0:00 one time I got a massage from like a super gay thae dude and honestly it was really good because I felt like he was trying to impress me so you could hook up with them later he didn't do any gay stuff at all he was just gay stuff like what's that like I don't know try to like brush against your ass crack or something like that or like he just took off his underwear ringed it and [Music] then all right I thought we were going to do this one with Bart here but I think it's even better that he's not uh so Gio had sent me this video of it's like an erotic massage that men do for women and she was like is this appropriate for like a guy to allow his girl to like get this massage oh we'll tell you I'll show you what it looks like oh is it that black dude that just likeing I'm sure a black dude does do
0:52 this oh no he has a he has a lot of videos would you let Nina get a massaged like this I need to see how much farther it goes and is the massuse notoriously gay no he it's usually a straight G I thought it was going to be okay is it like an attractive guy or is it like when you go to like Asian massuse place and you know those guys aren't attra it's like a attractive dude oh you know what because of my high level insecurity no I would not let her do this smart smart can't get your ████ stolen away yeah no I let Hannah do that and I'll be in the corner jacking off yeah that's it that's it just kid I mean this is it this is this is not this is one of to me this is this isn't that bad I'm talking about the dude that literally looks like he's ████ doggy styling his patients oh I don't know if they go that far but it's kind of like it is that style of
1:42 where it's not like they're really trying to get knots out it's really just more like Central Central Central it's like they're taking a break and that's all over your body by the way that's obviously we can't show it Nikki would be pissed about this because she wants knots in her back taken out I agree I agree I want to like come out feeling like a Nikki Nikki would be like they went in Niki kind have taking a break the whole time yeah I went to a massage parlor in China cuz I had a long flight in my back her and then they jacked me off and I was I wanted a refund did they actually jack you off I wanted I wanted a real massage but that's like getting a refund for food you ate huh did they finish the whole job of course yeah but then but he wanted a real massage because I didn't know how to say in Chinese like oh like G fat no you know like yeah but you could have said no Joe but you're like ah well he didn't know
2:32 if they were going to maybe work on his knots after I thought it was an ancient Chinese secret and that's how they start the service and then they relax you completely and then they oh so you thought after the jack off it was going to get really and I was like can I get a massage and they go they laughed at me and walked away and I was like why is that funny I want a massage yeah that make sense now that you say it that way I kind of see your point I don't know I wasn't trying to go into those type of plac you thought it was an appeti ER yeah I thought it was like something I don't want to disrespect the culture you know like when you're traveling see this is why they hate American Travelers yeah they're like American Travelers always want it their way they're never like doing it the way that that culture wants you to do it experience it meanwhile like 500 white dudes are so pissed cuz they they thought they were going to get a tug job and they get thrown out of the place
3:22 yeah they're mad at him yeah for not appreciating so like you obviously I don't think you would want this kind of massage but if a friend of yours were like if female friends of yours were like let's all go get these would you think that's a sus thing to want if you're like a married woman I mean that's the context of what you showed me it doesn't go any further than that well no it never it doesn't go into like first base or anything like that but it's just like well isn't it isn't it a Swedish massage that really isn't because Swedish is like no I thought Swedish was like the light touch and then you get the deep tissue which is the actual like you try to go into make sure was ████ ████ oh I thought Swedish was just that they're rolling like really hard on your no I thought Swedish was that was the light execution I thought Swedish was you go in there and they give you instruction and then you
4:12 read the ████ thing you massage yourself yeah I don't want that I thought Swedish was just it had to be a Swedish woman it's it's a type of body massage that focuses on relaxation and stress relief it involves gentle flowing Strokes kneading tapping and vibration techniques applied to the muscles and soft tissue so that's what that looks like what if it's actually um entitled erotic massage like is that are women like wrong for wanting that I think that's a little sus Rock massage what but what if okay what if you're tired and you're not trying to be sensual with the wifey today but she she needs her sensuality met and can what if are you okay with Outsourcing that sensual no I until wait till tomorrow but what if she need to now dude call Hannah just call Hannah just ask her I know what she's going to I just think if it says erotic massage
5:03 on the the massage menu and you say I want this that's a little suck what do you want me to ask her no I'm just kidding I I know I know she's going to say something that's like interestingly funny she'll say that Joe can get fully sucked off by like the massage lady she wouldn't care yeah but three times and then you're cheating yeah yeah did you ever have any weirdness during a massage as like what yeah they would focus on my butt even though I told him my lower back okay he goes it is the lowest of your back they massaging your butt yeah yeah are they going like that what kind of mass was it yeah yeah and then they make a funny sound too yeah exactly what kind of guy was it though was it like a old man was a very horny guy hey your glutes are such a huge part of your back though I love glute massages I'm not complaining it was great it was just not what I specified the butt is part of it you're like I want I want the shoulder blade all right
5:54 gotcha that could be very Asian cultur it kind it kind of felt like that because this is like an hour massage right a good 30 minutes was like was Guy 100% was it like an old Asian guy or was it like a bayw watch middle-aged guy like let's get let me get out that ass right now but like he didn't do it in a sexual way like the massage SP great but massages are great um big fan but my lower back you know was not fixed cuz it's like Chinese acupuncture yeah but a little bit higher lower back oh out during this uh your butt's fully out yeah you you wear your your thong your underwear you don't wear your thong you don't wear your thong I've never done a massage one time in my whole life one time in your whole life I don't like to be touched I don't like that ████ I don't like it one bit I did a naked one
6:46 and it was a man I know it was and he suggested it you guys have never gotten massaged by a man 1,000% I like being massaged by a man now actually I just did um uh a week AG go it's actually kind of good okay actually to be fair the women also spent a lot of time on my butt too okay so you just people just love your ass yeah maybe they just like it they're like maybe that yeah maybe it's just soft on them you know they're like it's just easier it's easier work for them you got you got to think they do like 10 12 people a day somebody somebody comes in with a nice soft cushy experience I do Nikki's shoulder all the time times ████ sucks it's boring this ████ but then when I get to massage her butt it's awesome yeah I was at the Korean spa and then I was getting the
7:36 massage by this uncle and he goes it's okay man underwear off and I was like you know what underwear off and I just ████ got ████ naked SE the day and he goes hey man you like a football and he was just talking about guy ████ and then like hooking me up and it was the most UNG gayest gayest thing I've ever done yeah Koreans wait so guy that guy wasn't gay what was the gayest UNG he might have been but he was good at hiding it but bro I was like I was like stra up like I was like I was like this it sounds like a guy I was like I was like this and he was just like hooking me up I was like gay positions I was in gay positions like super gay what super gay that's the thing they make you get on all fours I just I did out as I was
8:26 told man he's like oh he goes he goes hey hey brother brother do this one and I'm like okay and I go like that and then he facing me and he was just like pushing my thigh basketball you like basketball you like a basket and then oh no no no yeah we were talking about a lot of guy ████ my mind was like not even on gay mind yeah I still don't want my wiener in his face why Jason St me and my friends went to get um what do you call it like the the body scrub thingy in in in Korea and this is when I first went to those spas and I like this is ████ crazy like it's it's like the whole treatment and when we were out when we got out my buddy was like hey did your guy was your guy naked and we're like what do you mean was he naked
9:17 and and he goes yeah like my massage guy came in the room and then he took off his undies and he he ████ ringed out his undies and I thought he was going to put it back on but he didn't put it back on and so he was scrubbing me and he goes like the dude little he straddled him so this naked uncle was straddling him in front of him and so he could get leverage to scrub his chest like this so he just had ████ dick and balls scraping his thigh and dangling there well he's like and there was a moment where the guy was like no I'm out of here brother yeah that's well past the line well it's next thing you know it's like this like you okay you never had John vanam he
10:08 just keeps naming ████ hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at thej jewel. uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff you never had a massage from a professional guy I did last week oh oh how did it go he they they scrape skin right like the skin gets like they use that brush that gets your skin he just talking about a massage yeah just massage never mind not not the GL everyone was violated you're not you're not weird at At All by that no because
10:59 you know at the end end of the day every like like the you know massage prods I went to soon as I soon as I come in the girls goes hey you want some and I'm just like no no every massage par you go to well cuz where he lives that's all what that well here's the I don't know if it's cuz the way I look sometimes but immediately they go hey hand do you want 30 minutes I was just like no I really need my back work on oh we can't do that I'm like what the ████ yeah they're not going to do real work it's like the toughest made I she not going to clean so at the end of the day I was just like you know what maybe no I'm cuz I don't want to spend that much regardless for a fun is this in we though is it like in Santa Monica no this is more in Van eyes before a session oh van eyes is exactly I love how it's like no I'm going to I'm going to give you a respectable opportunity for a real job and they're like I'm about to suck your dick get the ████ out of here and it's like listen creepy creepy dude I promise you I
11:50 promise you I said I said I said no I was just like no I really want my back worked on so Sasha got someone ping your promise Sasha got someone work uh someone to come over to our house and it was like a professional dude he was wearing um scrubs and I didn't have to get naked or nothing I just had on super tight boxers and I laid down and he was just like like it was dope because he was actually strong enough to get all the knots out and then everything he didn't bring up the secret menu the animal style fries nothing that hell no no no no dude you know what's even dope his bed had heater pads on wa that was even like cherry on the top so nice sometimes I get Giggles while when I'm massage getting massage and I break bust out into laughter and I just can't stop and I think they think I'm ████ nuts but it's so hard to how we think you're
12:40 ████ nuts that's what happened to us in the Philippines when all of the quest guys are getting massages in the same room yeah and the cuz in the Philipp and you just started laughing cuz they just kept saying one one after the other they each said okay okay I'm going to expose your Bot Ducks okay and then we heard it over there and then it was this lady and then this lady we were like dying laughing bro I remember I bought this food a massage for his birthday right not a real one not a jack off one cuz I think his uh K's ex-girlfriend was there too so we all went together and then I remember like we were getting our massage almost finished and for some reason I hear can person going okay finish and we started cracking up cuz they always I know that they but they SP
13:30 the funny thing is that they sped up his oh like they his dude just walked out for like 30 minutes came back and went that sucks okay Fe cuz their objective is what to get you out of there as soon as at the same time oh at the same time yeah but they he got cheated for his the massage doesn't he just have like less meat on him though yeah he has less meat work but the his massuse like left for like a whole 30 minutes while we got worked on that sucks we were at a a spa in China like but like it's one those spa it's literally in the mountains there's ████ giant like Springs and stuff there's a bunch of different offerings and then uh that's uh me and some of the kindas and uh they're speaking in Chinese and John is with us John she he understands Chinese and then he tells us later that and we were there with bam too that when the ladies came in they were just like talking real quick amongst themselves and L room were
14:21 like what did they say and he was like they said they didn't they didn't want to do the dark one they're talking about bam he's not he's Filipino isn't no way wild who that's crazy I don't even want to touch him well I mean they did it like some it was just like it's almost like drawing straws oh man oh jeez that's ████ harsh what did he say about that well I mean John was smart to not mention anything until way later oh okay okay like everybody got their massage anyway and everybody was like that was great but nobody knew nobody understood except for one guy imagine people wanted to straw draw straws against getting you that's pretty sad that's pretty wild just cuz you're dark yeah just cuz he's dark he's not even like a it's not like he's more rigid or bigger like it's harder work I mean he's pretty buff but yeah have you guys seen
15:11 the super sexual ones that I've been talking about on Instagram like the Nuru ones it's like no it's like a really fit black dude and he's putting I thought I just thought that was a bit pull it up pull it up pull it up but but to me I this feels like not that bad compared to that it just feels like it looks like what the be yoga guy was thinking he wanted oh that guy you know there's pictures of him with this like finger in the ████ and ████ going like yeah that guy's crazy dude but then it's like yeah he was like doing all kinds of nasty like sleazy ████ but then it was almost like half complicit where like some people did kind of they were down with that they were going there for him right yeah but then some of them weren't so then you know that's pretty crazy dude are you talking about from the documentary or how would you feel about smack doing something like that if she wanted to it's fine but she just doesn't
16:02 want to so I don't even have to get to that you know what I mean like there's so many things that like will never reach the point of me deciding cuz she's like you she doesn't really like she likes old Tha ladies if anything there you go yeah yeah what about the idea of like like they don't cross lines they don't like stick their fingers in your vagina type stuff what if like a bunch of girls were like oh like it's a bachelorette we're all going to get like these erotic massages you know what it's like a thing where she's fine if she wanted to do something for the sake of not being the killjoy of her group I'm not going to make her like fuss about it it's fine yeah if it was a if if it was a highlevel business meeting and Hannah needed to do this in order for us to be successful in life but she's kind of like us where she'll she'll do it for the bit to like make a Content joking about it what if she's in the room with all these girls right and they're talking about it and like oh but Ryan
16:53 maybe you might care about it and then she's like no watch this she's like Ry such a ████ ████ watch she calls speaker and then they're all sitting there and you're like no babe I don't worry about it and they're like then I'll beat her when she gets home ████ oh yeah I think touch up ████ ████ I used to be super uncomfortable about like a man touching me so every single time I went to massages I requested for like a lady but you know when you go to those Chinese can you choose like that yeah you can choose but you know those Chinese places don't give a ████ right so like you go in and then Uncle be like ah come here come here come here come here and I'm all like no no no no I'm looking for a female and he goes no just sit down sit down right and then it's a big room it's one of those Chinese places where like every everyone's out in the open right so then I thought he was just like the host that was telling
17:44 me which chair to go to right so as soon as I sit down and I'm trying to tell him bring me a ████ woman he starts massaging my temple and I ████ melt so much that I'm like damn man hands feel different yeah they are different it feels like father Jesus father no like it feels like it feels like blunt and then the the ████ how hard they go that part I don't like the thing is um I feel like old lady fingers it's sharp and it hurts but old dude thumbs are like blunt and it's like they so so when it when it when you put the pressure on the muscle they could go harder but it doesn't feel like a sharp like nail going into you so now all I want is man I think only one
18:35 time one time I got a massage from like a super gay tie dude and honestly it was really good because I felt like he was trying to impress me nice so you could hook up with them later not to hook up with them but I think he just cared like he cared that I was going to be like oh that was actually really good you know versus like probably some old lady who doesn't give a ████ it's like the 20th one that day but then he he seemed like he was trying to like he really gave a ████ he was like oh this is going to be dope yeah that's all you want you just want some heart you know you think he has like gay insecurity where he's like gay people could massage too and he wanted to prove it over compensating or he just thought it was also gay I don't know or he just really wanted to hook up with you yeah he just really wanted to do but he didn't do any gay he didn't do any gay stuff at all he was just gay stuff like what's that like I don't know try to like brush against your ass crack or something like that or like he just
19:26 took off his underwear ████ ringed it and then you where you think he's going to put it back on but he doesn't no it was like totally normal that's so insane by the way not saying anything during that and just like letting him put I'm like how do you stay quiet doing all that I would at least and he comes out know some women were your guys were your guys' guy naked and we're like no why would he be naked I just ████ and he speaks he's Korean so he he could have communicated imagine was your guy naked too no me neither oh single tier yeah no he started laughing about it and then he goes dude I don't know what the ████ bro that would have been disgusting if one sack that sounds like a Japanese game show where you can't laugh or something yeah exactly well he got his
20:16 money's worth yeah he got a old man ball graze how funny would be you strapped up three
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