0:00 I give it a couple more years he's already got cancer he's already got I thought you said he was the cool one dude if you're in a conversation with them bro you're like shut up you talk so slow too [Music] here's a pretty crazy story that has a happy ending for once I like happy endings it starts with a father and he's got two sons that father there's a grandfather above him okay he dies and leaves an inheritance to only one of those Sons ouch wait was it was it the father's grandfather or his father's father's father okay so it's the two boys grandfather Yeah because there's favoritism he's like use I hate this son of a ████ but I like you I know it kind of sounds like a Bible story in a way yeah but yeah you have grandfather
0:51 father two sons The Inheritance skips this father and goes to one of these Sons okay so what does the father decide to do himself but how do you do that you kill both your sons you can't tell me that one son yeah the one you already got two sons just get rid of one yeah so the father and the son that didn't get it and the Holy Spirit turned his brother and also with you the father and the son hired a Hitman to kill the other son that got the inheritance yeah no wonder the ████ grandfather didn't give it to the dad or the son he's like these guys are ████ yeah they must have been really ████ but did they succeed so what happened is the hit man that they ended up contacting felt so disgusted by the deal they killed them that he reported it to the police that's so ████ he broke the
1:41 Hitman like this the Creed because he was like this dude is really trying to kill his own son for money yeah so what do you expect though you're a hit man like what do you think is gonna be all happy go lucky hey but that's kind of cool that he had a limit it's really cool yeah yeah but now he's gonna get gunned down by John Wick and the whole ████ centennials or whatever dude he was a hit come on man yeah so they were gonna pay him 40K to do it it could have been his first job too well he's all like his son was only 40K in him yeah what do you mean and the reason that the FI the dad was so pissed about it and the other son is that they're saying that that brother they think that he did something to the grandfather to persuade him to give him the inherence but they don't think it was a clean you know so you kill him so that's like how you either way yeah no bro this Hitman had a
2:33 heart and he was like wow I'm not doing that Hitman with a heart yeah he found him on Yelp or something Brent The Hitman heart yeah dude yeah dude I was reading this thing about like what are some things that people tell Hitman before they die and then Hitman the hitmans were like I don't know why a lot of people just start telling me about their family yeah and then they're like they're like oh don't kill me I got kids I got a wife because they're like your family hired me are like usually like we came from badass families we don't like our parents so it's like so it doesn't hit I'm not gonna be sympathetic for you because it's like I'm actually doing your kids a favor because you're a piece of ████ and I'm eliminating the piece of ████ from the family so what should you say to him you're like please don't kill me I still have to kill my parents I ████ hate them so much
3:24 I promise that's the father and the son okay Holy Spirit not pictured they look like yeah that's scary ████ Teriyaki look at those eyes bro those ████ eyes those eyes are nuts yeah does that look like a wig I thought so too yes does that look real I don't know he looks like he's on something I want them to put the face the facial hair together like his hair on top [Laughter] did I happen to mention how much the inheritance was no it's uh 40K 40. oh actually they did it was like yeah but it's it's two properties and 16k in cash I think so it's like a house so wherever they're from looks like a house is worth 40K though that's what I'm saying they're a little bit off the edge
4:15 they're a little down bad we're just right watch the Sun be like the picture of the sun's like in a suit he's like all put together yeah um it'll be funny if like slick dude the whole price of the Hitman was the whole price of The Inheritance that's what I'm saying or more I know so you lose 10K you're like I'll give you 50k they're liking somewhere in Tennessee where the homes are worth 30k I I think it's I'll do a 40K I'll give you a million Wisconsin uh Wisconsin is it Wisconsin I don't know you would be able to tell those are my people wait let me see them again they're wisconsinites uh it's in the town of Berlin not uh Germany you know where that is no ████ state is this wisconsinites I thought you said Wisconsin no it's not oh it is Wisconsin Berlin I swear it is yeah damn I'm absolutely not a Wisconsin
5:07 Father and Son dude that's your people what the ████ is that your uncle yeah is it yeah I love Wisconsin's accent I used to have one what was it does it sound like um Lois uh from um from Family Guy Family Guy yeah was that Wisconsin or no or is that Minneapolis like the vowels are drowned out oh they sound Canadian huh you don't know where Berlin Wisconsin is nope so it's right there to the left of Oshkosh Oshkosh straight in the center right there yo I used to have a sick ass pair of OshKosh overalls dude this is a
5:57 particularly boring part of the video and if you guys come back to it how did this make you say that wait Zuma who am I as a person zoom out let's uh let's look at Berlin Wisconsin it's north of Madison yeah so I was current temperatures are ranging in the 70s okay so that's not my that's pretty far that's not my people Chris is the only access that we have to the Midwest right here so we have no idea what to think about it it's north of Madison okay I don't know what the ████ that is but um Christians area is more was it between Madison Milwaukee yeah I was in a nice area you know I only know about T-Pain's Mansion in Wisconsin from Wisconsin his lyrics are all right everybody's put in the same scenario you have to accept what's the least amount of money you
6:47 gotta accept inheritance to off with your family members 2K 2K he's just talking about the game too he just wants the game [Laughter] dude I already hate half of my family I'll ████ kill him for free yeah okay redacted so tell me about your relationship like you know what we can do to your family and then they're all putting threats on me and I'm like go right ahead He's fluffy I know right it's like actually I've been waiting for someone to do that for me but like I'm like what would they do in your in in your whole family in the order of like who you
7:39 really wouldn't miss who's number one what do you mean like who's your number one I wouldn't really care if you were gone oh man that's there's so many really it's not a joke or is that really it's super super pleasurable death like they ever they coupon from an assassin and he's like I'll do you one right now for free oh really no at that point I'll be I had to be like you know what don't take this happiness away from me what do you mean I gotta do it myself but I think I don't know sounds like you actually do love them yeah I have to do it myself yeah it sounds like you love them that's cute okay Joe loves his family
8:29 [Laughter] I don't think I'd be I'd be able to get any of my family members that I do care about assassinated it's too much money but I'll tell you this I'll tell you this though okay they're not even my stepdad is about 88 years old I give it a couple more years he's already got cancer he's already got I thought you said he was the cool one he's cool but he talks too much so he's already got cancer and he talks like dude if you're in a conversation with them bro you're like shut up you talk so slow too he's 88. all right he's diabetic so diabetic people probably should die uh just kidding just kidding just kidding I'm kind of partly I'm almost out of diabetics I could say this um I'm pre-diabetic sickest excuse dude
9:21 uh and on top of that I mean he's got a lot of things you know so if it had to be someone I'm just saying like it had to be it's like you're about to leave bro I hope you never watched it he'll watch it I'll send it to him directly skipped it four minutes [Laughter] uh family member who just had he uh he has heart problems he just went through the hospital for that he's pretty old too so I would say like when you're in your 80s you probably could take one for the family and I only say this because if if it was me and I have my grandson or whatever and I'm like man you guys this money will do you so good like I'll take it for the team because we samuraize like that you know I was gonna say it's Samurai like Japanese culture isn't it super like we just can't wait to die we just can't wait to die for people that's the ultimate honor yeah so
10:12 I'm like I'm like two thousand dollars got you bro you know so next time when you're looking at only fans and jacking off think of me because I ████ paid for those bills oh wow [Laughter] [Music]
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