0:00 [Music] welcome to ask the boys the only show on the internet where you can ask the boys i asked a bunch of questions on my instagram so the only way you're going to be able to ask questions is make sure you follow all of our instagrams and wait for the moment when we say yo ask us a question and today we have a huge list from people that were in my stories perfect thank you joe for the setup so here we go uh the first question comes from say the yellow kind and the question is how hot is anthony's sister the answer is very very very how ████ hot if she looks anything like anthony she's very hot very hot i don't think i've ever met your sister what's the next question all right let's go the next question is
0:50 the next question is can you guys talk about the travis scott concert on jk news also give anthony's sister a shout out for me ████ you you ████ [Laughter] the video went up today actually so it went up today bring my sister into astro world dog i don't get it all right um [Music] oh hey maybe this is for nick the question is how do i make love to a lesbian who is this person this is from constagram it actually says that no it literally says how do i make love to a lesbian uh i don't know why i'm the authority on this we're talking we're talking about a lesbian
1:42 uh i'll say this i mean you're the closest one that can help us out here it's so funny when it's not about your sister and i'm like i thought you had a hot lesbian so this is what anthony lee feels like you can't answer that i don't know i wish i knew i love our fans i just ████ love our fans these guys don't respect your patreon dollars apparently i don't know you know what's cool is that every like you know i'm always like who watches this ████ who watches the ████ we've been here for 15 years and some of these guys they've been like on the long run dude you know now on youtube you can see like if you're in the account there's like a little red dot next to their name and you can like you could kind of put your cruiser over and it'll tell you how many years we got some like decade fans six
2:34 years 10 years so shout outs to you guys ████ amazing i can see you guys big time thank you guys but you know that they're like an extended friend that we never met right cause they watched us grow they understand our humor they connect to our humor so they're gonna get a lot of our ████ jokes and then so they come up with some funny ████ themselves some of these questions i'm dying bro and i'm like oh we can't say some of this ████ but it's so good so far i've said all the ones that was like i don't know if we can say that so it's been great it's juicier okay next question is from robbies.privy he says is it better to use fingers or mouth to make a girl all caps go crazy both down on our pulse probably above but you start with a single you add the double the combination is killer yeah i say do you see hey you see how the confidence is that this guy
3:24 this guy has so much sex it's crazy okay and this is a genuine question for you as a friend how do you eat ████ with this little the little soul patch because the the chicks don't always like that i don't eat it with my chin i you know my tongue no but i know right but but because sometimes you get a little cross rub it's never really been an issue that was either spoken of or brought up to me i i think i keep most of the when i'm doing both this right here stays in the lower area this right here stays in the upper outer clay area so it's not like it like penetrates so deep that i'm pushing my ████ chin hairs into the vaginal canal ████ dude you never seen that strap-on that people
4:15 hit the chit strap i've been getting size for one but i can't find the one that fits me perfectly it's not to your chin not to your fan yeah yeah uh i don't use fingers because my chick's not into fingers so i only use mouth and uh well you'll ████ stretch her ████ out with those fingers dude yeah usually guys would use two fingers if you use two man that ████ steve has to use his pinky that's not good yeah i would but she wouldn't let me so anyway she's just like he's already yeah it gets the job done i'm telling you i used to be a finger master i was a figure right master because i was like one of those people who's like virgin told her like wait it's like wait so you learned the the movie so i was the fingerprint master and like why because now i'm married and like i can't even use all my powers what's your rate your best quality is the wrong move like on a scale from 100 like what would it be 100 out of 100
5:05 yeah no question see that confidence that's scary i love it nah the way you did it was like you were seducing all of us the way you were talking about yeah yeah you went i was like dude i'm getting hot and heavy right now i still want to know about your lesbian sister what about her yeah how do you make her cub how do i make my sister come is that what they make love to a lesbian brother dude so maybe you could talk to a lesbian about making love maybe you would have some insight but instead we didn't know you just you know what i don't ask i don't ask my sister about her love life but you know what what do you want me to ask myself ████ call right now we could be like yo how do you ████ make a lesbian come thank you okay let's let's be let's be respectful human beings here lesbians straight doesn't matter you come you come right we gotta figure out how all of our sisters come dude you know what the truth is some of us know already yeah we said it
5:55 dude anthony put it out there we all have to say it who said what it's not my fault if a girl can't come wait christ oh my god honestly that's actually pretty true scientifically because they found out that you know when when girls can't have uh boys which was like from the medieval times it because of the girl's fault they found that out that's why king harry be ████ chopping off all those holes up this is a fact that's exactly yeah what does the show become i'm gonna tell you this is hot seat for joe i'm gonna tell you something real this is i'm trying to be serious and ████ be in touch with my side
6:46 i'm about to be really vulnerable right now let's go laughing at me and ████ dude right now i you know i i noticed that i said that that you know like it's the girl's fault if they don't come not me you know and it's because i'm insecure because i never made a girl come mm-hmm so i because of sex haver like you i need to learn can you teach me how to make a go wait a minute oh how the tables have turned i tried to god you know how many times i try to throw ████ and they won't come where you try to yeah you throw ████ and you're like why aren't you coming stupid yes yeah i try everything i try i try fingering your butthole yeah i try making out with her butt yeah everything she won't come that's ████ up dude yeah i'm saying i put in a lot of work here and one like i don't want to i don't
7:36 want a pity orgasm i want a real one but for some reason i try everything dude i swear to god i let her lick my ass and everything she still doesn't come you should take her to the doctor and just be like and like what's wrong i don't know she won't come out i don't know she has one of those things wrong with her you know yeah try everything yeah she wouldn't come when she was licking your ████ how many guys would let the girl do that no i feel you for sure right um dude what else we got steve i motorboated titties and everything still did it we're gonna let this go for five more minutes okay we'll circle back and then we'll circle back here all right here we go uh motorboat was a for sure thing i ████ let her watch me jack off and she still wouldn't come oh my gosh okay next question is from jamie she says when are you bringing ass the feels back we did call ask the boy
8:27 this is it you're in it we just talk about sex right now what do you want i was vulnerable dude ████ we're giving up giving him advice right now too jamie don't upset him come on this is from peter he says tacoma or silverado oh ████ tacoma baby that's why i got one yeah uh how do you start your own miguel says how do you start your own production agency or tips on freelancing ask this dude right here he got a studio photo studio oh tips on freelancing you just gotta start doing it that's a good tip for offer free work are we all build a resume in some way shape or form a freelancer yeah yeah the best thing that's the two for life the best ways trying to be a paid lancer but other than that yeah
9:17 i will say though with freelancing or when you do any like a type of contracting job uh in your field i think it's really really important when you're kind of representing yourself to uh ask the right questions to figure out what like the kind of like for example like rates are i remember when i was like teaching classes and stuff like that overseas and whatnot it would be like weirdly taboo for people to be like hey how much are you getting paid or how much are you getting paid but then i would just be that guy to like try to figure out the right way to get the information the second would be like oh it's like hey do you mind letting me know like what your rate is for this and they would say something and immediately i'd be like ████ it i'm raising my rate yeah so i think the freelancing gig like oftentimes people kind of traverse through their own respective fields or industries and they don't necessarily ask certain questions that can very basically speed up your entire progression on that yeah you know what i do i'd be like yo anthony what is your rate 500 bucks
10:08 hey dude i think do it for 500 i'll do it for 450 higher no lie absolutely no ████ lie absolutely there's a strategy and if you could offer more value for a lower cost that inherently makes you more about the field i don't want to today's video is brought to you by tushy so you know when we went on our trip to japan like everywhere had bidets like public restrooms at the park had bidets malls everywhere right and that definitely changed our lives but during that time it was too expensive for me to actually get one and i was like i don't know man like it's nice and all but like it felt like a luxury yeah thank goodness we partnered up with tushy several years ago and they sent me one and i was able to still get the luxuries of a bidet but
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13:29 i wanna be around people but some days i just wanna go home and just like chill not be around anybody and i just i just try to be around friends or like i'm i'm kind of weird like when i'm depressed i like to like listen to depressing music and stuff like you kind of i heard someone say this and it's kind of true you kind of get like addicted to the feeling of like being depressed or being stressed or having anxiety but for me like i said mainly just like being around friends are like doing like the stuff that i do try to do it more so like you know fishing you want to go fishing dog oh i'll make you i'll give you happiness i love fishing yeah yeah let's go fishing yeah jk fishing i do i do co-sign that though uh when i was like a little bit more down and in the funk especially like trying to be creative and stuff like that you get like blocked and you feel all ████ weird about your ████ being all sensitive um one of my only things that
14:19 would help me get myself out of that funk would to be around my friends because in your mentality maybe you don't have the strength to like talk about how you're actually a good person but you can at least have the strength to acknowledge that other people around you are good yeah and if they're willing to hang out with you then you can't be half bad you know what i'm saying so i think validation for yourself through validating others is actually a really helpful technique let you know that you're around the right people yeah meditation physical movement nature stoicism buddhism meditating stuff like meditation i said again i'll say it again because that's how it works number one breathing dude just focus on breath really help me deal with um controlling my emotions yeah
15:11 get some sunlight too hell yeah it's all the basic stuff that you need to do physical activity exercise making sure you're eating somewhat healthy a little bit of weed and stop thinking yeah practice not thinking you got to build momentum you got to build momentum and start getting yeah a pattern a routine some structure i feel like what happens to a lot of people is that they have a lack of structure and therefore it causes them to kind of be in this perpetual state of them never moving forward in a way and i feel like that adds to a lot of depression for a lot of people and have a goal dude i swear to god okay and and this is going to suck a little bit for me personally because i actually just hit a goal recently and it actually happened two mornings ago where every morning that i wake up i've talked about how pity i am for years but every morning when i wake up i think about the time when i told my family to buy the bear market for crypto when it was
16:02 on a low when it was on a low and i was like and me and my brother were saying if you took your stimulus check right now and you dumped it into ethereum or like like omg which we were in the time like you're going to do really well and they said i might as well check our money into a fire right that's that's the response they said well they had their champagne glasses yeah yeah and they all and they all agreed with each other last with each other in our family group text right and then i i after that i'm not kidding every morning when i wake up i think about that i think about that oh wait you don't screenshot it and send it to him no no no no no no no he's he's the pettiness for fuel i use the predators for fuel every morning when i wake up to show them that i i will win and you will lose and you will have to ████ suck it oh you're doing a big surprise cake yeah you're not sending it every morning like look at how much today no no i waited waited till the milestone got hit with
16:52 me and my brother at the same time because my brother i like i he he started with nothing yeah right and he took like i want to say like um i mean he's scooping the bear low and all that stuff and he took like about 20 grand and turned it into a huge amount of money right that we just hit uh two mornings ago that's awesome so we texted our family because we talked about it for two years we're like we're gonna text them and like just send them our portfolio and say next time you want to win you're not chucking your money into a fire like this is how you ████ win but you have to beg and uh [Laughter] we did that like two mornings ago and i i've never felt better was it like a big anchor just left your ████ body came 10 times in a row and i need to go to bed and it was 8 30 in the morning wow go to bed it was beautiful it was
17:43 beautiful living through your ████ joy right now that's awesome so beautiful in your ████ all they could do is just go congrats that's crazy wow good job fast forward they're depressed now yeah how do you handle your depression pass it off to somebody else but having that goal are they so prideful though to the point where they won't want to get into it or are they just like oh how did you do i want to do it we'll see because it's only been two days but i'm assuming that eventually the reality will sit in they'll be like yo how'd you do this ████ again i can't believe you did it again right because i've done it before so so that's what i'm excited about is for them to come around and ask me that but even if they don't i don't give a ████ because i want so i had a goal and now that it's you know some people are winning here because your brother story's opposite of mine where i came from wealth and it's now been depleted because of crypto whereas you know he you know it's like as long as one of us is winning
18:36 it's okay it's okay i'll get there joseph by the way the next question is how did you become such a good actor all right here we go here we go okay uh what's the best piece of advice you've ever had and who said it to you from faded lx that's a good question oh that's a deep one you have to think about that all right i i got one um i remember like my cousin was training me like like like ████ like you know like my ████ fitness coach and ████ right and then he saw me do my b████-ass push-ups right because i was thinking like i want to impress some show i could do like as much as i can right and he was watching me and he's like man you're only cheating yourself well and he walked away and i was like oh damn i half-assed that ████ dude and until now i'm like no one should look
19:26 over me challenging myself because i'm just cheating me like and i'm like i just gotta do the full force of everything now and then that's when i became my obsessed self when i do things i remember when you first said that and then i remembered that when i was in the gym oh really yeah because you said that a long time ago i think like years ago because you would half fast and you're like yeah okay i'm not gonna do the whole extension or if you like have three left you just do them all whack yeah it's like oh well then i'm only ████ ripping myself off yeah that's true even in bed when i'm ████ i don't know i'm still thinking yeah yeah it's a toughy it's a tempting topic don't eat yellow snow yeah that's a good one someone's advice right yeah best piece of advice you ever had and who said it to you i remember who said it to me but i i do remember hearing one time um
20:16 that like you should uh you are like who you surround yourself with and ever since then i just started leaching onto as many rich people as possible man you in the wrong circle homie yeah obviously that's why you always lose [Laughter] for me it was rick flair and he said that's mine too i'm sure this works you know what i mean okay uh is joe planning to grow his hair as long as hannah's your girlfriend or do a surprise haircut out of nowhere what's the story with your hair oh i just asked hannah to be in charge of what i look like i was like if you want
21:06 my hair to keep growing she goes yeah let's see how it goes i'll be like all right you just tell me when to cut it because it's easier when someone else is in charge especially because that's her background she's you know fashion and she's she's a designer and she does that all this ████ so i'm just like you know what make me your barbie doll do what the ████ you want it's working yeah she grabs my clothes and she's like this is your outfit for the day and i'm like i would have chosen that that's tight it's just shorts and a t-shirt barbell shorts t-shirt yeah but no one crocodile dundee had no underwear she chose this nah but it was in the pile that she left for me so when she left she she had us a clothes called the closet now i have a box of clothes and then she has it in order of like so i just pick it up and i leave when she's on the show i'm going to play this clip and i'm going to say did you dress him that day or not she was ████ out here [Laughter]
22:00 not this i put it together are you ████ high steve uh okay here's a question from velen joe if you could invent something what would it be me or the name is joe no no just the name is valencia oh oh that's specifically me hey this question is only for joe nobody else answered all right joe go ahead you guys already said mine like invent something new if you could invent something what would it be and it has to be new i mean you're like oh i wish i invented bitcoin or some ████ it's got to be new okay uh right off the bat i would want the retractable spork so it's like a spoon and then you press a button and then the ████ uh tongs come out in order for it to be a fork but it's still spoonable but why do we care because the spork is so unthreatening like a switchblade why did i want to do
22:51 it to threaten somebody i just threaten my soup like it's like a like a switchblade really no like a spork no it's not threatening for your mouth like you like what's the what's the downslope ████ add the ████ let me answer the question what's the down slope on a ████ sport right now what's what's oh you keep on stabbing your tongue anthony your mouth is ████ bleeding out in your ████ soup sometimes i want just a full spoon or is it a cake is it is it camping is it for camping yeah what's up when you want sports dude a setting you can choose where it's a fork only what the ████ are your inventions intellectuals you want my invention yeah what is it but a spork yeah using d how about using d5 to solve the student loan crisis oh that's a brand new concept wow oh yeah no yeah a lot of people are talking about using d5 for sure oh sure hey jennifer lawrence when i was in fourth grade we had this
23:41 as like a assignment and i made a foldable skateboard so that you can put in your backpacks when you're like going around like people can't steal it so like what i did is i got my skateboard i cut it in half with a saw and i put like door locks on it and then you just lock them and you're able to stand on it and when you're done you do it and you fold it put in your backpack so i probably make that because that's did you patent it sick no that wasn't fourth my invention was uh it was the same thing where you had to make it in school mine was a freaking uh like a drum pad where like you know you just play drums but it was a steering wheel cover and then it connects to your radio so you can do drums along with whatever you're listening to while you drive and crash your car while you drive yeah that's what a great idea yeah you know people do that ████ oh yeah i drove a lot all day so i might as well listen to what you're actually doing
24:32 i'll ████ make up a invisible condom how do you find that was the most joke how do you find it to put it on joe's like okay guy community this is for you don't tell the girls there's no condom it's an invisible condom just invent invisible ████ it just feels like skin no it's real it you can pre it protects pregnant look it comes out of the box hold on a second oh there's no ████ oh some weight to it sorry all right oh ████ i dropped it and you put it up you gotta get another one hold on uh it's it's right here it's so legit it's crazy and then you open and then the inside of the box has like
25:22 a little bit of of latex caked on the side so you dip your dick into the inside of the box real quick and then you're like look taste it and like oh it tastes like oh yeah i guess it is an invisible color [Music] you
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