0:00 they start they start looking around the rest of the freezer they find uh like a pair of human hands oh my God how big were they does it say yeah I think they're like [Laughter] [Music] size I'm just going to tell you guys a crazy story about um someone who bought a house oh no all right oh ████ going you all the Insight in this situation we're looking at um what city is it it's in Mesa County Colorado there's a woman and a son that live in this house they sell it and they leave they leave a bunch of crap there that they don't want to take with them like stuff they don't want so they're like hey you can just have all this to the new owner new owner comes in sees how much crap is Left Behind in the house so then they do like an online listing to be like hey if you
0:51 guys want free stuff come get the free stuff we don't want it so among all that free stuff there's a deep freezer a bunch of guys come over to take the free oh God they um they look through it oh it's just a bunch of like frozen meat they uh start unpacking it I bet black bag comes out and as they're taking the bag human a human head falls out of the bag oh Dad I was wonder where the dad was this whole time that's and then what did they do they said we didn't do it we that's how we found it they start they start looking around the rest of the freezer they find a like a pair of human hands oh my God how big does it say yeah I think they're like size do you think they're saving it to eat later no one knows yet there's no other details as of now they don't want to release anything because they don't
1:41 want the person's loved ones to find out that their you know Dad or whatever Mom or whatever died before you know they don't want them final through the news so they're just keeping everything quiet but our job today is to find out how this woman and son are innocent why are they innocent though maybe they got B from the other owner they bought it from okay this is what happened bought it from the other owner that was like hey you want to just keep all the ████ oh so it's like it's passed down a whole house ago it's like one of those scary movies if you open the fridge you're cursed until you have a new owner that opens the fridge oh that's what it is keep selling the house the house keeps selling originally it was the mom and the son that left but a son's never produced by a single mother so who's the father yeah where he at I think the job is to try and make sure that they're in Jo where's his dead beat
2:32 dad that's where I'm leading to okay got it the father where's he at in the freezer no no no innocent remember he is a ████ killer okay he's in jail for what masturbating in public that's be he did it a bunch of times but they so they never suspected this guy but he's a hoarder okay and they're like good riddens now that this is now ████ stuck in jail it gives us the time to divorce ████ run away from this nightmare I don't want to deal with his trash this is all his ████ we're going to pack up our bags and leave wait who did the father murder one of the people he jacked off in front of his best friend one of the witnesses some somebody one of the witnesses that
3:22 says I'm telling and they're like oh no oh no no no no no that was his eighth effect not telling anybody can you imagine that's the yeah somebody he's like and they're like oh I'm ████ telling and then they're like recording and they're like no no no no don't tell don't tell I'll go back to jail I like the idea that like if you tell anyone I'm going to do an even bigger crime so so there's no guarantee that the the dead head man is the father we don't even know if it's a man oh it's just a head it's just a head so far it's up to you to decide size n you got to construct a story like how I didly your turn I feel like so like in Florida's known for the crazy ████ I feel like Colorado is known for like the secret crazy ████ oh secret crazy Florida's openly crazy like oh I like to ████
4:14 drink piss yeah like they're just crazy that's what Florida's known for and I feel like I feel like Colorado is like oh we're a perfectly innocent family we would never do that and then they have a centipede collection in the bathroom or something like it's like drinking piss having CED collection eating people collecting centipedes but I feel ████ weird do that closet crazy do you think the mom they also kind of have smash shootings all the time Colorado yeah yeah we that's actually true huh they got well they had the Callum by they had the Batman one they had I definitely think the mom and the kid are innocent you do really how so well because like if you were guilty why would you just leave that evidence there for the next home buyer to find and why did they wait till escrow to finish cuz dumping is expensive dude yeah why would they why would you wouldn't you get rid of it if you actually did it yes versus like if
5:04 you didn't know for some reason that it was there cuz somebody else did it or some way but more importantly why didn't clear the house what a bunch of douchebags they didn't clear the house for the next owners that's why I think they're they're guilty that's why you think they're guilty I think they're just dirty yeah I think they're ████ I think they're just bad people you think there's any chance that they could be innocent probably like 85% chance they're innocent cuz they will be the prime suspects at this point but it's a strong 15% that they did it there a strong and it's and it's not just the Mom it's the mom and her kid so like if they were in on it the kid would have to know wa how old is his kid yeah how old is a kid maybe the kid's a ████ weirdo and he's the one that did it it has centipedes yeah yeah but remember the house the house was so messy you had to dig to get to that freezer so they weren't eating people otherwise it'd be in their regular fridge that's true interesting yeah you know so it was they obviously had no idea about it they forgot about it unless they're like serial murders and have done this as
5:54 like a a lifestyle and career for like their entire life would did you remember if you killed killed the body and put it in a freezer that was so buried like would you still know that you what if what if single mom she's working all the time it's the kid the boy he's just a w wah boy and he just likes to go that's really cuz like that ████ does happen bro like he's Catch a Predator he's trying to catch Predators cuz he's a kid catching him killing him putting him in the freezer making the world better that's Co bunch of molesters in the but why would he save the body parts yeah well unless that's a way to just hide the body that the dude who's dead was jacking off in front of him and he's like I'm going to tell and the guy's like I'm going to commit a bigger crime and he's like no I'm going to commit a bigger crime it's those movies where every time they kill somebody they put like a latch on their arm this is a badge of honor so I want the heads of my enemies in my
6:45 freezer nice so if we're trying to solve a crime we need to consider all options right cast a wide net so so it could be okay they just don't know their dad killed them killed some guy and stuffed them in the freezer or the mom and the son did kill the person in the freezer but they just been ████ all day they forgot to get rid of the evidence the mom and the son yeah that happens got consider the widest you could get they might be ████ so the prompt is not about trying to make them innocent anymore we're going to make them worse human beings hey better scenario better scenario um Mom you know she she has she has a boyfriend oh boyfriend and he comes in the house kicks it every now and then but he's like you know what I don't even like this ████ I don't like her son and he may he's into some shady stuff already he's like oh I have a perfect place where I could hide a body I could put it over here I can put it in
7:35 their freezer and just dip the ████ out who the ████ am I you know what I mean if they're hoarders they're for sure the annoying neighbors right they probably leave the garage open all the time so probably one night some serial killer was like I need a place to put a body hey this person has the garage open I'm sneak in bye isn't that a thing and hoarders never have security cameras yeah and some people leave their garage doors open or what if what if the dad was a Joe Rogan listener he because I hear all these ████ benefits of the cold plune I'm going just go in the freezer and he just Frozen I'm going to cut my hands off and put in a plastic bag cut his hands off cut his head off he's like this cold plung doesn't work what do you guys think happen to the rest of the body it's just hands and head hands and head man they ate it they ate it they had to eat it what else would you do with it that's but don't some people don't they don't they dump body parts you know like a different worldwide yeah they usually usually when
8:26 there's a dismemberment it's spread out yeah but it's not at the scene of the crime they don't leave a few I wonder why they would save that those pieces maybe they thought fingerprints you know oh it might be the whole thing they don't want the body to be identified yeah because no but why leave it at the place why save it why leave it at the place of origin I guess you got to leave it somewhere or find it I know it's not her husband or boyfriend it's her dad oh it's her dad maybe a shady Uncle her dad was a a serial killer and she had no idea because the garage was the man cave and women never step into the man cave allow so when she died she couldn't bear it anymore cuz she's like my daddy of all my life died of all her life all my life I known you all my life my daddy you died and I'm sad and I don't want to
9:17 be here anymore cuz the memories so then she says I'm just going to leave and well he has a lot of cool collections these weapons and knives and things and guns so just give it to somebody you you know not knowing maybe because women are kind of dumb when it comes to tools maybe she didn't know trip wire booby trap knives saws Gatling gun you know all that put it together weapons expert she was like guillotine in the corner yeah oh Gatling what a World War II collectible guy you know right guys in their toys interesting Cavalry Weaponry right ████ bucket acid ████ chloroform bucket of acid chill bear with the lid off all the signs like tarp
10:08 over tarp over tarp it's like all the signs of a serial killer collections of noes finger nails different sizes colors this one scented a ████ map with people and then like strings going on all over the place I wonder if this is also a good way let's say the murderer is the person that came to get the freezer and they just go ooh look look what's in this freezer what the heck is that that's kind of an interesting way to cover your ass that's another one too that'd be some blessed timing but if it wasn't if it's not frozen I'd be like H that looks thought out dude yeah how Frozen was the head yeah was it like true that looks that looks thought out dude yeah looks it's been refroze a few times yeah but that is kind of smart let's say that you did a murder and you had a head you couldn't get rid of it so you go to a garage sale you buy like a a World War II trunk or something and
10:59 you're like D hey this was in here already but then now you're suspect number one yeah because like if your name is on the list now they know to question you that's true you know you better you don't want to hide in plight they usually catch the people that are I wonder what the who the person is that's and you can't say they're on drugs either cuz they went through a whole home purchase process like that's a very time intensive process exactly so they could have just like oh head just popped out of nowhere oh it's much easier though if the kid and Mom's guilty cuz it's like they did it they are yeah it makes more sense that's why I think they've been ████ dude the kid in the mom there there does have to be some weird variable because I'm still like if they are guilty why the ████ did they just like leave the evidence for the cuz they're just ████ weird Hillbillies dude they're just ████ each other and
11:49 just putting people maybe they forgot that could be very true though no you know who they killed they killed the dad cuz then he's like my Dad's getting in the way of me loving my mom and then she's like she's like the only way I'm going to get out of this ████ is is if if this ████ is not alive and and she was like she was like maybe if you just like I don't know if you just killed your dad then like we could ████ yeah he go I've been thirsted for that ████ since I was born ever since I left I always wanted to come back in taste it at once can't forget yeah oh Anthony Lee the hell dude Joe script writing I'm just reading the table read right now we're doing the table read he's helping me with a with the with with the roles his words I'm just a very good actor I just took inspiration from Bart
12:40 story he's Bart said it's a love affair I made it a triangle and I gave it motive Bart's got the actual life story because it's his real life he turned it into a script and then I'm doing I never ████ my mom great you should sell this to Lifetime you're disgusting why would you say that Bart you're a hero for speaking Bart said they're in love yeah so I was like they got to well if they're in love how convenient they killed the husband that's why Bart's dad's not around right dude why you got to hurt my feelings that's the table read try to cryy cry was molded by like what everyone finds c yeah there you go now we can put based on inspired by true life events I don't like this article I don't like this
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