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Trump Mugshot Sets Records for Trump Fundraising

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0:00 has America done it's going to be interesting are we going to Costa Rica boys they do jail him oh Chris Tropicana Boulevard [Music] probably one of the biggest news stories in the world that we didn't get to cover because we were like in between JK's um have you guys seen Trump's mug shot yeah like he posed for it uh he was like dude he made Hello money dude I saw people with shirts no you got it oh my God oh my God oh my God there's always a critical advisors dude you got it in time did you buy it from I got it right away did you buy it from his store or did you get it from like no I made this I actually did with the parents I made it yeah

0:50 ████ no because I was like dude I could do way cheaper than ████ 40 bucks 40 bucks the ████ that blew my mind is he's sold it on his side dude for me I'm like Trump 47 bucks right swap meet mentality yeah dude he that guy moves merch bro nobody moves no president has moved amazing like Trump do we have like stats of how much sales so he has already raised more than 7.1 million dollars there's since that just selling the merch just well I think it's just donations and merch right but we don't it's not he's a good businessman is what he does this guy yeah he capitalizes the way I picture this dude is like he's like the like the tacky Furniture Store commercial rich guy yeah like he's like you're like Main Street rich guy that

1:42 you that I think that's why you look at him and you're like all right you're hanging out with these billionaires but your tactics reminds me of car sales guys oh yeah he's tacky as hell it's hilarious when he was selling steaks at The Sharper Image it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen like how do you sell a steak you're selling Stace yeah dude he was selling Trump sticks at The Sharper Image oh my god do they even have food exactly it's the weirdest move ever ever yeah but no he raised a s███████ of money right um who's buying Stakes of the shirt crazy yeah it's pretty intimidating it's like it's one of those things too where people are wondering is he gonna be smiling is he gonna be like he went angry in his face he went angry a little bit he went ████ swamp from Mario and then drops down yeah dude 100 um what do you guys think about all this ████ what crazy this is in Georgia this is the Georgia Fulton County Georgia

2:33 yeah and this is for uh messing with the ballots allegedly that's yeah that's what's being alleged that he uh scheme to overturn the 2020 election they're actually putting him and his team um under Rico which is Met originally it was men that's gonna be us to create uh a way to take down the mafia because in organized crime days like the top bosses you weren't able to pin them on anything yeah because all the dirt was being done by the the guys down here the Minions doing the killing and all the illegals money's getting kicked upwards right guys so that's basically what the original law was created to do and then so now they use that same type of way to indict him but basically what they're saying is he

3:24 was like the ████ head honcho of this whole operation but then everyone says like when you look into it by the individual things that they're claiming like nothing will stick as an actual crime but you could collect all of these things together and say it's a conspiracy because I feel like at that time before he got popped for this every week it was like Trump got indicted Trump got done and in different states too right his whole number script going on too and I didn't know what the ████ was going on because I was going to read it it is it's pretty interesting they're turning him into a crazy like pop culture figure like Billy the Kid or something yeah because he's getting steam off this I feel like yeah definitely he keeps going up and then DeSantis keeps going down that type of attention he he's better at working with this than anything else

4:15 yeah yeah this is his favorite animal so are people who are trying to get him like indicted or like whatever are they thinking that this whole there's so many things like that where people like show his photo and they're like look at him he said never stranger and he just surrendered it's like that's a surrender to you yeah I know how the justice system works it's just ████ he just split in to take his phone he went in to go fundraise dude yeah honestly he's moving merged yeah with that picture the way for him to flip that into this and like seven million dollars this much time people don't understand how much they play into his game yeah it's like if you don't want him elected ████ stop ████ talking this guy's pro wrestling dog he's so pro wrestling and you and I used to never understand what that meant and because I was growing up I thought wrestling was real and I still do but like when I see

5:06 when I see guys like this I'm like oh dude this is exactly what he wants he wants the crowd to be like ████ yeah he's Kurt Angle bro he wins every time Kurt Angle bro God damn it I don't want him to be WWE Champion I think no matter how you feel about it I think the marketing genius and his ability to just ████ like flip things on his enemies I'm just like wow bro he's probably gonna win again dog I I you know it's crazy to think but yeah he's gonna he might be our president it's one of those things where it's like look you know what Thomas Jefferson said he said um you know the law should be so easy for people to understand that they can read um what's happening like in the newspaper while like running while

5:57 jogging right and and I think that something like this when you take uh like Joe's saying they're trying to do this whole conspiracy thing which which also includes like the inside of his brain where it's like we know that he knows he lost but he's trying to overturn the s████ you have to prove that you know that does anybody in this room thinks that he thinks that he thinks he lost the election like I don't you know what I mean so it's one of those things where you if you're going to go after the bit your biggest political opponent this is a Democrat by the way in Fulton County who is who is um charging him you're going after the the opposite party's major leader you better have something good like the guy murdered somebody or something because otherwise everyone who doesn't understand your case has no faith in the system right they think it's you're you're doing something it's an attack

6:47 well it's because the hypocrisy behind it right so if the indictment is because he questioned the legitimacy of the um you know the voting which you can do you can question the legitimacy clear there's clear video of Hillary Clinton questioning the legitimacy of Trump's win it's like so how can you say the same things and indict him for the same things that they were they were doing exactly that's that's what people a lot of people have problems with the hypocrisy angle right but then there's also the whole thing where um it are we going to to really stand up and talk about what a great democracy we are and all this ████ when you're you're indicting the the opposing parties biggest player he's 60 points out of the next guy 60 points 60 points he's up 60

7:38 percent to DeSantis it's a troubling thing to think that you can like if if this was happening in any other country the state department would be issuing a declaration saying like yeah this is ████ up don't indict your political opponents right if if North Korea was doing this like it'd be the same ████ so it just makes people feel uneasy and I think that also a guy who just got 75 million votes 76 million votes you're basically saying that all those people who voted for him like they're they're not allowed to vote for him again that's like saying half of America is like we don't care we don't care you're not allowed to we're going to put them we're gonna lock him up and you're not going to be able to vote for him even if you want to yeah that's kind of a wild thing think about when it comes to to the way we were raised in America has it happened at any point in history

8:28 not like this man Phil opponent got indicted and they just got out of the running like by force not that I'm aware I mean they were going to do it to Nixon they were going to do it to Nixon I was during his campaign and he stepped down yeah but oh did you see by the way that all like the dude they're starting to sentence like all of the capital right dudes and they're getting like massive sentences yeah huge sentences 30 years for them wow but they don't know who the brought the Coke in the white house it's on every single person that was there they're issuing money to the protesters too on the other way around like people that have been protesters they'll get like 35 million for being like locked up in jail overnight or whatever wow do I see that for real 35 million oh the man should have protested some more get some money yeah dude I actually got locked up that's the other way 35.

9:22 tax money there's a level of like I guess like Integrity we need to keep in the system or else once you opened up the gates of corruption openly because every country's corrupt but when you openly do it right then I think you kind of break that that rule of like Hey we're supposed to be playing by the same game absolutely and then but then the I think the issue here specifically is now we're going into territory that we might not be able to come back from yeah and even if I disagree with my opponents right and I don't like what what's being done or whatever I think everybody needs to go through due process or else once we lose that we become a third world country yeah well there's also an argument being made that didn't Trump have due process because the the House and Senate had a impeachment proceeding and then he actually made it through there so

10:12 basically it's like double double not Double Jeopardy feels like it for some people right it's like he had a trial in the in the in the House and Senate and they they acquitted him so like again is this why did you wait till the presidential election to charge him this happened years ago because the government's kind of lazy and they work slow yeah that's why uh and also the other thing about it too that kind of that kind of scares me is like what what you guys are saying about the precedent for this like what who if you're gonna do this can't they lock up Bernie can't they lock up you know yeah J RFK Jr like like all any of your political opponents like you could you could really weaponize the government against them would be that that's the first thing you need to find now when you're running against somebody right he's like what can I get them for at least that becomes part of the Playbook now as soon as Trump got elected what'd they say Russia

11:03 elected him it wasn't a fair election Russia and then they investigated him with the special prosecutor Robert Mueller special counsel and then they found out there was nothing there and then and then James Comey who was the FBI director during all this who's allowing this investigation to proceed he said that the steel dossier was in the main not even true and he knew it the whole time but then he's out there on TV acting like it's a big thing it's a big huge thing but then when he's testifying under oath behind enclosed doors send a testimony he's like in the Mania we knew it wasn't true you know what sucks the most is that like everything you're explaining right now it's all like makes sense but yet someone's watching you right now and summing you up and just going Steve's a ████ Trumper absolutely absolutely they don't see the irony dude this is like the Bob Marley mug shot like all the sad part is that

11:53 you're not no one's seeing the details about how dirty this is because they're ████ games ████ is normal dude yeah none of this is like correct this makes you worried this is what I'm wishing people will start seeing is like stop being such a dick rider for one political party for real please look at it as there's establishment ████ bourgeoisie right there's a group of people out there that are so ████ Rich they play by these games they don't give a ████ about us but they pretend that they do then there's a different Group which is called like it anti-establishment they're not a part of this club and they're trying to come in on the right and on the left Democrats and Republicans they both existence right and they're trying to make changes they're trying to break up this

12:44 oligopoly it's like this group that you have here uh they work together the right and the left it's not a conspiracy they're called neoconservatives yeah they're neoliberals they're Pro corporations the ████ that they say might be different when it comes to social issues on abortion or whatever but if you look at how they vote on policy it's all in unison the ████ that they speak they'll never go against the war they'll never go against Ukraine they'll never like you'll start to see that the things that they say it's rehearsed it's told to them what to say and it doesn't ████ matter if they're right-wing or left wing and that's where I think people don't ████ understand they go oh if you're not a Democrat you're not a minority because you're a white lover and then it's like are you ████ stupid you think the people on the left

13:35 actually care about you they don't that's just right they prove it they prove it with their actions all the time yeah everyone on the right and left prove it constantly by doing nothing for anybody yeah they don't care about the working class hell no they don't give a ████ America baby America America bumps me out are we done is this it are we done so is it are we moving we'll see what happens is America done it's gonna be interesting are we going to Costa Rica boys they do jail him oh Chris Tropicana Boulevard that's not in South America

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