0:00 Is it world famous? It said it was like world famous on there. They all say it's world famous. Mother liar. Video topic. The things we love about JK the most. Sarcastic answers only. Stretching for 18 minutes. I don't know how to do that. You have the craziest requests. What is this? Like radio song requests? That's actually a good one. Let's save that one. Joel's not even here yet. Ryan's not even here. He's hosting. It's ████ Do lunch like we always do. ████ man. And save that one. Are we rolling already? Yeah. Mhm. That's even funnier. Rolling through lunch. Okay, so we got some more Han chicken but from a different spot cuz we were trying to We're like cook is going to take too long and this one took just as long. Seavoy, could you please allow
0:51 Postmates? Yes, cuz I think I do think Seavoy is the best. Why don't they? But they'reing losers. Why don't they allow that? I don't know. They hate money. You hate money, dude. They hate money. Hey, who's in? You know why? Maybe it's cuz they're so like cash focused. Yeah. How come some has tomato and Oh, the sauces. Yeah. What if we just order some of what? And then nobody's going to know when I get out of the video and I just go pick it up. Yeah, I'm into that. Honestly, that would be like 10 times faster than this. Honestly, that's what we used to do. This took us like an hour, huh? Yeah, I'm into that. Actually, as a courier, are these all the same? Um, I don't know why some have tomatoes. I'm taking pit stops along the way. Where you going? Soup outside. Any extra sauce? Yeah, you can have
1:42 mine. There's all kinds, but it's like there's like a millimeter of sauce and everything. I don't know why there's Did someone order extra chicken or anything like that? No. Yeah, some of them have tomatoes. Some of them down if there's extra chicken. I'm down if there's extra chicken. This is like not that much chicken. There's not much chicken. Extra chicken. No, there's two ext There's two other ones here. There's two extra plates. Yeah. Wait, the boys need to eat. Oh, I think there was one get one or they have to eat. Charlie, did you get one? No, we haven't got one yet. Oh, bro, get your Did you order before I eat them? Oh, okay. Okay. I think those are ours. This is not $16 of chicken. This is not This is This is actually 18. This rip is actually 18 of chicken. What's the name of this place? Ding ding d. Don't order from me. Ding ding d. It's called don't order. It's called rip off. I'd rather get close to rip off the lux. It's called no refund chicken though. I like this. The flavor is good. The
2:32 flavor is good. I'm just going to be hungry in an hour. Yeah. Hey, that's an Asian stereotype, bro. Then then we order from the Macau Cafe. I'm down to order from Macau Cafe. Yeah, I am too. Hey, Nick F. You want that? Which one? Can I eat more? Huh? I got Yeah. Didn't you want extra? Oh, you want Filipino style, huh? I already grabbed it. Did you guys show everyone what what we're eating? Show them. Hen chicken rice. Mhm. Thank you. Joe got to do a scale. Hey, where ding ding d weigh your food. This is crazy that me and Nick are on this side. Dingd. This is weird. Well, I just made it up. We've been at every table. You're kind of a table right now. Dude, not bad. The rice tastes like they took the instant noodle flavoring packet and sprinkled it on there. I feel like yours is really salty. It does. It has a That's exactly what it tastes like. A maru chan. I'm a
3:22 salty guy. Maru chan. That's what it tastes like. It's very salty. How much? It's actually still pretty tasty though. I'm not going to lie. Very good. This is This is actually We were talking ████ on it. It's really tasty. Worth the weight. Protein powder. Not worth the weight. I got beef. This is 50 g of protein right here. Wo. Damn. What is that? I got uh beef protein isolate and then I got the beef broth in the packets. What? So I do two scoops. That's 40 um grams. And then the the the pow the the broth powder is I thought you made a hot chocolate bath. Beef protein powder is good. Yeah, I love it because I can't do whey. So I either do uh collagen. Yeah, I do beef isolate part of that. But you can't It's better with savory. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is Oh, did they give you just broth? No, you have to order it. I know you had to
4:12 order it, but Oh, was it just broth? Yeah, just broth. That's $10. Oh my god. I don't know. That is $10. is a ████ rip, dude. Hosing. Yeah. ████ this place. Go back to cluck to go. It's delicious, though. It's good. Is it? It's not. It's not Seavoy. Good. He said it's not even cluck to go. This ████ looks kind of like they give you less. They do. Seavoy is hard to like. It just has like a first love taste to it, man. What is it about Seavoy you guys like? I don't know. The chicken's better and the the the sauce is better. It's juicy. The sauces are good. Yeah, the spicy sauce is good. the portion. I'm not mad at the uh the salad. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Have you ever had pizza at Seavoy? Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad either. You eat the es cargo there. Esso is I think we ate it so much here that I
5:02 got tired of it. I still like it. No, I'm chilling. I'm down. If you guys get it, though. It was a pain in the ass cuz we'd have to send somebody, right? Yeah. It used to be they they ordered it and then sent it here. But Ken, you want to uh do a Savoy pickup order in the future? No. Why not? I'll do it. Hey man, you have to get out of the office. Hey, whatever you want. Now we got to find us a high chicken place in Vegas. Ooh, yeah. Dude, that samurai place was bomb. No, we probably won't do that in Vegas. It'll probably be a California thing only. Why? Cuz I'm going to gatekeep it. I don't want you guys to have that in Vegas. Remember that place when you guys came to my house and we got that? It was like teriyak chicken ████ Oh, teriyaki Sams. Teriak Sams. Good. That place is bomb, dude. It's like wobble globe better. I like Finn Smith for coffee. Right. That
5:53 place is good, right? Yeah. We went Me and Smack went back another time. It's so good. Yeah. I feel like Vegas has some cool coffee shops out there. The fact that they like make you taste it before you pay. That's cool. You don't like it, they'll just remake it. It's dope. Yeah. And everyone dresses like Pey Blinders. Oh, you know, we went we went to uh Finn Smith. We ran into uh Dunok from Super Crew. Of course you did. Yeah. He's the guy that you just run into. You run into him at the library. Really? Yeah. Cuz he does 3D printing there. Oh, that's right. Cuz it's free. Wait, the library lets you 3D print? What? Mhm. Yeah. What? You said that so casually. What the ████ Where is that? Yeah, like all the Vegas libraries or whatever. What? How? You just get a library card and then you could just use their computer that has a 3D printer there. But you're supposed to only max like be able to use it like for like four hours. He tried liquid aminos. But he's hacking it where like he just
6:44 uses a computer. He made friends with the librarian and then he takes his card and he goes to the other computer to finish a project. He's really smart. What does he make there? He's 3D printing like action figures and stuff and he like he he competes in battle bots. Oh, he does. Yeah. So he makes pieces for Battlebot. When we move when we move out there, we're going to we're going to go Battlebots cuz um I bet who is this? I bet to Battlebots. He's in Super Crew. He's one of the B boys that was on ABC same time me and uh Anthony were. Yeah. His crew won the second season. Which one is he in Super Crew? Is he the bald white guy? I would call him the main one. The bald white guy. The bald white guy. Isn't there a bald white guy? Super crew. I don't remember a ball. Depends on the era, I guess. Why are there so many dancers in Vegas? There's a ████ ton. I think there's a lot of there's a lot of gigs, you know. There's a lot of Vegas shower.
7:34 That would be ideal, but I mean sometimes you end up at Legends. That's so crazy. I was at a car show for a JK trip and um No, not K. Um, Zumanity. Yeah. And then these two guys start doing kung fu and I was like, I love that show. Oh, I know them. Like they taught us kung fu and it was funny because it was two white guys teaching a bunch of Asian guys kung fu. It was a funny video. Oh, Phillip. Yeah. And I was like, and then they're the the fight was getting heated and I was like, dude, imagine these guys wake make out. They'll be so funny. And then they do cuz it's cut. There's some really dope B boys that do Magic Mike. Oh yeah. Yeah. Do they thrust their dick? Nikki's going to Magic Mike this weekend with a bunch of bunch of girls. You're not going to What are you going to do to stop it? You're going to be here. I'm going to cry on the phone. You go back and stop the show. Yeah. I keep I keep calling
8:25 her. We can go Sapphire. Let's do it. ████ her, man. revenge thing. Revenge stripper. Are are 3D printers worth it? Taka keeps bugging me. He wants one. 3D printers. Yeah. Hey, they they've honestly gotten pretty cheap. He wants to make them. He wants to make his own toys. He wants He wants to make like the rocktopus probably. What's that? You don't know rocktopus? Is that like a flesh? Is that a new toy? Explain rockus. The rock head and then eight tentacles. So it's a literal octopus. Like is that what everyone's doing right now? Well, Taeka earned one in class and so he found out that the teacher made it through a 3D printer. So, he wants a 3D printer. Interesting. So, there's like a trend that they're doing a 3D printer. A kid and someone told you that you could just 3D print stuff. You'd be like, "Yo, I want one." Well, back then our 3D printing was like
9:17 creepy crawlers and ████ like that. Oh, yeah. Remember that you put plastic into like a little baking machine and it Play-Doh. And I gave him a a task I didn't think he can do. So he actually earned himself one. What was it? So he was, "Oh, can I get a 3D printer?" I was, "I don't even know where to get it from. I don't even know what it cost." I was It's one of those like throwaway conversations. We're like on the way to like another errand. I don't know how much it cost or whatever. And he's like, "Okay." And then um we were at dinner. Like if you brush your teeth for 4 days. Hi. No, I'm I'm just joking. He's setting a low bar for his. Yeah, exactly. If you brush your teeth for 5 days straight. No. And then he goes he goes, "Hey papa, check your phone." I looked at my phone and there was a text message and he found one on Amazon for like $2.99. And I was like, "What the f███?" I'm like, he doesn't even know what Amazon is. I'm like, "Where did you find this?" He
10:08 goes, "On Amazon." I'm like, "What the hell's Amazon?" I'm like, "Oh, Amazon.com." He goes, "Yeah, it's $2.99." I'm like, "You know what? Just cuz you did your own research." I'm like, "Maybe we'll get one this weekend." I knew it. It wasn't even hard. At least At least brushing your teeth 5 days straight is something. his own research, which is just Are you ████ kidding me? That is insane, dude. Was able to do that. You're just burning money. I did not think he was. Okay, that's show up. I mean, how old is he? I'm going start sending like Amazon links to Bart see you'll buy it from me. I didn't think he was able to do that at seven, dude. To get a $299 value reward. Seven. That's pretty crazy. Putting it in a search. Kidding me to me at least. It was crazy when I was a kid. Like that's a Nintendo. Yeah. Damn. That's crazy. It It is crazy, Bart. That's crazy. Just cuz he found a ████ link on the internet. This is what happens to parents. Their ████ brains go crazy. They think every little thing their kid
10:59 does, that's like normal for a kid that age. They're like, "That's next level ████ I didn't think you could do it. I didn't need to do it." That's what I'm saying. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. I wonder what else has he does he have safe search on on his browser? Yeah. Does he do chores? Let him go wild. Does he do chores? He has ████ tons of chores. What are his chores? Like wake up, you know, like um take out the trash. Take out the trash. Feed the dogs. It's like just got community stuff. Oh, cool. And then he and for the
11:50 for community stuff, he doesn't get any rewards for it cuz it's like a team. It's a team effort. What's a community job? I take out the trash, feed the dog. Okay. Okay. The household. Yeah. Household stuff. We have to clean the backyard. Everyone cleans the backyard. We have to wash dishes. Everyone washes the dishes. Does he have a checklist or is it just It's cleaning time now and he has to do um Yeah, he has a checklist. He knows what the checklist is. Like laundry day. He goes and goes to his tamper or whatever. Then he dumps it in the family hamper and he sorts it through like the colors and whites and whatever. Just do me a favor and just lie to him about why he's getting this ████ printer and not just because you found the link yourself. Just lie to him. Make something up like, "Oh, because you've been doing your chores for 3 months straight." Something like that. No, no, no, no. For chores too low. No. For chores, he knows he doesn't get a reward for that. He knows he's supposed to. You know, you say some ████ like, you know, you for a year, dude. Yeah. Grew
12:41 an inch. Grew an inch. something something that you can just lie to him about. So he thinks that it's harder to earn things. I was impressed though. I didn't think kids know how to do research. Is this salty to you guys? Salty as ████ ████ salty. Not very salty. It's not consistently salty. It's like I take one bite out of one thing and it's like, "Oh, that's the most saltiest thing I've ever eaten." Joe comment though cuz we were talking about that like 15 minutes ago. Yeah. Which is also after his other comment packet from instant noodles and they poured it all over. I think it's extremely salty. He's going to say that in 5 minutes because I've been eating such bland food that this is like super salty. I like I like the 5 minutes later when he's like, "How come some of these have tomatoes?" Yeah, maybe uh it tastes way saltier for you, too. Yeah, just salty ████ No, it's just like certain bites is ████ Wait,
13:31 am I am I tripping? Am I tripping? That type of doing research isn't isn't impressive? Yeah, you're absolutely right. I think I think kids know that stuff sooner than we did. I think it's impressive to a degree. I don't think it's a $299 gift. Correct. That's a briefing reward. Like if I got like if I did something amazing, I might have got like a ████ popsicle. Steph gets popsicles every day. Exactly. That's what we're saying. Popsicle, dude. He gets a popsicle every day. He has dessert time. So after dinner, he gets he goes to the pantry and he gets a look. No, dessert used to be a treat. Then he gets to go to uh the fridge and look for what he wants. I only got I only got things like that if all the kids were over and everyone got one. Yeah. But on a normal day if I'm the only one at home, there's no way. Yeah. And Tiger gets one soda a day. So
14:23 it's you like during dinner time he gets his like root beer and you hear him go. He just savors it. Yeah. A soda a day is crazy. That's what I'm saying. Is that a lot? I can only have soda at New Year's. Yeah. We just only get it for like special occasions, whatever that means. New Year's like a party or like a dinner or something. Dude, by the time I was in high school, I was drinking four Pepsis a day. Oh ████ Isn't that crazy? In high school cuz I have my own fridge in my room. Nothing but Pepsi. Oh, you have your own fridge, dude. That's the dream. I still have my own fridge, dude. That has to have taken years off my diabetes. I know. Diabetes. That's crazy. That's a lot, dude. All right. I'm telling he's not all his uncles tell him no 3D printer. No. Tell him a 2D printer. Tell him cuz he did such a good job eating a popsicle a day for 30 days. He's getting a 3D printer. No, that would be hilarious for an adult. Yeah. I
15:15 bet you got to buy more ████ though, too, right? It's not just a 3D printer. Don't you need to buy like supplies? Yeah. And then I think the tips or whatever. You got to keep replacing all that ████ too. What are you going to build all the stuff? Oh, you got to build like it just not a one one buy get all. It don't sound like one. I don't know ████ about 30. I also like that it's a creative thing for him. Yeah. It's not just like a I think it'd be cool if that got a ████ 3D printer start his own Etsy cuz low key though like that's a gateway for him to start ████ like you said like a business or making cool ████ I'll buy this for you but you got to make the money back using me back with what you make. Yeah. Have him sell like things he That's his plan actually. He wants to sell the toys at school. Yeah. At school. Are you allowed? That's a good plan. I don't think so. That's legit. You can't. He's going to get expelled. You know what's going to happen? T is going to print a bunch of inventory and he's going to sell it to his mom and dad.
16:06 I'll buy one. I'll buy a ████ rock puss or whatever. He's going to sell shares to you. Mhm. Cuz so far Tiff will buy one during um I guess whoever like finishes the work first in class, they get to go over to the like slime factory. Oh, that's pretty sick. So he finishes all his work fast so he could go to the slime factory in class and he's been making all kinds of slime and he's been giving the slime away. So, he wants to charge it next and then up his inventory and now have ████ 3D printed toys, too. Dude, prescription plan. Do any of the other kids that he knows has a 3D 3D printer? Yeah, there's like some ████ um rich ass Israeli kid that apparently has everything. So, I was telling Tao, I'm like, based off what that kid's been telling you, I think he's just a ████ liar. Really? Yeah. Cuz apparently that kid's been having a iPhone 15 when he was three. He
16:59 has a black belt at jiu-jitsu. I think it's just whatever type that tells him and he's just one uping. But he'll be, "Oh, I just got my gray belt." And I think that kid's like, "Oh, yeah, I got a black belt." Is that the kid that he said look me up to? Might be. It could be. They're in competition. Could be. Google me, dude. But at least Ta's telling the truth. He couldn't top him. Israeli kid. Yeah. Ta telling the truth and that kid just straight telling ████ lies. Kids telling lies to each other, like fantastical lies, is so ████ fast, dude. We used to do that ████ all day. We told this other all the other kids in our class, me and my best friend in first grade, we told everybody that we had a secret passageway to each other's houses that we dug it out and they just believed you. Yeah, everybody believed us. We were I was like, "Damn, it took a long time to dig that trench." So, that's genius, though. It's such a stupid lie, though. It's like, there's no way a kid can dig. It's like, cool,
17:50 just show it to me. Yeah, it all blows up there. There's no way. Sounds fun. 7-Eleven. No, there's no time, sadly. ████ No, dude. We finished at two for the first part. Oh, yeah. There's no time. We got to shoot. Thought we just did extra videos. No, we got to shoot through the whole What's our heart out? Where do you have to go? There's no heart out. We got So, exactly. No, we got to We got to shoot through this. How many more videos we got? What's the count? I'm just shooting forever. You can go to something. Sit down. We We have to talk for at least one more minute. That's winning. That's when engagement kicks in. Okay. Uh, what pizza do you guys want? Oh, are you really doing that? Shut the ████ up. That's good for him being hungry later. Shut the ████ up. We're We're all going to be hungry later. I thought we're doing Macau Cafe again. Interesting. Dude, you know what you should get is Pizza Papa John's cuz
18:41 we talked about that guy. Oh, yeah. Hey, whatever you get, if you just get that thing either Well done is nasty, though. Well done crust or thin crust, I'm in. I had Papa John's at Cleveland. Yeah, it was pretty bad. You don't like You don't like I made Well done. Way better. Not from Not from Papa John's. Not from Papa John's. No. No. I'm a Pizza Hut guy. All right. I made a Pizza Hut actually. I ████ with it. But none of you guys like pineapple on your pizza, huh? I like pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple. What are you talking about? My goodness. We're going Hawaiian style. Most people don't bring it up. You want Hawaiian style? You want Hawaiian chicken? I'm not going to eat pizza. I don't I don't mind a slice, dude. That sounds Hawaiian. If you're buying, I'm not picky. I'll take I'm already hungry, brother. Is it is it cheaper to just go through their website and their delivery or on like Postmates? I don't know. Oh, their their website cuz Postmates get a little search charge. They also Yeah. And then you have to Yeah. Every single
19:32 item on Postmates, too, is is upcharge. Yeah. Yeah. By 30%. Yeah. Yep. I know. Cuz we have to do it. Yeah. Let me do it on my That's the type picture your parents Oh, you like that? I took it. I know. You could tell. I know. You've been taking pictures. Yeah. This guy picture guy. Let's get in there. Pizza Hut. Go on your VPN before you get order. I should I don't think we should order from this place ever again. Why? This place is pretty bad actually. Bad. Like overall execution was kind of ████ up. I'm not sitting here happy about that. Well, we $18 a plate. We only chose this cuz we thought we'd get here sooner than Cluck to go. There's the only real factor, right? Yeah. And it still ████ us like Cluck to go. It ████ us. And it's ████ like MSG packets everywhere. Yeah, it is MSG. The salt killed it for me. And the salt distributions was wow. Unevenly distributed. So salty. Yeah, they like ████ made it at the salt.
20:23 What's the name of it? So we can ████ remember this. Yo, shout him out. Uh can What's the name of this Chinese monstrosity? That's what That's what he calls Bart behind his back, dude. Chinese chicken by Chef Woo. ████ Chef Woo, dude. Had the audacity to put his name on that ████ needs to take his ████ chef's license away. You don't get to put your name on it. It's hard to ████ up Hein and Chicken. Yo, dude. ████ Chef food. ████ chef food, dude. All right. Original Heinen chicken. That's what they're calling this. Their chicken broth was really good, though. It was actually pretty good. It was promising. It was very promising. Rice was salty. The rice was ████ up. It was massive. You ████ the rice up, bro. It's like The rice tastes like they spilled the salt on half H half of the rice wasn't like cooked or overcooked. I'd rather they just heat up Uncle Ben's in a microwave. I'll eat a bit of rice. I'd
21:15 rather eat that, man. Hamburger. How hungry is everybody? Bro, you your boy could eat. I thought we're going to do Macau Cafe. Yeah, I thought we Is that what you want? That's what K wants and that's what I want, too. You want Macau? No, I'm just kidding. What are you trying you trying to get pizza? No. Hey, if you're a pan, we I'm not picky. Wait, what's what's at Macau Cafe? What's there? Bunch of Chinese letters. I don't even know what Nick What Nick was eating earlier. That ████ was bomb. Okay. Rotif curry dues. some roti chicken, man. Little hack. There's a lot more variety there. So, is that Are you saying we're doing a second JK order? Let's check out Macau Cafe. Check out Macau Cafe. I'll pay for it. Wow. Hell yeah. Now we're talking back in business. Was that only on Postmates? Just cuz Ta did research, I'm paying for it. Art's a cool dad. Is the funniest thing. So incredible,
22:05 dude. I can't believe that was worse than like brush your teeth five times a day. Hey, honestly, I think that's tight. You just lift that ████ [Music]
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