0:01 [Music] dude I see these Petty boys I already know you're stry next time you get mad at me I'm going to get mad at you so hard you have to apologize Me Andy have an alliance now brother for once 2025 is going to be the Anthony steeve Alliance is for real brother you guys are 2028 tops not going to be able to resist
0:51 we're unbreakable we have a triangle the shape of a triangle Nick knows it's really hard toate it's the strongest uh strongest shape strongest shape you can create by man I can't stret that's why the Egyptians went with that pattern Anthony and Steve have formed an alliance a serious Alliance and it's not it's so not wants to stretch this in a rift for 10 minutes minimum no I don't want to stretch it Steve going to take Anthony and Steve not only have an alliance but they traded wives to cement it blood o traded cats kidding go ahead they had to do on their periods I didn't go that far that's crazy officially s in another episode of am I the ████ with a really strange intro for the last minute ████ for turning off a
1:43 performer speaker in a Paris Metro okay think about the scenario oh I can't wait to hear what kind of performance this is context is interesting turning out the speaker is wild yo that's so funny that's wild might suck so if Bop I'm out you enhance it but that's a Bop though if I hear umop today I'm like I'm in if you're unob three times in a row in a Paris Metro with echoey walls you been in Metro why would you hear it three times in a row because they keep going Encore Encore you ever been running around but aren't you on your way somewhere nobody Encore encores no audiences get rabous they're encore encore encore encore but aren't you on your way somewhere though not everyone is people have time sometimes here we go so I was sitting in a Paris Metro Car and two guys came on board the First
2:33 with an accordion and the second with a microphone and speaker the second guy had the speaker in the microphone and was standing next to me going viral the speaker was pretty loud and the guy with the microphone was 25% hypem man 75% rapping and French I don't like people imposing music on me so in a very bold move I turned off the speaker power button oh ████ I had a short conversation with the microphone guy that went like this in French the rapper says why'd you turn it off me because no one wants to hear your music here a group of guys 20 ft away said hey you were feeling it man we liked it the rapper's like yeah you liked it the rapper accordingly guy and I exchanged glances as we arrived to the next stop the two of them got off and no one said anything afterwards I was on the Metro for another five stops my question to
3:24 you was I the ████ in this situation wait they were performing in the train they didn't get to do anything the train yeah I never seen a rap performance in the train you never seen this I've seen accordion guys this happens in Europe for sure Europe I like there's like a gypsy dude that's like and they're like oh cool and then he comes around you give him some money right yeah I never seen a ████ French rapper I've seen a rapper in the train french fry it's literally a whole crew that will come in yeah I've seen the ████ you mean like a whole band yeah but I'm really well traveled around the world think ████ but I think if you touch someone else's stuff it's a green light for that guy to send as many knuckles as you want to your face yeah as many part of me feels like like if I'm on my phone like this and like let's
4:14 say someone reaches over in the subway and just swipes up that's like un that's you telling me unlimited green light to your face I don't I don't think he's an ████ but in another country Bart you can go to jail but you don't touch someone else's ████ like you you can use your words right hey can you turn it down or can you turn it off are you allowed to touch someone else's device in I don't know about that cuz when you touch other people's ████ I feel like that's un like even in the zoo if you're in a zoo even a ████ French chimpanzee if it grabbed a French banana that French chimpan is going to beat the ████ out of the other guy I'm going to the UK next week I'm not even going to Tweet anything crazy I'm not even going to say anything crazy yeah cuz they're crazy over there right now you get arrested you get arrested for all kind of ████ and they come to your door part of me respects the dude that uh pushed the button off like part of me was like that's a tight move it's like the wrong
5:05 move that you want to happen yeah exactly but it's very rude yeah but I I agree with Bart it's like the second you touch somebody else's ████ is the second you gave him a green light to touch your ████ if even if it's your face cuz you escalated it or you could get up and move down to another car move your own bodyy you're a tough guy right move body let's be tough but if you move your own body then you feel like they won and I understand why but it doesn't matter though it doesn't I understand why the middle would be like hey I really don't want to hear that is there any way that you can turn and if they're like ████ about it I got a question which if you were the performer which one would break your heart more if a guy does that or a guy's like this looking at you this I would say this ain't Foot Loose dancing is not banned people want to hear the music that's what I would say tell them to dance dance suck so bad get going well that
5:56 guy if this guy's a performer that would be invisible to him that'd be the break dancers on Third Street prom out and people just walk by they're used to it they're they're used to performing they know some people tune it out some people walk by they're just performing to their crowd right but if someone walks into the middle of where they're break dancing goes stop yeah or pull away their whatever imagine you're in Venice Beach right and you pull the plug on it's like come on dude about but that's you going up to them I'm not justifying this because no matter what you should already understand but these people are trapped it's worse that's the culture though it's worse but you're also like a that's the culture that's like that's like being in Japan getting on the Metro in Japan and then so many people come in that they're touching you and you're like don't ████ touch me it's like also the culture the that's not the same yeah but it's also the culture for France to be stinky and I ain't cool with that ████ yeah but you're visiting a stinky
6:46 culture that's your fault as the visitor yeah people excuse me excuse me people are used to being up against people in all kinds of places like I was just a ████ lax yesterday and we had to get in the bus to go to the ████ Uber place and like everyone's ass to balls it's not like Japan though you know how Japan yeah I had I had we know because we're traveled well Tred I've been all over the world as well you've been 25% of the world I've been to all over the world maximum 25% and that's your ancestors going you just heard stories no my ancestors no my ancestors went up and out every crevice they went up and out the crevices of your butthole no they went up and out the crevices of my ancestors but holes unwillingly wow that being said I just think that people are used to being crammed into a tight place but you can't cram your ████ stupid like you can't
7:37 say like okay this person starting music I'm going to stop it like I'm going to cram my dislike for music with somebody who's just coming here starting their ████ phone off who cares he's ruining the vibe we're saying the same thing you're just L travel so you're not saying I'm aggressive and defensive Gan Ministry guys with a with a ████ megaphone I love spreading the word love you G you imagine taking their phone and imagine taking their microphone and throwing it cuz then I think fart back me doing that is a very different thing cuz he's buff yeah like I think like if I just turn some thing off they probably would kick my ass but if you did it they' probably be like hey man come on you know I different thing what about if you start and then like the guy's right in
8:27 front of his face he goes that's his R I think I think that's his rbody could do that on the train I think that's better I think that's part of the performance culture right you tell the joke either they laugh or they go boo you throw lettuce at them not unplugging and explaining that's okay yeah like cuz the same way that they're just like creating space like noise in the space you could create noise in the space well then can I argue this then is it the same thing where it's in the culture if like an influenc starts using you in a video and you ████ slap the ████ out of them but then why isn't that the same no no here's the same thing because like you might not be giving them permission cuz they're already doing it but let's say an influencer goes into a public space and like wants to do like a dance and then you get in front of that dancer and you're like
9:18 like those yeah I've seen those yeah like it's hard to get mad that yeah but sometimes that's the same guy sometimes the rapper dude or this or the subway show guys are also the influenc put like this tuers scum goes into a gym tuers scum wants to do hot all kinds of things in gym then guys come over and like what the ████ are you doing or like the girls like what the ████ are you doing like oh my God are you looking at me I'm looking at my butt and stuff like that and yoga pants like that is super scum ████ and then these guys have every right to come in and be like what the ████ is wrong with you turn off your ████ camera ████ you I'm into that but not this ████ you unplug without judgment these guys are just coming in do their cool album or whatever it is kind of funny though yeah it's not as invasive it's not as invasive like it's coming into a gym and
10:08 like being like I'm accusing you of sexually assaulting me with your eyes oh no not that I just mean like yeah no you're defending that in the same scenario where it's a train and everyone's on the train and a guy starts going like this and I think I think talki talkie match talkie talkie but then touchy touchy match touchy touchy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this guy's like if you touch my my phone once with one finger I have unlimited Knuckles to your face unimed touchy touchy there's there's some videos of the subway dudes doing show you know how they always just do flips and ████ around everybody's legs and this one like grumpy old white guy gets up and goes it's not a ████ jungle gym that's funny still cuz that's still just matching because they're filming his outrage makes the video go viral so it's like that's what I mean by if
10:58 they're filming it are you still going to be just as nice knowing that you're going to become the content if it's funny I'm in if it's not funny I'm out I think what you should have done is as soon as he saw the rapper with a big ass speaker coming into the train 300 kick the ████ out of his chest and kick him back out or or if that guy that guy just starts rapping you get up to that same beat you start rapping random ████ too that's the best one that's trying to catch theck yeah catch the it's like you're on a talent show and like oh ████ the spotlights on us brother fighting over the mic we doing this we doing this let's go like hey what the ████ this is my show yeah dude that's funny sick that's sick that's so sick catch the vibe that's the new catch the vibe is good catch the Vibes hell hardcore next time someone's like hey you listen to
11:48 hip-hop like yeah do you take the microphone to your butt let's trade CDs so yeah this guy's an ████ we agree fart on the mic I think everyone's an ████ oh dude just keep farting fart on the mic dude oh FR it might not work yeah probably not can you imagine you out there you've been rolling some bagett all ████ day you're tired of ████ you ████ sit down and this ████ comes up with a speaker the baby and you're like ████ shut up y yeah what if it's a sick beat though right no I'd be pissed the rate of it being a sick beat is imagine you're ████ in those canals you're in those canals going like this ████ all day with all these ████ tourist white trash people taking pictures and ████ like that is that Spain my bad that's
12:38 V my bad Italy my bad having to run into shows in public transportation is something we don't really deal with here as much though that happens in New York a lot though right yeah I feel like I see a lot of people just move CS I always see Spider-Man yeah I always see Spider-Man doing a lot I like musical live performers more than costumes like someone with the trombone or a saxophone or something yeah you know who I give respect to the red light jugglers what's that the people at the red light when the when they're they look like they're about to cross but really they're doing a show and then it's like over mad quick and then you put a dollar out the window dude I was just in Mexico and literally it was a red light performer but they had the giant ring where they're like holy ████ no way and I was like wait a minute I see this ████ in ciray you're doing this on a ████ crosswalk I'll
13:29 give you know who I don't give respect to Dave Matthews why why what's his deal cuz it's cool to say that yeah would you say would you look at that camera right now and say ████ Dave Matthews ████ Dave Matthew respect ████ Dave Matthews
// end of tape