0:00 I hope he still goes to jail for something he should go to jail yeah he should go to prison we're ratting on himself yeah spreading on himself well dude you always hear about what a ████ face yeah what a piece of ████ this guy I'm telling you I'm not rooted it's not easy to root for this guy [Music] all right this is a very very simple story but it's actually a nice one for once I love nice finally dude so Chase Bank accidentally deposited 50 billion dollars into some random guys accidentally 50 billion 50 billion that's in oh my God I can't even fathom that number why is that a nice story this guy walked away with it did this guy take out 10 mil and just like leave the rest and just ████ disappear no he honestly gave it back so what's the good part
0:51 about that did he call like customer service number two or whatever right and you're like yeah my account is really like big no the dude it's so honest like him and his wife were like this isn't our money we shouldn't keep it so they they contacted Chase and said hey there's a bank error all this money came in out of nowhere and they just took it back I guess this is better than the story of a crypto exchange who accidentally refunded like 10 million instead of 100 and the woman bought like a house or something oh my God now the company is suing her right because if you keep money that's not technically yours when it's given by mistake you're it's theft right well I feel like how many stories have we covered where somebody gets a bunch of money from and they bail yeah they bail and then they get ████ over even harder just because they took the money well it's because they bail stupidly they just moved to the city like next over yeah what would you do
1:41 you gotta go to the ████ Philippines or some ████ or Vietnam you gotta go to a country that doesn't have extradition with the US yeah there you go like thinking like a ████ can man has done some research the nicest country that doesn't have extradition yeah yeah um I mean Lebanon has like inflation right now but your Dollar's super strong go to Lebanon see Lebanon no ████ Lebanon where else hey we're hey real quick what extradition stuff they could still assassinate you there and Chase Bank got a lot of money what's the nicest country that doesn't have assassination I don't know I don't know well nowadays I mean dude assassination is privatized yeah you just got about a Lebanon dude I just get an identity change because I miss my friends you know you gotta get like plastic surgery yo I feel like Joe if you if you went off the grid I think you would have a really fun time with your new character I know but I miss you guys though I
2:31 never I think Joe would actually make it off the grid for like four days and then I'm back guys honestly he's just lives so well four days I think he's just lived too well I think he would miss the ████ Spoils of Life yeah I just miss my friend but you could send signals and then your friends who come to you if we if you guys learn smoke signaling I'm not gonna learn smokes no but I'm saying that's something we should learn we should learn smoke signaling check it out they got an actual like visual of a god 50 billion accidentally appearing in your account that's too many zeros I've never even seen that many zeros in my life and and the hold has been removed look at that this is an account hold that's been removed on your 50 billion dollars yeah so you're now free to spend your 50 billion dollars enjoy sir have a good day dude that's so crazy and the next one is a hundred and ten dollars
3:21 did they get a 50 Giga Olive Garden gift certificate for this dude they didn't get anything for it what they just took the money back because then Chase isn't allowed to tell you where that money really came from up for respect to the Privacy who's ever won so someone made a bad transfer something happened they did they they're not even uh they're not even allowed to say how it happened they typed the wrong number when they're selling them they were basically just like oh thank you for telling us yeah dude this couple goes to the bank and they take a lollipop and then they sleep and they they keep looking at the lollipop and then like I should give it back and then go back the next day and they ████ bring and they sit in 45 minutes of traffic and then they bring it back what if you just don't tell them and you let it sit there for a year to see what happens and if it's there for a year still then I'd be like Finders Keepers well the crazy thing is it was actually
4:11 there for three days that's too long but that was after so immediately he told them hey this isn't my money it took three days for them to get it back so he could have still ████ with it but he chose not to because you know he's honest I hope he still goes to jail for some explicable himself [Laughter] well dude you always hear about what a ████ face yeah what a piece of ████ this guy I'm telling you I'm not rooted it's not easy to root for this guy they asked him like hey uh what would you do with that money if you know they didn't take it back and he said what a ████ question here we go what a ████ question why are you gonna ask him that you're gonna love his answer then he said ████ up I would bless other people to give people hope that there is positive in the world that's what my biggest dream I want to preach the ████ out of this ████ no here's this guy's a
5:02 ████ Hallmark card the one guy who should actually get 50 billion dollars doesn't get 50 billion dollars that's the joke yeah that's not him okay maybe we don't give it to him though that's him that guy's whack man I don't know that guy looks like he murders people why do you think why yeah why this foreign this is the kind of guy that ████ has a wet dream and he like apologizes to his wife for cheating on him exactly right you should you should he gives her blank divorce papers I'm so sorry I'm a good teacher yeah he's a nice guy and it's crazy that he's uh I believe he's like a like a realtor or something so you wouldn't expect yeah he's a real estate agent well he needs money ████ the interest rates are going up like crazy these guys yeah no one's buying houses right now oh but he had a former job in law enforcement doesn't mean ████ I know so many dirty cops but that means that means that he knew that it would be
5:53 theft yeah you know because you know people can kind of claim I didn't know I thought it was one I thought it was my 350 billion dollars ask me anything about my last job I remember ████ can you forget about it he forgets about everything being a cop I would love to see Bart at a job for like a day if we could film it yeah like Bart working at Sports Authority or some ████ I love it works at a cubicle the way that they Illustrated this amount of money they were like this the Articles like yeah he ended up 10 times richer than Richard Branson that's pretty crazy to put in that perspective like really oh what is billion who's moving that money billion who's moving now who doesn't know government money that's the thing they don't know that's but Big's just print ████ dude yeah do they well yes and no so so so technically this is
6:43 how it works right Federal Reserve says oh okay you could you could you can have this money that you're gonna borrow from me meaning like um Chase they'll take this money from Federal Reserve you're only you only have to have like 10 of that zero is it zero now it was Zero for a while I'm not sure if it still is well I'm outdated but basically if they give you that 10 million or whatever you could times it by 10 or whatever the ████ you want and keep loaning that money out so they're just printing it based on that collateral yeah but what's it backed by that's what my uncle would say American tanks yep so that's good enough for me hey did you guys hear the Petra dollar it just got a little weaker oh really yeah China's moving out of the Petro dollar go figure China and Russia is now buying ████ through what rubles or are they doing it through yawns yeah is that the first
7:34 time where yeah that's wild because Gaddafi got ████ killed before they're trying to do it yeah yeah yes he sure did but I guess China isn't gonna untouchable now huh Gaddafi wanted to unite uh after yeah he wanted to unite Africa right he was like that guys he was like we should have a United States of Africa where we're all working together and we can take our resources and pull them and like make our own currency and then we came in and killed him and then our state department brags about it literally brags about it we came we saw he died and then no Gaddafi the way he died was brutal they actually televised it it was ████ insane those videos are still probably up on YouTube like they um well they they graped him with a knife yeah it was ████ crazy but um and his friends and family and every it's just a little example just for those of you who want to you know
8:24 maybe go against the world order good luck it's very motivating that's probably why it's scared so are you telling me to or not dude what's one of those countries though that are like they're a part of the new world order but they're just like kind of like the they're passive members yeah is it the Scandinavian countries is it like New Zealand like like the people with neutrality because that those are the places we could probably go you know where it's like you're not a big attent like it's like America's got too much attention well a lot of billionaires like Peter Thiel they they either like have homes in New Zealand or like they're trying to get like a passport there or something oh New Zealand yeah not totally sure why but a lot of billionaires go to New Zealand they have like their like emergency escape plan yeah
9:15 I would go there's going on over there not sure it is pretty isolated dude New Zealand they did a uh yeah they were super isolated during during covet but then everything was open because there was no in and out yeah some guy got arrested for ████ buying KFC or some ████ Australia was it not that was New Zealand like they like he he broke curfew and then ████ drove past them it was Australia yeah I heard Australia became super police state yeah Australia was white yeah yeah they they got pretty crazy New Zealand's chilled dude a bunch of kiwis just ████ kicking it's nice to be on an island where did you come from yeah dude yeah well that's what you call them the kiwi birds too I got a buddy who's live in Australia and like probably a year and a year and months after we were all like done with like covered lockdowny stuff he was like
10:05 showing uh me and my little group um pictures of food that he had just gotten a restock of because they're going into another lockdown like it was like that over there yeah it was crazy holy ████ crazy damn so authoritarian over there but probably for the best for the citizenry so they're all nice and safe [Music]
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