0:00 [Music] so um yeah there's a lot of uh a lot of crimes going on around the world oh crimes here we are back in l.a guess what's going down on melrose avenue oh my god i heard that there's like super stupid amounts of robberies they just busted they're just busting them i mean i grew up going to miller's avenue i don't go there at all now and i live a minute away from it and i just steer clear but yeah this is what just happened i like to go to fairfax for those thrift stores oh yeah yeah sometimes it's not worth your life though that's true but that one dollar deal though on sunday one dollar deal get some clean corduroys i know i'll die for a clean pair all right a man stabbed the woman oh at melrose avenue foot locker oh my during an argument over the nike
0:50 dunk shoe release no way bro like in line in line who likes dunks like that anymore so what do you think they could be fighting about i think she i honestly cannot relate i i get free shoes oh see you're just on a higher level doesn't matter if you don't that's right it doesn't matter like you don't have to wait in line exactly okay i want these and they're like oh you want two other pairs because i could cause like i i could get it if it's like two opposing like rivals of like shoes right there
1:41 like a feel of street team shows up stabbing everybody that's never the case they get mad over like if you get like a ticket before them or if sneaker heads get real because they're both they're both trying they both like the same thing that's probably what they're unified over is they like the shoe man i thought they were arguing over who was the designer of what they're like no that's not no that's this guy oh they got that it's on video the dude's stabbing her you know you don't see like hey they blurted out but you get you see the dude and like the car is she okay yeah she's fine she's good oh my god bro come on ryan i'm sorry it's his second day on the job give him some people give him a break i didn't know you guys want to hear it we do you're like oh i don't know if i want to see it but i want to hear the juice we want to hear the argument hear the juice there's some freshly squished persimmons coming up ooh well there's like two guys oh ████
2:31 oh it's a guy oh my god that guy right why did it freeze him out of nowhere bro they didn't want to show the real the actual stab and then they just left her yeah is she okay yeah she's all right yeah oh my god but like over shoes and it was another guy came out wait wait wait was it two men on one woman yes yeah it was like i thought the thing was another girl was like is that a couple girls yeah she was like trying to help her out and you know what stupid now no one gets shoes but this is this this is pretty common though wait that's the thing it's the walk away it's like no and now i know it's like elementary school no one goes to recently never though she was back give me the show you never stood in line for like drops back in the day ever no damn cause i was wondering if that's just like a regular occurrence that does happen like the travis scott shoes that came out so i got that someone got shot i think i got shot at the shoe pal the shoe pals raffles i'm gonna straight up die i mean that looks like some black friday kind
3:23 of ████ right where you're waiting in line and then it's like the doors open and you're like no i want the deal ████ like it's not even about shoes anymore it's just about like getting what they want yeah it's like get out of the way so you think that 20 big screen tv ████ you twenty dollars i might stop someone for that people who died over like wait don't remember that guy that got stabbed to death over popeye's chickens yes but hey that first bash of popeye's chicken sandwich was to stab food yes yes they missed out on a marketing technique right floor so good they'll stab you and then they ran out and they like made it again and it just wasn't to stop for no more oh it wasn't really it wasn't the same dude they changed something dude but you can you imagine can you actually dine getting to heaven or wherever you're going afterwards and then just like what how did you get here
4:14 it's like ████ pop chicken sandwich popeye's drinking sandwich guys one of my worst nightmares is that i die in a whack-ass way and it goes viral yeah [Applause] i don't know like like someone discovers you like like strangling yourself while you're jerking off or something like that i don't know i was jaywalking or some ████ in the ████ i got hit by a car that was going in reverse but like a clown like a clown car like something whack and then like it goes on live leak and everyone's talking ████ and they're not ████ idiots let's go talk ████ because that's so no people will talk people talk ████ i bet you could go to this one and find people that are talking ████ yeah yeah someone can find this video and find a way to talk ████ about it she was asking for it what a stupid ████ like you know there's all these crazy why didn't she square up never fails that there's a guy in the comments who goes
5:04 man a guy like me though i want to get done on one of these i'm like bro like shut up man poor girl that's ████ up bro i ████ up that guy did he really have to stab her though that's what i'm saying could it he couldn't just punch her or something at least i mean for most situations these works just fine you gotta get a knife like why did you have to bring a knife in it what i don't know he's gonna lose his ████ life forever this ████ thing if there's two dudes you don't even need a knife you can still beat her ass up you won't know the answer to all this is because he is not afraid of the justice system in this state oh we're going to get political here huh we have to because that's the reason why everybody's stabbed you're right though you're right because uh the prosecutors in california do not want to file charges so what it's doing is a lot of people are just like well if i'm going to get away with it ████ it a lot more fun really yeah so it's
5:54 easier to fight it's easier to steal it's easier to do a lot of things uh petty crimes whatever because people are just like the ████ it doesn't matter because i'll get caught by a cop and then they'll take me to get processed and then the prosecutor won't prosecute so i'm just released that's why all these like uh luxury stores are getting robbed smashing smashing grabs you might as well take the risk because ████ it's a it's you're not gonna get in trouble i would have never thought of memos people would be getting robbed during brunch sitting in the front of a cabinet steal something small like a snickers bar like a normal person you know what i mean you don't have to do this big crazy stuff just for the thrill just bring your pocket and walk out no but then that's not thrilling anymore right a little bit your heart beats up a little bit like give as you're walking out you're like oh my god i stole a snickers bar and you walk out it's all good just buy that
6:46 even even the ████ armed robbers like nick what do you think i am dude i'm gonna ████ honestly hold somebody up and then buy a snickers bar because i'm not an ████ okay over it's it's this it's like investing right over a period of time you you steal something small and then over the course of a month you have a whole that's the inventory it's melted already and then it already melted and then you resell all right okay and it's all good it's easy to just stick a gun up into someone's face and get their wallet and you got 600. but it's all profit bro it's all profit of 22 dollars so is robin's after a month but it's safer overhead and rocks it's the safer way to do it you guys don't understand bro did you guys see that one where the dude got rolled up on and he started shooting back yeah yeah i'm nervous yeah and i was like melrose
7:36 yeah was it behind the store yeah this guy rolled up and he was like oh ████ and he just started so before those guys shot like he saw a car stop two guys got out they started going he knew yeah the situation was and he got his gun out started shooting them they bounced yeah that was cool they bounced yeah they're like oh get out of here it's cool but like it sucks that that dude's probably do more time than this ████ guy gta man you know well hopefully they don't prosecute isn't that crazy you go to melrose to go get a vape sweater and then someone tries to jack you so you shoot them back there was people there was like i mean this is another melrose like news report that's not today we're not covering but there was a thing where um they were jacking kids walking the fairfax hot oh i heard about that yeah but it was other girls like older girls going over there and jacking younger high school girls for their phones it's right in front of urban outfitters oh my god well there's a ton of cameras
8:26 like they're not scared of this bro but the fairfax street mark the street fair is so cool right when you get in the fence i think you're a little bit safer but when you walk to your car and that ████ is like damn mad max dude in broad daylight too that's the crazy that's the part that's scary because look at this ████ that's as broad daylight as you can get and why would you need to the the weird thing is what's going through his head when he thinks he needs to equip himself with a knife against unarmed and he wasn't even like his friend was throwing down with this right like he came out of nowhere who the ████ is this how do we defend this guy though if we have to okay defend okay we're his lawyer we're the lawyer we're the lawyer yeah justify the attorney he's racist that's a good one dude you're right yeah yeah she's racist because we don't know when she was yelling to him saying some crazy ████ you're right he was trying to give the knife back to her and because it was her
9:16 knife oh but she had it the wrong way yeah he ████ up he was like oh ████ i'm trying to return this to handle ████ he didn't grow up learning about how to carry scissors he didn't know the sheath was it wasn't on he didn't want to go like this yeah the sheath of excalibur because then he was going to cut his hand yeah he didn't want to cut his hand out like yeah here here here oh yeah cause she might yeah she might have the sheath here she's like in her hip at me and i'll put it back in and then she kept moving so this it didn't go in the right place wow that looks so stupid because you know how samurai homies yeah they're so stay still like you just go like i'll put yours back well you know like cowboys they're like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't feel like that's a thing samurai homies by the way samurai homies you don't know samurai
10:08 they don't grab their own sword they grab each other and then after and then after we we defeat our enemies we go back if you don't drill that and you don't have the chemistry with that person it ain't gonna work so he took off because he was embarrassed yeah and he's like ████ and he goes oh my god i think i stabbed her as he's walking away he's just saving face by just bouncing after the you know but it also looked like he fell too like yeah he tripped a little bit okay damn dude hopefully he got hit by a car on the way hopefully he got hit by a bus okay if you guys had to stab somebody what would it be over some dunks bro delicious food the i think the the pies chicken is pretty justified okay delicious what will i stab somebody else do you try to
10:59 rob me yeah someone trying to you would only do self defense why the idea you're a good law man if someone's trying to rob me just take it yeah it's not worth a life wait but if you're trying to take your chickens so it is like some materialistic ████ okay to defend myself i would stab somebody if we're being serious all of a sudden how could you laugh about that if someone tried to stab someone they cared about i think i would stab him but then you just continue the cycle of stabbing that's true defend your point jerk off well you got you just end the cycle you go oh the final snap dude what about you how would you yeah who would you what's your situation who'd you stab and why i would love to stop kanye because i
11:50 feel like he would say some crazy ████ like his reaction would be crazy like ow don't you know i'm invincible yeah yeah yeah just to get a reaction so you'd put his phone in his hand hey tweet tweet how you feel because he's so reactive oh he wouldn't make a if he survived he would make a dope song exactly [Laughter] you wouldn't stab anyone on so on under every circumstance where you're being robbed you will always give the idol i think always path of least resistance least amount of violence is the best what if i wanted them cheeks
12:45 i don't know i don't even know if i can get back there you know i'm going to try it hey just kegel the ████ out of him like when he gets in yeah you break me rip his dick it goes fast though i might make him come all harder than me yeah all right man that's a video dude [Music] you
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