0:00 Cuz if I were doing a gay scene, like Brokeback Mountain, I would want at least five intimacy coordinators to rip >> Five? >> to rip us apart right when the director yells cut. >> He pulls you Cuz you're going to be too into it? Even though that's just the the job of the intimacy coordinator, right? >> Do you guys remember that in that movie, uh, We're the Millers? >> Yeah. >> I love that movie. >> That's a good movie. >> that that kid in the movie, the little >> Eyebrows kid? >> The eyebrows kid. He had to kiss Jennifer Aniston and Emma Roberts in the same scene. So like he's going back and forth with them. Let's recall real quickly. No audio. So we don't get messed with. >> Mhm. >> Okay.
0:52 >> We're Okay, just visually put it in our eyes, okay? >> Mhm. >> So he's saying >> He needs to practice. >> He needs to practice. So he's saying now in interviews recently that he wishes they had an intimacy coordinator on set for this. >> Why? >> That's why I wanted to ask you guys what you thought. >> What the ████ Like someone to set the boundaries, you guys are making out too hard? >> Yeah, cuz he said it was a little bit awkward and weird. >> know I can I could see that. >> What is an intimacy >> Are you lying, Ryan? >> No, no, no, I can understand why like I'm not like for me I don't know don't don't give a ████ but like I can understand if you're a kid. >> How old is he in here? >> He was 19. >> Oh wait, he's not a ████ kid. >> Cuz if I put myself in my shoes >> I thought he was a kid here. >> They they they never they never actually deal with kids. You especially it's always somebody who's Unless it's a
1:42 Clint Eastwood movie. >> Yeah. >> Cuz if I put myself in his shoes, I would go, "Hey director, can we do this like maybe like for 4 hours?" >> We're actually going to need an another day on this. >> This just sounds like woke Hollywood speak. >> To be like, "I would have liked an intimacy >> Can we have a thousand takes of this? I don't think I can I can do it better. >> Also, it's just good marketing right now, right? >> For who? For for him? Let's say he's not getting a lot of work right now or something like that. >> Oh, he's killing it. >> No, he's been in he's been in like a Marvel movie recently. >> I know I I I know that. I'm just saying like the idea of being like oh, it's it's good publicity for this era. This is like what people want to hear. It's good PR. >> You think it's because he's he's gay that he's he doesn't like this? Cuz he's like >> He's not gay though. >> I know, but someone who asked for that is kind of gay. So, that's that's why I just thought he was gay. >> Cuz if I were doing a gay scene, like
2:32 Brokeback Mountain, I would want at least five intimacy coordinators to rip >> Five? >> to rip us apart right when the director yells cut. >> He pulls you Cuz you're going to be too into it? >> You know, that's just the the job of the intimacy coordinator, right? It's also like helping to set the environment, set the set the mood in the correct way, and also make people feel comfortable so they're doing a better performance, right? And feeling protected. So, I think it's not just like let's stop. It's also maybe like hey, how did that feel if we could relax a little bit more and then, you know, whatever can make the situation more comfortable, you know? >> I think those are also the people that prevent ████ random-ass gaffers from looking at your sex scene. >> That, too. They make sure to clear the room and everything, yeah. >> Yeah. I see. I see. >> Just make sure there's all people that don't need to be here looking at your ████ >> Yeah. >> I would want like
3:22 You know how like they have fluffers on set? >> For pornos? >> I'd be so hard after this that I'd want to be finished afterwards. >> Oh my god, that's so anti-intimacy coordinator. >> Yeah, so what's the opposite of an intimacy coordinator? Like >> Intimacy wrapper. You go, it's a wrap. And I'm okay, and then you jerk him off. >> Cuz then I don't want to be like sitting there with a hard-on. That's so embarrassing. >> Or then this intimacy coordinator would be like, "Okay, this is a great time for a break, everybody. Everybody, 10 minutes." >> And then she starts sucking me off? >> No, he he. >> Probably not. >> Okay, well, whoever's good at it. Whoever's the best. If if they're if they're the best that industry can buy, then I'm going to trust >> for in order for fairness and for this to be legal, you can't know who's finishing you. >> Well, it's a glory hole. >> Yeah. >> So, it's it's the it's it'll be the intimacy box, right? And then you just stick your dick in and you get finished. They could be like 90, they could be a man, they could be a woman, whatever.
4:12 It's ████ it's just D I >> ████ gross. >> Do you think there's people fighting for that role? >> You go You go into your You go into your trailer afterwards and then you stick it in the hole that LEADS OUTSIDE. >> IT IS A HOMELESS MAN SUCKING YOUR DICK OUT THERE. >> SO, people just see this Oh, okay. >> It's time. >> And I was a towel he was like, "Oh, I was hanging right here." >> Oh, perfect. >> Yeah. >> You know what this tells me about him? He's not a true artist. >> What Oh, wait. >> Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street, the scene where he goes like this to show Leo? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Um the you never see her ████ but she said she wanted to get a genuine reaction out of him, so she didn't wear underwear. >> Holy ████ dude. >> I'm like, that's an artist. >> out. That's an artist. >> artist. >> That's a supportive artist. >> You didn't even need to, but then she
5:03 was like, "I want this scene to be real, so I'm going to show him my puss." And this guy is not a true artist, man. >> Maybe this is just like it sounds like it's so Hollywood speak the same way that they were all saying before, "I wish there was a a COVID protocol person on set." >> Oh. >> They're just They're just having the backs of people in their industry. Like, they do that all the time. They're like, "Oh, I wish that the the costumers union was here." You know, they just ████ shouting each other out. >> gay. >> Well, they're I think they're just >> making fun of him pretty hard for this. Obviously. >> Dude, you have two hot chicks, one from one generation, one from the other. He's complaining, that's ████ crazy. >> imagine if Jonah Hill complained about his role on Grandma's Boy? >> That's one of the best roles too. >> What happened there? >> He his whole role was to just suck on titties. >> That's pretty sick. >> Every single time you saw him, he was
5:54 sucking on titties. >> That's like Jim Carrey in that one movie. Me, Myself, and Irene. He was sucking on that lady's tit on the park bench. Remember that? >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Where he just appears and she's like >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So ████ funny to me as a kid. >> Yeah, as a kid that was crazy. >> Insane. I've never seen that before. >> It almost feels like >> If he's being interviewed and let's say he's being specifically asked about this exact scene, that just seems like the Hollywood PR thing to say. It just seems so correct. >> Oh, yeah. Is that is that a phrase taken out of context? Because that's also such a a normal thing that maybe you would experience. Like if somebody's asking like, you know, what what could have been better in in different times? Or like, well, how was that experience? And that was a comment. >> You know what you know what the phrase I'm sure he's saying it in. He's not saying like, I wish I had that. I think he's saying it would have been beneficial for all people on set if they
6:44 had an enemy >> He just says that it was uncomfortable and that um it he would have helped to have an intimacy coordinator on set. And he also complimented Jennifer Aniston and said that she did a great job of making him feel like cool and like >> he needs to fire his PR team. >> Cuz cuz now I think now like cuz you know when you how you answer questions also gets you casted a certain way. >> Yeah. >> Now leading man out of the out of the question. >> Leading ████ >> Really? >> Yeah. Cuz like Henry Cavill would never answer like that. You know, like any like leading man, they would be like >> He would say something that's charming, especially if you know it's on the record. >> Like he had an opportunity to be like to smooth. He'd be like, "There wasn't an intimacy coordinator there, so the energy was slightly uncomfortable, but I did my best to, you know, at the end of the day be professional, be a gentleman, and they were blind." >> You know, he's playing the game though. I think he is playing the game where like now studios who are the ones who
7:34 decide what you get want him because he's so politically correct. >> I don't think he'll go I think that leads you in another direction. >> Yeah, cuz >> think you can play all games. as different games. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You think that makes a girl wet? >> But I think that one won't like cuz I can't picture even someone like uh Chalamet or even Tom uh Tim uh Tom Holland Tim Holland? >> Tom Holland. >> Tom Holland. I can I can't see either either of those >> Nope. >> answer that way. >> But then I think fans did I think fans had the least power in who gets roles. I don't I really don't think it's like oh he's so manly because the fans think so. I think all it takes is one ████ dude at the studio head to be like give Ezra Miller another role even though the world ████ hates him. >> Or what about dude Jared Leto? >> It'll never end. >> Keep giving him those roles, man. >> god, he just came out he's Skeletor now. I'm like of course he's Skeletor. >> I think like even you know like >> Getting funnier though. So they maybe maybe they know something we don't know. It's a long game.
8:24 >> You think? >> I think maybe. All right, keep it going. >> Oh really? For Jared Leto? >> Yeah, because like if it becomes so stupid and meme-worthy that suddenly maybe we're just going to be like yeah. >> But he likes those roles. >> Another one. Cuz it's getting so ridiculous. >> I think he seeks out those roles to be honest. I think he likes them. >> I think he's got overhead, brother. >> But I think Hollywood definitely works more like behind closed doors where like people end up in the roles they get has nothing to do with what consumers >> play. >> Yeah, I don't think it has anything to do with cuz like it's just luck if it lines up with consumer taste. They're the ones deciding what you are going to like. You don't go I like that so they gave me more of it. >> When somebody's hot, they're hot. They just get into it like the Jacob Elordi or whatever. >> Yeah, you get forced ████ like the new thing and it's not like yeah. >> But they they also you know they they know like who watches what and what
9:14 demo. So they'll take a name and they'll plug it in and they they'll know how well it'll do internationally compared to domestically and all that kind of stuff. They're very aware of that. >> If he said the real thing like I got so hard and I wish that they would finish it off but they didn't then like >> I had to go jack off in my trailer. >> Yeah, because because I think >> not going to work. >> No. >> And it's not going to work because that's how Hollywood really is and they're not trying to show you how they really are. They're trying to show you the fake image that's anti-Weinstein. They're like, "No, we're all these ████ good There's no casting couch. What are you talking about?" No, they're trying to hide that ████ They don't want you to know. >> Yeah, I remember um shooting funny story of my um my buddy's chick is in it and she gets naked as ████ it. Like it's my buddy's wife. And it was super awkward. >> Oh, funny story is a movie that he did, by the way. He's not acting like everyone knows it. >> Everyone knows it.
10:05 >> You made a movie? >> A wordy movie. Many movies. But yeah, no. And so it was it was kind of one of those awkward things where I'm I keep seeing my buddy's chick naked in this movie. >> But were you in like watching it live? >> I wasn't watching it live cuz it was like we made sure to clear the the set up, right? Like it's like only going to be her and then the other chick that she's >> like every version of the edit and you probably watched it a bunch of times. >> You saved just that part? >> just that part and I and I saved it on my hard drive as well. >> Can we see it? >> I I'll send it to you guys, yeah. Uh but no, it's super weird cuz I remember, you know, Mike's asking me at the end like he's he's about to lock in final cut and he's like I'm like, "Look, I just have to say this because it's it's just weird because there's a part where she gets up from the bathtub and she's like naked from the back up. And then she kind of turns to the left a little bit and you can see her titty. And I'm like, "Maybe just cut that part." >> Yeah, maybe you don't need it.
10:56 And he's like, "Okay, I I I I get what you're saying." I'm like, "It's just weird cuz it's my friend Janna and I've known her for so long and s███." I was just like, "Yeah, maybe just like just show her butt and like >> Please spare her. >> Yeah, we get it. But I guess he talked to her and she wanted it in. >> Oh. >> So it stayed. >> Yeah, can't decide for her. >> She didn't care about it, yeah. >> You think she's like, "I want the world to see how ████ hot I am." >> Yeah, maybe she's proud of it. Yeah. >> Maybe she's like, "Yeah, I got it going on. I'm I'm proud of myself." >> it is, yeah. >> That's true. >> Also, some people genuinely don't feel or see human bodies like that. It's just not as sexualized and it's a lot more comfortable like just a human thing. >> Yeah, you can't really pick for them. >> Yeah, that makes sense. >> I would like to be naked, but it's the world that says I can't. >> I understand. I believe you. >> Yeah. >> I believe you. >> But that's funny, too. Like you can still get the point across if you do implied nudity. So, it's like it'll this
11:47 will cost you less in the long run, but you know. >> But people like nudity stuff. They like knowing they're going to get They're going to get to see these actresses boobs and stuff. >> they don't see it sometimes. It's really funny. >> I paid for some titty, ████ >> When I was 12, that's how I was about every movie. I was like, I can't believe this ████ isn't getting naked, brother. Like you know, this >> And you're watching Cinderella. >> Watching Cinderella cartoon. >> Yeah. You're like, when she get naked and ████ >> Yeah, it felt like that was a staple in maybe '90s movies were more like that. >> American Pie, dude. >> like they could never not have at least one thing like that. Cuz then it made you feel like that was garbage. >> Yeah. >> Well, they'd have like National Lampoon's Van Wilder, and you know some chick's flashing her tits at some point. >> feel like more TV shows or or media just today is showing more dick. >> Yeah.
12:37 >> Right? >> Too much dick. >> Dude, The Boys is crazy with that. >> It's just too much dick. >> Yeah. And they they It's like blown up superhero dick, or micro dick, or like It's like every >> Even Game of Thrones has hella dick. >> Yeah. >> Too much dick. It's never hard. >> No, sometimes it's hard. >> That's illegal, isn't it? >> No, it's not illegal. Bro, it's hard. >> In my house? >> I um that one with the ████ uh >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vincent Gallo. The Brown Bunny. >> No, no, no. The Vegas one. The ████ >> Out of Boogie Nights? >> No, the one with Dr. Ken. Yeah, and then they went to Thailand, and then they were like >> Hangover? >> the lady boys, and then they're like, is this a magic show? But all of it was out. >> Yeah. Were they hard? >> No. Can't be hard. >> No, it can be Dude, remember in the opening scene recently of of Euphoria or
13:27 I just watched and the grand the Fez ghost grandma goes into that strip club and just blast that dude while he's getting a head and it just shows his dick with and he's got bullet holes right here he's like he's got this boner and I'm like holy ████ >> context because you know the MPAA is so weird. You never know what they'll be okay with or not okay with some other time. >> show. Like >> Yeah, that's why it's like they just ████ sensors are so strange. Like you got to do so many weird You know like Quentin Tarantino like how they always do this thing where they make the movie way worse on purpose knowing they're going to cut it >> Yep. >> just to get the things they really want in there. So they'll make something more violent, more sexual and they don't give a ████ they're just like >> their quantity I forgot it was it was like 17 ████ makes it rated R. So if you do 16 ████ then it's not or some ████ like that. So it could be like if you showed your dick however many times
14:18 it's still within this rating. >> Yeah. >> Have you seen that old doc this film has not been rated? >> Yeah, that's that's where you learn >> everything about MPAA. >> Yeah, it's like a mafia basically. >> And then they make people pay to have like >> Yeah. >> lower PG-13. >> Did you see that this new Toy Story movie is rated PG? >> What? How is it PG? >> It's the first movie of the whole franchise that's not rated G. >> Is it cuz it's gay? >> I don't think so I don't know. >> No, there if they make stuff gay it's even more G. G for gay. >> So I don't know. >> Wow, PG. >> They have gay Sesame Street characters and ████ now. >> Yeah. >> You could probably just like flirt with like darker themes like teenage themes. Uh yeah. And it can make it just a little bit more like mature. >> Well, that's I guess like kind of cool if they're trying to match the growth of the first few like generations of fans.
15:08 >> Oh, yeah. >> I mean this one freaking Buzz or Woody or whatever has like a bald spot which is really just because he's like a older toy that kind of like got scratched so it's a bald spot. So he's older yeah. Everything's older now. >> I I technically can't watch it he can only watch rated R. >> Hey, but there's like there's like suggested age, right? So, like from G to PG, there's like a suggested age. >> At the end of the day, as long as you're with a parent, like you can watch any movie. >> You can watch rated R if you're with a parent. Yeah. >> How about rated X? What happens then? >> No, technically no. No. >> I don't think you're allowed to be around the other guys in the theater. >> NC-17 means no children. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah, there's NC-17, huh? >> Yeah. >> What movie's NC-17? >> of French ones. >> Huh? >> The chick from Saved by the Bell? >> Yeah, uh freaking um >> Show? >> Showgirls. >> Yeah, Showgirls. >> That was NC-17. >> Striptease, like that?
15:58 >> Striptease is rated R. >> That was Demi Moore, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Elizabeth Berkley, that was a NC-17. But, it almost felt like it didn't really need it. Like it wasn't more graphic. It just had more ████ and it was terrible. >> Terrible. >> In a kind of good way now, cuz it's so funny. >> Showgirls? >> Yeah, it's hell of funny to watch it today. >> Cuz it's I think the the ending scene she's like butt naked and kill someone, right? So, maybe it's like sexual and violent in one scene was too crazy or something. >> I mean, there I guess there was so many things that the director just said, "F███ it." and release it NC-17. >> And it was one of the things where like that may be one of the rare cases where NC-17 actually helped that film. Because otherwise, you would have just said it sucked, and there would be no buzz. >> Well, it bombed absolute ass, but then it did well on video, oddly enough, over the years. >> Yeah. >> It was like a conversation thing. It was
16:48 like, "Oh, like >> those bad movies that were good, like The Room, and like kind of worked out. >> Oh, The Room. >> But, then you want to know, "Why is this rated NC-17?" Like it must be crazy. >> could see Jessie Spano be naked. >> Well, you remember the pool scene where she's flapping around like a fish getting ████ in the water, and it's so absurd. >> It's It's pretty crazy. >> movie's like that. >> It's terrible. It's really bad, but man,
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