0:00 [Music] all right how many calories do you guys think a bear eats in a day oh a bear do you know how much they win during like eating season or during life during hibernation during hyperphagia friends is that when they're getting ready for yep eating like a ████ ready for hibernation i want to say 2 000. yeah i was going to say like 20 000 calories it's 20 000 calories oh ████ let's go that is insane 20 to 20. is it 20. have you seen a bear hunt for salmon dude that food just by the water right literally just while the water's going down it's just jump yeah you could just catch it mid air yeah and then sometimes they just ████ stomp on it and the salmon's like on the rocks and just ████ takes
0:51 a bite and just throws the other piece away what a wasteful dude huh can you imagine somebody skins you alive eats the skin and you're just still alive and you're like that's my skin dude that's my body right there so this is a visualization of 20 000 calories oh my give a bear that right wait but that looks bomb but that's all processed though because if it's 20 000 and just salmon skin whatever honey or like whatever they're just actually way better joe that's not gonna get the clicks dude what's the whole salmon in calories you think like how many salmons did they have to eat thousands two thousand you could eat that in one day but they don't help i mean they don't give a ████ about the uh the actual lean meat of the of the fish the reason why fish is great for them in their hyper fashion yeah it's because of the fat the only the
1:41 skin the actual fat and some of the some of the actual like organs and stuff that's all they really go for so the protein they don't go down the protein actually is is too lean to hold on to the second you go through protein actually that goes through your body that's why i was watching that alone show and ████ like that when like somebody would catch like a moose they would have more meat than anybody in the game and they would lose more weight but if people were catching like two fish that would be enough to last you for like a month if you had to because of the fat and then when like a wolverine would come into somebody's like cash stack they wouldn't eat all the meat that would only go for like the organs or the fat uh reserves all the micro nutrients that's why a lot back in the day everyone was going for like the heart and the liver and then give me the orgasm nutrients and fat reserve in order to keep your sustaining the meat is protein but like it's if it's lean it doesn't do ████ for you that's why chinese people want only the kidneys i was gonna say latinos
2:32 though yeah they want all the guts and the cow brains and things like that it's the most nutritious stuff to be honest and now it makes sense they eat the whole animal though too yeah you know movement that's happening in the fitness community where it's just people are like eating liver and organs and testicles yeah beef broth i love the way you said that you're all testicles [Laughter] so the calories it's like 300 calories a whole salmon yeah oh wow that's it well it's over like the fillet part of it how about just the skin they don't stay for the whole thing oh wait the fillet part of it is just the meat yeah that's what i'm saying like that's that's the lean part actually so if the lean part is 300 calories and the rest of the ████ sam is probably like 1500 calories at least 278 calories for a sushi roll
3:23 salmon sushi 200 calories for a two night right there food right now dude i want those those donuts look bomb as ████ dude donuts oh fried chicken and dum oh my goodness can we order some donuts for you god and it's it's halloween colors too i haven't had you get a drumstick chili dog down there stick it through the hole of the donut and eat but wow solid i can't eat like some jimmy john's down there that milkshake dude that'll damn i ████ want some doughnuts so bad right now frappuccino a little chipper a lot of food a dozen donuts a large pizza ████ big old can you do that in one day hell yeah yeah that looks like a lot man even michael phelps would be like that's a lot of food if you start okay you got to work out like your ass off and then you start hungry as hell at like six in the morning and you pound that food it'll be easier to eat this
4:13 because it's so like mine you go to sleep and then you wake up and you pound the rest i think i need two days so let's say breakfast i could probably eat the whole dozen doughnuts and i think i gotta call it quit wow the doughnuts yeah then uh maybe lunch i could eat the whole pizza for sure and then dinner i could eat the chicken do i eat more than you guys because i would totally kill you in one day yeah donuts dude one time i went to the donut shop and the man thought like the order that i placed was just for like me and my friend and i was like no that's just me dude i'm like you just got a dozen donuts for yourself can you pronounce a dozen donuts straight up yeah if i can yeah absolutely if they're krispy kremes those are so easy i can kill that guy come on that's my absolute ████ it's nice i
5:03 really like the glazed blueberry doughnuts that are very rare i was gonna say i haven't seen a little blueberry one that's why i had to add the very very blueberry doughnuts in general very very few places raised glazed blueberry doughnuts that's famous for those anaheim next to disneyland yeah yeah yeah well i thought those are cake doughnuts blueberry cake doughnuts uh i don't know if it's old-fashioned right it's uh it's similar fashion yeah yeah you guys are making me hungry oh ████ dude why did you bring this honestly why did you bring this jelly filled doughnut guys with the cereal on it of course yeah i love donuts but when those are like ever so slightly stale just barely those actually suck balls and you need one with hot coffee hot coffee you gotta have a donut with coffee bro yeah dunkin donuts is a ████ you know what i don't like their i don't like how many calories have you taken eight in like
5:53 one day i think it's an airplane thing like our airport thing yeah no it is it's good at the airport no like have you ever counted like just a food challenge like if you could pound as much food as you wanted when i was bulking i was doing like 5 000 a day what did that look like right i was gonna say what bulky what like oh i was bulking when i was like oh got it okay i was eating three thousand calories just for lunch and then i would get pretty much mcdonald's like money yeah yeah wait so are you allowed to eat like ████ food when you're both not supposed to but i was just i was doing it for fun you had mcdonald's every day either that or two four by four so it would be like every other day i want to start bulking you gotta bulk dude i guess that's what i've been doing the muscle hasn't kicked in yet i put on a lot of fat of course but it was fun but you lost it all damn i was trying to debunk anthony would get the ████ blueberry glazed doughnut delivered here
6:43 right now but they don't have it okay how would that be i would ████ love that no you'd be debunked dude it would be over for you it'll be literally over for you because it's not rare because it could be delivered and then i get delivered to the door that's just like a mewtwo dude you'd be wrecked dude check randy's check randy's you guys get punished from your body when you eat what whatever you want yeah yeah of course yeah that's what makes me sad that's why you're turning them oh you're lucky becoming an adult sucks dick ass no because i get but you guys get older too bro you feel that i think like the worst part for me is scare me guys the word eczema yeah cause cause like i mean i can't eat unlimited ice cream my dirt up that i get that makes it flare yeah because everyone has different reasons why they get eggs but for me yet uh dairy flares it up dairy or like if i eat too many sugary things found out um or like if i just
7:34 wanted a normal american breakfast with pancakes and all this stuff and if i wanted to go and just eat junk food mcdonald's whatever i would say after a week i start feeling sick like i'm tired i can't move a week is tough i don't know if i could do like back to back exactly well one day though if i'm healthy for like a month i could pound down like all day ████ anything i want and i'm good yeah it just has to be one day though does blueberry cake doughnuts count that's what he was talking about that's what i'm saying it's a cake doughnut that's what i kind of thought too when you first mentioned it you know what i'm talking about you know what i'm talking about right come on you better get a dozen oh yeah dude he's got it all right you better get a dozen i think he's got it oh randy's you better get a dozen of them that's not the one i'm talking about oh ████ you got wrecked he wrecked you ████ man correct your ass well you know what
8:25 i'm talking about right talking about they're they're really good because i'm just going to make a note at that part [Laughter] what are the things that you used to enjoy that you can't eat that much anymore because you're becoming an old pizza dude anything any of that ████ well i can't even do pizza no man not really because dude remember we did that pizza challenge we we all ate like a medium sized pizza to ourselves yeah i will wake up in the middle of night with acid reflux and ████ yeah i don't know what acid reflex will ████ i don't know what what it is if it's like i'm more aware of my body now or whatever but like let's say i go to town and i just eat like a whole pizza some crazy high sodium ████ like i'll it'll feel like i have a fever whoa like i feel like i'm like sweating my ass off and i get ████ hot like if i eat like that's not your body telling you you need a ████ like i don't know but if i eat like instant noodles and i get like i make three packs of non-shim
9:16 i know how that makes you feel s█████ the kendrick bank once i get ████ up you want me to ████ me up dude but then when i want to feel better and that then i think the show they wrecked themselves no because you guys like i love soup soup is like my favorite so like you guys always want to order pho and i'm like yeah i want i want it but the sodium just ████ ████ yeah if i eat like two bags of those flamin hot cheetos then i feel like i have a fever you guys get affected by sodium huh i could i could ████ lick a salt i don't yeah now with like flamin hot cheetos i'll probably just eat like a handful and i gotta like chill out before i go crazy for me it's cheese dude i love like nacho cheese like cheese on pizza like the fake cheese i can't do it like cheese is good i just get tired mexican food's my favor and like cheese enchiladas and ████ let's go but then it ████ me up my caffeine tolerance is crazy as ████
10:08 now though hey did you know that these they're saying that caffeine is like it's actually like a psychoactive like drug i mean sure it feels like it feels great makes sense cold brew and a red bull next to you until white guy dude i'm drinking hella caffeine hey let's go [Music] do [Music]
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