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What Race is the GOAT at F***ing?

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0:00 there's not there's like so many different kinds because you could be like European or American too that's different well that's what I mean but I think I think all forms of Caucasian white okay let me let me let's break it down the subdivisions daddy issues oh necessary component to [Music] me welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about and this is an OTR can yeah can all right today we're talking about who what race I love everything that starts with what race what race CH is the greatest of all time to go no at dude this is such a funny question hot hot because I know people are going

0:52 to be like the Italians the Latin Brazilian right I actually think it's the Chinese wow really oh really Chinese billion people okay they got there they're going to produce it so you can produce a billion people doing Mission yeah I say because they produced it theying a lot to produce a lot of but are they quantity versus quality or the other way well are we talking about how good they are in bed or are we talking about how successful they are at producing offring we're talking about how good they are very subjective that's not true it kind of I mean there's data yeah but you're talking about people who are like interested in different Kinks like what may work for somebody may not work for somebody else that's true okay sa the new on for the 10 minute is it just based off I'm

1:43 trying to help you guys out here Jes if it's based off of our own personal then dude I got to say Asians some some one of the Asians one of the Asians I say no narrow down oh dude she said no she's disagree let's let's go around let's go around okay so everybody go around you guys suck Taylor all right talk about it doubling down why why are they bad in bed why are they not I I can only speak for my anodal experience and my antidotal experience I anotal what were the main issues agreed yeah um I take that back would be there may be third on my list third third yeah okay why why number three is it a far three just just far three it's a closer it's not a 3.5 it's almost a TI

2:34 per second what's one two what's one and two usually mixed like mixed yeah okay so one would be that's not fair like Irish German oh yeah mix with all the Caucasian all of caucasia so we say Dutch white number one number two like African and Spanish Spanish I was going to take my answer back and include uh ladin women wow ltin lovers ltin lovers.com so uh why would you rank them over the Asians the because they performed better how many RPMs are we talking about what's the metric what's the PSI R per talk about who does it better and but it's also if you only had if you only had one Asian that's not a good

3:25 sample size not true I haven't but you told me you didn't ever date no Asians that's not true oh okay then I made that up maybe I heard that got you ha I heard you ████ hella Asians no also not true just then you made that up to Steve let's make up more stuff for Colleen would you say would you guys say right we're talking about mix count does mix count when you watch no all women oh women when you watch porn ████ of you you can of for me okay okay you can kind of see how all the cultures ████ when you watch porn their Style a beautiful little window yeah it does I can tell you though there's a huge difference between how Japanese people ████ and Japanese Americans ah who's better so dumb to take this well first off Japanese people are born with 8bit

4:15 penises yes yeah it's pixelated it looks like Mega Man it's pixelated it's a it's Game Boy Color it looks like a Minecraft sword oh my childhood don't do this it is what it so you got ridges on them Minecraft dicks y and Japanese ladies got M yeah Minecraft sword ████ it's like ruffle chips yep you can't even tell so out of Japanese Americans versus Japanese from I would say Japanese Americans are more vanilla compared to Japanese Japanese in Japan are kinky yeah for sure they're very kinky why did you say it like that kinky yeah explain is that a deeper level of kinky yeah than like guys who like feed or something guys out there not only do they like fee they ████ put ingredients on that toe and eat that

5:06 ████ up really they put on it they put Nat on it or something already ████ for Foot photos yeah yeah I tried to get 2500 from him oh yeah what what did he uh he just wanted Foot photos of me and like heels did you uh did he give you another offer after the the 12 no I said listen it's 2500 or nothing he didn't try to haggle give me I just sne a little peek nobody's got to pick of these Stompers okay this is this is quality St I'll do it for five bucks send it to me right now and I'll do it for six we'll get pictures of Ken's feet to send to you yo that's okay I'm cheaper godamn pimp I just take pictures at Nikki's feet and I'll say they're your feet fa yeah the color might be a little off whatever no I just do I go photosh action yeah no no problem up the brightness lower the cont

5:56 hey yo let's be honest though Caucasian any skin white number one number two Latina yeah okay that's good that's a good answer that's a great answer that's a good answer uh uh why the Caucasian number one what do they do that's what's so different I think I what are they bring they got it they got it natur that's a good answer what does that mean you know what it means that I don't know what it means I think naturally I know what it me are you say what does it mean what does it mean I can't you know it's kind of like the it we all know what it is but we can't explain it oh Jesus most calling answer ever dude what the ████ and the no I don't you kind of did no kind of there's not there's like so many different kinds cuz you could be like European or American too that's

6:48 different well that's what I mean but I think I think all forms of Caucasian white but okay let me let me let's break it down the subdivisions daddy issues oh necessary to me oh to me sorry I'm sorry you had a great relationship with your father your guys going to have a miserable sex life miserable that's not true's on a drought she's on a 5year ████ drought honestly every time I do accidentally run into a video where there is a step on ahead I think of steveen it ruins my Jackson why why why that's not fair that's my king don't shame my king well I'll shame his King Shame his King nasty my yums are very yummy yeah but now you ████ infiltrated my Jack session oh no now Steve's in the room with me oh no he GRE here he's practically sitting next to think of Steve Green when I'm

7:39 touching myself that's his move his signature move my wife does that I heard it's like when you see another wrestler do snowall c you're like that's not really your move you can't steal that dude no I I do step in her head pretty bad though damn people think I don't that's the worst part that some kind of bit you have the leg reach for it yeah I have big Bally I can't step on no one's head dude imagine these things Jesus skate shoes size 13 the skate shoes why need skate shoes cuz they're so damn wide you don't put a house slipper on a cover of that skull is that a DC shoe she was disappears I haven't seen those shoes in the age you like that I have to buy them online know they don't sell them in store yeah they don't sell them D size 13 you know what they say about big feet big ████ wide gaping ████ that's what they say that's what they say all that thing you carrying a

8:30 whole s huh brother talk about mine dude Steve's known to have a hammer bro he got a whole to going so clean uh tell us more about your dry slow slowly tell us slowly there's at least 25 like per of our viewership is Asian guys yeahh at least at least we do get TSA guys yeah TS dud just two ago TSA guy yeah he ████ rescued me fist bumped the TSA guy that's tight I was like hey man I know you watched JK and he's like who the ████ are you and I was like f m hey thanks for watching man thank you brother I appreciate you man you want a picture he's like who the ████ are you he's like take your shoes off take your laptop out of the bag take your shoes

9:20 off thanks man appreciate it you know why these videos are so CSA preche I'm just delusional I met a fan in Years it'll come up to me you know you know those like race ranking videos are so funny they'll be like Street interviews but who's the most toxic Asian guy or like who's the you know and then like I really want to play into it but like it's really ████ hard cuz then my real like sensible side comes to to do and like well it's your choice in that like it's not that culture it's like if you if you were to get with a nerd of every ████ culture they're probably going to ████ the same what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for

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11:00 you can see it when you click that it's the same if you get with a girl of a daddy issue of every single culture they're going to ████ the same that's true you guys hear that so Joe gets to be logical cleen does not that's dude have better D say the take dude yeah well you're right stole your she still played the game she said Asian guy number three that's top three that's top that's pretty that's top three what's bottom five top three bottom five you don't want to know do you have bottom five we're running out of races dude bottom five bottom five you want I know does does white end up on that list anywhere where does white end up I would I would say white would be in my bottom list yeah damn dang what do you think it is about the whites that they just didn't bring it this it's not enough spice yeah no spice kind of vanilla vanilla hey dude I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan you better believe we're

11:50 vanilla he owns it vanilla is my one of my favorite flavors that's ice cream yeah vanilla beans it's a goto top three matcha vanilla mango mango or pina colada P oh varet ice cream you never had a peanut colada ice cream what top three ice creams D whip if you fall in butter peon that's good yeah agreed butter peon mint chip but not the green one like the the original I'm sorry I don't know the difference like toothpaste to me I'm not going to follow you on that well that's the green one you got to have the good one and anything with like caramel and chocolate together butter pecon from Walgreens or whatever it is thrifties thrifties the best the best the best the

12:40 best yeah after that her list is dog ████ literally dog ████ only iceam that they don't trust her about ████ stuff or about white people now cuz she knows she doesn't know the culture honestly don't trust the thing I say actually best but for real though like I think okay the the hot take here it's not even a hot take is like people tend to get with similar level of attractiveness regardless of race cuz when the people go oh you're always dating this one culture or whatever but then they're probably dating someone of the similar like look of that cuz if you see a hot and racial couple MH like you see they're usually like on the same level yeah they're both good-looking yeah I usually see him through my binoculars oh you're shaking your ████ fist God damn it

13:30 yeah telling them up no I'm I'm standing in a hotel window and I'm completely naked your eyes with Aon that's it I love you guys your friend zone too he's a Voyer no to me you zoom in on the daddy issues solves a lot of the problems that you have sexually with people but then okay so honest to God Hispanic chicks mhm and and obviously Filipino chicks I think they're kind of C they're like the Asian Hispanic and I love my wife and I I can't lie this ████ is always horny I love I love it it's only if she's stressed with work stuff which is which is every single day of the month but is that with you or has she

14:21 always been that in relationship she's always been that way okay never mind only with Steve dude only ████ with Steve man she's always been that way wow st's okay man you want dude how do you know what' she say to you what did she say anything to you she to you she uses me for my [Laughter] dick I feel like a piece of meat Steve's a piece of meat dude she climbs Steve piece of meat with boots I don't know man with boots I do think like there's there are differences in how people like do it like some some are more expressive some are more like kinky it's like different but I don't know if it's race specific I like people it white ████ is the bottom of my

15:11 list white guys are on the bottom of my ████ list too bottle ████ bottle ████ barrel and I was starving you're on the ground floored you're on the ground floor and then you cut a ████ hole in the ground floor like Tom and Jerry put me out of my ████ misery why don't white crime here yeah why on white crime that's so funny that's great that was awesome I do see um some sometimes it's just like some weird comments about like why don't you stick with your own kind and I'm all like what the ████ like what are we in 1930s and ████ like people are still talking about this stuff sticking with telling someone to stick to their own kindness is really funny though it's super funny it gives

16:01 me a ████ laugh also mixed babies are so cute they're the best I think they're so cute very cute yeah mix babies are the cutest and then isn't it better for genetics too when you do that cuz like for sure yeah I think Hawaii is the um Ultimate Place state that yeah for uh interracial like mixed people in general that are more than like three ethnicities oh really yeah they're like everyone there like there's a I think it's the biggest population and it's the the state with the biggest population of people that are two or more races wow yeah there's always a mix even including Asians itself like there's Chinese Japanese Korean and you're just all in one wi and Asian and native Hawaiian or like yeah Portuguese and and this and black and whatever you you will see Japanese Hawaiian more too

16:52 now it's it's amazing cuz at June B we have about 30 employees I've never had so many like so we had like three or four blazing girls working for us M we had like three HOAs wow we had uh easy buddy I got the blazion with so haa oh that's like half white half asian yeah half white half asian yeah yeah yeah yeah I would say if we're still talking about race mix is definitely like pretty up there I feel like I don't know if mix ████ the hardest but they are some of the most hottest people ever sex is just so okay what race gives the best hand jobs go Jes I'm going Mexican chicks I would say probably black black girls black girls so you're basically just telling people your

17:43 experience cuz that's like thank you for telling me your best experience my six grade we're talking about our shared experience Shar shared experience yeah yeah colle man real life experience I thought I talking about what you seen oh all right s serious saw black girl jacking a guy off she like that's great technique I bet that I bet that feels really good she was working at a frenetic Pace yeah that kind of counts I I honestly sometimes think they Loop the video cuz she's so enthusiastic who has the strongest grip strength out of all the races who can keep that much energy up for that long am I looking at a Jeff yeah exactly who has the highest work rate dude mix I think the mix yeah mix

18:34 got it what mix safe answer mix what mix pop us daddyish can what you got stop trying to get out of this video K stop hitting me in the ████ face with your chair dude who who Jacks at the best I do y man of the people are you what race are you Vietnamese man

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