0:00 [Music] What is the biggest thing you've ever flaked on? >> Oh, yeah. I've I think I have some. >> Flaked? >> Yeah, flaked. I have one where I look back or on purpose. Either way, I remember one thing I uh No, it wasn't a flake, but I refused to do and I really look back and think that was stupid. But uh me and Bart were in college, right? We were actually taking school seriously because for the past like 12 years we didn't. And then we're like, man, we can't be missing class and doing all this stuff and we got to actually get our lives together. So we're like, all right, we're just going to put school first, right? And then um we had this meeting because one of our fans was
0:50 actually like this major stunt dude. His name is Arnold Chan. >> Yeah. He's like in all these movies like >> Yeah. >> Like I went to a I went to his B like like hang out and then like >> that was the first time I saw so many celebrities just casually chilling >> like Wesley Snipes everybody and I was just like what the ████ right? So we had this major opportunity cuz he brought all these stunt guys and Hollywood guys together. They saw JK and they're like that ████ was so cool. Let's do something. And I remember till this day going ████ that was so stupid. But me and Bar were like, "Nah, we got classes that day. Uh, we can't we can't bail. We got we can't film with you guys." >> Oh. >> And then they're like, "We respect that, but like you're not going to have this opportunity again." And we're like, "I know, but >> guys, we made a promise." >> That's whack, dude.
1:40 >> I got to go to Spanish one today. >> I was never like that. And I don't know what the ████ >> gangsters, dude. Exactly. >> What the ████ What the ████ Right. Seriously, what the ████ >> You can tell it still bothers you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so ████ mad at myself. I'm so >> biggest mistake life. >> I'm out here ████ breaking Anna Holmes and breaking all the laws as like just a couple years ago before that and I decided to like set my life straight and I went so ████ hard to keeping this promise with Bart and him too. >> Are so strong >> and we're both just like no we're not going to budge for anything even good opportunities. You're so randomly ████ but smart at other things. That's so random. >> And then looking back, I was like, why the ████ did we do that? Like we we could have been working with some ████ >> No, that could have been our foot in the
2:31 door very early on. I mean, we >> changed maybe the whole trajectory >> your whole life. >> I mean, we went off and we we did stuff, but like, you know, we didn't I think we we uh we we flaked on a lot of opportunities like that. >> It's good you went to class. >> Yeah. What class was it? Do you remember? >> It was nothing was worth it. Nothing was worth it, dude. ████ nothing, dude. >> You didn't have a test that day or it wasn't even a final where India is on a map. >> I want to slap the ████ out of myself at that age. >> What the ████ were you doing? >> You were You could have ████ worked with Wesley Snipes on a ████ side project for free. >> Absolute madness, dude. >> And you and Bart at the same time went, "We shouldn't do >> Exactly. Exactly." We're just like, "Yeah, man. ████ yeah. Like two. >> Actually, let's think about it. Bet in
3:21 the moment. >> No. Two two ████ morons. Like >> the dumb the dumb and dumber scene. >> We have to put school first. >> There's a bunch of guys in the in the city down that way. >> Yeah. The gay ass couple. >> But I bet right after you turned him down, you were like, "Yo, that was really tight. Bart. We can't believe we did that." Like, good for us. >> We're committed. We were dead set. Like, yo, we really proved to ourselves that we're really going to um change we're going to change our lives around. Wow. Like that's how ████ stupid we were dedication though. >> And when you're on a set like that, you don't know who you could meet and who like you're in with. Like >> exactly. >> It could have been like exponentially. >> It's one ████ day. One day. >> You know how ████ seriously we took not missing class and getting our life together? >> Uh our buddy got a suite at the V at at Vegas. Massive thing. ████ all these
4:11 brands were coming together. We could have got sponsors for JK, right? He goes, "All these street wear brands are coming there. It's like a during that time it was like Orisu, Franco Shade, all of these like major I am King, whatever. It's a magic show or whatever." >> Yeah. Yeah. The trade show >> huge. And he goes, "You guys could come in. >> You could get sponsors." We're like, "Cool, but we got class, >> so we can't be there together." So, you know what the ████ we did >> after class? I flew into Vegas. >> We We filmed some stuff cuz we had 2-hour crossover. We me and Bart. Yeah. >> And then and then Bar went to Vegas first, right? So So So he filmed some stuff. After class, I went to Vegas. We filmed some stuff. And then Bar had his class. So he fil he he flew right back. We did no networking, nothing. We went there to film a stupid skit in their hotel suite cuz we're like, I've never
5:02 seen s such a luxury suite in my life. >> And like, okay, we're done. Yep. We got to go. >> Exactly. That's it. No talking to brands, no nothing. >> Sydney Sweeny's in the hallway. She's like, "Hey, Bart and Joe, you guys want to come bang me in the >> No, ████ We have to go to class." She's like a child then. >> She's 7 years old. >> Oh my god. >> I have to go to school first, guys. >> But I like I like the decision. She like the improv there. >> So, we flaked on our own opportunities and I'm surprised how far we got with how stupid we ████ were with things right under our nose that we didn't even try. Wow. >> Yeah. >> Damn, man. And you could have saved Wesley Snipes from tax evasion. >> That one hurts me, too, man. >> Yeah, >> I'm hurt. I'm I'm hurting for you, bro. >> Yeah. And now that that's why, you know, we make Trump Tower decisions, >> you know? Let's blow ████ 20 grand on
5:53 a on a hotel room that no one can even see. >> Not even recogniz. >> You can't even ████ tell, right? >> You're joking. >> Yeah. >> You can't even tell. So ████ >> 20 grand. >> There's not even a logo in the shop. >> You guys filmed in the hotel. >> There's not even a picture of Trump in the room. There's nothing identifiable. >> It's just one at the circus circus. >> It's just the footage is more yellow. >> And we're on plastic tables. >> That's one of my favorite ones, man. >> Yeah, that's that's really good for personal humor. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's bonkers. >> That was weird when we were filming it. >> Oh my god. >> It was so funny though. >> It was hella weird, but it was it worked out. >> It was great. But like, can you imagine you guys had an extra 25 grand right now? >> Oh, that would have been great for everybody. Yeah, he's basically saying we would have had a budget >> and it's been up and down like that the
6:43 whole ████ time. And people are thinking, "Oh, you guys, man, you had offices. You had all the Yeah, but how many ████ times when we went to zero and negative and then we found a way out of it and then we also did stupid ████ all the time like >> it's two whole brains responsible for these movies." >> Whole brains. >> I really do love it. I do. >> And it's always been this way. It's always going, "Yeah, let's do it." >> So, like, and I could hear Bart right now going like, "That's just next level." You know, he always >> Yeah, but look, man. >> What about What are you talking about, Lord? We're talking about Look, we're liquid. We're liquidating everything. We have to move. >> Let him finish. Let him finish. >> Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. You got a good one. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Sorry. Sorry. >> Well, look at We cut you off. >> Look at this. Look at this. >> Now, you make educated decisions. >> No, I don't. >> I still don't. debate against you about
7:35 him. >> I'm just lucky that in my other businesses I have people going, >> "Maybe we should do it this way." And I go, "Maybe you're ████ right." >> Now you listen. Now look, >> look, man. >> Look at the all the dumb ████ you guys did, man. >> Yep. >> Look. Just look at it. >> Just ████ >> reflect. >> That's it. in that >> looking at just keep looking at me. >> I won't flake on people, but I'll flake on myself. All right, >> that's fair. >> Yeah, why do we do that? >> That was a really good one, Joe. >> I can pop that. >> I know. >> Are you big time flaker and stuff? The one I could really think about that kind of bums me out. It was like two of my really good buddies who got married and
8:25 it wasn't cuz I I flaked on their weddings, but like I wasn't able to go and I kind of like am sad that like we didn't see those buddies get married, you know. >> What was what what took your time? >> The first one was Tiff got CO and it was like in the middle of CO. Ah, ████ it. And then the second wedding was it was my buddy's Jeremy's wedding and we had to go to Cleveland. >> Jeremy's. at Jeremy Zorgami. >> This guy lard ji ji ji ji ji ji ji ji ji jiu-jitsu >> and uh I missed his wedding cuz we had to go to like Cleveland so I guess it wasn't flaking but there's a sense of like ah ████ I wasn't able to go. You feel like it's a big life event for your homie. >> He told me that you have a thing with skipping his life event. >> See so I'm like and every time he has a life event it's always because um something random. Usually it's we're in Cleveland. >> Oh >> like coincidentally every single time he has a life event every quarter and I'm
9:16 always in ████ Like I don't think Mick's really my friend. >> Yeah. And he's like I think he hates. >> Is it a flake where like he you said I'll be there and then as it gets closer you're like actually I can't. >> Exactly. And that's the worst is when you have to reset plan. And that's happened like four or five times specifically to Jeremy. >> A good person like I don't think Nick actually. >> Yeah. For real. For real. >> Are you in his wedding? >> Uh I don't think he had like I was one of his >> Oh, he didn't have like a bachelor party. I I went to I went to that. Did he have like two empty spots at the reception at the tables? that kind of thing. We ruined the whole seating chart, you know? We ruined it. We ruined it. >> It is what it is. You know, >> how do you make up for that? Like what do you do to like next time? >> You don't anytime he brings it up, you just walk out of the room. >> I got to go to the bathroom. I got to get a phone call. Hang on. >> Oh, I have to ████ I have to poop. I don't know if this is a flake job
10:06 necessarily, but I was just at um Joe's ex's wedding and uh >> it's a great way of saying >> they used to be they used to be madly in love and and now they're both married to different people >> passionately kiss. >> So it it just so happened to be the wedding is on the same day as game seven. >> Oh, I saw you watching >> the finals, dude. And so I guess in a way I flaked on it cuz like I brought my laptop and I stuck it up on the table >> and you was sending us pictures, >> bro. The whole laptop. >> Not even a phone. >> No, no, no. It's like this big and I have it on the on the Well, it's bigger than this. And um >> 15 inch. >> Yeah, it's 15 in. And uh yeah, so I got I just got this thing and I'm watching the Pacers game and and uh they're like doing I guess I didn't even realize this was going on cuz I was so into the game. It was like the fourth quarter, you know, and we were up at halftime and hi
10:56 went out. Obviously, in the beginning, it was really devastating. >> The audio is way up, too. >> I didn't have the audio speeches. He's got headphones in. I kept toggling it around, right? But um yeah, so then during the I guess they're doing like the the Jewish like ha with the chair and ████ and they're all people are swirling all around the table and ████ and I'm just sitting there cuz it's the fourth quarter like and it was closed. We were down 10. I was like, I can't. And Nikki's like, "You're not going to get up for the ceremonial Jewish dance." I was like, "I don't even know it's that." >> But no, there's eight minutes left. >> But no, no, but no. >> They're making a run. >> What am I going to do? >> 80 run right now. >> I I watch I can't miss this. Like this is it. >> You definitely flinkedked. >> Yeah. You think I flinkedked? Yeah. >> That's hilarious. The laptop sends me. >> That's hilarious, dude. >> I picture guys like walking behind and
11:47 then like they're like, "Oh, you watching the game." >> By the way, Boys pulling away and they got I got to go to the bathroom and they're like, "What's the score? What's the score?" >> Yeah. Hella girls were kind of peeping it too a little bit. >> Under your suit. You had the Halley shirt. >> Oh yeah, I had I had the Hie I did. I had the Hi Choke shirt on under the suit. I was going to tear it off if we wanted. >> You're not even trying to hide it. >> Yeah, dude. I had these bad boys. >> Come on, baby. >> Dude, I was ready to go. But >> damn. But what a game though, huh? Oh, man. What a run. >> But people there like they that did know you personally were just like, "Oh, that's Steve." They like make >> Well, the cool thing is I got permission from the bride and groom first because like I'm not classless. Yeah, >> I'm not classless. >> I am classless, but I get permission if you pulled it. >> I get permission to do my white trash ████ >> And would you have like not washed it at all if the groom was just like, "Hey, I'm not >> I would have taken my laptop into the Jeep that we rented and I would have
12:37 washed it outside." I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. It was just, >> oh my god, like in my lifetime, I could never see that again. You understand? A game seven with Indy in it. >> In my lifetime, >> nothing would catch you from the game. And by the way, Nikki knew that. She's like, >> "Nothing's going to keep him from this. So, what am I going to ████ do?" You know, >> even even if uh his ex and the the groom were like, "Hey buddy, >> if the bride started choking, >> I'd be like, "Look, there's four minutes. What the ████ do you want me to do?" Somebody else knows how late. >> There's no other There's no doctors. This ain't the only joke. >> I got to do it. You got to You got to get tubercul. >> What am I going to do? >> Yeah. What am I going to do? >> I can't do anything. >> Pick her up and jiggle her around or whatever. >> Yeah. Don't. Yeah. I mean, >> don't get Steve. He sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Jiggle her around. >> Yeah. Shake her a bunch. >> She's tiny. I can pick her up, but I
13:28 don't know about >> That's a That's a what's it called? A present flake. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> In the moment. >> And Nikki just keeps busting my balls about it, too. She's like during the chair dance, Steve. like she'll just come up to me in the house like doing a chair dance and I'm like there's 4 minutes left. >> Yeah, there's 4 minutes. What do you want me to do the chair? >> Just randomly >> I'm like I'm sorry you never cared about anything like a lot. Like that's kind of what I do. >> Flip it. Son of a ████ Yeah. Yeah.
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