0:00 if there was some sort of certification for getting a jet ski that involved like making sure that your wife was prepping her vaginal area you know I think that would have saved a life and that's all I'm saying that's all that's my argument [Music] but so a husband is being investigated after a woman dies having her quote insides ripped out oh my goodness when falling off of a jet ski oh my God insides ripped out jet skis be people up like the propeller fing gutted her so check this out her name is Elena spab nailed it from Samara Russia nailed it she was enjoying a day out on the river with her husband Ole right know that he's 52 when the day suddenly took a turn for the worst he's driving a highspeed jet ski with a lan of riding on the back and she fell into the water
0:50 he's going like apparently he's going 110 mph ████ yeah wait you 110 on a j high power oh no no no never mind he's going 10 miles hour sorry so he's going 10 miles hour right I was like what the ████ I didn't think that was even possible I was like is that kilometers is he going downhill so uh he was accelerating water ftle water fle water I can't believe you guys even talk that for one second so he he's accelerating right his wife falls off and then the power of the jet propulsion afterward caused horrific wounds power of the jet propulsion but it's 10 mph so she falls in the water and her husband hits the gas oh my goodness at the same time and it shot in and then she she has Stained a what they call a hydraulic injury after he created a water hammer that hit her between the legs oh he shot her in a py with a jet
1:41 propulsion yes he gunned it say that again but with a WAP Cadence he hit her in the with a jet propulsion oh ████ what a bars are you a director holy ████ ████ was that you really good enough I heard from coming over here somewhere as per the health and safety executive of the region this happens when the outer lay of the skin is broken by a jet of fluid Under Pressure which happened between her legs this is like it's like those pistol shrimps that like makes that bul oh yeah but it's like the life the bigger version the pistol shmp 100 mph force is able to crack the skull of a cell on a clam fish now say that with a rra cade in that was legit ████ I'm not Joe see Joe has the recall memory
2:31 Anthony can't do it stupid dancer brains can't do it they just danc brain with his body though he's trying dude he's trying he could do it with the body but not the brain yeah not not the brain bra shout to Anthony baby uh so so now they're investigating her husband as potentially like death by negligence oh she died you can get charged by that so not only does he have to ████ mourn her loss but then he's also GNA be committed damn that's ████ up that sounds like an honest mistake though she suffered what they call a genital rupture which wouldn't have been as big a deal if her husband had a bigger dick oh yeah cuz she would have been stretched out first stretched out but he had a little ass microp penis she would have been ready for the situation but she wasn't at all prepared but if she was ████ a gorilla dick then she
3:21 would have been like easy then then the hydro pressure wouldn't have then the hydro pressure according to the scientific Observer the hydr pressure wouldn't had big of an impact on her in membrane and that's what happened if she was masturbating with a fire hydrant easy exactly easy if she had just been using like one of those big elans like just between her legs then she probably would have survived the incident according to the coroner I know that's what the autopsy report said according to the cor oh my God I can't believe that that that's a fatal ████ it is yeah yeah and the corner recommends by the way if you're out there just prepare prep yourself the corner recommends if you're going to be on a jet ski he says prepare yourself get the Black Mamba right A lot of these different things you get on Amazon right now $3 $45 not dark KN the dark KN Dark Knight but you have to work
4:12 your way up black m it's like gauges of a earring though you can't just go straight to ████ 14in with a ████ 3in circumference it's got to you got to you got to get your bachel before you get your master right right right who would have thought at the end of that it's just a SEO thece but yeah that's what the corner says he says it's heartbreaking that she just didn't stretch herself out enough to be ready for this situation I I feel like I need he's never seen a more heartbreaking situation I feel like I need more context in a sense of like was he like trying to like get rid of her anyway it's like it could happen so fast do you think well the husband said she was a pretty big ████ when she was while she was alive that doesn't like was she like the air to some ████ throne in some some country and she had like millions of
5:02 dollars to her name but because they got you know what I mean yeah I know what you're saying but I feel like negligence is more like you guys went jet skiing and then your wife is on the jet ski and you're drinking and then you didn't even look back once in 30 minutes and you look back you're like oh ████ she's not even there what the ████ did she go yeah that's negligence no that's an accident Joe but then what about this then ████ ████ skedaddling while she's ████ riding it in the back another rap line jeez we don't have to go there but I'm just saying another be cool sounds good cuz I'm just imagining her all right she's like like that right and then he goes and then she falls and then as she falls back down and splashes he goes let it rip and then so her legs are spread and it ████ shoots her out into the air to be honest it is hard to to notice somebody falling off the jet ski when you're going yeah it's hard yeah yeah the way that this paints it it's like she falls off and he
5:54 looks at her and he goes yeah W leg and then she goes C side yeah W legs are spread that don't work like that it work like that maybe for this to be a negligence charge it really is a little bit more of a like you got to really ████ up to make this happen yeah like it's impossible to normally do this type of thing you think cuz people be falling J Skies every day or is it mainly because of the fact that it went through her genital area well that's what I mean maybe like maybe it didn't happen as fast as we're imagining it like if this happened to her ankle and she like had to amputate from like her KNE if only we saved your life but it's almost like this guy's getting punished for being dumb it's like your honor is it a crime to being stupid being punished for being extra extra if I can't drink a ████ AP pack and drive on a a CD is this America and like this
6:44 is Russia he's like okay my bad Maybe This falls into like a like an indirect tier of cruel and unusual punishment because death by whatever like a car accident or whatever that's one thing but like death by like ruptured vagina you know what I mean it just goes into a whole different category with the entire it was like oh maybe it's so gruesome huh that it's just hitting too hard but that usually means that they were gross incompetence right or like there was there was like a lot of dumbassery going on that it was like you were you're it's it's cuz you're lazy people W out on Jess though yeah that's what it's meant to be like you are meant to just kind of mess around you go nuts you hit manties all kinds of ████ you don't care it's about you out there it's about you you use a ████ starfish for a ramp that's that's it star fish for a ramp right got some air huh you know if you can catch a
7:36 little bit of Glide off of that thing that's what you're going to do that's what you're going to do you'll be like I'm Coming For You Patrick you think they're going to court with this though and they're like exhibit day and they bring out like these ████ photos on Old School projector and the jury has to endure like seeing Oh God that sucks you know what I'm saying I do think that because I think like verbage enough is already like whoa what happened and then when it's not even left to your imagination cuz you're getting ████ visual reference well also it depends on how this dude is reacting in court imagine when they the jury's like oh and then he's just like what she's like so every single time they say vagina or maybe it was his testimony that made it like you ████ stupid if you open if you maybe yeah maybe he had a bad deposition when they were like what went on he's like I don't know bados fell off I gunned it it does sound stupid soon as
8:27 she fell off that son ████ I said holy ████ I can get enough 5 10 ████ miles hour let's ████ go we just got a little faster I didn't realize cuz I as soon as she got on that thing I said honey you you should stay back at the beach and she said no I want to go out H I want to go out I said oh my ████ God here we go every time I've been on a jet ski or rented one at a place I've never had them say a warning that this could even happen at all they're not like hey if the person in the back falls off just stop they don't say that well not a lot of people do the reading but don't they tell you the directions the Lev of that or that yeah they do but they've never they've never said like oh there's a risk of ████ turning a person's vagina inside out yeah bro what the ████ or that it would be fatal in that way a hydraulic injury I had fun flipping one too you ever flip one did you flip one you hit the wave and and it goes like that and then and it f it goes
9:18 upside down and then you're supposed to get on and grab one side and then pull like this while you go underwater ████ but I was too small I did that on N64 wave racing baby does it feel like it has some crazy pickup when you when you hell yeah R absolutely so it's scary I I'm still going to make the Assumption in my own head based on the Corner's information that's very accurate that a lot of this probably just comes down to precedence you know what I mean like the fact that there is none for like vaginal destruction that it's so like yeah it's so crazy that they need the the punishment to just exist in such a way that's like matching it but he lost his wife isn't that punishment enough unless he wanted her gone that's what the corer said well look as a as a as a you know I again I'm
10:10 a certified scuba diver you you learn things about how to deal with situations right how to deal with emergency emergency situations right like if if there was some sort of certification for getting a jet ski that involved like making sure that your wife was prepping her vaginal area you know I think that would have saved life and that's all I'm saying that's all that's argument females need to get gaping just get ready out there practice ready out there before they go R my wife will never go on to Jet what would happen to a woman that was properly gaped yeah in the same well think about like this she's as soon as she hits the water she's already folded up so now now add 10,000 PBS of pressure they need to practice being a water balloon and now you may me understand what I'm talking about actually ████
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