0:00 thank you [Music] so we're going to talk about the state of Marvel phase four I'm just kidding yeah a little bit Yeah well it's like where would you want to go for it it's kind of phase two is it the Eternal phase four I don't know man when are you gonna do your patreon video where you walk everyone through the timeline of Marvel yeah you should do that now actually yeah right now so right now right now right now all right cool yeah so what was the first movie The very very first movie that set the whole thing off 2008 was Toby Maguire Spider-Man phase one or what the phase one in the MCU yeah yes it's phase one see phase one and the MCU everyone knows Iron Man
0:51 right all right well cool what's the next movie you ████ after Iron Man one yeah Iron Man 2. I don't know if that's true or not it could be it could be wrap it up already dude come on give me harder questions are you kidding me all right all right cool boy um yeah what happened ████ Shang Chi dude and to be fair actually it's easier to say Iron Man 2 versus ████ The Incredible Hulk with Edward Norton that nobody actually it was counting it in the cinema can you give us the can you give us the actual that's such phase two ████ dude all right man go ahead go ahead thank you uh Iron Man 2 then Thor then Captain America the First Avenger then Avengers right and then Iron Man uh three after that which was a garbage s█████ what happens after that so I like that they painted because you know that
1:42 you end up having Civil War so they painted the first leader a couple movies down the second leader and then now what happens so then after that Thor the Dark World which is a piece of ████ movie yep everyone agrees everyone agrees ████ either then Captain America Winter Soldier everyone liked that movie I saw that one I like that one that was good that was good that was a good one then Agents of Shield which is the TV show nobody curious don't get the ████ that's a part of it yeah then Guardians and then Age of Ultron which is a piece of ████ garbage tier Movie Trash movie everyone agrees trash but still fun which is the one that Idris Elba dies but it was way later that's what I'm talking about so let's keep going so that's that's literally like Infinity war end game ████ so that's probably before then that's not you're in phase one dude that's what I'm talking about too all right look my point is because unfortunately we still have to catch Bart up but the most of the audience is caught up I already know about so we're
2:33 not gonna read Bart I already know about the whole edges Alba what do you guys think of the state of the Marvel Universe right now so we've been in phase four for like a year and a half that's a start uh start in January 2021 with one division on uh what's the latest one is it Doctor Strange too because I just saw that one it is actually technically four that came out yesterday or two days ago what'd you think of uh Doctor Strange Joe I hadn't even seen one but I saw two and I was like what's happening because I don't know who this girl is I tried watching Doctor Strange I don't even know who the ████ he was first one the first one the first one that's when they introduced it to you who is this guy well tell you if you just shut the ████ up we're getting there now follow a movie if it's literally like this
3:25 ████ another world good surgeon beforehand I'm like what where the ████ are we I was like what is he imitating such an oversimplification I'm embarrassed everywhere this guy's trying to explain the plot of infinity I tried to watch Godfather I was like bang bang what's up buddy that's it that's the whole movie why were there so many Italians hey get the cannolis that's the whole movie I just don't think you like fantasy I love not hey fantasy I remember I remember early JK days like we're just talking about movies that we like and then we had like a ████ one hour discussion as to why like fantasy sucks and I'm just like why why does it
4:16 suck it's so good it's like the basis of story time it wasn't about why fantasy sucks I was trying to understand why people like fantasy oh and Casey was talking about how fantasy sucks he hates it yeah yeah Casey fantasy has never had Italian food that was good unless he was in Italy I feel like the whole reason for fantasy is is fun because it's the movies that's the only place you can create it you know what I mean it's like creating that world from nothing but just for context for everybody at the start of Marvel phase four this is what it is let me say really quickly okay from January we have one division then we go to Falcon and Winter Soldier then we go Loki then we go Black Widow the movie yeah a lot of down thumbs up I thought it was dope I liked it the one with the with the fat dad right you couldn't fit in this Cinema let me just
5:07 ask you this and maybe this is a stupid question but for me it's like cool but what are you guys setting up with this ████ like for me it's like because because we're a year and a half out of this ████ I don't know where the ████ this s███'s going who the big overarching villain is I knew early on that Thanos was involved right now I'm like yo what the ████ is going on it's like they're ████ products out just to crank some dollars and just to generate new characters new action figures new comic booksake I think it's too much Marvel content right now because there's too many shows that's like I don't watch a handful of them if I think they're just too much I didn't even get through the list and we're already talking about can you tell me which one's phase one phase two phase three phase four oh dude where were you the past 15 minutes not reading a ████ list to you let's face because you know straight to phase four and to grow up what's phase three come on dude just give it to him just know that Marvel phase two
5:57 this is the beginning and end so we don't read beginning to end yeah no so it's like the beginning movie of phase two or the end okay okay beginning movie of phase two is uh Captain America Civil War yeah oh okay end of phase two is Avengers Infinity War I see so they they broke up no they called it at the time uh it's end game end of phase two is technically end game right because look they have Infinity War yeah right here I do feel like Marvel overwhelmed like already five years ago yeah yeah like I just am not looking forward to the next one anymore like I used to be looking forward to the next one like you had me a little um Infinity war was ████ dope that's that was Peak to me that was Peak even end game a lot of ways was kind of like I didn't get a game as much but I was at least like looking forward to what's gonna happen the last things that I said
6:48 were actually technically phase three because what we were looking at in a poster uh earlier was phase one and two so it was fake news so we're looking at fake news we're literally studying videos end of end game is obviously end of phase three phase two started at another time let's just say that that's what happens what happens when he hopes to show drunk as fast they say Iron Man three to Ant-Man Iron Man three to have you guys tried to go I'm going to watch it from very beginning to end my roommate did that really how long did it take like three days dude they used to have during the pandemic I did it they had those midnight showings right where it's like hey watch all the Marvel ones before the new Adventure movie now bro it's a week-long and it's been four grand yeah you're like in a movie theater for ████ two and a half weeks okay okay One Last Time One Last Time One Last
7:39 Time phase one starts with Iron Man and goes to the first Avengers oh phase two starts with Iron Man 3 and goes to Ant-Man which has Avengers Age of Ultron a random fan between uh phase three starts the Civil War and goes to Spider-Man far from home okay and now phase four started with black widow and then it's not done yet I like black widow black widow was cool that was a pleasant surprise what did you get out of it it was just like an appreciation for the character like what I think um because I don't know what it's Ali yooping for I like the combined world of like a dysfunctional family trying to come together it's like very heartfelt you know kind of like oh so you just like did a standalone I like it as a standalone the movie structure and kind of like uh even like Guardians of the Galaxy right like when you just look at it for what it is it's like each character almost kind of feels like the um like a distilled version of like certain mental health aspects now they
8:30 have to come together as a dysfunctional group kind of like uh what's that guys in drafts like he's supposed to be the Asperger's guy or whatever right and then so is that what he's supposed to be yeah I think each one is supposed to like represent this is the add guys the OCD guys it's the whatever Guy this is the squirrel guy yeah yeah so the raccoon what's his character so I like the uh the the Black Widow where it's kind of like oh family we haven't met each other there's a bunch of ████ uh stuff we need to talk about before we get over it so I like that combined World aspect of it cool and honestly that's awesome but the context of this for me at least like the way we were setting this up was like the the current state of the Marvel Universe like the phase wise like um you know Shang Chi happen right yeah what phase is that so but they that was like a year plus ago and so like all the stuff they've been setting up I just don't know where the
9:21 ████ it's going and I'm not the new language or anything but yeah exactly right but exactly it's just so disjointed where does Deadpool fall into all this because I love that it's kind of floating around in the back floating until they are able to merge it because the only problem is the licensing the licensing he just got boxed so so Fox got bought and he was part of the fox licensing yeah because they had that but he's what like phase two three-ish no he's not even in the faces at all yeah he's not so when we talk about the phases we're specifically talking about what they call the Marvel Cinematic Universe the MCU which is when Marvel Studios as like a production house started which is why you have things like tobymacare Spider-Man with with Sony but that's not part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe until they partnered which is why they called uh homecoming because it was Spider-Man not just Homecoming in like literally High School home game it was the Spider-Man franchise
10:12 coming back to the yeah when his license was sold partnered it's still Sony still Sony's yeah so so then the whole Tom Holland art all that is a Sony partnership with Marvel Studios but Sony basically realized that they screwed the pooch so ████ hard hey Marvel please give me to do some ████ they also have them by the balls in a lot of ways because they're like oh we cannot sell we know you ████ need it so you know come on well let's I will say this though Andrew Garfield brought the ████ noise like in the most recent Spider-Man movie I think he was the most enjoyable person oh the whole uh the no way homeboy yeah yeah I think him is an actor though he's a crazy ████ fan so that's so that's like him just like he loved it so much and he just got paired he got a he got paired with good writers and like a good director so he was able to actually shine which is really cool he also made
11:03 significantly the least out of all Spider-Mans like by far for his two Spider-Mans I think he made less than a million dollars that was more evil Spider-Man I didn't really like those ones but I did think he redeemed himself in the way home which Marvel character do you guys relate with the most blade what the ████ wait is the tickets blade is the sickest blade is sick what a choice I like blade what about blade do you feel like you uh you are The Thing from Fantastic Four yeah your ████ Groot dog actually you're dragged oh yeah he's dragged yeah you're dry you're dressed because you can speak for a while and then people like oh no what the ████ oh you're sitting there eating like you're like I like blade because black people and hapito make me happy black people who's Ryan hasagawa in the Marvel Universe in the Marvel Universe he's ████
11:53 Nightcrawler dude Jake Gyllenhall won Jake Gyllenhall Nightcrawler Roland X-Men he's cable Cable cable I can live with cable do you guys know about cable yeah he's the son of ████ Cyclops and ████ oh the toys got the laser eye yeah from the future that's why he's a time traveler because he's got a big old gun ████ land what about JoJo sakawa who's Joe I forget that pool dude ████ Omega Red [Laughter] Joe's probably low-key Joe's Wolverine is that Loki dude he's low keeper I'm Silver Samurai dude yeah I'm Silver Samurai I'm pepper pots because also Joe seems pretty bi as well you are low-key wait what's what's the location Tom Hiddleston he's the brother of uh Thor he stores the Bible oh that
12:43 ████ ear guy in the ████ lawyer below yeah there you go yeah you're getting smashed by ████ he's so gay though I actually think Loki's one of the Loki's characters I don't think or act like that fool yeah you do are you kidding you don't even watch the ████ you conniving dictator Joe's like hey what Star Wars movie did I watch it was the one with the girl and the guy and the guy was black and the girl was like pretty new to being in the Star Wars movie and I was like yeah you watched number seven he's like yeah that's the one I watched I watched number seven the girl was pretty new if or he's a uh uh Jeff Goldblum and Thor Ragnarok oh yeah who's also bi he's very bi yeah right or something he's extremely buying that movie you guys picking the gays characters for me oh the fires who do you want to be who do you want to be I like Deadpool man
13:33 that's my ████ guy nobody sees you as Deadpool yeah I relate with him the most which part the brain that's like how I take a uh what Star Wars character are you the most like test and like I got Chewie and I was like that sucks and then I went back and changed some of my answers and it's like you got Han Solo and I was like I got Han Solo everybody thinks I'm Han Solo foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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