0:00 What are you doing? >> Oh, yeah. He should be worried because if he gets locked up in Hawaii, they're going to handle him hard. >> Welcome back to another episode boys. >> Where's Where's my phone? Where's my phone? >> Right here, dude. Cuz you broke my stand while I'm gone. You break my stand, dude. That's not okay. >> United We stand. divided. We >> It's funny you say that. >> Trill. >> It's funny. Of all people you say it. >> Oh, yeah. Why is that funny? It's >> because of your whole analytics. >> Oh, right. Yeah, that's funny. >> I don't know what you're talking about. >> What are we talking about today, Anthony? >> Show me proof. >> Let's get to the topic, dude. >> All right, let's talk about monk seals. >> Proof. >> People been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this ████
0:51 >> I I don't like this guy at all, >> dude. So, like, do you have a soft spot for monk seals? Even more so that you're like a Hawaiian resident? >> No, I just love animals. place. Japanese Hawaiian resident >> Japanese. Yeah. >> Seals to me are like the dogs of the water. And I ████ love dogs. >> Who doesn't love a seals, dude? >> A seal is like, man, how can you be on sea but on land but at the same time you're furry? >> Sea land. Seal. >> Is that what that means? Cuz they're on land and sea. >> C L L for land. See for >> tell what we're ████ covering today. >> We're talking about Mungalss, man. We talking about Hawaii. We're talking about monks. And we're talking about this dude. If you guys haven't seen this clip. Yeah. Everybody loves this guy, right? He lives in Washington, I hear. >> God, dude, what an ass. >> But they don't claim him. I think he's like Russian or something.
1:42 >> He has a Russian name. >> Oh, sure. He's not even American. >> I don't think so. >> But he lives in Washington. >> We got to see this clip. >> I'mma ████ this fool up. >> I think he's already hypothetically through words. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. >> That's the monster right there. >> Why the ████ would you do that, dude? >> Why would you throw a rock at it? >> Picks up another rock. >> Damn it, Anthony. What the hell? >> We didn't see what happened. We didn't see what happened. But this guy gets punched out by a local hero. >> Local activist. >> He's an activist. He he he watches over the seals and he's probably from the other side of Wii maybe. >> So that's the monk seal guy, right? Look at what the state of Hawaii did. >> He didn't. Here it is again. >> And we've all seen or some of us have seen environmental activists, I like to
2:34 call them, who took matters into his own hands. >> Sick. That's amazing. >> Great form of land or the animals. >> Great shot selection. >> Our attorney over here wants to make it clear. We don't condone violence, but we did make a letter of recommend recognition for Mr. Ambassador of Aloha. >> Trying to keep him anonymous. >> That's Tai, the anonymous award. >> I just want to say that from our caucus, we see this all the time with with people with a different type of mentality coming in and destroying our stuff. >> Yeah, for real. >> In this case, animals. We'd like at least the airline to play this type of video on all flights in. >> That's cool. >> That's awesome. >> What a cool dude he is.
3:24 >> Yeah. >> So, he's a representative. Um, and I This is why I ████ love Hawaii, guys. It's like, what state is going to honor a vigilante? Allegedly. >> Allegedly. >> Would you still feel the same? Would you still be like behind this guy if if at the end he's like and we hope to play this video on all the flights and uh thank you everyone and out. It's out of Hawaii. He says that 2028 out of Hawaii. >> Wait, what the That was weird that he said that everyone's like a quarter Japanese or 10%. That means everyone's leaving. >> And he goes, "Even the quarters, too. Even the quarters. Any any Japanese heritage, you're out." Yeah. >> 20 2028 vote for me. >> Everyone's got a little jab in Hawaii. Joe was in the middle of going, "Yeah,
4:14 >> he goes his movement." Follow my page, keep Japan out of Hawaii 2022.com. Check it out. >> Keep the Royal Hawaiian pure pure. So, we got this ████ ████ throwing rocks at seals and then I think uh the the word on the street is the cops did they did tell the cops the cops came they cighted him, right? And then he was bragging to the people around him like I'm rich. Like I'll just pay. I don't give a ████ Like I I I'm can pay for all this ████ I'll pay for it. Right? >> So he gets his ticket. He goes I don't give a ████ I'll pay for this ████ And then some local activists taught him the Aloha spirit. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right hook. Right hook. Right hook. He got some Aloha spirit. >> He went back. He has a court hearing cuz
5:06 it was it's I think it's like moved up to federal now because it was like wildlife and all that. So it's like more of a federal case. >> That's great. It got it got escalated. >> Yeah. Cuz of social media. >> There you go. >> He has to come back now and check out what his statement is now. I want to be resoundingly clear uh with the public. He never intended to enter the uh the monk seal. In fact, um he's been to Hawaii a few times. He was unaware that we had seals here. >> Um he does have >> So, we want to throw a rock at it. >> Turtles as does his wife. And it's our understanding there were turtles in the area where he was in the water. He saw the monk seal. >> What the I think his intent was to scare the seal away from the turtles. >> What the ████ Are you serious? >> A video that we can use uh to illustrate what he saw at the time before he went
5:57 picked up a rock and threw it. Clearly, he's beside himself with um regret. >> Get the ████ out. >> ████ lawyer. Shut the ████ up, lawyer. >> Someone p Mr. Aloha. Punch the lawyer, too. >> Punch the ████ lawyer, dude. >> Punch his stupid dumb glasses on his face. What are you talking about? >> What did ████ >> San Francisco the warfare? Sea lions are very aggressive. I I understand. >> You don't need to protect nature from nature. First of all, >> it's been misreported that he bragged that he's so wealthy he could take the fine. >> That's misreported. I saw that on video. >> I saw clips off the cuff remark that he pay any fine. What's up? >> Cuz he thought he was ironically. >> This is the new new punishment. You got to give >> you got to give Ryan a date with his lady. Huh? How about that? >> No turtles up on rocks. He was beaten
6:47 rather savagely by a gentleman here in Honolulu. We know who he is. If he's watching this on television, we know who you are. But my client is refusing to bring charges. >> Oh, really? >> Cool. What a cool guy. >> Can we throw a rock at this guy right now? Life. >> Let's tie this guy up and drop him in the ocean. >> Wait, you saw a clip of him bragging, so it wasn't a rumor. >> No, I made Maybe I made that up just to corro. >> I just read about that. >> I read about it, too. Um, I just don't buy the story that he was trying to protect turtles. I think this fool was being a rascal and he goes, "Hey, look. It's a ████ monk skill and then he threw a rock at it." >> Oh, we're all guys. We know that. >> We know exactly what. >> We all want to do it, but we don't want to do it. We just don't do it this far. >> Yeah. >> And then we go, >> you play it out in your head and you go, "Actually, that'd be ████ up if I did
7:37 that." And you walk away, dude. >> And he's being so gracious because he's not pressing charges. Oh, wow. Really? Oh, >> dude. This guy sucks. >> Oh, but he's been to Hawaii a few times. >> I love how they throw that in there. >> He's a professional Hawaiian. >> Honestly, if I'm going to I'm going to make it a race thing. This is >> He wasn't aware that we're see Okay. What the hell? You You're trying to protect turtles by throwing a rock into the same waters they're in. >> Yeah, you also This excuse is what you're bringing. This is what you This is the best you got. >> Where does this guy Seattle? He lives in Seattle. He's a fisherman. >> He's a fisherman. This guy. >> No way. Are you kidding me? >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what the lawyer just said. He's a fisherman of all things. So, you know, if you've been on the warf, >> why are they beating his ass in Seattle? I thought they were all about ████ wildlife and and progressivism and >> saving animals and ████
8:27 >> I think on the mainland though, people don't fight hard for environmentalism in the same way. >> They don't have that like Yeah. >> It's not tied. >> They're not really about it really. This Yeah. Uh cuz all the like activists in like the like like Seattle or whatever, they can't fight. Whereas like Hawaiians are like, "Oh, you want to ████ litter? I'll beat your ass." >> Yeah, I love that ████ >> Which is so awesome. >> I love it, dude. Like there's Okay, there's weird Karens that are like, "We shouldn't live in a violent society." And I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no. If you act like an animal, you get handled like an animal." And I'm like, "That's fine." And dude, Hawaii's ████ safe. Like people throw down, but I feel way safer in Hawaii than the neighborhoods I grew up in LA. >> Well, yeah. >> Yeah, we could walk. Like, there's
9:17 homeless people. Yeah, but it's not like LA homeless people will try to bite your ass. It's a safe ass place, dude. And that's why I'm like, yeah, people throw down, but with reason. Like, I think they they're they don't just beat people up out of like no reason. Like, there's really good reason why they ████ people up. That was a great reason. >> Yeah, it's a good place. It's a I I've never been hassled. Like you'll see a bunch of tatted up tough guys. They're never picking fights. It's probably one of the most relaxing places I've been in where like you know that these guys will handle ████ They could fight, but they're so friendly, right? Whereas like in LA, you see a bunch of rap scallions, they might just be bored and want to ████ ████ with you because it's fun. But they don't do that in Hawaii. Like it's it's so it's completely different. When I saw this video, initially it was just the Monky Seal video and in my head I
10:08 was surprised. I was like, "How come nobody ████ this guy up?" >> Like that's what I thought the whole time and then like a couple minutes later, the new video services, because you know, you expect you act like that in Hawaii with all the locals over there, they will destroy you as they should. >> And he came and he's has to come back and everyone's like lining up. Everyone's ████ lining up to go ████ some ████ up and ████ >> But you know what sucks? The TSA beats him up. But you know, like the relations there with white folks is already tense, right? So it ████ like this come in and they ruin it for the local and the white people that already live there. >> Yeah. You're making it harder on the >> like the third generation white people that live there. >> Yeah. THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT THE ████ DUDE?" >> The whole statement just shows what everyone's issue with certain whites is >> is just no accountability, bro. And that's also the that's also the whitest
10:58 ████ you can do is get a lawyer to start making up the closest lie that might work. >> And his his thing is like he goes he didn't mean it. >> That's that's that's pretty much he thought he was the hero. That's why he made these remarks cuz he thought that he would be like I could pay for it. Classic white excuses. >> It's such cheap ass lawyering, dude. It's >> It is really funny to like not be the guy coming out saying that I deeply regret this. Yeah. >> He's like, "Let his lawyer say it." Dude, he deeply regrets it. >> Yeah. It's like, "Where the ████ is he saying it?" >> Stupid ████ >> And he's not going to press charges on the guy who beat his ass for it. >> And we know who you are. And it's like, >> Yeah. What the ████ Why are you trying to muscle now? >> Yeah. He's trying to threat ████ >> Trying to act like they're not on the It is. Yeah. They're both very gay. >> Don't even mention it. Like to me, it's like if your intention is to not press
11:49 charges, is your if you're if you know who they are, then shut the ████ up. Don't even mention it. >> He's He's lawyering up only so he can hopefully reduce his charges that he's for sure going to get. I think that's what's going to happen. >> For a second, I thought you weren't. >> If he already got his ass beat, I feel like the legality of it all should be the least of his worries at this point. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. He should be worried because if he gets locked up in Hawaii, they're going to handle him hard. >> Would you Would you like forgive him if he like had to go back to Hawaii to get beat up one more time and then go home? >> No. >> I think >> No. >> No. He's not allowed to come back, bro. He He should They should make him tread water. Everyone gets to throw rocks. >> That's a good idea. Make him swim and everyone just chuck rocks and he has to dodge it. >> Like a whole cruise ship gets to go by it. Everyone gets five rocks each. Dude,
12:41 he's for real going to die. >> He might, but who cares at this point? Do we need him in the world? Probably not. >> I mean, think about it. If that rock was just an inch closer to the seal's head, the seal could have died, right? So, I'm like, he didn't care about the seal. Why should we care about him? >> We should be like, everybody should line up. Remember, guys, everybody miss. Okay. >> It's just like Nick said, if you catch a guy on video do something like this, guaranteed he's done a bunch of other things. >> Yeah, that was probably the third, fourth round. >> That's the only time luck when he throws that rock, guess what he's doing? He's picking up another rock. >> He's loading up. >> He's loading up again, bro. He has a rock pile that he's going to use on his poor ████ cereal. >> That that is that concept is always true. It's like the first you finally catch someone doing something. There's no way that's a first event. >> How many other animals did he ████ with is what I'm wondering that he and he was successful >> or way when we look up what animals are
13:32 extinct in Seattle. Oh, seals. And if that was his fourth time in Hawaii, the other three times he hit he actually hit seals. That was his heel seal hitting spot. >> Yeah, >> he's taking his girlfriend there. Hey, let's go ████ hit some seals. >> But it is crazy when you're when you're on the beach in Hawaii and there's a turtle there and the Asian tourists are just trying to touch it, >> bro. Stop. Hey, stop touching a turtle, man. >> Yeah. Usually the Chinese people be picking them up and ████ but they're not throwing boulders. >> Well, they just want a selfie. HEY, LOOK AT ME. >> Whenever you go whenever you We went to Hanama Bay and they're they're during the tour, they tell you like don't step on the coral reef. They're specifically talking to the Asian like the Asian. Yes, they just need to be able to say it in Chinese. >> They literally turn to them and say, "Do not step on the coral reef." And you're
14:22 like, "Damn, >> that's who's there's the one." >> Cuz Asian people be bending rules and doing dumb ████ for their own like selfishness. But I feel like it's a white frat guy mentality to just have violence for fun >> unlike >> and then be like what heavily punched down victim. You know what I mean? extreme >> like clvicular shooting crocodiles or whatever the ████ you doing. >> Oh, >> it's like ████ like that. It's like stuff you don't have to do, >> but it's like just for the entertainment of it. So ████ weird. Burn this guy
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