0:00 [Music] what do you think when you're at Disneyland and then you see a disabled person skip to the front line with like six people how does that feel six people six people they're the disabled person's family yeah how how long have have I been in line pretty long you're in L you're in line at the debut of the new Star Wars can you can you describe the disability not yet I'm cool with disabled person disabled person is cool the friends the extra like too many I think three tops how many nurses do you need to keep you alive dude you can't do six whether it's a whole family they got to roll together much no no no no no better be on payroll what the real rules are with these things what is the rules what is it so
0:50 the rules are you're allowed to skip lines at least currently the rules by the way have changed but this is the last time you were there it was probably this if you you have a disability that uh that where you can't be in line for very long then you're allowed to skip with your immediate family members up to I believe six people sometimes and you can go to the front of every line L which includes like UTI basically so it doesn't UTI yeah I've heard this before it's because that's you wouldn't be able to stand in line long so if you did go up to like the uh guest services or whatever say you have a UTI if your condition if your condition means it's intolerable to stay in for very long you're allowed to skip so that does that includes things that are not visible like right now you're probably imagining someone in a wheelchair or CR yeah wheelchair is like whatever but people
1:40 that say they have autism also are allowed to skip that's not fair that's not fair that's not why want Spectrum we're we're on the Spectrum you got to be that's the thing so because previously because it's visible not correct to you know ask someone about their disability they don't they didn't really need to prove it they're not even going to like it you ever see a picture of a autism kid on a roller coaster he like this so disne you see people like and then the or they're like this they might be enjoying inside yeah that's true yeah you don't know so Disneyland was having a really really big uh problem with people faking autism to get to the fun yeah I didn't even know that that do they got to produce papers they should make him solve a math quiz they barely had to do anything but then because it got so bad now Disneyland implemented a
2:32 totally new thing okay so now it's um basically in order to verify your disability you have to first sign up ahead of time you have to attend a virtual meeting with an expert uh from the Health Alliance and they're going to determine whether or not you qualify for this thing called the dis program which is disability access service so you basically enroll into a program get a FastPass shut the ████ up it's just a FastPass program pay for the fast pass is it like you do you're registered you get to the front so bad pay for it you do it once how you get to the front you get a homie you just go rent the wheelchair you could rent them at the front of the park and you just take it in and but now even if you even if you have the wheelchair if you don't have the Das permit it doesn't count oh that's good I like I do like that that ruins my whole thing though yeah I mean
3:22 if you honestly got a disability then then then it's all good but go through the process but if you're faking it that's messed up and they didn't previously have any real like penalty for if you are faking and now they do I got a whole issue with the whole with Disneyland Imperial or just not dis Disneyland all these parks where it's like you go and and you're spending 2 three hours a ride a ride it's like you're going to be there for a day I I can literally ride four rides and that's my whole experience like four is a lot four is a lot and it's expensive expensive like that's what we're doing we're doing that families are taking like their family of five that's a thousands of dollars I'm never going again because we kind of did it tight you know we we we did we did we did the maker with the maker once a year was the best ████ ever what was that how they gave us the celebrity thing so oh yeah so they walk into the front of every line and they push all the wheelchairs
4:13 out of the way they kick them over and and I feel I felt kind of bad oh I felt great I felt bad that's ████ tight it I've done it a few times on different parks where we did it with make makeer was a yearly thing we would do like it was you me Timmy Nikki it was really fun and we would all like kind of and everyone each other's Vlogs those are the days and then I I used to work for Disney I was Jake Long the American Dragon and so part of my deal was like I go to Disneyland go and then they would also give me the pla just like walk me around but the other thing I did at other Parks what I realiz I don't want to go on roller coasters back to back why because you get sick it's like we just did one and go to the next one Disneyland's like chill roller coaster but the other parks are like Six Flags like Six Flags and stuff you're like oh no I ession like that sucession it is weird nah that's too much it's too much but all that line
5:05 I mean this is Disney like can't they make our line this line situation is what do you think the penalty is if you're caught faking though nothing they give you a disability you can never come back you get a to go to Toontown Town yeah for at least an hour new Toontown ride that's sick as ████ by the way there's a new toown ride no excuses lifetime ban lifetime ban yeah lifetime lifetime ban from Disney World and Disneyland wow plus what about Tokyo Disney or Paris Disney no those are their own things oh he go only only one of the Disneylands in Tokyo to Disney C in Japan is a non- Disney thing Tokyo Disney is still a Disneyland thing wow hey do some reading dude but yeah this is only for Disney the world Disneyland but if you let's say you had a season pass and you were faking you disabled then that pass is voided and you don't get any money back
5:56 what about the homie that's with you if you're faking it also banned I don't know it didn't say I think it's they should they should ban the whole Squad TR go through the whole the whole little program and then someone in the middle of the program like you're faking it you're banned for life and you're interviewing for it no but you haven't tried yet you haven't gone in the park yet you haven't G in the park yet for the interview so they can't ban you from that they can't ban you for faking the interview oh I see what you mean if you get caught mid mid gri you're wasting everybody's time the same thing it even worse no no but but you think you're disabled you you identify as disabled oh no yeah I think you identify as disabled I think I think no I think you're right I think if you if you're faking it and they catch you during the dis assessment that's counted as you were faking it yeah banned for life so they're like don't even sign up don't even try that
6:48 is T you know all this means is the people who was faking it really just ████ up ████ for the disabled people yeah for sure same as it ever was right same as it ever was yeah same as it ever America yeah same I do want to get that pla thing one time I know it's hell expensive I think it's like 10 G's but then you could bring in like five to 10 people thing thing to the front of every single line you get to go to every single restaurant doesn't matter and they and they and they save your place for the for the fireworks like we got that's kind of worked it huh it is kind of dope yeah they shoe people away Sho Sho get the ████ out of here we got important people coming everything was free like our food was free we went like getting like drinks for free we go up we go to the chur lady and we're like I'll take as many as I have fingers and she's like okay we did this every year dope
7:39 how many times total did you do this two or three three three years damn M want has been like I'm never going back the first time I met you was during those times you can't even imagine going as a normie now no it's too boring it's I don't want to deal with it goofy knew me by name Minnie came up to me Steve's speak English you oh to you they don't you don't have the badge if you got a flat they have a whole voice I'm wearing plaid ████ check that out that's legit that's legit it does spoil it without I'm never going back ever so then what's the Club 33 experience it's it's kind of similar um so it's basically what Walt Disney created for like celebrities and high profiles and then that switched to a whole another entrance um you have to be a member or you have to know a member my
8:31 family knew members because my family worked with Disney for like the animation art and stuff like that um so my brother and I were lucky enough to kind of grow up in Club 33 every year grow up in Club 33 dude she's got a wallet she got a ████ club and so like to us as kids we thought that was normal but it was completely not normal so it's it's that experience is kind of I say top 33 at where's it at in the park so it used to be right after you get off of pirates there is this little door that had this kind of like 33 on it that you would go in with your reservation um but now they switched the entrance is that a restaurant a bar restaurant a bar restaurant yeah you there's also um like a bar that's in California Adventure that you can also get in if you're a Club 33
9:21 member um it's like so I'm not a member I'm not a member saddle WR it's like she she's out of the game now out of the game so you do got to pay like an annual fee type an annual fee thing I was lucky enough to have a family I remember that Club 33 people had spots for all the parades fantastic for I mean it is like an extra charge I believe um but we had a dedicated person walk us up to any ride we wanted wherever we wanted to go what's your Disney elitism story man my grandma used to work for for uh ABC she worked on W Dr for like Days of Our Lives nice she worked there for years dude so every year we would get like four tickets and we would ████ stockpile them take that yeah we get Park Hoppers too Park Hoppers okay and
10:14 we had to pay for parking though we had to pay for parking but other than that it was a fun time don't mention that one don't mention that one yeah yeah so take that when I watch this back I'm just going to skip that part so boring it the most boring thing I've ever Park hop that Park Park hop is so much too much Park to do in one day is it both parks a system Los is too much a system well it's not for us cuz they were walking us in front of every line we were done by 10:30 we had a wait in Lin we had we had to strategize and ████ you know we're we're having free pizza by 10:30 you're so cool that it's ruined for you I still have magic when I show up enjoy the magic with the misters ████ enjoy waiting in line oh the mis's right there I'm probably 15 minutes away from that mister I came that's where I bond with my family I don't feel alone in life friends for life in line thank you yeah you don't get you don't get to that's we young you got to follow that
11:05 girl around you know what that is you know what that Nory game is if you follow that girl around you cast that line you always have that quick second pass like what's up and then what's up and then like by four fifth time like I'm yeah you feel so best you feel so alive you got hear that she's come and then your boys are always like that's the best I already had my girl was there was there any kind of hookup for if you guys wanted to buy Super I don't no because the Magic's dead to them I don't remember I don't remember about buying because the um if you can go with an employee because you know Steve tata's uh girl works at disne landed stunts my sister-in-law's employee I haven't paid for disne in a decade they they can they can take you to the employees store and you get 50% off everything wow from from there what merch do you
11:55 want ████ are you a big Disneyland wearer are you buying that ████ Castle putting a ████ glass cube around am one of the only people that wears Disney gear here from time to time Disney y'all saw me wear like my hoodie and my like coach Jack and stuff like that wear Disney gear you're weird that's like Street Wear Disney gear thank you thank you that's Couture that's not Disney he doesn't know cuz he only wears one brand no I wear two Brands two Brands if you're wearing a Disney character which character are you wearing goofy goof man what you do Darth Vader I Dar Vader I mean I mean yeah talking about Star Wars too can be a whole movie disne Max Max or gas star anything lying King yeah Max is sick as ████ or power line in general power Goofy movie yeah see it's all goofy that was a good movie that was you know I was in a goofy movie yep you're in a goofy
12:45 movie he's a line that you would know one line that's my first voice acting ever I say yo Stacy talk to me talk to me talk to me baby so crazy that was you holy holy ████ that's a icon deep cut I like Lilo and Stitch I wear some Lilo and Stitch maybe Stitch is cool you know I really there there were these really good Gaston shirts they used to sell and then they discontinued them because they were misogynist good why cuz it was just Gast on being cocky but that's his character hella supposed to be do I know but like literally is supposed to be toxic M I know but I I don't think everybody gets it you know I think Gaston means toxic masculine yeah mus it was the lesson that's how you learn not to be like this guy the Beast just
13:35 looked like the villain but Gaston was the villain deep [Music]
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