0:00 [Music] all right an extremely old news because we know that this is going to be super old news by the time this comes out all right by the way Wood over and over and over and over that's a move now all right what's the story what's the story here we go wood oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh Russian State tv airs Melania Trump's Nudes on Prime Time have you seen any of these clips wait what that one more time the Russian news Russian State tv airs Melania Trump's Nudes on prime time that's a bad start to relation has nudes she's a bad babe dude no I think she did
0:51 some Playboy or some kind of thing this was already known though she hardcore long time ago hardore no we known this it's mostly ass eating stuff nothing else yeah no she hardcore she did some ████ like I mean cuz she was like a print model like some tasteful print stuff she had a fallopian tube shoot yeah she did a nude photo shoot like back in the day she she let them put a camera all the way up her ass like colos be like I don't know like 10 years ago or something is your first lady gentleman not not yet okay still Jill Dr Jill brother she's already been our first lady to proba by the time people were watching this yeah she's 6 months into being first lady is this second lady cuz she already been first lady already dude how about first how about first gentleman first gentleman's wild that's pretty R sucks
1:43 but I'm trying to pull up the clips and I also realize that we probably shouldn't show the clips well we want to see yeah can we see okay nothing's going to be on YouTube I've mostly seen her in dresses and I don't really you know that's not really I think M's probably the hottest first lady we've ever had ever Abraham look was pretty fun what about Jackie too yeah Jackie Onasis Jackie Onasis is beautiful but she's not hot I think her name is Mary Kate Lincoln that's not her yeah that's her Abigail that's just mine's just as valid as yours no I swear to God her name is abig it's Mary Todd is it yeah she's hot who are you looking at Trump's news I failed that report I that's what I was going off of thought it was a steel trap yeah how embarrassing doesn't that make look cooler yeah oh yeah wood wood wood wood
2:37 wood press play over there press play over there W holy ████ already would but now really would but when you feel it though the way I want to know what they're saying about it she should be the permanent first lady I think she should permanently be well new life well New Life yeah they should do like a melano trump statue is describing what she's doing in the photo so what happens Bart in in in permanent First Lady Land what happens when a new president comes in yeah she stays first she they just Wife Swap oh they Wife Swap and eat her out or something wow that house that's what I want wow yeah so that's good get a statue of her in ████ Washington DC yeah we have all these ugly guys all the time oh W so many ugly guys I know put her up
3:29 there swap out theat of Liberty with her th% s of Liberty of Liberty I know what Freedom looks like that looks more like freedom than anything else am man so what kind of message you guys think that sends when like after Trump's election Uh Russian State tv starts to show like these older photos just massive respect what she was a model it's not like she looks like ████ if she's like yeah if it was like rough yeah it was or like a shot from up here or some ████ and she's like like or some ████ it' be like oh that's disrespectful but that's like actual respectable public these are her like G like these are from like GQ these are ones that she was standing over the table she's like yeah that one's good that one I understand cuz those are that's hard to get it's not like they're just they're not taking anybody professional photographs it wasn't on a phone yeah they're not just taking anybody for those especially back then
4:20 that ████ was like harder to get I mean would I wonder what they're intent is there intent is to try to like get us riled up or shame us or is it for props though are they like saying it for props trying to figure out what they're talking about but they're just describing each individual photo and like what's happening in the photo like here you see the Miss first lady laying on some fur that's what the translation saying is it such a big deal like have we not done that already here yeah why is it such a big deal I think they're just celebrating that they got a win they're like hey look a a Russian girl ████ Made It in America how are we going to be mad at them for doing that we've been doing that ████ for forever with anybody what are people saying about what this means do you think people are taking this as a CL by way you want to talk about American royalty we've all seen Britney Spears ████ getting out of a limo oh yeah really oh yeah I forgot about that she open up her leg she wasn't wearing any underwear I thought that was just Paris Hil and
5:10 Paparazzi are shooting that thing at like 10,000 frames a second papaz Tak they they take pictures they click so fast she had no shot yeah whole car just fills up that's it man I mean each for they're doing that ████ like Clint Eastwood in a ████ Western dude they have to un you know we have the first queen of America which is Paris Hilton who did that the second queen of America like a fish which is Kim Kardashian she had a sex tape American royalty so what melan is doing right here don't skip history don't skip history I did say she's the second queen of America what melania's doing right here is nothing compared to the two queens of America facts that's big facts calling them the queens of and don't
6:00 forget about the first queen of America Anderson I think it's different that's right on the boat on the boat okay Tommy Lee Tommy Lee She's the first queen y Paris Hilton is the second Queen thank youim Kim Kardashian's the thirds the raining right now Angel Lansbury anal tape wait what that was in the 60s though didn't watch that one doesn't count doesn't count Angela lbur Murder She Wrote I to her butt I heard oh I'm just saying none of them were like the first lady though you know true true true that's true I'm sure Angela lry played the first lady at some point does that set a new record now that every first lady should be hot and nude cuz that would be cool I don't think that's what this is saying but that's kind of sick cuz she kind of sets
6:52 the bar of what it should be from now on yeah no doubt so from I like how you going to follow up with a world ████ top model right now all other first ladies isn't going to be that kind of like dude you ain't fine enough to be the first lady they're going to judge yeah I do right you're not fine enough yeah you're not fine enough now she set the bar up so high that like it's going to be so hard to follow that kind of hot what about that chick who was given a hand job in the movie theater which one oh Lauren bber yeah she should be a first lady next she should be a permanent First Lady Lauren bber remember that she's a congresswoman she's a congress like a movie premiere and then there was like a like a night vision camera in there she she was like giving a li a lib damn guy a hand job or some ████ Li yeah he's a li D for sure was like rubbing her like fing her boobs
7:42 the whole time how about P Buddha with a guy getting ████ riding on his dick in Congress was that guaranteed P that was not P yeah it was P of course they confirmed the photo AP News confirmed it shut the ████ I thought I thought it was him cuz he's the only one that's openly gay yeah it wasn't Pete Bo dude like two ████ supect it was a it was a page dude one of the interns but then did they not identify the other guy yeah so the other guy was a congressman it wasn't Pete bud but that's so funny you think it's a secretary of ████ Transportation holy ████ dude I still can't believe that got out yeah it was a gay congressman and then he was ████ one of the pages pretty big time but they must be they must be like nutting to that idea to this day like oh yeah you know what I in the Senate chamber brother yeah cuz they basically that's
8:33 pretty tight that's the public sex Lex you think that was the first time the two gay dudes smashed in there no I think so many people probably ████ in there it's probably the first time it got out like that yeah for sure I think it's a trend now like people are probably trying to be like how can I do it and get away with it thing like you know like politics you say it's like it's just ugly celebrities like um it it basically have you heard that term it's like Hollywood for ugly people yeah yeah course so uh so they must be living like rock stars right I know because I watched House of Cards yeah who's ████ who CRA go who's ████ who Bill Clinton said that it was the most accurate political show he'd ever SE no really yeah after watching season one you know uh House of Cs I think they're supposed he's supposed murder what's that oh no no not Nixon he was supposed to be um that lynon B Johnson I think that's who he's supposed to be what what do you mean oh like oh you're talking
9:23 about it's kind of based okay so his character is based off of Lindon B Johnson dude what's messed up though about the Senate footage picture the video you're talking about P ████ not not exactly but this Congress guy is that they deciphered it later what he what he kept on saying over and over cuz people were wondering about this at the time it was kind of muffled he kept on saying first man on the moon oh which is kind of crazy if you think about it it's a double onra that's tight who was saying it top or bottom you said one small step for mankind one small one big Le for me and then and then the other guy was like well it's not that giant not that fin yeah first man on the moon is a hell of a statement and he's said I can see the craters from here the ████ hell of a statement but um wow and you know what
10:13 Trump said when he when he found out about that he's like wow I didn't know that remember that clip next question I didn't know that um who you think's ████ though in in in the in the house who's ████ in the White House do you think is ████ in the White House is a good question right now currently under the Joe Biden era mhm I'm going to go pee booty J yeah see I told you and the influencer yeah did they didn't they say that like that coke they found in the White House was Cala yeah oh yeah cuz he said Cala is a c who said that the Daily Mirror no no it's quote unquote like there's a video of like somebody from her staff who was like in an interview and he was videotaped saying that it was for Comm
11:05 she's way I wish you would sick they chose to pin it on Hunter Biden Whoa We all I think Hunter Biden tribute to the idea of why Joe is like mad fair Hunter Biden and Kamala hooked up oh what's your evidence they both like cocaine oh they doing lines off of each othera likes white guys yep see all white guys I think I do pretty pretty good around her dude
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