0:00 Well, let's say it together. Three, two, one. Squatters can't be eaten. Welcome back to another goofy episode of Careful Boys. Today we have Minwin with us. Hey. And uh his Instagram is ask Minwin. Do not put what's Morgan down here. He's dead. New one. He's dead. He's out of there. Um random question I had. If right now during Trump's four-year administration, if he was to go up to you and be like, "Hey man, I'll put one law on the books just for you. What do you want?" One law. You get to pick one law. Oh my god. And it only will work for the four years. That is only four. Yeah. That sucks. Oh, if we can bring mortgage rates down for four years. Oh. To what? To to 2%. 2%. I'll be down that. I'll be
0:52 down with that. 2020. I suck as duck to make that happen cuz that four all you need is if you have a two three year if you can have a 4 year run now you have money and leverage you can do whatever you want you know what my interest rate was for the Glendor's house Glendor house it was 2.2 two. They raised 2% for 4 years after that. Wow. Wow. We wa was your homeless guy. PP on the wall rate a,000% a day. So that's really nice of you that you would pick a law that more people could benefit from, not just you. Yeah, that's nice. Sick, dude. 2% men for president. All right, Bar. What law would you want? Actually, no. Wait, we'll do his last. Why? You think it's going to be crazy? Why you d them crazy? I'm not crazy. You're crazy. Let's start with Let's start with the sane person, Anthony. Sane. Yeah. Listen to this. Listen how
1:43 the coolest one is. No, no, no. I got to really think about this. ████ brothel and stuff. Oh, free brothel. Oh my goodness. Bart, you think of it? I'm wearing my wedding ring today. He's like, let's let's lower the age of working consent at brothel. Okay. Okay. All right. for for for just this term only because the idea was floated out. You guys aren't even listening to the same guy. That was so diabolical. That was so ridiculous. Bart, you go first. Say it again. Say it again. No, he'll say a bunch of yours. No. Say it again. Say what I would say again out of your mouth. Say, I don't even know what I said anymore. That was so long ago, man. Say what you laugh. I want to laugh a little bit. I just said men for president. That's what I said. Oh, okay.
2:33 You're campaigning. Okay. What are you saying about floated out? Go ahead, Joe. You first. Oh, I wasn't even thinking. I can't even follow that. Oh, man. What's in the field of what would you be? He had floated this out when he was campaigning. So, uh, no capital gains tax on crypto. Oh, that is good. Wow, that's a good one. I like that's a good one. That's a good one. I like what he's uh he's been throwing out the idea of no income tax, too, right? Under 150. Under 150. Under 150,000. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. No, that's cool. Sorry, dog. You're taking your st 150. You have to pay some taxes. Wouldn't it also be like uh on scale, too? So, like let's say if he makes 200,000, he's only paying taxes on 50,000. I don't know. I just know like with enough deductions, you can get it down to
3:23 150 unless you have like a business. No income tax for everybody. Everyone has extra money and they can put back into the economy. I think it's win-win. M but then our debt just goes more. Not if with the ████ tariff thing. Maybe the tariffs will cover it. Wow. Tariffs won't cover the same amount of income that income tax covers. Not even close. I would even I would even be down to just switch it around and making a consumer tax. So, not on the money you make, but on the money you spend. Is that the same philosophy as a flat tax? LA. Yeah. LA just went up. You guys see that? LA went up like between a quarter to one for sales tax. That's great. That's my favorite thing about this state. It's one of my favorite things. Well, Lancaster went up like even higher. Yeah, really. Different cities went up higher. That's ████ up. I think Pasadena% property is too cheap in Lancaster right now. Nick likes that his milkshake is $2, but after tax is $4. You're like,
4:14 "Oh, yes. The savings. The savings for the country." You like tax savings, but then we would have more expensive $2 milkshake. Lancaster's 11.25 specifically on crypto gains. Wow, that's ████ up. Apparently, they voted for that. Damn, they wanted it. That's what it says. And maybe it was one of those things where like it said vote for world peace and then the little fine print. It's like, you know what I mean? Vote for world peace. People like us. You know, they always shoehorn like things in that for sure. But I like the no income tax. I like that one. That'll be tight. And make it a consumer tax. Yeah. Oh, so the more you spend, the more tax you pay. But that's the one you're picking. No, we'll come back to you. But don't ████ with the money that you make. Yeah. Okay. I think um he already tried to get this. I don't know where it is, but no tax on tips. Yeah, that's cool. No tax on tips because I think I just remember being a waiter and
5:05 also for my employees too. Help your volcano self through time. Dude, I I just remember being like a student or just being broke and like how much that difference is. Yeah. When you're getting tipped and you're like basically surviving on that. But no tax on tips means they can't turn the iPad around and ████ do 30% tax suggestions. Like that's crazy. It's like you're turning iPad on. You didn't even serve me. You know what you got to do though? Look you in the eye. Like you know what you got to do? I look him dead in the eye and I hit other and I press zero. And that's what I did. Oh dang, dude. Right in the eye. You're hardcore. Doesn't it make a really loud sound when you do that? Zero. Zero. Zero. How do I turn this off? We got ourselves a non-tipper. Ding ding ding. Yeah, I think if we so like let's say like if you already have a basic standard of living, right? And you're doing pretty decent. You're not
5:55 worried about your bills and stuff. I actually care more about this segment of America that let's try to get their money to stretch a little bit more because then you're you're not desperate and you're not on the edge. Yeah. Yeah. That is helpful needs like t no tax on tips. I think income tax is a big one because like it is a big difference when it when you think about quality of life from someone who's making like 30k to like 70k. That's a huge difference. But then it's not that big of a difference if you're making 100k to like 140k. So this is why I think like for that segment, let's try to get them to keep a little bit more so then they're not in a ████ up situation. for president. Joe for president. That is nice of you. You socialist.
6:46 Not really. Like social like like no taxes capitalist. But yeah, you think the most people who are surviving the the people who are having good lives right now are entrepreneurs because of taxes. People who are wage earners are the ones that like stressing out the most. Cuz I I do their loans. I see like dude the the wagers they're because of how much they're paying in federal income tax, they're stressed out and it's hard for them to just straight up pick up and switch what they're doing. Right. Correct. Yeah, because entrepreneurs can change depending on write offs or whatever, right? But then wage earners, they get taxed before they get their income. Uhhuh. So that's the that's the tough part, I think. The 7th Day Adventist wage earners, they get their 10% tithe taken out before they see on top of their tax. Go straight to the church. And then in California taxes, law I would change is make the car pool lane 150 mph. Autobond. Autobond law.
7:38 Yeah, I like that. That's nice. That get I can get from Vegas to here like 2 hours. You still want to keep the dividing line? Just a white stripe. I think we need We might need a wall just in case. A tunnel. But 150 the roof over it. 150 be tight. I'll have a no fishing license tax. Really? Well, that would be tight. But yeah, that's also really not that expensive. But then like if you're fishing and you just need fish for food, like how you going to go and get a license? So, you're saying no fishing license tax. Those people who don't pay for the license, they're the ones who take the fish home anyway. It doesn't change any of that. You know what I'm talking? Yeah, they're taking it anyway. They don't even measure the fish. They just get the babies and ████ I think I have a photo of this family who's right next to the sign that says you can't take the fish home and they're putting it in their bucket and taking it home.
8:28 Never mind. Yeah, regulate those ████ Our ocean's going to be gone. Ocean fishing you can take home. Pure fishing and stuff like that. It's It's the man-made lakes that you're not supposed to, but they do. Uh, I have a question about that. Is Is like over fishing one one of those things where like they're blaming the common person when it's really like the commercial fishing that really takes up the most fish anyway? There is no way the common person fishing is going to deplete the species. No way. Unless he's Japanese or something. The fact that they they go out of their way to penalize a guy with a rod versus like a ship with a It is the dumbest thing ever. Yeah. It feels like water conservationism. How they're like, "No, you have to turn your faucet off." That's no more using plastic straws because all the turtles are dying. Plastic straws are bad though, right? Yep. Yeah. I have another law. If
9:18 you litter, they cut your hands off. Hands. That's like India. Can you get like a strike three? Like three strikes though? Yeah. Dude, there's no reason why you should ████ throw bottle caps out on the freeway. A bottle cap? Just a bottle cap. There goes your goes farther. I got another law. Go. You can't get a ████ ticket for having tints on your front windows. That's cool. You That's fine in certain states. It is fine in certain states. So, I'm just saying Nevada one. Wait, it is. I can tint my windshield when I get there. Be good, baby. You think it's because it's so hot they're like, "Bro, it's it's going to burn me." I just think they have common sense. I just think it's the dumbest thing to get a ticket for. How dark can you t your front windshield in Nevada? That I don't know. I don't know about the front one. Oh, you can't do that. No, but I'm just saying like all the limos and taxi services and stuff like that in Nevada like the front windows
10:08 like the side ones. True. Cuz how they going to get ████ and do coke without True. You want privacy. It's important for the only drivers do Coke and get ████ Limo drivers. Yeah. It's premium. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside. And then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. Squatterers, I think. Oh, thank you. That's the one I was going to say, man. Oh, sorry. I mean, go ahead and say it. No, and I don't need to say anymore. I love it. No, no, no. Say, wait. No, let's say it together. 3 2 1. Squatters can't be eaten.
11:03 Yeah. I don't know. Uh, yeah. Anything that just gets rid of whatever's giving squatters the unfair advantage. I'll have another one. If you ████ go and target and grab ████ and just run out, they get to paralyze you. Now in California, the neck down, bro. Like I like this eye for a life situation from the waist down. Okay. Oh, waist down. Fair. Fair. Like all those smash and grab ████ paralyze all those. Are they allowed to do PT to hopefully recover or do they get banned from any They get to They get They get banned from No. No. They they get to do their own PT. They get to YouTube it and try to practice on themselves. But yeah, specific to me. Smash and grab, man. Like when you know what the laws are and then you just prey upon it. I'm like you're extra scummy. You know,
11:53 I'd rather have someone pull a gun to my face like give me your wallet cuz you're just a straight up criminal. But you're like, "Oh, it's catch and release. Well, I guess if I lock me up, I'll be released tomorrow." And they're just like exploiting the law. Like exploitation. I'm like paralyzed that ████ And then and then all the cops shrug. What do you want me to do? Well, I don't know. I have to fill out this 20page ████ questionnaire when it's just going to be released tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's nice. I think uh more transparency on how the government's spending our money. Oh, good luck. I think that would be to to then I think they're working on that. Yeah. I think that would be a big one cuz at least you know like okay, you're taking my money but at least I know where it's going right now. Like you take it and it's going the abyss. What if they're like, "Okay, we'll be transparent. Uh so we're stealing it all and uh and they're trying to crack it down." Like I think in LA um cuz you know $23 billion they spent they have nothing to show for it. So now there's a task force. Isn't that great? Now
12:43 there's Yeah. And now there's a task force coming out like okay at least you know like okay now it now it might be okay staying in California because you know they're making more rules like I just think like even even if they did that where they're like oh men has proposed a law that we start being transparent you'll just get outvoted here you know what I mean California be like no we don't care it's fine trust them that's why I don't understand why people are like you need to tax more right and then but they don't even think about what about having these people spend Spend less. No, dude. Not at all. Be corrupt less. Yeah. Spend it. Put it actually like you're spending. At least do something with it. Like in California to Nevada, there's supposed to be that uh the rail rail, right? Like nothing has come about. Hey, they said the rails high speed, not the building of it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Change that. Change that. Why would your rail station start in Rancho Cuka Manga? Yeah, dude. That's
13:33 a popular city. Okay. That's the harshest thing. Greater LA up. All right. Slow again. Yeah. Like what the heck? You know what would actually make sense if it started from LAX. Absolutely makes sense. But that's why they're not doing it. That's why they're not going to do it. I think we don't have space to do it in LAX. Like do Ontario do something that connects something? Yeah. Kind of whack. Get rid of that restaurant in the middle where you It's like a ████ futuristic tower. That's a staple, dude. It's an FBI headquarter, man. Have you guys ever been there? It's supposed to I think there's a restaurant or something. That's a restaurant. You been there? That's not even a view tower for like No, it's just a restaurant. Yeah, they sell they serve like calamari and like burgers. Architecture landmark that all of us should go film there
14:23 then. I think turn that into a station that actually goes through LA. Turn that into a station. Yeah. And then it it goes to Vegas. Imagine if there was a it went from there and it went like to all the places like Santa Monica and then downtown and it went all the way down to uh Vegas at Rancho because the land between Rancho and LAX is just too expensive to put a rail probably. I don't know what I don't know what the real reason is because we have LA Metro that's a lot of displacement. You'd have to like kick people out of their homes, right? Dude, I even think instead of Rancho Fontana which is barely over. Yeah, but but at least like from like the 15 it just makes sense. I don't know. No one knows what Fontana is. They can't do it. They can't do it in like Union Station or something where all the other ████ trains are.
15:14 That'd be cool. Yeah. Um it seems like it's the it's the what is it? The trickiness of having to like take out what's there to put the rail, right? Sure. To Rancho, it's probably nothing. Or or just put billions of dollars into a rail that nobody's going to use. That that works too. I know. Like Hawaii. I know. I think people when they drive to Vegas, don't they have to go past kind of that area? So might as well just park there and then just go. Or maybe somebody bid. Maybe they were like, "All right, cities bid for this rail to stop at your city." And then Rancho's like, "Hey, we need the development. You know, we got some money." Ranch's up and coming, I think. Have you seen those cities that are offering to pay you money if you buy a home there? In LA? Like where? Wait, what? In LA? Which one? Uh like random ones. ████ like Isusa or whatever. I'll live in. Yeah. They'll be like, they'll be like, "You buy a home here, we'll give you 100 grand uh down payment assistance." Pomona is doing 200 grand right now. See, there's a lot of them. I don't want
16:04 to die, though. There's a lot of them. 200 grand. It's a Do you have to be in like a bad area? Yeah. What's the catch? Uh, they share in the growth of your equity, but it's 200 grand that they're going to Oh, they share. Yeah. Yeah. They they they loan you 200 grand as a and then you pay it off when you sell the house or when you refinance. But here, they share in the growth of your equity. It's not like you pay them back the 200,000 from your equity. you that let's say 200,000 plus growth of equity and you're coming in what 50/50 with them on the growth. Uh it's a percentage. I think it's like not 5050, it's like 20 30%. 2030. So So you have to let's say you buy a $500,000 or a million dollar house, right? You put $200,000 down there. They're going to loan No, they're going to loan you 200 grand. So you got 800 grand. So your your loan is $800 grand. So on a $500,000 home, then you would borrow 300,000 cuz they loan you 200. But let's say let's say you got a million dollar home, you use their $200,000 to put it down, right? So, you get that you have a
16:55 $800,000 loan. Let's say that in like 10 years that house turns into a $2 million home. You got to pay them back out of the $200,000 and another like $200,000. Correct. Interesting. Yeah. But then they're not going to cover your freaking hospital bill after you get lacerations from being stabbed at shell. There's there's like there's certain stipulations like first-time home buyer, you got to be a resident there, whatever. But a lot of cities are offering down payment assistance. Tusa is pretty that's pretty losing population or like what is it? Could be could be and they're just that's an incentive to keep people in California. I've noticed though like there there's certain cities that's kind of feels like a ghost town like in not Vernon but I think also I I think they they need the money they want the money on it you know
17:45 like let's say you eventually going to sell or re or sell or refinance are going to get their money and then the equity and that's a way to you know hedge to make money. That's what California did with that dream program. That makes sense. They're just reinvesting into themselves on like a 5 to 10 year period. Correct. I don't think anyone's going to sit there for 30 years. I think the average person will be 5 to 10 years. And they want to just keep people there so that they would spend in their local economy. You know what's was good law for you? That um if jiu-jitsu is being used in self-defense, like you're exonerated from all charges if the guy dies. Oh, I won't use jiu-jitsu in self-defense, brother. What would you use? Um I'll probably just run away. Self offense. I'll be honest. Stop hitting yourself. Hey, that's jiu-jitsu. Let it go. Or how about one of those things where obviously there's too many details for me to think clearly on this, but uh like if you you know you g a like minor, right? Yeah. Of course.
18:36 Of course. Of course. You're towing the line. If you if you do then then that minor's parents totally can kill you and not be punished. That's a good Velasquez. Exactly. Absolutely. Free my boy Kane. They're like, "Yeah, get through a 24-hour manhunt. You think I was great? You're okay. You're exonerated." 2-hour manh hunt. I never try to finish your sentences. You do in your head. No. And he's always right. He nailed it. He doesn't finish it. He just says it before you can say it. Yeah. The the guy who was catching all the predators, he's getting deported. The Russian guy. He's in the Philippines. But he was being a dumb. They ended up deporting him 25 years ago. I thought they were I thought he was going to serve a sentence there. How was he being a dumbass? He's going to all these different cops. He's grabbing their ████ hats. He's like getting their faces. He's just being a ████
19:27 ████ The disruption streamers now, you know, the people that just ████ He was doing the the predator thing though for a little bit. Oh, for sure. That's great. But then again, it's like don't go to another country, especially as a white dude, and just act like that. It's like you can't They deserve to do that to You're playing stupid ass games, bro. I thought he was getting locked up in the Philippines. Yeah, he is. He got kicked out of America though. Oh. Oh, so he can't come back to America. There's a time time frame. Oh ████ So he's not American citizen. No, he's uh I think he's Russian or Ukraine or something. Damn. But he was he was showing all the videos where he would like catch all the predators. So that was a good thing for doing other things. Yeah. I think he's been uh on YouTube as long as we have. He's old school. Yeah. He's been around forever. But he's doing this live stream thing. And it's just like you can see him like look to the camera like do you get that when he's like ████ with these like police officers there. Dumb dude. Dude, come on. Yeah, that need
20:18 that needs to end. Hey, that's a good one. If you're a disruption streamer, they get to paralyze you. They get to paralyze you. Yeah, they get to paralyze you. If you're a prank streamer, you get to get shot and it's okay. Yeah. No defense. Yeah. No defense. Yeah. No lawyer, nothing. Yeah. You can't say it's a prank, bro. It's a prank. Yeah. Doesn't work anymore. Nice.
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