0:00 thank you [Music] whoa whoa there is a a question that was asked on am I uh that actually made the news somehow and that's what the news is reporting I thought it'd be fun to have the careful boys answer this question so a Reddit user apps if she was wrong to wear a colossally large engagement ring to a relative's engagement party oh to another engagement party to find colossally large he's a big boy but is that her true engagement ring yes wait what are the rules of engagement are you not allowed to wear engagement rings to other people I don't know it's not a rule I mean you guys know you guys are the most married ones you guys know how like you guys
0:51 know how like we're just guys being dudes and dudes being Bros right yeah and then we get in the car and then our chick's like I can't ████ believe that ████ you knew better and I'm like what yeah yeah yeah juicy Stacy it's my engagement party and that ████ ████ comes here with a rhinestone the size of Mount much more can you ████ believe that ████ ████ ████ that ████ yeah we're demonetized again that's true because you're not supposed to wear white gown to wedding right yeah well that one's pretty no yeah already engaged then I think it's fair game you're win your engagement ring anyway but you wear that all the time but if it's a surprise like uh like it's that new person's engagement ring and then you're like not engaged yet and you show up with a big ass Rock like surprise I'm actually engaged too and
1:41 you steal the Thunder if you present it and steal the Thunder that's ████ up going like this and ████ you're just like oh it's such a itchy day oh my God I didn't know you're getting engaged too look at mine but isn't this like okay and again as a dude you know as a dude being a bro like when Tom Brady wins a Super Bowl he gets to bring all his old Rings like the ████ Super Bowl like where they're getting their new rings and like some new players just got their first ring but Tom Brady's got ████ ice on both hands Super Bowl rings you're not necessarily wearing every day though we gotta find the man equivalent to this like full paw oh yeah what is the equivalent to in a game well something that happened at my wedding well that I didn't I had no idea about but it made sense afterward was um one of Nikki's bridesmaids showed up with blue hair and like I didn't know that that's like a ████ did you fight her okay I'm
2:31 supposed to fight oh with hair because that's like super loud and it's gonna take away from like the entire photos and the Trinkets and then there's a color cord right it may come in with blue hair yeah so then that's ████ up Mickey's matron of honor was ████ livid when she showed up and I don't even know this ████ is a ████ thing yeah which is like ████ we need to get the memo that this was an Avatar theme because um a wedding is a straight up event right like you pick flowers you pick the tablecloth like everything is colored very coordinated so it comes off selfish branded it's everything that's ████ you're choosing pantones and ████ because in the pictures that's gonna look stupid yeah someone comes complete opposite you're ████ the whole and was that like a brand new hair dude like or they weren't rocking it prior it was brand new yeah that's stupid that's like a groom's in bringing a beer hat yeah
3:21 that's kind of that's pretty sick that's kind of sick though you know yeah yeah you gotta get his drink so that what that sounds like is dudes are just cooler than chicks because we don't really honestly I mean we're just trying to be Bros and I do it live okay so let me turn the page a little bit right so now you guys know a little bit about about the sorcery prep can you read it so everybody already knew I was engaged this the person says okay but this was the first time they'd seen the ring in person so at the start of the party everyone gathered around interested in seeing this ████ movement yeah that's not her fault also she stole a little bit of a spot I mean you know the other girl what about the other girl does she have an engagement ring yet they do yeah so that's her engagement party yeah so yeah she has an engagement ring and like everyone's coming together to like celebrate their engagement I mean she's still in a little bit of Spotlight if like it comes
4:12 to her even though it's organic She's Gotta even if people are like wanting to be like oh no it's not my party run I'll show you later I got I got one for you I got one that's all right so all right let's say we're all going to Steve's birthday party and we all know the secret is Nikki was like yo I got this ████ big nut lifted truck for Steve but then you guys also know that I just got a new truck but you didn't see it yet you didn't see it yet but I rolled up to the party and then you got but then we do the surprise whoa that's ████ 60 and then I come up late and everyone's like oh ████ that s███'s ████ sick Joe and then they look at my car too oh yeah and then they look at his car they go look at my car then they go actually Joe's is kind of cool let me just no but these guys are gonna be like racist that's it I think dudes dudes are better like having like guys like having
5:03 all the guys having the cool same ████ yeah plus if you have like a decal of that kid with like an Anarchy sweater and he's like pissing on like the American flag and I'm like yo where'd you get that thing I uh you know I wouldn't be like what that's ████ up you got the sick decal I'd be like yo where'd you get that dude because you know how like there's that joke where if got two guys wear the same outfit at a party they're like complete strangers and they're like brothers right and then like yeah and when girls do that they're like you ████ you ████ yeah they're always like I know I know they're embarrassed ████ got this in the same ████ website these are just better I think that's what I keep proving all of us as a group blanket statement sure we just don't care that much is the whole thing I'm finding I think it I I think you know what it is it's the it's the moment stealing the Thunder stealing yeah yeah
5:53 hey but here's the thing though she's the the girl that's writing this is the one with the bigger ring right with the bigger correct yeah because it's and there were comparisons being made throughout the party right where it's like it's like hey hey hey you know and like she is a smaller rock is this a humble Brandis yeah it's like like what I notice is girls are so considerate that if you're not considerate enough they think you're a ████ talking ████ yeah yeah that's true all of us understand that we're mindless and it's not harmful intent we just stupid we're stupid we come in Thunder steel or whatever like no one's like you're stupid malicious ████ you try to steal this intentionally because you're a friend of me like no one says that they go you you didn't tell me you had a new car yeah and then when you leave the room
6:44 but whereas guys like Bart says we're stupid dogs like if I got a problem with Anthony I'm like that's done it's squashed it's like more it's more like she just had an opportunity to be extra extra cool and just didn't take it that's it all these it's not actually the cool guy I believe you oh yeah that's it showed up at the party like that right and that they go where is it I heard you got engaged oh I just left it at home right it's not about me tonight oh exactly yeah that was so cool Ultra humble yeah but but then you know women don't do that a lot where she's like she's like like purposely like can I see your engagement ring like that I'm telling you right now when girls get burnt when they're just engaged they're ████ staring at that ████ in every version of lighting they're very conscious when they put
7:35 that on if it's a new ring like with their outfit they're very conscious so if they're gonna show up to a party they made conscious choices to wear that to the party knowing scenarios playing scenarios in their head that might have happened I guarantee you that dude I remember too because like when I gave Nick your engagement ring I was a little worried after because she kept looking at her I guess a little materialistic you can't insecure about your rings yeah yeah yeah I think it's easier being a stupid dog I think yeah yeah it is and wanting to run as a pack is cool too but I want to know what what the equivalent is because Big Thunder Steel like there is it happened the guys with the rice Rockets but even those guys are rolling in packs
8:25 of like 20s yeah right like they're still camaraderie there and they're still but they're still male competition you know what I mean like thunder stealing like moments like oh yeah pulling out a valley and just revving your engine as hard as possible to like exit at like 60 miles an hour in a parking spot like but then you have to break it goes and you like have to turn right real quick it's like it's a little bit of like unnecessary yeah there's a steel with strangers right like you drive up to a restaurant you're like you're like I'm so ████ cool yeah one of my favorite parts of this too is they they rub it in a little bit they say um and it's like you know they know I didn't do it deliberately um so I can see where this other person's coming from since everyone preferred my ring to hers she'd be a messy but I think she's an ████ she's an ████
9:16 humble bragging ████ the post is messy the post exists is just another chance to go hey my Ring's ████ huge guys yeah yeah I'm sorry mine's five carrots she also said she also said that given my ring is quite unique I should have considered it would draw attention what kind of ring does she got let me see I want a little Shape of My Heart yeah I want to see the Rings [Laughter] nine minutes Mark just tried to cut the footage it spells we're just stupid dogs like the energy Matt she'd be investing by making this
10:06 post yeah yeah you can tell you could tell she's like no I'm not doing anything she wants to floss yeah a little bit more yeah she didn't get enough at the party it's like it's like it's such a validation thing like it's like please please confirm me that I'm right right if Rings went the other direction and guys got him you'd be like yo yours is ████ huge it's way better than mine baby how come you don't treat me like that because I remember when that's what cool dude though so in the YouTube space Tim was also one of the first ones he like married non-self yeah and I remember when he told us how much he spent on cheetah's ring it was crazy but I never felt any of the dudes ever go like weird I should ████ spent more it was just like what do you spend that much that's ████ crazy that's dope yeah it's tight yeah well I feel like our group would be like you didn't spend nothing
10:56 that's a deal because I feel like that's why I'm so impressed with you Bart I feel like these kind of dudes do exist that are more like yo they Imagine This Moment and whatever and we call them ████ ████ dude yeah we do yeah we do like I don't know how you edits I saw you edit I don't have I don't have it started with the F at first I'm saying I'm telling you and as soon as I smell that they have this kind of insecurity or like whatever on them I'm like you can't be my friend I don't like people like you I really don't man because I know that they're never secretly a true human being and they're always playing a ████ game and they're they're like they don't matter they're kind of snaky like I don't like that ████ dude the ████ lizards yeah yeah like like the secret competition type dudes yeah and they those dudes do exist because they're like oh I wanted
11:46 to be the leader and I wanted to do this and then it's like man ████ you you weren't my friend authentically you were always competing with me when and like all that stuff like you they exist out there you know what Nikki taught me about this it's usually Leo guys really real is it is it Leo Rising no dudes bro oh Leo dude he's got a whole ████ Asian diaspora he's talking about my my best friend was it Leo dude is this with uh Korean Leo Korea really steroids of the worst dude I don't know why but thumbs down [Music]
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