0:00 Boy Scouts are learning about paying attention to molestation in their troops they're learning about human resources that's entrepreneurship no girl no Girl Scouts is entrepreneurship cuz they give you all this cute sh and like you want to buy some Thin Mint and then when you're like oh sorry I don't have any cash as you're leaving like whatever you poor piece of [Music] ████ moment of silence oh all right the Girl Scouts are discontinuing a popular cookie better not be some what can we guess can we guess there's not a bit no jokes here it's going to be why are theying ████ samosas it better not be trees better not be Tagalongs and it better not be tree foils dude that's all of them tree foils triles hey what's the lemon one cuz that one can yeah that can
0:50 go for yeah the lemon one can ████ they got some new Girl Scout cookies you guys ever heard about this one called thmes THM what's that that's the that's the one TR foils what's that th might yeah nobody knows about it yeah yeah Scandinavian are they really discontinuing that one yeah dude dude it's gone what it's gone nobody's buying it everyone says it sucks no wait which they say it sucks and they say it's gay that's one of the most popular ones wait wait which one which one the gay part I can believe somebody said it was gay that's one of the most popular ones get so gay now I like that one they said whoever buys it is gay they're not just continuing thin no they're not just K it's you ever heard is literally the most popular one I love that is it I thought samosas were samosas samosas Samos you guys ever heard of of raspberry rally no so that's the one
1:43 that's being discontinued Rasberry rally the heck heard can you show us I'll show you what the ████ I thought the girls I thought the girls got by the way F mins are bomb when you put them in the freezer the best no way that's stupid everyone does that you normie what is your guys's favorites though the tagalogs or the SAS I like you got flamed for no reason I like the den why do they call it a Tagalog like a Filipino language Tagalog it's is it tagalong it's tagal yeah Tagalog right Tagalog T and there's there's the Samoa like the island of Samoa like where do they come up with the name samoas Samo s s I am a Samoa well there's an S at so it's plural so it's SAS okay you guys remember raspberry rally no that's the point nobody had this one let me see I probably tastes
2:34 like ████ I've never seen that before I would eat it but no it's never offer that probably tastes like those little chocolates that have wine in them oh no yeah I don't like I feel bad for the old lady that like loves though I know there's you know there's a couple 12 hey I heard about like um the ████ that girl scouts get to learn and I was like bro I thought this whole time I wanted to be a Boy Scout but I think I actually want to be a girl scout what do they get to learn entrepreneurship oh cuz I guess do they learn entrepreneurship yeah they learn how to sell ████ bookkeep they learn they don't learn entrepreneurship they learn how to be an employee they're ████ making money for the top no I thought they learned how to ████ make uh a balance sheet Boy Scouts no entrepreneurship what the because in order in order to rank up you have to ████ hold leadership positions in different plac so you have to learn what it is to be an employee for a certain
3:24 amount of months then you have to learn what it means to be an assistant of your Patrol then you have to be a patrol leader then you have to be an assistant oh and guess what the whole time you can't lean on the ████ cookies can't lean on the cookies like the girls Boys Scouts do kind of sell popcorn so they kind of dabble in order to econom but it's not the that just sounds like you're climbing the corporate ladder yeah but you hold higher positions Girl Scouts you only hold employee position Girl Scouts dude Girl Scouts have it easy cuz they're leaning on a ████ successful Pro product so they're like drug dealers easiest product ever of all time it's like they're selling crystal math capitalist baby yeah exactly but they're like they're selling crystal meth to people and it's like no ████ it's going to work but besides selling cookies what else do they do cuz I thought that cookies girl SC cookies are like drugs so really they're entering the drug trade yeah yeah accounting they learn accounting they don't do that ████
4:14 their moms do trust me I seen it I've been ████ doing this ████ every year all right it's so from the heart that any Grandma who likes raspberry route is getting ████ right now they don't give a ████ honestly Girl Scouts is Cut Throat anytime there's like like Girl Scout cookies outside the supermarket and they come up to you like would you like to buy some I always fold but then the other day the Boy Scouts were trying to sell me some ████ and I was like I'm not interested you got to buy the popcorn what's the Boy Scouts highest selling thing what do they sell knots they sell selling jams what is it what do you what did they sell they sell ████ bondage ropes bondage ropes they sell bondage ropes you know you know what Boy Scouts America really sells they ████ sell handbooks and uniforms to the boys that's where they make their money dude I'm telling you right now it's a pyramid did you guys know especially like 15 20 years ago the number one selling book
5:04 outside of the Bible in the world was the Boy Scout Handbook because you're required to buy them required to purchase it that's a pyramid scam man yeah which is why entrepreneurship is actually there W yeah about Girl Scouts are learning how to sell to the public they got s skills Scientologist having to buy elwan hubber books who gives a ████ boy scouts are learning about paying attention to molestation in their troops they're learning about human resources that's entrepreneurship no girl no Girl Scouts is entrepreneurship cuz they give you all this cute ████ and they're like you want to buy some Thin Mint and then when you're like oh sorry I don't have any cash as you're leaving like whatever you poor ████ prick piece of ████ under your under their breath as you're walking away towards the car yeah they're like you piece of ████ ████ you you poor broke ████ you don't have any money actually ████ you under
5:55 their breath though yo you remember when Girl Scouts were setting up booths right next to dispensaries and ████ so genius that's pretty smart damn cookies outside of dispensaries is that entrepreneurship the corporate ladder bro they are not the ladder they are the one step of the ladder and they stay there wow that's cuz they tried and true product you know what I'm talking about they have the illusion of Entrepreneurship in order to stay employees of the company yes well they get chucked out into the Wilderness bro they learn how to sell lemonades sell the peanut butter cookies or D lemonades I remember it's like our ████ troop was so successful so amazing selling ████ girls SC cookies they're like dude we sold x amount of boxes and what did I have to do every ████ Saturday we had to go to the ████ Warehouse pick up all these box just manual labor I'm like this is the reward for selling a lot picking up ████ tons of ████
6:47 boxes out of a truck or a U-Haul and then taking to the spot and then making sure that you deliver it to every single one of your clients that sign up on these tiny ████ pieces of paper and then making sure they collect money and then where does that money go ████ like 30 cents on the ████ $10 goes goes back to your Tru goes all the way 30 cents of0 money you make people money and that's magazine sales magazine sales you're in fifth grade sixth grade they teach you how to ████ sell yep you ████ yourself out to your grandma chocolate ████ you remember those news not the the hey Grandpa you need a Mental Health Magazine he's like what the ████ do I need that ████ for I'm a 74y old alcoholic and like Grandpa you need this ████ look six I'm trying to hit go so I can have some free Subway sandwiches on Friday just buy it yeah and they teach
7:38 you that ████ and you yourself bu myself that ████ that ████ newspaper material of thetic no no that it was like a um book ERS yeah and then you can get your ████ Goosebumps book there you get Scholastic it's Scholastic the guy closest to your ear set it I I don't know what that is that's what it's like sitting over there and that's entrepreneurship and then sometimes they had the Highlights magazine yep highlights and I'm all like why would you Disney Adventures only magazine I ever subscribed to was Maxim you subscribe to Maxim let's go you're straight you're little fashionista dude let's go straight men this whole time you thought you were gay I used just open them it's the illusion we all lost a bet I I bet that you were
8:28 gay I can make you win for a moment I used to do the the um you know you you go to the store and you look at the maximum and you just try to take as many mental shots as you can yep yep I did that all the time with like anime stuff that was in the store that was sick it's it's it's so good to see that and then you go oh like you're in bed you're just like oh what does she look like again and you're like oh I forgot what her nipples look like I wonder if her nipples are big or if they're small yeah do I remember my dad would buy all these Men's Health magazines and they always have like 27 scorching sex tips that's going to spice your life up and I'd be like 11 trying to read it like like I understand like what the ████ they're talking about like dude I'm going to be so ████ good at this like I'm going to be so sick at sex this going to be awesome and I would
9:18 just do that so what I was doing was way more gay than everything actually it was really really good advice I remember that stuff too but it would only be like 12 years I don't remember any it would be like make sure you brush your teeth right you know what I'm talking about it was like really basic stuff that made a lot of sense I remember when it got it like it got a little less crazy like it got more crazy than 27 it was like 57 tips it's like Jesus I got to start like like a test yeah have a light lunch before so you know Playboy is like fifth grade gold right oh yeah so my my friend James his dad would just let him ████ see the Playboys and we would all go to his house let him yeah or like force him I was was like well his dad was do do you have a door charge or cover fee nah he's all like my son's straight like he just ████ doesn't care he should have charged the door but he probably was in
10:08 the Girl Scouts so he didn't know how to yeah he didn't think about business the Girl Scouts would have been like you piece of ████ for your charge with the door you son of a ████ it ████ like a son of a ████ why didn't you do it why' you do it you got to close those deals you got to close you're not closing you're ████ useless those young cool like ████ you know they're they're party parents right so then he's like yeah my son's straight whatever and I was like what are you tell I was like no but this is this is the hack the my son straight he's going to we thought we outsmarted the parents cuz I would be like how did you even get this privilege and he goes I tell him that I like the Articles and I'm like what he goes yeah they think I'm reading the Articles and I'm like no ████ way so he goes like so when the so when his
10:59 dad like out and and then he's like oh there a new issue out he's like oh it's oh I love these articles and then so he goes we're going to go read them and then ████ off dude he's like reading gives me a boner bro his parents ████ knew but it was our kid mind thinking right that you were smart we outsmarted them yeah yeah beat these stupid sons of ████ that's so good ████ '90s parenting right like they didn't give a ████ and his mom gave me champagne it was that kind of household yeah gave you she'll be hitting a ████ joint and she's like you want to try this cuz I kept looking at her ████ drinking uh champagne and smoking weed so I was like yeah I drink all the time my my parents they give me wine and whatever I ████ ████ it she goes yeah right and then she poured me a little bit on the cup and I was like fine I just drank it I was like this is so gross and I started
11:51 puking like crazy that's some '90s ████ for sure they were Japanese 9s was sick bring those parents back they were white uh mom was black black and dad was white oh damn lucky they weren't Chinese they would have kicked your Japanese ass out his dad was so cool cuz he worked um at Fox Studios so I was like oh when we go pick him up sometimes we just be like wow this is ████ you work in the movie industry all that stuff yeah but they were just hella hippie out like they didn't give a ████ yeah
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