transformers now watch it's going to happen now Transformers is going to uh is collabing with GI Joe that's the next that's kind of sick what that's why at the end of the last Transformers like the guy gets recruited to GI Joe that's pretty cool oh okay I got to watch that it was actually a good one I have not seen the Transformer since like sh of buff saw that was the best one that's the last one I watched you got to watch him on air was cool that's the best time to watch a Transformers movie is on airplan but the Beast one was good yeah
7:36 I saw an airplane was good yeah oh okay now going back to another back to the the matches now a legit match legit match that I want to see yeah is is uh ████ Chuck Liddell in his prime prime prime time who's Chuck lell who's a UFC fighter Legend Chell what the ████ you asked dude maybe it's like before my time I don't know see Taylor Swift you know what dude I wasn't going to but Taylor ████ swi dude I want to to beat her ass now and ████ uh uh Conor McGregor like in his prime like both of them that cuz he's a more of a a chck more lengthy dude he's a big guy he's got like a weird punch too that's like Chuck like he fought a 205 Conor McGregor fights at 155 I was going to say the 17 right the weight difference
8:27 is pretty we're all concerned about the weight difference we talk about sha and Tom Cruz yeah yeah it's like I'm just saying like that type of like whatever weight they want to be at just to see them fight I do like to see how smaller guys would fight bigger guys who are both like skilled Fighters you know what I mean and I feel like skill for skill Conor McGregor probably got a deeper bag but Chuck Liddell has an equalizer if he touches you he's like you're going to ████ go to sleep so it is a fun fight I do like that the first MMA fights ever it was all different weight different that's true I do want to see Nick versus Bart oh dude i' kill Bart bro I'd ████ slit his ████ you are so hot right now ████ kill Bart i' kill him in like 5 Seconds dude that's so sick probably the easiest thing I'd have Joe Joe would probably kick my ass hard I would kick Bart's ass dude I I like the way you talk D you look like you have a ████ dick inside that fanny pack me and you I have a black
9:19 belt in teeko you train for three years I I trained for like like six when I was like in high school I have like I have a I have a first degree black belt that means nothing I'll say this any guy I wouldn't want to spar with them just because they have they know how to do Taekwondo they have good footwork yeah they'll K tawo low key is useless in the street like all they teach you is like blocks and ████ they don't actually teach you how to like ████ choke your opponent no that's fine you don't choke no one like this dude you don't do that what what's the technique what's the what's the choking you just kick someone in the head you'll be fine I got a confession dude I got a confession from kindergarten through sixth grade you were gay I Was Not only was I gay I was I was here ████ gay guys no I was terrified of Asians Asians you should be dude because I thought they all knew
10:10 that karate ████ and I was in my head I'm like do they know what there was a ████ Asian guy in my class that I was like look at him and I was like I kind of wanted to test him but I was like what if I've seen Jackie Chan they ████ with the nicest guy and then he ████ just starts don't trouble what if I'm that guy I'm the guy who's ████ pushing I'm just like let me see what you got D and he just ████ and I'm like oh ████ here we go dude and I was ter like in the back of my mind like my heart would race Acker might ████ might have hands and embarrass me in Middle School like that is when you get your ass kicked in middle school you can't you switch schools you're done so you're so you're telling me if I showed up to middle school with like a green belt every day holy ████ nobody would have ████ with me I would have ████ read I would have ignored you not made eye
11:00 contact I would have gave you my ████ lunch dude like if it was prison I'm throwing straws at you bro I'm going try it I'm going test it I'm throwing straws at you if you bringing green bell every I'm be like let's see yeah yo I'll hit you I'll hit you with the oh just bounce me that's pretty good the little the little kid in me was like like dude he did I'm like see we were okay we're in ████ I'm in the line you bump into middle hey watch out dude and you turn around and you just go I'm ████ you know what I mean I'm ████ just huh oh jeez I'm ████ you're out I'm done I'm done it's going to scared the ████ out of me dude my heart is going to raise I'm like I feel like there's a kick coming to my face so when
11:51 did when did when did the ████ when did when did the fear go wait a minute no it probably evolved for him instead of fainting it probably turned into like you lucky I'm I'm I got a test right now 100 excuses I had aund excuses dude you got to go meet my girlfriend behind the lockers oh yeah I got to go finger bank someone you're lucky dude cuz I want we not getting finger bank oh no I just I ended up getting into a a squabble with an Asian dude and I was like he didn't use I just kicked Bruce Le's ass wow I'm good dude how'd you get in a fight with this dude what happened I don't even want to see show like but Jason ched yeah that guy dude every time I see his face was this ████ guy dude sorry wait did you go to school
12:41 here no no no no I went to Arizona but like we ended up I ended up fighting this kid and then he just ████ uh no why why why you it was a ████ in high school dude we were just like cut in line you call him a ching chong or something all right dude I didn't want to go that part but I was immature what' you say d dog eating joke did you saying ████ bees bro face the jury right now I'm Mexican welcome to America ching chong was my goto dude like I just I I'm sorry do you sing the song do you say Chino Chino you sing that song I did that I did the the chinito coino oh dude coino I did the it's time carel look at full of Asians here I'm looking at him
13:32 and he just goes ████ I'm like but yeah so I was terrible dude and I got a fight it was cool and I won it's like whatever dude so how we're going to make you face your traumas dude so you started talking ████ to this dude and he finally was like you know what hey s ████ you dude yeah with with a strong accent though ████ you like how how would he say how' he say it like I was like what the ████ you he dude ████ talk right this is America how how did you Len here Timmy Chang chimmy chonga Jimmy chonga no I'm just no we ended up boxing for ears because like I just like we were all like a boxing oh yeah yeah yeah and then I pulled a ████ like uh cuz he called me out he's like up and I was like what I was like dude back the ████
14:23 up dude I'll beat your ass and he was just like so the thing that I looked out was uh agents have sensitive noses and I ████ hit him in the nose he started bleeding and then that stopped everything but I was like thank God because when I swung it was like a like a one of those you know just oh ████ and then he just like made perfect contact cuz he was coming in and boom and then he just started gushing took off the gloves like oh ████ oh and I was like thank God hey no but I get I bleed like sparring when I Spar I get hit one time and I start bleeding and I'm just like okay let me just just SN it out and then I was like it's showtime bar gets bloody noses cuz like it gets warm yeah I think noses are sensitive just starts going got a sensitive nose if you get punched on the nose it might bleed there's like 50%
15:14 chance so bar was that kid in school that was just like uh I need a hold on teacher teacher I got to go to the restaurant why can't he just leave he like he's bleeding from his nose who for what no one touched him we we were programmed ████ comping yeah but he's also the guys I he grabs toilet paper to like wipe his nose the whole ████ thing just rips off the wall cement with it jams it up there he yeah it's so funny he's just so strong that he doesn't know so what other Chinese people have you beat up in your lifetime that's it dude just there yeah and then it was like that ████ uh what other minor want to go to war right yeah anyways but yeah it was like a then we became cool after like that fasten of fierce era like everybody was just like all of a sudden everybody had an Asian friend yeah cuz Mexicans and Asians right there were just like they came together oh yeah asan just like they don't how to like they just came together under the of like white saviors
16:04 right couple white saviors and then all Latino culture all the Asians well thanks to the fast and fierce the first one true dude you like car I like car you like Honda I like Honda yes before you know they all had like cool cars like out dri drift Kings drift King you see a lot of Asians and Mexican mix in La that's so true but there needs to be a white savior though who's the white who's a white V dieso Paul Walker walk Walker's like the cool white guy that's just like I'm laid back he's the one that was always like yeah I'm down for whatever no I'll eat kimchi you know he's like one of those guys he's a white friend get you got to get the white guy that's kind of spicy white and then even white people are like are you sure you're not Latino like that's the kind of white Guyer kind of has that Vibe he could be like definitely that he be half brown or something yeah yeah that's true cool guy man I miss him the last two
16:55 people that you they got a ████ fight uh Biden and Trump that's it that would be a wild I I want to see that Trump is 6'4 bro one guy can still walk pretty okay Biden's like a grandpa that's like at the senior citizen home like yeah but I want to see it oh sorry Dan santis and Nome the vers c new they're both younger that's a good one they got energy yes yeah I do I do still want to see I think they're fighting right now their sexuality dude is that not happening anymore the Elon and Zuck thing oh man that would have been sick still M dude why Mark Zuckerberg was like training up you is that a real video of Mark Zuckerberg dropping the N word no no no no he said something else talking to Max H the way what saw that video people
17:47 yeah people just thought they heard it but he was just like sounds like he said like gnarly or something right he said it dude he said it he like he he for sure said it Zuckerberg said it oh wow censor room dude censor room Zuckerberg is actually real ghetto you think so hey talk about how cool Zuckerberg is now ever since he started doing I'm not going to lie he's pretty cool now he's over looks pretty cool don't you give him respect just cuz he's like scrapping a little bit he's fighting yeah yeah what's up with all these billionaire Geeks that turn into like dudes because that's look at Bezos and all these guys that's what you could do with money you buy you become a man but you realize you start working out you're like oh this is actually pretty ████ sick this is dope like this guy starts grappling he's like oh I feel like a man a little bit or he might have a bully dude that's all I'm saying he might have a ████ bully bul that's kind of maybe maybe dude but also like I'm telling you right now and I'm putting it out there he can train for years he will not put any fear in my
18:39 heart you know what I'm saying if I see Zucker I'm like sh shut how you take him out bro how would you take him out if you had a five I kick him in the ████ chest you just want I just don't want to just F boom in the ████ I just want to see his ████ I just want to see him feel real pain you know what I mean like like that's right ████ I don't know the bully in me wants to throw him in a locker yeah yeah yeah yeah I had a problem with like hearing people like act hard and I just shut the ████ up I just want to punch some what would you do if you did that and he just didn't move like Superman that's what I'm talking about dude you're putting crazy ideas in my head just fear he grabb feet if I yeah if I just went boom and he just like brick wall I'll be like I got to go finger B I'm just saying like back up dude like you're like in my space dude that's all I'm saying like hold on I was just testing out I was just testing does
19:31 one of these like I'm like oh ████ man [Music]
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