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We Got an Update from Subin!

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0:00 Do you think he gets out of the shooting range and then there's there's there's all these things on the wall and then they're like, "Oh, no, no, no. You can't film that. You got to buy it." >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. >> It's a watermark. >> You can't take a picture of that. You got to take you got to buy [laughter] it. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, where we totally found out that Subin had a break in between boot camp. Let's talk about it. Subin updates. You know what's crazy? So, Suben helped me with uh this Kia brand deal I did and then uh Subin actually did a really good job that they asked, "Hey, do you guys have uh extra footage cuz you want to use it for other promos." >> Cool. >> I'm a ████ I'm like Subin's in boot camp. So, I told the guy, I'm like, "There's no way I can get access to it." And I'm like, "Oh, maybe I could go through his wife." So, I messaged uh

0:51 Sasha and then she was like, "Oh, Subin's actually coming back tomorrow." And I'm like, "What the ████ In the middle of boot camp?" He goes, "Yeah, he has like however many days off or whatever." >> Like, "Yeah, he rang the bell. He quit." [laughter] >> I'm like, "That ████ blew my mind." And then, so I was like, "Well, chances are he might be able to see this text." So, I just text him directly. And then he did text me back. Oh, yeah. I'm here. And then he was able to like send over some footage, but it was just I was like, "Dude, that's crazy." But, uh, >> did they give you a little >> Oh, yeah. They they split it with Subin, which is cool. Um, but it it's cool to see that like Subin has evolved, though. I think he's a new person. I can't wait to actually I mean you hung out with him, right? >> No, I I didn't see him. >> You liar. >> No, I just talked to him. I didn't see him actually. >> Oh, you talked to him on the phone? >> Yeah, he was he's been in in Florida. >> Is it Is it different um talking to him? >> Yeah, I think he >> How's he a new man? >> Well, like he hates fitness and like you

1:43 know, exercise his dick in his mouth. Sorry, it was it was just right on the All right. >> Yeah, but he didn't he he he hates fitness and uh he was since he's been back, he's been running like two miles a day every day, working out, doing push-ups, all that stuff. And I'm like, "Oh ████ this guy's a different dude." >> Cuz he loves it or cuz he loves not hating like hurting so much when he goes back >> or not getting wrecked by his drill guy >> regardless of what it is. It's crazy to see new habits form and that's cool behaviorally different about him. >> I haven't talked or hung out with him. Just seeing his stories, it's pretty cool. >> I did see his clip where because he's lost weight and he starts like doing break moves again and stuff like that, he's breaking. He's like, "Oh man, this feels good." [laughter] >> Yeah. >> What was like talking to him? >> He's cool. I mean, he I don't I can't really tell 100% yet. >> Using military words now. >> Yeah, dude. They always come back like, >> "Does he call you sir?" >> No, nothing like that.

2:33 >> I got to do my GCRs and my CCQs and ████ >> Well, he definitely is just It's weird enough when he's just talking normal. >> He's not pew pew anymore. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Like that's >> that's how he's different. He talks normal. >> Noticeable. Just like, "Oh, you're you just sound like a regular dude. >> No more bing bong bong." He doesn't sound as pigeon, >> you know? But then it's most of the time when he's talking, it's he's just talking crap about like how hard it is. >> What if they knock the pigeon out of him? >> It's kind of funny that he's talking crap how hard it is while HE'S ON BREAK. [laughter] >> So sick. >> It is also crazy. He has footage of boot camp. >> Yeah. >> You know how they get like phone time? >> I'm like, dude, that's ████ crazy. >> Yeah, he he like run he gets to run off and go on his phone like for a little bit each time. >> I'm like, what the hell? That's schools have phone time now? It's like a thing, right? like some schools. You just didn't have those kind of smartphones

3:24 when you went through boot camp. So, it's like hard to compare. I don't think Marines have >> You didn't have AOL time. Did you guys see the professional pictures he had? And I was like, how did you get this done? And he goes, "Oh, they take photos and you can buy it." So, I'm like, "It's like a ████ log ride where at the end you take a picture and you can ████ BUY THAT S███." I'm like, "No way. That's ████ crazy." >> Photographer. >> Yeah. Here's my card if you want to buy some. >> Cuz he was like on on a table and it's all like [laughter] nice. I was like, it's not a phone picture. >> It's like Spartan race. >> Do you think he gets out of the shooting range and then there's there's there's all these things on the wall and then they're like, "Oh, no, no, no. You can't film that. You got to buy it." [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's a watermark. >> You can't take a picture of that. You got to take you got to buy it. [laughter] So you so you think that uh even now Bart do you think that uh boot

4:16 camp is like super easier for National Guard? >> I I honestly have no idea versus Marines. >> I don't know if Marines stuck to what they have, but I mean like Pete uh Pete Hexth keeps complaining about how easy boot camp is, right? So I don't know. I don't know if it's across the board or just certain branches. >> Well, taking breaks is not normal during like boot camp, right? It's just you just go through >> No. ████ no. >> How long is it? Four months or three? Uh, Marine Corps boot camp is 3 and 1/2 months. >> 3 and 1/2. >> Yeah. And then so for Marine Corps boot camp, it's 3 and 1/2 months and you lose complete track of time cuz there's no there's no holidays, no nothing that you celebrate. It's just all the way through. >> Do you think Do you think it's easier or harder though? Imagine like going through hell and then getting a break and then when you're at home you have to like come back to it. >> I think it's easy in the beginning and then hard at the end. It's easy when the light at the end of the tunnel is right there. Like okay, two more weeks I get

5:08 to go home. So whatever is hard now, it becomes easier. But when you go home and you get to eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and then ████ you come back and no more Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, you're ████ cuz you're so used to that. Good luck. >> Stephen said that that if if you're you don't have to do the drills if it's your birthday. >> Wait, what? [laughter] >> Like what the hell? >> I just want you to break your neck looking at me. >> I was like, what the hell? >> Bart's Bart's going to move like Batman all day. He's Michael Keaton Batman. [laughter] What are you talking about? >> [laughter] >> They give him a little cake and he gets to relax for that day. >> Yeah. If you joined if you're if you're doing Marine Corps boot camp three and a half months, if you join in November, do you get to open presents on Christmas Day? [laughter] >> Well, I heard in the Army boot camp, they also have a rainy day schedule. So on the days that it rains, they get to watch TV and chill.

5:58 >> Oh, that's pretty. And they get fruit roll-ups, [laughter] >> dude. Do you think is that break probably or potentially only because of the holiday season? Uh probably. So like if if you're going to ever sign up for boot camp, you want to do the winter one. >> Oh, cuz you know there's going to be a break. >> Yeah, but I don't know if the other branches do it. I just >> Oh, >> cuz I I talked to some of my other buddies that went through the holiday season and none of them had breaks during the holiday season. >> Cuz that's like potentially in l with also uh Trump's administration being like, "All right, you know what? Christmas Eve and like New Year's are also federal holidays or whatever, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. Trump's like, "We're going to say Christmas again." It's like everyone's been saying Christmas, but I don't know what the ████ you're talking about. >> Drill Sergeant's going like, "Yeah, I got more days off, so I'm not doing boot camp." >> My My boot camp didn't give a ████ about federal holidays. They just went through all of them. >> What season did you go through boot

6:48 camp? >> 2003. >> Season. Oh, uh, end of summer, brigading of fall. >> Oh, there's no summer break for boot camp, dude. >> No, no summer break. >> The hottest two. What season, Bart? What? No, no labor. No labor day. We didn't get Labor Day off even though it's a day of supposed to be labor free. >> About like Veterans Day or Memorial's Day. >> Oh, you know what we had? >> You know what we had? We had ████ those San Diego fires and the entire sky was purple and we still trained the entire day as if nothing happened. We were all wore the ████ you know, the dental masks and we still were >> That ████ don't do ████ >> Yeah. We're still getting smoke while seeing ashes fly through the air like it's the end of the world uh world. We still train. back then you didn't have a phone to tell you how bad the air quality is and ████ like that. Now everyone sees that all the time. I don't know what that does for anybody by the way cuz you just have to live with it. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Suben said on Fridays it's free dress.

7:39 >> Shut the ████ up dude. >> Casual Friday to go to the bathroom. [laughter] >> Do you get a big bathroom key when you're in the Marines >> cuz they keep losing you. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> And there's a hall monitor that checks your >> They have air conditioned toilets now. Where? in boot camp >> air toilets. >> Yeah, dude. No way. There's no there's not even air conditioning in the barracks. What are you talking about? >> Suman said that if you want to be in Delta, they just say, "Okay, >> they say that's chill." >> Yeah, they let you go. >> I joined Delta then. I'd be [laughter] tight. >> Boot camp's easier and they get better benefits. >> A ranking of which one's the hardest boot camp to the easiest. >> Yeah, general boot camp. Yeah, it would probably be Marine Corps, probably Army, and then probably Navy, and then Air Force, >> and then Coast Guard. >> And then I've heard co I've heard Coast Guard's pretty hard actually. I heard the Coast Guard, they started uh because

8:30 they are in the seas. >> I heard they started modeling it after the Marine Corps one. So, I don't know if the Coast Guard one is coming up. I'm not sure, >> but the Marine Corps one is the longest. >> I'd imagine like Coast Guard or Navy have to swim a ton, but I don't know. I think Coast Guard, you just hurt your eyes cuz you look at a binocular so much. >> Imagine we're like [laughter] living in a time though where Subin goes to like National Guard boot camp and let's say it's like super super chill and easy compared to like what you did in the Marine Corps. But then when he comes out because the National Guard is being like utilized in crazy weird ways nowadays. He actually does really really hardcore stuff versus like going through hardcore Marine boot camp and then just doing like inventory ████ >> Could be. You never know. Yeah, you never know what you're >> what you get tasked to do. >> It's so funny cuz he specifically chose the National Guard so he could stay home

9:20 and stay in state and then it gets activated and he goes to Iran. [laughter] >> ████ >> The National Guard goes to Iran. >> They do though. They need they need support. So at the fine print of the like there are things you sign up to do but [clears throat] the fine print of your contract and it pretty much says at the end of the day you're going to do whatever the ████ we tell you. >> Wow. So I will supply. I'm supposed to be doing inventory. I didn't start doing any inventory until like maybe my fourth year in my first four years I was technically a forward observer because at my unit it's so it's actually your unit culture is more important than what your actual job is. So my unit culture is if you're a ████ rank you're going to go do ████ ████ ████ So I was pretty like so far it was always very close to like infantry. It's just we just did infantry ████ for the first four years. I was like, "Wait, what about all the ████ schoolie I went to for logistics and inventory?" I didn't

10:10 even use it. Then my fourth year, I picked up my rank and like, "Okay, now you're going to be like assistant supply chief." And I'm like, "I already forgot everything I learned." >> So, I was like, "You got to have to retrain me now." >> What was the ████ stuff that you were doing then for the first three years? >> Like constantly going to the field and doing field. I mean, it's technically fun, but it's not fun when it's not what you signed up for. >> So, looking back, it was cool. I did a lot of cool CQB stuff. I saw a lot of top secret places in Camp Pendleton that most like you know the stuff where like you're running CQB through rooms and then there's a second floor and the second floor is the one watch the instructor's watching you. >> Explain what CQB is for Steve. He doesn't he doesn't know what that is. I know what that is. He doesn't know what that is. >> Quarter combat. It's like where you go you you go on teams. You have like >> CQC is what I heard it's called. >> Oh CQC then I don't know why they that's true. Why they call it CQB? I don't know. But it'll be like like let's say you're in a team. You're like in a team, right? You have a guy that breaches the door, a guy that throws a grenade in,

11:00 then the first guy goes in, turns a corner, the other person turns a corner. So, you're working as a team to clear a room, and you go from room, room to room to room to room. And, uh, we were able to go into pretty cool facilities where you have them where it's like the second story, you have all the instructors on top so they can see where the bad guys are are, like, you know, that kind of stuff. I got I got to see stuff like that. I got to see like jets drop ordinance or you get called for fire and you go like Top Gun stuff. Uh, I was in like this Humvey simulator where it's like a 360 room full of in a screen and then you're in a Humvey and you're shooting like bad guys almost like a Counter-Strike but a real life Humvey in the room. >> That's tight. Okay, that's the coolest part so far. >> You You would never No Supply guy ever touched stuff like that. Like all my other buddies that joined supply day one they're like doing logistics, running inventory, shipping and all that stuff. My first four years was like I just went to the field all the time

11:51 >> and video games and ████ bud. Let's go, homie. >> Video games and MREs all day. And then >> be a recruiter, dude. cuz you just got me interested. [laughter] >> So, it wasn't until like year four I started doing supply stuff and then I was in for two more years and I got out. But yeah, so it's like it's really what your unit is and then um and then it's your job. So you could be he you never know what your job is actually. I mean because it could you could be sent to do whatever. You could go to Iran or he could go help a hurricane victims or whatever. >> When you're doing Coast Guard training that they're like, "Okay, so here's a simulation. A dad is fishing with his kid in a boat. Go be a ████ dick to them. [laughter] >> Got to be a total ████ dick. >> Shoot him like vultures. >> Yeah. >> Go be a pirate and try to steal his fishing line. >> Drug dealer. >> Just be like, "You got to have Oh, you don't have this this license?" Like, "Oh, you have your ID, but you don't have this license." >> Now, nowadays the training is they now

12:42 now they back up. There's like bomb him. Bomb him. It's a drug. It's a drug cartel. >> Well, drug boat. >> Just blow them up and say that they were cartel. >> Yeah, cartel for sure. Title of the video, Bar just played video games in the military [laughter] >> and is reaping the benefits for the rest of his life. Do you get military bennies? >> No, I'm trying to go through the process, dude. >> Yeah, look at him. He deserves it. I know, dude.

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