0:00 David so was telling me about a time that you guys went to a movie premiere or something and then there were like Chinese opening credits and then you yelled out I can't read this that's prison Joe [Music] all right um Joe this one's for you it's your boy Larry Nasser hey Joe's boy huh he's my favorite OB GYN ever Nazir oh Dad guy hahaha I was like why me I mean Mr homie dude that's where I love you there's your boy he got stabbed in prison after a comment he allegedly made while watching Wimbledon what was the comment do they say that he said something curvy yeah to the and in his
0:50 they're like what'd you say that's crazy that even inmates are like ████ this guy it was a ████ pedophile well pedals are the lowest of the low in jail but isn't he with other pedophiles in his cell or like in his block that's a good question I mean maybe this guy's like a different tier of pedophile maybe there's like a whole ranking system within the pedophile to them they're like he's taking it too far yeah yeah other pedals are like so context just in case anybody's been living under a rock this is the former USA Gymnastics Team Doctor Who people including like Simone biles and stuff like that said that they you know he like did very very inappropriate things like decades work he has like infinite counts molested it like hundreds of girls yeah yeah and uh apparently the comment that he made while watching and this is alleged while watching the women's Wimbledon tennis tournament with other inmates was uh quote I wish there were
1:42 girls playing wait so there's dudes playing he's like I wish they were winning I think they were women I think he was ew dude oh God that's so much worse than what I was thinking yeah I thought it was dudes playing he's like I wish it was girls but then he wanted just younger oh I guess so that allegedly but that comment according to the source there led a fellow inmate to go to Nasser cell later in that day and then stab him at least six times with a manufactured weapon wow but I wonder if this has anything to do with the whole Epstein ████ because they're homies you know Epstein when he was in jail he specifically seeked out this dude's lawyer because he needed someone to vent and talk to is that what makes it or like they were actually connected well because he knew that this guy's lawyer was getting him out of some pedophile ████ so he's like yeah he's a
2:34 pedal specialist dude who's the best people we gotta find out who the who's the Sean King of pedos who's the Michael Jordan of pedal lawyers and kill that ████ let's find the Shapiro bro because I'm sure we can find out the guy's name of of who Larry Nazareth is and what makes you want to defend a pedophile and didn't and didn't Larry nasser's lawyer technically fail yeah why would you want him well he just was like Larry I can't help you Larry I can't Jerry epson's Jerry Jerry or Jeffrey yeah Jerry Jerry Jerry what do we just call him Jerry man if it was another hit job because it was like he knows too much he might squeal this little ████ ass it's been a minute though right like
3:24 this was news like what live that's honestly what he said is not as bad as I thought it would be maybe it was the way he said remember this is a legend quotations maybe he was there and he's like you know what I mean I mean you don't know how he said it just nudging everyone in the room yeah yeah that's the thing though is that what bothers me is like you're Larry Nazar Nazir Nazar oh don't make it ethnic no is it is it Nazir I'm just reading it as an American phonetically Nazar so this dude is watching girls women play tennis and he just he can't shut the ████ up about this like he can't keep it to him yeah you know he's obviously in prison but to just say that to somebody else that you like may not know or just can you imagine this fool what if it's not even about the comment what if he was just being annoying they're like we're trying to watch the tennis game yeah and then he's all like he keeps talking and ████
4:15 they're like I'm gonna kill you after this yeah maybe that watching movies in prison is kind of dangerous you can't even talk or say anything I watch out behind you ladies I'm sorry I ruined the movie that's scary Remember When Johnny was here and he's talking about how they were watching earbud though yeah really inspiring movies about like animals and stuff that's nice yeah ruining the ruining the movie in prison probably is a big deal yeah well they were watching the women's tennis game and then there was probably somebody that was in love with one of the girls and and he made a comment I wish they were little girls and he's like ████ ████ woman absolutely because he survived huh yeah what the dude this guy is a cockroach it's David so is tell me about a time that you guys went to a movie premiere
5:06 or something and then they were like Chinese opening credits and then you yelled out I can't read this ████ that's wow [Laughter] remember that no that's the best part he's like I have no recollection I just used to talk whatever was on my mind wow I saw that part of the podcast I texted David right away I was like you know what's funnier David Goes what I was like you got you didn't know Joe back then so you thought Joe says I can't read this ████ because it's Chinese I'm like I know Joe and the reason why he said that is he forgot his glasses but he's blaming we're being out of focus
5:56 that's probably more true that's way better yeah I forgot his glasses and he's blaming the screen that he can't read it I can't read this ████ so much better dude that makes way more sense because I'm you know because I'm like why would I say that of course I can't read Chinese that'll be the stupidest thing to say but that makes way more skills like I don't remember that oh I remember that we first try to hanging with David together yeah because David said he didn't really know you yet he was like what the ████ and the funny thing is is that a film festival so everyone's kind of like those Film Festival it was a brain a
6:46 turtleneck like oh my God right I grew up going to a certain kind of theater where the culture was different we all ████ talked that was the thing cardina AMC yeah we everybody just taught it's interactive bro it's a it's a thing and then later I was like oh this is this is not how it's if you go to any ████ movie theater like like everyone's talking dude I went to you talked to the screen it's a thing I went with my family to watch Passion of the Christ biggest mistake ever Oh Long Beach yeah Long Beach Center we went and like people were yelling Passion of the Christ when when when Judas betrayed Jesus which we all know was gonna happen yeah people were like on to my God
7:40 [Laughter] which is the right response oh you think Mel Gibson sitting in the back of theater like that's what we wanted to tell you that's what we wanted focus groups and Long Beach we're killing it they responded all the right ways dude I didn't know how to ████ act I remember back in the day like when we watched just any show or movies like we would we're all talking to the TV like you guys didn't do that ████ growing up nah I fell asleep huh I fell asleep all the time was it dark you just go out the only person that did that was my mom but she was always asking questions it would piss me the ████ off that is the ████ worst dude that's worse though why why do you do that why are you wait I'm like just they're gonna tell you why watch the ████ mysterious for a reason I hate driving a car
8:33 you know what's funny though in those scenarios I've never seen my my father so patient and just answer every question wow he danced probably just so used to it this I was like this man is a good guy yeah because I'm looking at my mom like shut the ████ up and watch the ████ movie if you just watch the answers right there yeah just wait but maybe she can't deduce it is that a mom thing all moms do it my mom does that ████ yeah it's crazy moms are ████ annoying especially when they call you back to back while you're doing something doesn't that kill your boner yeah you're just like why do you even pick up what your Social Security card's in the mail okay thank you Mom I'm jacking off now you gotta play with
9:23 it to go back up and like God oh I just wanted to let you coming over for dinner back to back that's tough bro I think it's safe to say Larry Nasser is probably being annoying yeah he looks annoying I saw his picture he does look annoying he looks like a pedal what if everyone was jacking it to the Wimbledon games and then when he said I wish it was girls and everyone's boners just went away and he went oh we need to kill this ████ right now oh they're all just gay okay that's what you said right with the bone around went down after watching the tennis no no they're all Jack little adult women because of what he said not because it's hey your social security card game my bad my bad so let's go around the room you guys think Larry's a good guy Ryan go first if I was I think I think that would be
10:14 like the last moment of being like a good guy in jail it's like you could have murdered like 300 people but where you draw the line is pedal and then so people like everyone has their own morality right because they not be like yeah ████ deal drugs or whatever but so then that would be like if you're if you're in like prison for life and it's just like that's just not Justice man you ████ over 300 girls are like whatever I think you need to die is that that's bottom of the Barrel in prison right those are like the lowest guys and he looks like a little rat dude he looks like a little weasel doesn't he what what is the hierarchy of prison I heard it was cop killers at the top that's the dopest yeah yeah yeah that's like the top tier yeah that's the top I would imagine that so that's the valedictorian cops who are cop killers at the very topic is cop killers
11:04 4.0 yeah who who has the the gold band over there the valedictorian's the cop killer yeah yeah what what's under the gang leaders the mafia leaders like of the of the different races yeah but I bet some of those guys kill cops too so then they become they get double they get done they have this they have their guys kill cops for them you know what I mean they order the hit they get to decorate their ████ cap and ████ I don't know and the bottom of barrel is probably Larry child crime yeah my boy Larry dude child crimes I hate that well yeah hopefully the next couple weeks maybe he'll like suffer a bad injury or like an infection he'll die or something that feels like a green light thing too like I bet you like when the stabbing happened it was one of those like the guards oh hell yeah it did say that several
11:54 inmates ran into nasser's cell to take the suspect off of the former doctor to hide them probably yeah maybe maybe maybe maybe but uh you know what they do sometimes is they infect the knives that they make in jail so then you get an infection and die bacteria blade after you do the stabs you gotta really make somebody that's like some Vietcong ████ I mean they used to do that in the the old school like Roman days or Warrior days like they would just ████ on their ████ sword walking around with ████ sword everyone's sources smell like ████ oh god oh dude can you imagine your homie like you can hold my sword like God damn I smell
12:44 so bad you ████ in the sh you ████ in the sheath so every time it goes it recharges that's smart prison tips falling right like a fountain pen you dip it in your ass I thought you dip it one two here we go one two can you imagine how stank War used to be dude no deodorant why they fight oh hell yeah they don't even change dude I found out have been a scholar maybe yeah just read poems in a ████ toga I'd rather be the Catapult guy that's behind the wall all right being an arrow dude catapult guys probably the best job this guy cut the rope it just launch it and then just go home easy [Music] foreign
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