0:00 I think when you're that young both people are just throwing out feelers to see what happens and I remember this one chick like we're just sitting there and she was like oh I shaved down there and it's like um it's it's just growing back or whatever and I'm like must be real [Laughter] [Music] itchy welcome to another episode of careful boys we have men with us [Applause] today all right sorry if you have to go into a place in your mind where this hurts you to think about but what was your worst year of high school and why oh sh out of the four or maybe some of us six there's a sick bird off the top which one was the worst in in uh and in what way like what was difficult
0:51 about it what was my first year in high school but on some regular normal worst so freshman year freshman year one I was still fat for my first time around were you tall no hey dude he's a late bloomer yeah I was I think there was a time where my growth spurt was in between my sophomore and junior year I was 54 and 154 lbs I remember just because 5 and four and 54 but then when I came back my junior year I was 510 and 154 lbs W 5'4 to 510 you grew that much in one summer what an assle what a dick rubbing in our faces anyways freshman year uh I transferred uh through the IB program to go to the school that my sister and my cousins went to so I went from in the Orange County area I was at Oxford Academy and then so that's where like my elementary school friends went I
1:42 like built like my middle school friends there like my best friends were there and then I transfer to go to Sunny Hills High School in Fullerton and the people that normally go to Sunny Sunny Hills High School from Fullerton are from like Parks Junior High and stuff so everybody's like friends with each other they got this whole click in community yeah they all clicked up already yeah but when you come in and you're a freshman from another place got no friends or family and you're like fat and a loser you either become something or you get more into the corner of fat and a loser and I feel like I went in this direction for a longer period of time until I had a growth spurt and found some confidence in myself and built some relationships but I hated it so the whole first year just sucked ass it just sucked it just like you constantly feel like you're trying to prove yourself but at the who you have lunch with just by yourself why I ended up going into this is why I ended up going
2:33 into like the science room and playing like magic the Gathering and ████ like that oh that's pretty sick though it was really fun though it was really fun I'm not going to lie but that also meant that like a lot of my friends were in that same category I'm I still ████ with those types of people like I don't I don't think anything less of them but it's just those type of people AKA myself as well you also just get random like hate from like other dudes in the school you get sucked up you're in like the freshman basketball program stuff like that and people are like just like talking ████ for no reason in and you're like well you don't even know what's in my dick you have no ████ idea you know were you were you a fire player or what were you dude I had the sickest artifact deck you have no idea how Innovative that was at the time but green and white to make it easy for the Layman okay okay okay with my Forest mana and my Plains Dam you got a stack deck my boy I played
3:23 the red one cuz I just like the color that s███'s badass yeah I love fire did you have any like girls in the magic Gathering like Circle no it's all dudes there's like no chicks in Magic that was a setup question dude you knew that ████ that was hey that was that was gotcha journalism right there dude that was ████ sometimes there's a Colleen in those circles you just never know he went from Geek that's Yu-Gi-Oh he went to geek to Chic straight up saying geek toic I show people I showed people that Glo video that you made of me over the weekend to the that voice bro that sh so F the ugly house I took I took one of F's lectures where he's talking about turning an ugly house into a nice house I use visuals of him and it's like really funny but it's
4:13 also like it's it's it's funny all who else huh look at you now dude that's probably it every's done H the worst year of higho year of high school for you yeah I'll let you guys go all right uh it was remember was like 97 I was like 17 turned uh 17 years old I remember cuz you know growing up being for myself being Asian and not being part of the even back then when like gang banging was so I was away from everything I was just like that just keeping to myself but junior year because I was tutoring so many great kids that were partying so I started kind of going out partying and I remember I met this girl uh and I remember I got to finger someone for the first time that's hell yeah I I missed the hole and went to the other hole cuz I didn't know how to find the hole so I was known as a guy that couldn't find the hole so I was like she was like easy to find the first time excited I was
5:03 like think about adrenaline's rushing through you you're sitting on this bed you're trying to you poke your butthole and it hurted her she's like she told everybody that this guy couldn't find the ████ so that was your rep at school I was like people talked about it not like but people I I think I I probably took on more I felt worse about it for myself than other people talked about it cuz like you can't find the hole and like you're Sly going like dude is this like back there like where is it what a is you're being arrested and finger I forgot how exciting that was at that age like every step but that's big news though like they're skydiving a new frontier they're like oh my God am I skydiving come on man it was like Louis and Clark you know also also there was no backlash on her
5:53 just being like no she talked about it she's like talked about with other people she like kind of giggled she didn't mean say much cuz I was like was like I was my buddy's house and it's like people went normal but the next day like hey you can't find a ████ like like you know and someone like actually put up like a picture like it's right here man a graph yeah it's like they were joking like for a couple weeks it was funny but then I like do my God and then and then like that became your D then it sound like you put it on the pedestal so next like oh my God make sure make sure I find it dude I remember I was so lost and like the just the paranoid about being lost and they're like there's only there's two holes you just got to pick one like the stress you carry all through car pick one hole that's stressful you know what the sucky part is the sucky part is there's probably people clowning you that haven't even found the ████ once yet yeah that's true he can't even find you like wait aren't you a virgin shut the ████ up that was me that
6:44 was that was me dude but they were walking into like now you're like going senior year going in the high going to college like dude I got to start getting some ass soon like the pressure like you got to get ass like everyone knows you're the one that can't find it find the F like it's like you're applying for a job but everyone know you sucked at your job on your resume yeah it's on your resume like how and then so you got to break off into college knowing that all right you're in a different area no one knows that you can't you suck at your job so now you can so that's the pressure you know that's why like that year like really like traumatized me did you ever get the sympathy of the chick that's like oh you can't find it I'll help you find it no I wish or or the curiousness from the other chick who's like heard you like the other hole heard you really good at finding it that's mine too I like that one like to carry but to carry that stress like junior year senior year and then like
7:35 going like like dude that's that's stressful dude yeah that is funny cuz you have to find some way to replace that with like something else yeah find it fast now but everyone in your high school knows you can't find the hole Yeah so then it's like it's ruining your chances even harder that's why you got to get on or like if a girl hooks up oh you you you hooked up with a guy who can't find the hole like so no girl wants to be known as that so you got to carry all that around damn that sucks man word spreads fast as if you can't find a hole like that's pretty like an anomal like well I think it's I think it's normal yeah nobody find a hole dude well the sucky thing is that she told everybody that cuz I'm sure that's happening here there but not everybody's telling everyone you know what I mean yours just got out maybe she didn't know either well she knew you should know where it was dude she doesn't know she didn't guide you no high school
8:25 is crazy stressful I forgot about that that dynamic in high school everybody's first thing becomes public info yeah good bad when I found out people were having sex in my high school I was like you told you told on everyone told I went to the teacher and I was like do you know people are having sex and they're not even going steady yet that's what I told them they're not even yeah is that can't be okay that's illegal right is acceptable is that adultery if they're not married do you remember if that girl was Korean or no she wasn't she wasn't just checking we have to check every time [Laughter] what was your worst year Nicholas you know what's funny is like I think I think my middle school years were ████ way worse like I had a harder time in middle school middle school yeah because I went to a new school in Middle School it was a Christian School and it
9:15 was a completely new environment and I was just getting picked on a lot I was like getting fights with people it was hard for me to make friends I couldn't really find like a good group to hang around with so I think like for those like three years I was in uh like that Christian School a just kind of helped me get better at like meeting and talking to people when I got to like my freshman year and I think when I went to I went back to a public school my freshman year and it was I think the people were just way more down to earth I guess they were just kind of they were a lot more friendlier than the kids I went to in private school so it was easier for me to like make connections crack jokes and hang out with people and make friends better than it was when I was in Middle School cuz I felt like it was just like you know I didn't fit in anywhere it was just really hard for me to to just make friends like I would make some friends and then sometimes they would like just not talk to me i' be like and it was like a class of like
10:06 ████ you see them hang out somewhere bro it's like a class of like 50 kids like it's not that many kids so it's like you're like dude this sucks yeah like ████ you guys so I think for high school like if I had to picked my worst year it was probably my freshman year but on the scale of things like it wasn't even that bad it was just like normal normal ████ where you're trying to make friends you're trying to like get on a sports team you're trying to F and I think if I didn't have like Sports it would be hard for me to like uh it was harder for me to fit in you know in sports or like in school like just like oh you play what category are you under you like the cool kids the goth kids or the sports you know it was just easier if all the water po kids were also the goth kids that'd be pretty funny they were the leftovers dude eyeliners is ████ the kids cuz dude like we didn't have water pool so I don't know what water pool kids are like nobody okay at our high school I think it depends on
10:57 the school water polo is a is a white sport okay it's for whites so if you go to a white school they're like studs okay we didn't have that many whites at our school we had like so you got there's Hydro dorks so we would get hydro dorks you would get guys who just didn't play other sports that didn't want to be in PE so you would get those guys okay so you get the leftover but it's also one of the toughest Sports ever though that's kind of funny how that works but they were Speedos like I think I think going to school like going to high school like oh my God people wearing speedos like what is that like you're wearing speedos wear Speedos I Speedos yeah you have to wear Speedos did they call you gay for that yeah it was it was gay if you didn't wear Speedos like if you wore if you went on the pool deck oh cuz you look self-conscious hazing you would get on the Water Polo team like from the seniors and ████ they would like dunk all over you so like you just have to get used to that but if you were like halfway decent they'd be cool with you a little bit but they would just ████ all
11:48 over you you know so you'd wear like these Jammers these these like tights that are up to here and like the new freshman would always wear those but like if you're a freshman you came in Speedos they give you like props like yeah sick dude tight what but I I coming with Jammers cuz like I'm not gay dude I'm like you should have came in some thongs yeah ban G dude yeah I wasn't I wasn't I didn't know where to get those yet hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at thej jewel. uh visit our friends here at the site and check out some of the pie they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff
12:38 but like um yeah I think cuz water pull is so hard um like the hell week it was awful so you're just like trying to get through that so all my focus was like just don't die like just don't die in practice make sure you you uh just show up and get ready to play and all that but like outside of that I don't I didn't think it was that was probably the hardest adjustment like sometimes some seniors I think I had one incident where like some seniors try to like ████ with me and like pull me up against the fence and ████ you know like Karate Kid yeah no cuz you look at me like you were saying about your kid like if I saw a picture of me in high school I like yeah I would have picked on that ████ guy too oh yeah so like you know I was easy Target and these big old arm median dudes are like ████ try to ████ with you and ████ you know but that was pretty much it like it wasn't like it wasn't too bad for me like in my my freshman year it was more like my middle school year I was like I was like a
13:28 tormented soul I like oh I have no friends nobody likes me you know was it like you know how like Christian School you they stay friends from like kindergarten and ████ and then so like it's very clickish you come in you're like the new person you I also might be tainted cuz you're public school and ████ I was a weird new he was ████ up I had one friend that was there and I was excited to to like go to school with him and we were like buddies and as soon as I got there he was like dunking all this ████ had big ass ears bro he had Dumbo everyone called him Dumbo but my ears were slightly way bigger you know slightly way slightly way bigger as soon as I got there this fool was cracking hitting me with all these ████ like ear jokes and I was like yo maybe cuz he's trying to divert and pass it up dude hurt people man that's sad bro this ████ was dunking all over me that was your only friend yeah and I was like yo ████ and at the
14:19 time I didn't really have a lot of like I didn't know how to be a boy and ████ I was like I'm pretty much a woman at this stage cuz I raised by sisters and ████ you know so by the time I get to this I you know like when people make fun of you and they Baner with you you're supposed to like clap back and ████ I would get all mad and like stew and be like I'm going to ████ beat your ass bro I take that ████ personally you know what I mean it was just like that was probably and everyone's waiting for you to say something back and you're just like yeah no for real like I became that kid where people would like test me and be like what's he going to do you know like the angry you're the perfect you're the perfect person to mess with no and and then it got to a point where until I started like and then I started hanging out with some Korean kids and then we learned how like we're like hey these kids are calling us chanks like let's go
15:09 ████ beat their ass so we would like the kid that was making fun of my ears we grabbed him we ████ oh he was he was not Asian no he was like he's half black half white you dude and I ended up going to high school with him too and we became friends but like you know some other s█████ ████ too but you guys jumped him yeah we jumped his ass got that's pretty funny man it just was just like jail how it reverts to being racial yeah I was like ████ dude I got to get and then you know we didn't really make friends with those guys anymore either it was crazy I don't know it was all time all time but what was it like uh your fifth year like what's the difference fifth year was that the hardest year I think my toughest was probably junior high too like Nick and I think it was cuz uh you know I got kicked out of three schools already so it's like you get you start going to schools further and further away from where you're supposed to go yeah so so I ended up going to school that's on this side of town and then so when it's
16:00 Junior High it kind of resets so I'm supposed to go back to here so all my friends that went went to school here they all went to a school called FY Ross I was supposed to go to FY Ross I want to go to FY Ross but then end up going back to carminita so I go over here and then I I have this maybe I was insecure but there's this Vibe of like oh what happened to Bart and kindergarten he like went whever like oh that's that's that kid I remember in Canada cuz you kind of get reacquainted with people meanwhile everyone else saw each other K through six and then now they're like oh what happened to that kid that left in first grade oh he's oh that's him I guess and then so there's dad trying to get reacquainted everyone's clicked up and then because I got into so much trouble my parents uh wanted me to wear school uniforms every day but school
16:50 uniform is not mandatory so I'm the only one wearing school unform so I'm the one everyday white polo shirt Carmenita Junior High with a ████ paw print cuz it's carita cougars so I'm the one wearing a ████ uniform like ████ navy blue like uh khaki pants every day at school cuz my my parents would like try to have a tight leash you know this guy can't ████ around and so I trying everyone else gets to wear Bugle Boy but you don't yeah everyone has like regular clothes Old Navy you do that as a middle school weirdo that Anchor Blue yeah so that was that was tough jeans and ████ I finally made friends with this kid named Donovan and we were we're pretty tight and we cuz I met him in the morning we play basketball like and then like it'd be like you know when the parents they drop off the kids extra
17:40 early and so there's like that hour where those early kids I became pretty tight with them and then out of nowhere Donovan doesn't go to school anymore damn I don't know what happened so I like asked like The Home Room teacher like what happened to Donovan that she's like I don't know he just doesn't go here anymore and I'm like ████ I got to start all over so that was rough and then uh finally did I make any friends I don't know I feel like I just ended up Surviving just like trying to be a person that's like I'm like I can't wait to get into back into high school or like everyone gets mixed up again yeah and it's I I just try to survive these two years and then I remember getting to high school and I'm oh co there's some of those friends that I had in sixth grade and so that was a little bit easier but then since I was a late bloomer I don't even think I was 5T tall uh in my freshman year yet and then I
18:31 remember seeing like seniors for the first time like God damn these guys are ████ grownups I'm still a little Bor I'm like how am I going to school with the guy with a full beard what the ████ that was pretty crazy like you would see like you know like uh those High School movies you'll see like the ████ like six foot jock with the Letterman jacket and he hugs like a cheerer what's up babe yeah and I'm like oh my God what's going [Laughter] on a little kiss yeah I was like that's ████ this is crazy oh man I remember feeling that like that too when I went to high school the first time cuz I was a small guy too and everybody was like dude all these Armenian dudes that big going to Junior High to see in a senior is ████ crazy these guys are huge and then especially if you're in a class like driver's ed where it's super mixed
19:23 oh no you could be like a freshman or you could be a sophomore and you could be a senior cuz depending on when they're going to drive mhm you're like like your your Feet's dangling and the other dude's like way bigger than the desk and they like are we in the are we supposed to be in the same class Asians are late bloomers though or they just never Bloom at all yeah never or maybe after high school cuz at Gardina high when I was going there um our team was mainly like Polynesian and black and they bloom hella early bro they're like 6 feet 200 lb they bloom out the womb I know big kids dude I had a freshman buddy that was on the varsity team because of his size Samoan boy yeah and I'm like he's already playing these positions man it's like ████ yeah someone freshman yeah 14 years old some some some boy I think
20:14 high school when you have to shower for the first time in front of everybody that really like oh ████ like listen people got you had to do that too yeah like dude well learn to put you put on Theodor you lift up no no arpit here this guy puts up like a Don King in a headlock right like sh bro I remember there was a time where I was counting the ████ hairs on my armpits bro I didn't grow hairs on my armpits until I was like a junior what I barely got hair on my knees like last but did you even have Bo then nah bro you didn't have no bo H so that's why I would be like I don't smell anything but I would still do deodorant cuz everybody else was doing it but I was like for Hygiene purposes I think the school like kind of part the packet I just smell like chlorine all the time yeah were you try were you counting your facial hair too oh yeah I was looking at my mustache yeah what tool with Mexicans and dude Mexican people grow hair like like junior high or elementary school so you're there like they're shaving you're
21:04 like nothing yet like is something wrong with me you start doubting yourself cuz like one of the few AG be like dude I'm not growing the head something wrong with me maybe I'm not eating the right thing or drinking the right thing like I'm not growing like everyone else is we had this kid at fifth grade he was Armenian had like a full beard already so we called him Zen gef dude I I remember I was a freshman and I was in a I was I forgot why I was in this class but I was in a class with a bunch of upper classmen and there was one girl in my group and she was kind of like the the hot shot like Junior and ████ and she she was like oh you swim huh I was like yeah and then she was like she was she was like hey do you have to shave I hear like people have to shave for the swim team and I was like oh I don't have any hair down so proud and I thought in my head in retrospect in retrospect I thought she was I thought she was talking about my legs right but she I think she was
21:54 ████ talking about like she was you know I she could have been hitting on you too and I was like oh I have no hair down really funny dude I was like Safe Harbor girl Safe Harbor I was like nope I don't need to ████ coess dude I wish we could get an angle of her face after you said that and she's just like I had to do a bunch of group projects with her and like she like we would hang out and there were all these moments where like she would say some things to me and I'd be like yeah whatever like I would just have no idea dude she probably liked you maybe there there's this chick that I remember I was in the office with and like I think when you're that young both people are just throwing out feelers to see what happens and I remember this one chick like we're just sitting there and she was like oh I shaved down there and it's like um it's it's just growing back or whatever and I'm like must be real
22:46 itchy and I feel like there's chicks that are just trying to like Aly you and then you just like watch and they're just like stupid stupid stupid I'm like yeah must be real itchy I bet after my fourth drink I don't know what's going to happen maybe you should be drinking
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