0:00 thank you [Music] so there's a this is a really cool story about a bunch of McDonald's employees who all have something very interesting in common and I think in a world where we're trying to find more diversity inclusion this is a maybe a good example what do you guys think it is diversity include Burger King they like Burger King yeah they could say like Burger King huh you're right and you want a thousand dollars what thanks what okay let me catch you up real quick so so sorry for everybody we have to catch Joel so rehash there's a bunch of McDonald's employees who all have the same one thing in common what do you think it is Joe one thing in common all McDonald's everybody works at McDonald's the specific McDonald's right oh one
0:52 McDonald's one McDonald's franchise but they all have one thing in common they live there they don't live there not a sick ass sitcom I mean in the same neighborhood it was oh this made me sad they have the same trying to imagine it they have the same mother they do not have the same mother that's a good guess they're all stealing they're now is it about their physicality you said diversity and inclusion right well just it's just like you know a bunch of people working together but like oh they did it 23andMe they all found out that their their dad is the same sperm donor oh they all just shut the ████ just in the Fry Basket so close they're all ████ each other oh they're all ████ each other and they all have
1:42 gonorrhea because of it oh cool yeah that's pretty common though wow at the workplace if you ever go to a Trader Joe's and you look around you're just looking on they're all ████ each other yeah but they're all getting Gunners are they really or is it like one person ████ this person this person ████ this person it's like an improv shirt oh is that like ████ everybody Yeah because sometimes they have different shifts different night shifts yeah different Dynamics and then sometimes people ████ the coach and the coach is ████ one of the students oh yeah that that usually happens it happens all the time that's true because it it's hard to meet people after college and this is before dating apps so it was pretty common for me I'm like hooking up with other young people at work two workplaces like at the sushi place
2:36 were you throwing it down was it volcano yeah I I had I had sexual encounter with a co-worker at volcano did she eat your butt at volcano no I wasn't into that yet okay the same shift as you see but I didn't know she was with somebody at the time so her boyfriend called me and he was so sad and he was crying and then so I thought he was calling me to fight and then I was like did he call you and you're like volcano this is Joe and then he's like hey well at first I was like he'd be like thinking like what was the point of the call he was just saying like we were she promised me that we were supposed to like uh like talk it out so we were like really on a break and then she was in the background crying and stuff and I'm like thinking why am I involved yeah but then I felt
3:27 bad for the guy so I was just like being his like and then like yeah I'm like yeah I'm sure she likes you and then I think he was like do you like her like he wanted Assurance from me Jesus and then I'm like I like having sex with her though yeah on upper guts that's sick I'm sure she likes you but she cheated on you with me yeah at that point I got I I was I was like this girl's like ████ trouble so it it may not yeah it made me but it made me just want to stay away because of how dangerous her actions were like little damage because what if this guy was violent and mean he he probably it could have turned a different way but it's I like violent and mean I'm so ████ mean
4:18 [Laughter] I do like that he asked you if you like her that's pretty weird honestly yes I thought he was calling me to like confront me and be all the I'll ████ you up this and that and then I saw him do he was like uh he was like a handsome jock and ████ and whatever oh so like but when I talked to him on the phone he was like sad and and he and and he was just being a human being about it so I was just like I don't know what to say I felt bad for him I didn't even know like I didn't even know like she was in a relationship but anyways after all that I was like oh this is were you doing YouTube at that time no I was just working there interesting and you had just found that you're like getting your buddy and it was that not true no that's not how long how many years afterwards a couple of years I took a couple years later okay it's not too far away maybe a year or two close God we're close yeah
5:09 the other one was um when I was working in shipping and then you know so I was a warehouse dude and she was in the sales office so she was in the corporate side and you were ████ on her pretty good we got we started flirting and I well she was much older than me so I didn't think that it would be how much older Dad yeah she's a grandma Yeah lady no no I didn't get the booty he didn't know she already had she had she she had a kid at an early age so she was a mom but she she looked really young but I think she was late 20s or early 30s and at this time I was like 23 24. oh okay yeah so she used all like when you're 24 someone who's 28 is old he's ████ geriatric woman I was 23 and I was ████ a 30 year old
6:02 and it feels like wow I'm like it's crazy this woman wants me yeah it's different it's pretty sweet honestly yeah and I got her through improv of course because I was funny like funny guys and I like butts yeah oh yeah baby but I do feel like before dating apps right date before dating apps and like what like how do you mean people to just hook up with or what it's got to be at the workplace yeah and then I didn't go clubbing and ████ yeah so I think like that makes sense and then if you're attracted to someone and you're always with them like 24 7 and you're single like and you have reports you're gonna ████ them at work you know what's funny notice that a lot of my buddies who uh don't use dating apps they ████ a lot at work they ████ their their co-workers a lot yeah I think that's dumb and every time
6:53 I'm like you ever go on the apps like no dude I ████ hate the apps I'll never go on the apps but they're ████ hours yeah I like ████ with my money number back in the day maybe this rumor didn't reach where you were but there was a really big uh rumor going around to not sleep with girls from Nogales high no because they had like a big herpes outbreak oh wow I didn't know that wow and then I always thought it was uh I always thought it was like one of those like oh let's talk ████ on the Rival school yeah I thought it was just like a rival rumor but then it turned out it was actually true you know what they're uh you know what their mascot was The Dons it was like a it was a mafioso guy did you know that oh really I didn't know that I remember when we went to go play them and I was like what the ████ is their mascot it was like it's like it's like a it's an outline a silhouette of a of like a gangster guy did he have like a big ass Ward on his dick yeah
7:44 yeah and it was like stop the spread of HPV okay stops with you yeah yeah like oh okay cool I I thought that this would be kind of normal where like you got a bunch of young people together at the workplace there it would be weird for them not to be hooking yeah not to be ████ at McDonald's it's like it's like the Olympic what is it for the Olympics where they stay oh I heard it to be there I heard it's total meat party yeah they have to like divvy out condoms like every day who do you think the top um Sports were busting it down are like Batman swimmers you think swimmers oh hell no dude curling think about all the cows that swimmers have to burn a day you know they're ████ uh true pizza's in between you know eating a whole Pizza
8:34 Hut pizza so keep the calories up and ████ probably the power Walkers pole vaulting pole vaulting oh yeah there's some holes and she was like hell yeah when they go in the air and then their booty just ████ Twirls and you're just like I love pole vaulting my algorithm only shows me the men's division homosexual it won't let me log in unless I admit it so I have to hit yes so did you yeah my face ID doesn't work let me go
9:24 Joe have you you ████ in this office obviously no I haven't you've never ████ into something no Bart have you ████ in this office I think so yeah where I don't remember I don't remember where that's so dirty you've never ████ in this office no you've never ████ in this office I did multiple ways you gotta take it against it he jacked off with Hannah right nope no another one another one that's good okay DJ did you did you she she asked me to FaceTime Jack because it was a it was a long distance so I complied with her request and I didn't have anything to finish on so I finished on my table did you went over there was there any part of it
10:15 [Laughter] when you're on your phone and you're doing long-distance relationship stuff this is obviously the point where you enjoy getting your buddy do you put your butt against the phone oh I can feel a little bit I can feel something are you like are you like stick your tongue out and then you ████ yourself I think you make you you make it ask him ask him Steve hey have you ████ in here or not no what yeah we have evidence are you sure you better be telling the camera we're about to lose your ████ job if you lie why are you eating a ████ house amateur tell
11:05 the truth what am I telling you if you ████ in this office before or any of the JK offices I have never never have I ever ████ in the JK you sound like you're lying and you take two smaller bites out of the egg take a bigger bite do you even have salt on that egg yeah no Nick had this question earlier have you ever been ████ in this office whoa I didn't say that whoa I have been ████ by Nick in this office you're gonna swear that dude okay but did you like it that's the real question yeah can I throw it down yeah job I'm just kidding that's not hey fans are talking about the sexual tension between us have you ever been close to to ████ in this office you ever never ever ever not even ever you never get a handy or nothing in here bro what by who there's been times where this fool was like hey guys this is my friend we're
11:55 gonna go back here remember in the middle of filming yeah yeah dude I always assumed anyone that had a key here probably ended up ████ here at one point at one point I just assumed yeah right on those couches it's way too dark too close right here it doesn't it doesn't turn me on when I walk into the JK office man wow now you tell us you guys want to hear a rumor that I heard yeah I heard Anthony ████ the couch couch couch yeah I heard you that's my couch I know I heard you put the cushions together and he started whispering at it and I already started whispering all right
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