0:04 Nick throw it off there it is all right why am I in this shot why not dude [Music] in breaking news another time that we're going to be on time with some news sort of that's pretty good two for two today don't expect too much out there don't expect too much former president Donald Trump files to run in 2024 literally like seven minutes ago but there's no point in adding context to seven minutes ago because you're probably seeing this a month later but is that a surprise I thought everyone knew he was gonna run but he hadn't announced it exactly oh first time wait what about that speech he did like four or five months ago in Texas or Arizona and people were like oh he's running is it because he he didn't officially announce it but he he's been doing all
0:55 kinds of speeches but yeah he hasn't announced anything and all like it wasn't an official announcement well there was a thing about campaign Finance law where you can't say you're running for president yet and not have like a certain apparatus so like that's what was speculated as to why he hasn't done that yet but then now midterms are done and so he's he's enough oh unless it seems like everything he's always said kind of hints at it to keep people interested too yeah it's like all teasers right he's a showman yeah with all the like like maybe we're gonna get into a war and all these crazy things like I really wonder what will happen if he does win and then all the friends that he's made friends with Putin and all them like how they gonna how is he gonna flip it like that's really interesting to me this is a perfect time to get some Joe
1:45 speculation Biden probably would just continue on with what's been going on do you ever feel a certain kinship with Joe Biden because you both have the name Joe we're both sleepy a couple of Joes we're both sleepy I would I want to describe you as being sleepy no I wouldn't either I get sleepy of course yeah I don't like that guy though not like sleepy Joe no what's your what's your take on what's going on because you haven't been here from a sec to me it's been so wild and all these things are like coming from I mean like I I'm still in disbelief that we might go into World War III yeah you know what the news that we found out about Poland and ████ in the missiles so I really don't know how it's going to be handled so let's say Trump doesn't go into office right with Biden it's probably just gonna be a continuation of what's
2:36 been going on proxy war in Ukraine and just let's prolong it for as long as possible do you think they let Biden run again as like an 80 plus year old I hope not because the party can't take them out like if he's already the seating president take a primary amount yeah it happened it's happened before it happened after the first term they would just they would pull a sitting president out they've done it before oh it's happened to who Gerald Ford ████ he lost to Reagan So Reagan primaried him out right and then um Reagan ran successfully for president because I didn't know that they had primaries for sitting presidents who would they run against Gerald Ford remember so Nixon resigns right Gerald Ford steps in and then Gerald Ford says I'm only gonna run I'm only gonna be president for as long as this term is and then I'm gonna sit down and then he actually kind of
3:27 started to really Vibe he was like I'm really vibing with the office I think I'm kind of seeing the office like molecularly and I'm like whoa I'm good at the job and so then he decides to run and then he gets primaried out by Reagan and so that's what happened oh that makes sense maybe there was a different like relationship with like the people to be like you know with a sitting president who wasn't actually voted in that way you know for sure was he a vice president Jennifer was the vice president yeah but then there was also another vice president called Spiro Agnew before Gerald Ford had to step down because of corruption so then Gerald Ford like came in to power that way as the vice president and they became President when Nixon resigned so then Gerald Ford is the president and then he's like I'm only going to be the interim president and then he's like oh psyches I want to be real president that's like House of Cards yeah is this similar to how uh Tom Brady became quarterback no well yes because Drew Bledsoe uh stepped down as we all know
4:18 um and then um just because he sucked ass in football and well he actually went down because of an injury a personal injury but then um yeah Tom Brady stepped in and he lit it the ████ up but then but then Tom Brady was also involved with FDX is why he should never be able to throw a football you should go down with the ship do um when Reagan was President I and like being a kid I always heard people talking about that he was sucking as a president was he good or bad well depends on who you talk to yeah that's what I don't know so like Reagan came out with Reaganomics and then I trickled my own economics was uh I think she created the No Child Left Behind Act I think so or like I might be wrong but they say that that program messed up she just dare she just dare was it there
5:09 okay maybe maybe I'm getting it mixed up or was that Barbara Barbara Bush ████ I don't know No Child Left Behind was was Bush W though oh really okay well it's No Child Left Behind and it's like cool dude like what does that mean even and then that means you just push him up the grades even if they don't pass everything yeah still very much left behind in the long game I read a lot of this stuff I just don't remember it's okay so if we have a Child Left Behind pretty much Dara was created by Daryl Gates maybe that's why he called it dare no but no yeah created I'm sure but during their presidency it was pushed by like I think Bush's um hw's wife or I don't know so do you think it's gonna be so it's gonna be Trump and DeSantis duking and out for the Republicans it seems like it DeSantis has a pretty good chance people
6:00 like to say this but then people love Trump so like the difference is Trump has such a strong support like around him he's got merch he's got good merch pull it out pull it out we got both we got the Joe Biden merch that no one recognizes but we still got it no one's ever won it yeah Nick throw it off why not if you think about like the last I mean election right the the vote was pretty much 50 50. the popular vote so there's still a lot of supporters of trump in the states dude there's 70 something million people who voted for him yeah it's it's yeah that's wild it's
6:51 a real thing you still got to see Dave Chappelle's monologue and SNL talks about that too in a solution let's watch it right now yeah sure yeah let's watch it can we react yeah let's react to it can't we keep hitting the space bar and he basically just talks about how uh Trump's the first honest liar that uh honest liar calls him an honest liar yeah talks about he's like the City Trump comes out talks about how the system is all rigged and stuff like that and they're like well and then Biden and you know Hillary Clinton is like no it's not and the prompter is like how do you know do you have any evidence he's like yeah because I use the system and that's when that's what it's like oh ████ this was the honestly well that was the thing about Trump too is like he would say like everyone says like you know you know we're in the Middle East why are we in the Middle East she's like we're gonna take the oil is like we're gonna take the ████ oil
7:41 and like that's the first time my life like George W would never have said that ████ we all know they were there for the oil but George W's not he's like he's like whatever what it's called oh voting yeah votes don't let people vote isn't that good we're gonna spread democracy what is it called by the way does anybody think that bush won Florida in 2000 does anybody really think that bush Wanted 2 000 because I sure do because I'm a ████ American hanging Chad's dude was that what the exactly so so you know that whole voter fraud ████ right that um the Republicans now are claiming that the Democrats did the Democrats actually called Bush on voter fraud during that whole time do you remember in 2004 when D bold voting machines got rolled out yeah and John Kerry lost and the Democrats were saying that the voting machines were rigged yeah from diebold I
8:33 remember this yesterday it's so funny how everyone has selective memory about the gym how would you even question elections like dude everyone questions every ████ election it's been ever since I was a kid it's a great move it's a great move yeah why wouldn't you can't handle it I still wish Ross Perell won that one Ross Peru like Ross Perot with his big ears I liked it for the memes it was a good meme time but it was meantime it was meantime for sure I used to see those in Mad Magazine well he used to one he's like there's a great sucking sound coming out of China he's like they're they're pulling up a lot of these manufacturing jobs and God damn was he right about that I really wonder what it would have happened like if he became president because he was the only sensible one yeah and he's another billionaire so he'd probably be ████ too that's the best part that's the best part I don't mean to be too cynical but be cynical talk about it look yeah yeah
9:24 if you elected billionaire guess what they're going to do hook up their buddies that's what happens every ████ time but all you can hope is that like Reaganomics some of the good ████ trickles out into your ████ open mouth that's literally how praying for it that's how I see politics though right the way I see it is like they're all gonna ████ us which one is probably gonna ████ us in a way that won't hurt us so hard a little less harder or I get a little benefit I just want a little bit Yeah I want to come a little bit just a little bit because if you elect whether it's a Dem democrat or a republican right if you do if you if you elect an old school politician they play the game where the banks the military industrial complex old media they have their own network of boys they're gonna go into another War a lot of American lives are gonna go get lost and die for
10:16 their for their gain right at least with a new person coming along you don't know what their special interests are so it might be also be the war machine but it might not be so then if you try someone else that maybe their special interest is just Silicon Valley and they have no interest in like you know making money with the military so them and it's every group every Camp is different they use their power position to basically milk the system with them and their team yeah so I just want the team to have a special interest in something that doesn't hurt a lot of people and for me Trump was real estate and there they did really well with real state right they put in great laws for the rest of us we did really well with real estate during that time but there were no Wars it he
11:06 didn't start any new Wars none of that stuff and that's my thing is like let's find an evil that isn't so evil so you bring in someone that maybe starts a ton of ████ Wars it's dangerous yeah for us and the public but then he well I disagree because he might forgive student loans awake he might not he's not going he's going to pull that back because now it's post-election time and they just had a court say that that's unconstitutional and so now they're going to give up on that and so you guys all got God and that's what happens every ████ time anytime something could happen that could help people again not to be too cynical but this always happens it gets rolled back like Obamacare was a big gimme for insurance companies insurance companies wrote the Bill they wrote it and that's why the insurance companies benefited and that's why all Health Care spiked everywhere and that's why everyone hates our health care System even more somehow yeah and I'm not saying oh my God it was so great
11:56 before no it sucked ass before it sucks even more ass now I think what people fail to realize is the game isn't being played for us it's being played it's for them or like let's say if you look at the hierarchy right of who actually runs this country the corporations in the campaign funders corporatists and in the groups like the special interest groups that give campaign funding they're the ones that are trying to place in laws that work for their team and their industry all of us that work for them or just maybe small business or whatever we're not even in that same group so they win our votes but all the plays are happening here that benefit them but they're counting on us fighting each other the whole time and not even noticing them and that's how the game's been played for like my entire life and didn't we keep saying like hey once
12:47 Trump is gone and there's a new president there's going to be a new war a new ████ War we said this yeah years ago years ago and then they're like no you don't understand it's a new era look you Ukraine happened like that always ████ happens because the same Playbook is always repeated but we look it's as fun as it is to say yeah good boy give Trump a gold star he didn't start a new war he continued the old Wars he didn't ending he didn't end it he didn't yeah he was bombing the ████ out of the Middle East too just like Obama did just like ████ Bush did beforehand and you know Everyone likes to pretend like oh my God Bush was this new warmonger it was just a continuation of what we're already doing yeah like George H.W was talking about you know the New World Order the whole time and that was all part of the project for New American Century which was the Dick Cheney Outlet like and that was like hey
13:38 we need to like basically redefine the Middle East by taking it the ████ over classic American hegemony where we just take control places and we use excuses like democracy and freedom yeah I'm just gonna make them our own corporate corporatist interests put a KFC into McDonald's in there collect a sick ass check back at home and we'll figure it out later and that's what we do every ████ time and it's amazing how people fall for it and yeah God bless Ronald Reagan the president I was born he was you know in my little baby book says you're born in the oregano Administration that guy was like giving money the contras they were ████ running guns like they were working all kinds of Corporations they started the CIA started the crack epidemic and the black neighborhood exactly and it's and it's all like God damn I love my ████ president I'm is my president and people say like oh you know the Republicans
14:28 with uh George H.W bush he started the war and it's like no like actually Clinton was already bombing out uh Taliban so and then before that George senior started invading Iraq so it's like dude the game's been being played like way back then they have like bush it was only Bush and like he ████ it all up oh no Clinton said he changed the policy of uh the United States towards Iraq to one of regime change we need to change regime in Iraq because Saddam is a bad player because Saddam is not playing the game to our terms that's what happened in Libya with Gaddafi that's what happens anytime you ever oppose accepting our monetary system yep as yours you don't want to play the Petro dollar game guess what dude we're gonna come for you dude and we're gonna
15:18 rape your guy with a knife in the street which is what they did to Gaddafi it's crazy so Eisenhower had this pretty famous speech after World War II or he was talking about the military-industrial complex it was the very first time that publicly a president even talked about the existence of the military industrial complex and he was talking about there are secret societies basically he didn't say that word for word but he said there are secret groups within that is the biggest threat to America beware the influence how's Kennedy right no Dwight well no he talked about secret societies Kennedy and yes yeah Dwight Eisenhower talked about beware the influences with Assad or unsought by The American or by the military industrial complex so they're both talking about the same thing yeah and basically they probably saw that they're like as a president they're like I can't even do my job because this is just baked into the
16:08 system now and this is the biggest threat to the American people and then so after that I think like you know it's just a game like people like the new president but the president really doesn't have as much power as these groups have been in power for for a very very long time there's not a president that I like my favorite thing though is that I look at memes and they go remember when Obama like only his only Scandal was a tan suit I'm like yeah dude cool my brother was in the Drone program then and like trust me a dancing if you think it was a tan suit you're ████ nuts they used to bomb they would bomb families in vans in houses in hospitals they would kill civilians with drones and then they would just reclassify them as enemy combatants which is why surgeons yeah yeah and you and you could see the statistics during the Obama Administration they just started cooking the books and saying like oh we're auditing ourselves don't
16:59 worry they would just reassess these accidents right and then basically making excuses for why they're doing ████ up things in the Middle East I wonder why they hate us you know it's so funny like like but they would reclassify all these these innocent people dying and then they're wondering why we're getting more terrorists all the time yeah gee I wonder why and and how can you even call them terrorists when when they see the American flag they see something different than Wheels 100 and and that's a scary reality coming from a military family like you have to you look yourself in the mirror at some point wow okay that was great I could watch you guys talk politics all day is it really politics though we really don't know what we're talking about I'm drunk
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