0:05 You can make this sad if you want to or you can make it happen. >> Let's make it sad. Let's do both. >> No, happy happy happy. >> Sad sad sad sad sad sad. >> Sad sad sad sad. >> Just on um hypothesize for a minute. >> Hypothesis. >> Let's say that we just lost touch with each other. Like we just lost contact. We don't talk. >> Easy. >> For 5 years straight. >> Wow. >> From this year. >> Yeah. >> Where do you think where do you assume we would all end up? >> Oh, like where can I find you? >> Yeah, it's just what do you think is happening to us in 5 years or now if we just have no communication? >> I'm going to be in Vegas but in another house. You would have had two more houses. >> That's the only thing different? >> I'll find you in Vegas. I'll find him in Pasadena. >> No, no, it's not about it's not literally physically where you find him. >> No, conceptually like where are you at in life? Like where >> He's like, "You mean zip code?"
0:56 >> Well, that's easy. >> BUT IT'S GOING to be somewhere in Summerlin. >> You want the coordinates? >> Joe's like, "I'm on an airplane probably trying to fly back here." >> It's like it's like let's say you didn't talk to me for 5 years and then you and then I come across your mind. Where Where do you Where do you think I'm at? What do you think I'm doing? Where Where do you think things are with me in life? Like >> I think you're going to be a family man with a baby. Uh you're going to really enjoy the suburb life. And then you're going to uh be super into your music producing career and >> And you have a Grammy. You have a Grammy now. >> And Grammy and have found a good balance between balancing the family and your music gig, I feel. >> That's very kind. >> Well, I feel like that's where you're gearing up for and I feel like you're it seems pretty like um intentional every step you take.
1:46 >> So, you give me a lot of credit. >> That's what it looks like to me at least. >> Well, that's what I think, too. I think Nick would um I think he'd be living I think he'd have a house. >> Sierra Madre, you think? >> No, I think he'd have I think he'd have bought one of those burnt plots. >> After he did that? >> And like rebuilt it and uh >> Oh, that's very kind as well. Jeez. >> And I think I think in 5 years, I think the opportunity would have come up where Zargami was like, "Hey, I got too much on my plate. I need you to take one of these over." And he would end up owning the fitness side of the Lionheart. >> Interesting. Would you prefer owning the Jiu-Jitsu side or the fitness side? >> I think >> you'd I think you'd have >> I think I think probably the fitness side of anything. >> I think you'd already have two kids by then in 5 years. >> 5 years? >> I think so. >> Nick's going to open up a massage center where he gives nude massages.
2:36 >> Nuru. >> It's called Nuru. >> He's going to >> He's going to open up a soap land where he's the only masseuse. >> I think he would have some kind of like bigger family vehicle. >> Oh, dude, I'm going to have a sick minivan at killer minivan. Wow, interesting. I think that's kind of pretty spot-on. >> Pasadena and you're going to be the only client and customer and and dealer. >> I think it's just me. >> I think in 5 years Nick stops uh teaching and training people. >> You think so? >> Yeah. >> Really? What makes you say that? >> I think uh he's just going to be famous social media guy. >> Oh my god. >> Cash only. >> Yeah, right. >> Oh, you know what? That's true. Everybody wants to shake his hand. This guy's going to be like Saudi Arabia like UFC fights and stuff like that. And he's just going to be in that scene so much that even though his heart is there and he wants to >> him coaching classes is going to be
3:27 hard. Like Hanato, how much is he like honestly coaching class teaching classes? >> These days not that not as much. You guys know who Ariel Helwani is? He's like the go-to MMA like news guy. >> That sounds awful. I don't know if I want to do that. >> the new commentator. >> know if I want to do that. >> a truth to it. >> Why? >> Because or accuracy? Because if we're not in contact in five for 5 years, you're not doing this. And this is taking up so much of your time, you can't fully marry the casuals, you know? >> The next Joe Rogan. He's going to be commentating all the fights. >> Yep. >> The gay man's Joe Rogan. Gay Rogan. >> You know what I mean? Like the comments ARE WHAT THE ████ WAS HE THINKING? >> WHAT YOU'RE ALREADY DOING, what you're already participating in at at the level and the age that it's in, and and it's I think that 5 years from
4:17 now you're only going to be catapulted deeper and farther down a larger industry, and that's just the budding point. Like what you're doing, you're not in there fighting. So, what you're capable of doing, you could do for the next like 30, 40 years in that same industry. >> That's so cool. >> That's a cool way to >> And he's already living his dream. >> Yeah, you're already doing it. So, I just think that it's going to continue to go If you're going to put time into it, it's going to grow. So, >> another thing? >> I thought you were going to say I was I was going to have Jerry curls or something. >> at some point I think at some point someone's going to approach you and go, "Dude, you know um you're trying to do online coaching and I've got this this um really amazing way to optimize uh with AI." And they'd get give you this whole spiel on how to like triplicate your business, and you're going to go, "Ah, no, man." And then because of that, people are going to go, "Hey, did you see this athlete that doesn't use AI that's blowing up cuz
5:08 they don't use AI?" >> He just ignores me all the time. >> And then everybody likes you because you don't do any of that. >> He's so real. >> Yeah. It's so against the grain. >> Look at her little niche. >> And then and then you'd also have uh braces again. For no reason. You'd have the head the headgear. You'd have the headgear. >> Wow, that's really interesting. Wow. >> And you also would have gone to El Salvador three times. Um Argentina twice. >> jujitsu at gym there. >> Wow, dude, that'd be crazy. In my wife's motherland. >> Regardless of where you go, you're still You're to wear the exact same type of wardrobe. >> You already know what it is, Anthony Lee. You already know who I am. >> Wow, that's very It's very nice of you guys. Interesting. It's It's This is actually very crazy
5:58 I'm doing a Gavin Newsom. Oh, that's interesting. It's really interesting what you guys are saying. >> I feel like Joe's the hardest to predict where he's going to be in 5 years. >> But you could almost say something random and you might be right. >> I don't even know if Joe knows where he's going 5 years out. >> guy's got I low-key think this guy >> I don't know where I'm going next week. >> I feel like he's going to start owning like a charter boats for some reason. Like I see I see >> Like tour boats and I start doing tours? >> No, I No, not even that. I just feel like cuz I know you're always going to be you're going to have your hand in some business. >> Yeah, that's >> going to It's going to be something that you are really into. And I feel like a nautical Japanese >> Joe's snorkel tours? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You might You might get yourself a garage soon just because you like cars. >> Yeah. >> It might not even make sense and then somehow you're going to pull money out of there. >> Yeah, yeah. >> have some kind of business like importing, exporting between mainland
6:49 and Hawaii. >> Yeah. >> That's one thing I was thinking about because I'm like have connections to Japan, Hawaii, the West Coast, and England and I'm like there's something there. >> Is there? >> With importing? Hot dogs, sushi, bitter melon. I know there's something there. >> He can have I'll So like like real talk? Like I started making friends because I was selling like mushrooms and stuff, right? And I got in contact with like the president of Nijiya and like or like the family that runs Nijiya and all this stuff. And then there's some guys that do import-exporting from all these different states. And I was like Japan stuff is so popular right now. I bet you there's already someone exporting Japanese products. >> There has to be, yeah. >> But then importing American products and
7:39 then back and forth and I don't know. >> Or you could do like a catalytic converter business and be like, "Hey, sell them in Japan." Be like, "They're from America. They're American-made catalytic converter." >> you say they're American-stolen, Japan might be like, "I'm down for the culture." >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Steal stuff from Japan, bring it to America. Steal stuff from America, bring it to Japan. >> Duh. >> And then the UK, just have them like steal some stuff. >> Have them watch the TV show of the of that. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. TV show. >> You're in contraband trades. >> Yeah. >> So, in 5 years you're going to be in robbery? I think in 5 years also you're going to have grown your hair back. Like really long, yeah. I think it'll just happen in 5 years. >> I haven't had a haircut in a month. >> It's on your way, yeah. >> I think he's going to start opening up shopping malls. Grand opening dances for shopping.
8:29 >> You think Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's Let's go through that. You think he'll still be dancing in 5 years? >> I think he's actually as a primary income. >> to build a whole business from AI and then he's going to be relaxing. >> You don't think he'll have to dance for money anymore? >> I don't think Anthony will be dancing in 5 years. >> I don't think so. >> I'll be dancing for me. >> I hope I hope for your sake you're not. >> Or he might be like >> coordinating. Thank you, big brother, who's moved on and graduated before me. >> I think he'll still be in dance, but I don't think he'll be dancing though. Yeah, I don't think he'll be dancing. >> He'll be like a pioneer in dance or something. >> Dancing with Jackson Wang and ████ in in Coachella and stuff. >> Man, this fool would rather just be like a consultant and then just let it go and collect money. >> Consulting. And then he's using AI to do all the work. Cuz what's the point? He's already He's already married. What are you flexing for?
9:19 >> I think he's going to get fat as ████ cuz he's not dancing anymore and he's going to have AI do all the work and he's going to be a millionaire. >> Dude, test me. He's going to be sitting in a chair just like plugged into the matrix. >> Have another kid in 5 years or >> I hope you do. >> I think if my AI businesses take off really well, yeah. >> All right. All right. >> But I got to be able to afford it, dude. Two kids is crazy. >> Don't worry, you're a AI millionaire. >> Yeah, you'll be fine, dude. >> I don't think two kids is that expensive. I think it goes zero to one is huge, and I think two is like >> Or how about this? Because you didn't have two kids, you're richer. >> I'm richer? Who's richer? >> I'm just saying. >> What makes kids so expensive? They eat like this much food. >> Clothes, constantly changing clothes, like 3 months, 6 months, 9 months, 12 months, all change clothes, all shoes.
10:09 >> No, no, no, no, no, dude, dude, dude, dude, break down, break down, break down. >> He just eat this. >> Well, first, it's free cuz they just eat titty. You just got to feed your wife, and she's feeding him. >> Yeah, two for one. >> You get a bogo, dude. >> You got it done for free. >> It wasn't free. >> It still cost him like 10 Gs or whatever. >> It wasn't free. It still cost >> Okay, for your second one, since you already know, you don't need the mother of birth, then. >> I don't need the mother? >> The mother of birth. >> The mother of birth. The ████ helper. >> The doula. >> I'm like, Nina doesn't need to play a part to create my second kid? >> So four-ball. >> Do you think Bart will still be doing jujitsu? >> Yeah. >> Do you think um >> He'll be a brown belt. >> He'll be really good. >> You know what's crazy to think about? You know what's crazy to think about? Taika would be what? 15? >> ████ He'll be like like Yeah, 13, 14.
11:00 >> He'll be a black belt already. >> Teen, bro. >> That'll be crazy. >> In 5 years, I think because Taika would have been a little more grown up, kind of like, you know, spending more time doing his own thing, I think he'll have given in and gotten a sick-ass overlander of some sort. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Like some kind of like vehicle. >> That is one of my dreams. >> Yeah, how about the half-a-million-dollar one that >> Not that one. >> That one's crazy, but I >> The Earth Roamer. >> That's >> Like pure desert. >> One of my dream cars is to have like a Sprinter van that I I go off-grid wherever, and you can sleep in it and do all this. >> I envision Bart being a >> Actually, you'll have 5 years I can see you doing that. >> Thank you so much. >> Bart's going to be a sport dad. >> I'm up to You're going to be my primary Buddha in my house. I'm a I'm a primary Buddha. Thank you, please. >> Primary Buddha.
11:51 You can't paint a secondary Buddha, bro. But I envision Bart being a total sport dad, like a Like I I feel like Taika's going to be >> every game >> You're doing all kinds of stuff. >> Soccer, basketball, everything. >> season every season multiple >> Some form of Bart being like, "Hey, stop ████ around out there, man." And he's like, "All right, I'm going to lock in." You know? >> He'd be the biggest clown there. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Dude, this full sentence a video of Taika who's playing a real game as a goalie and then when he gets caught with his dad recording him, he starts doing the ocho. And then Neda's like, "Is Taika doing the ocho?" >> Is that what that's called? I thought it was just I just thought it was twerking. >> No, dude. >> The way he's doing it looks like the ocho ocho like real real one. >> You being a sports dad though, like you know what's really going to happen? He's going to be the biggest troll out there. So on the one hand it's going to like
12:41 suck for Taika, but then he's going to be such a like a a lovable troll which is what Bart is. He's going to get cool with like the ████ coaches of the team and stuff. He's going to somehow be like the lead parent kind of like that like stay super active and suddenly it's like the glue that keeps everything going and fun together for the whole ████ program. Then he's going to buy a Sprinter cuz he needs to in order to take all the kids on the field trip cuz he's going to be a chaperone for all the kids. >> That sounds fun. >> Bart, see what I'm saying? Like >> That sounds fun, actually. >> you for 5 years and I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to go see Bart today." I would expect a little bit of cauliflower ear. >> No, if it didn't happen already, it's never going to happen. >> thing that changes. >> I'll tell you what's going to stay the same in 5 years for Bart. >> The haircut. >> Yeah. Hey, that's an interesting one. What do you think of Ryan's hair is going to be like in 5 years? >> I hope I have hair, man, by then.
13:32 >> You think you're losing your hair? >> No, I'm not, but I mean I just hope I >> Oh, you're going to have to keep your hair then. >> Oh, well. >> It's going to be sick. >> He's going to have a samurai hair. >> Dude, what if we see Ryan in like just a straight-up collar shirt and a ████ hard part? >> Like a like just like a normie? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, dude, your hair. >> Just a normal guy? >> Mhm? >> You saving it for your wedding? >> My face? Uh it's probably going to be like maybe like yours. Trim it and trim? >> You going to be clean like a little virgin? >> No, just >> Cuz I look like a virgin. >> I'm just going to have less hair, probably. Yeah. But I hope in 5 years I have like like hair like we both have long ass hair. >> You want to do that? >> Someday in my life I would, yeah. >> Shoulder length though, this time. I had butt length. >> Yo, Joe's going to have a He's going to bring a bob back. >> Yo, hell yeah. I'm going to look like >> And then when he No, no, but then like when he's tying up
14:23 the anchor and ████ he's like, "All right, hold up." >> Yeah, and then samurai top knot, you know? >> He had that hat where he looks like Sherry Cola. >> Yeah, I think if anybody's going to have a boat in 5 years, this ████ guy. >> Hey, you know you know >> You know what's funny? I was actually looking into getting my boat captain license. >> Your license? >> It's like being a pilot, like a airplane pilot. >> So wait, if you have a boat captain license, that means you can take passengers as a business? >> It means you can smuggle drugs from different countries. Different ports. >> I'm smuggling Pokémon cards, all right? >> My buddy >> Stolen Pokémon cards. >> My buddy has that thing where it's like a membership, so you get your like boating license, so to speak, and then if you're a part of this thing, you can uh basically borrow boats that are in cuz a lot of people have boats, but they
15:14 don't ride them every day, so they put them >> Like a Turo, huh? >> Yeah, and then you go to random places like, "Hey, is this part of that boating program or whatever?" It's like, "Cool, where's your license?" you sign up, and then you get to literally captain that boat. No chaperone, nothing. You you already know how to ride it. >> In 5 years, you don't have no gray hair yet, huh? >> I have like four total. >> Nice. >> You'll probably still have black hair in 5 years. >> a ████ ton of black. I have a ████ ton of gray. >> Really? >> All I know is if it if it's going to happen if it's going to happen, I'm down for like a a full-on salt and pepper. >> He would look hella cool with gray hair, though. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I think it would look hella cool. >> Dude, this beard >> You look like Doctor Strange and ████ >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you look >> Yeah, you look Doctor Strange, yeah. >> I'm fighting that off as long as possible. >> Dude, we get this guy a big old long cape. Come on, dude. Fast track it. >> Hey, when I started jacking off more, it went away. Like a lot of my That's why >> you don't have gray hair.
16:04 >> Oh, yeah.
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