0:00 [Music] an alabama prisoner on death row when asked for his final meal request just wanted a bottle of sprite what that's it a bottle like a two-liter bottle at least no just the regular like the vending machine size tim he's catholic gil huh he just didn't want to have all this like food in his stomach when he got killed how did he do it or maybe he's used to just eating ████ like raccoons and roaches and stuff that he is like oh an indulge finally i bet he's like i don't deserve it i'm ████ an ████ yeah those sprite commercials are really good though when they're like playing basketball and stuff and then something is just like so it was like a final brand deal what do you want to obey your thirst yeah that's the one obey your thirst i was looking at ████ polar bears in my head i was like it's not that one there's a there's a compilation of uh
0:51 photos like so this this guy got all the last meals of all the death row uh inmates right that basically died because of whatever reason but he he made the food and made photos of it yeah and it's pretty ████ crazy the ████ people like are looking for you would think it's all like gourmet stuff but some stuff is just like comforting food like a ████ bologna sandwich and lays potato chips yeah it's just things that remind them back about like whatever yeah tomato soup and grilled cheese would be up there for sure for you tomato cheese tomato soup i love tomato soup and grilled cheese that is so bomb grilled cheese afternoon delight dude afternoon cold ████ yeah dude it's hard to um like what if you want something that your mom made and then they just make it completely wrong i don't want nothing my mommy this is not even the dinner guan i remember
1:42 right now right now at this moment i've been really liking katsu with like curry on the side so if i were to be on death row right now it'd be katsu with curry i would imagine you would have chose steak and things like you eat every ████ morning or like a lobster roll oh like a lobster roll good lobster but then you gotta be like thoughtful of like how well they're going to do what you're asking you can specifically uh prison like a place right okay i might just tell the guard give me your phone i'll let me get the food out yeah i'll choose it here ████ order this you want anything sir remember that one movie where he was like i want a ████ tomahawk steak from that restaurant and he ate and just stabbed that ████ in the neck wait what movie is that yeah was it nicholas cage face-off uh was that one movie ah no no no it's not facebook what you don't remember are there any other clues he's like you remember snake eyes um um
2:34 the clues you can give us knock on him training day don't know in the comments is it law abiding citizen it's training law yes i think it's law abiding citizen is that it was i feel like it was yeah i think it was law by withdrawal butler and jamie foxx right i think so yeah and then he went to um he's like last he was like last last dinner and then it was that it was a famous steakhouse morton's or something no it wasn't i don't know if it was the last dinner but uh he had like pressured them into like making sure that he got a steak dinner and then it was a cellmate or something like that that he took a ████ knife and he killed the cell mate oh spoiler alert anyways what else is uh what do you guys tell me is it because he knew the steak was gonna come with a knife and a fork is that why like he no he used the t-bone the the tomahawk bone to ████ oh did you just start eating this oh that's cool bone knife that's sick you just carve it
3:25 but see i watch a lot of movies but i might as well just be as bad as bart because i don't remember any of them all the drugs huh oh as long as we remember training day i watched all the same movies you guys what's your last meal what's your last meal my last meal you're probably gonna have to have to answer this one day i know right out of all the people here oh it depends on the mood lately think about it have it in the forefront of your brain i thought i hated sandwiches but lately lately avocado blt's you hate sandwiches i used to hate them bro because i was like their last meal avocado i'm like why the right now why the ████ would i go to a restaurant and pay for this peasantry ████ that's what i thought to myself what about like a hot sandwich like a pastrami sandwich is probably one of my favorite hot springs some of them are good dudes why are you
4:15 selling him he already wants the sandwiches this final meal you're like what about this sandwich and he's like yeah i'm already picking this i'm trying to argue with the jaw the past yeah because i hated sandwiches i see that's i think it hurt his feelings but yeah i thought that was my old feelings dude anti-culinary genius stuff oh i see what you mean you're like i can make this at home like that exactly but i started getting into artisan bread see cause my artisan bread was wonder bread fancy that's good ████ right but then i'm starting getting into ████ sourdough you ████ toast that ████ you get real butter hannah put me on real butter in europe they they think it's not real real butter i can't believe it's not butter the whole time well american butter sucks right yeah he's like did you know that you guys you don't spray butter that's not real butter yeah what are you crazy i grew up on that country croc margarine dude it's kind of bomb though and then later
5:05 my grandma uses it as a ████ sewing tool ████ tupperware you know yep you know what the real question is for you it's not what your last meal is but what is your last meal if you could use that meal to escape death row oh there you go spaghetti bro like anyone you tied together if i can jump out i probably should pick a better meal though i'm gonna order ████ crab legs and start shaking people oh yeah hey just order like a giant gallon of water hold it in your mouth and then right when the electric chair turns on just spin it yeah that's a shock everyone in the room but you still died though you're trying to you're trying to go before you die i'm like can i get a big pot of spaghetti please thank you and that comes and then i put it on the guard's head you can make spaghetti work the spaghetti straggler escapes oh i think he starts slipping on the spaghetti
5:56 we forgot that was his mo and we ████ up and gave him spaghetti thank you and he strangled us all they're like we forgot that he killed a guy with spaghetti here's a really spooky thing is the whole thing of him asking for a spray at the end is kind of like a cryptic uh almost like a clue oh oh what he said obey your friends i think it is that's my purpose i would have got chicken wings and use the ████ wing to unlock the yeah so this guy is on death row and the entire time that he's in there um these lawyers the defense lawyers are trying to tell um the court that he's intellectually disabled and he has like no ████ he's like a one of those like iq of 60 doesn't understand like who would ask for sprite you know that is like the last bit of proof that this guy was he's so stupid unfit to be like and he's throwing and he's friends with the mouse it's crazy he's the best friends with the mouse best one's the mouse mickey
6:47 mouse he's stupid you didn't even read about he didn't research this ████ how the ████ did i miss him he's reading for the first time right now best friends with the ████ mouse yeah so i mean uh this donald duck he did commit a pretty uh hating crime though this is lenny from a mice man or what he killed the guy that was just like picking him up on the road to give him a ride that's ████ up man he robbed him of of his money and then he shot him in the neck oh so he was hitchhiking a dude was nice enough to ████ pick him up and then never ████ pick up hitchhikers this guy deserves to get ████ ran over man i'll pick him up in my pickup truck so one of the things that they say is another clue why he uh was like too dumb to understand this is because in 2018 alabama inmates had the chance to choose between lethal injection or nitrogen hypoxia as an execution method but reeve didn't understand it didn't
7:37 fill the form out but it's just sprite they're saying he had a chance to choose a less um painful method of death but he didn't understand even that what's the second one how does the second one work nitrogen hypoxia it's like a lack of oxygen so you just suffocate so it could be just gas yeah maybe yeah it's getting gassed but then he took the um oh you breathe the harder you breathe pure nitrogen he took the heart and surprised your body oxygen kills you so lethal injection is painful it i think it can be more uncomfortable if the nurse sucks and pass the pokey five times you can't find the vein oh what a nightmare with this one you're well you just get like so insanely high and then you die right yeah that's pretty tight and then this one you just like like internally you get really uncomfortable and then ████ oh it's like fails itself or this one you're just suffocating but
8:27 you don't even know you know you're just slowly like you think you're breathing air but it's not oxygen or like you fall asleep and then you're you never wake up yeah just black out he said he had the language capability of a four-year-old damn they don't communicate very well yeah no wonder it is a dog that can speak yeah but like so what's your opinion then on people that apparently have this like um intellectual disability but can still rob and kill you that's dangerous that's dangerous i think it's sad because he can befriend a mouse but he can't even befriend a person i know his ████ extra narrative and that's what got him imprisoned dude that's not him where he was today it's kind of poetic actually but yeah the um the justice the justice system there really didn't have any regrets on what they did they just their quote was hey after 26 years justice has finally been served they weren't like he did shoot again did sprite 26 years yeah what's there he's obeyed his thirst
9:19 that's a great marketing campaign isn't it i don't know that's what i was thinking too is that bad publicity stock goes through the roof i have to start pushing for like final the last meal choice i know that's the beverage of choice so good he had to get it before his death where you at seven up i know you're not freaking in death row nobody ever asked for seven albums no one i haven't had a seven up in eight like seven up though you do i'm a fan yeah remember what you kicked my ass yeah i just thought it was a fire game dude if this was still like the late 90s i feel like a brand a brand partnership would happen between sprite and death row records oh that'd be good that would be really good maybe petco in there because of the little mouse buddy [Music]
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