0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are currently off the record here nothing counts nothing counts yeah feel free to say whatever you want slander people that you hate can i just say luna is one 115 that's pretty crazy oh should we do the stock market belt yeah let's do it let's do it let's do it gotta get high we got a bunch of thousandaires and millionaires in this room engineers dude 50 years hey don't don't brag i made 25 because of luna thank you there it is you got it games are games oh that's possible did you like point ████ two lunars on this i feel kinda [Applause]
0:51 thank you thank you daddy luna daddy luna do we have are we ready to talk about the other coins in the hemisphere of crypto outside of luna and what we're excited about talk about sheep and what our money's in we could here's the problem here's the problem with that there's one that i'm accumulating right now that i don't want to talk about yet okay okay okay which you guys know about actually okay it's a secret yeah well uh there's stuff that i'm kind of excited about but i'm gonna keep it a secret too because also i think i wanna be responsible enough to where if i am going to announce certain coins i want to say it early enough so our fans can get like a chance at getting it but then i don't i want to take the risk first just in case because there's always a risk right so it's like just in case
1:41 things might go sour just because you get melted i don't want them to be like you ████ me joel all you gotta do is say that whole non-financial not financial disclosure and then be like i would buy all of this but nfa giving advice depending on the listener actually because like us we don't care like we just like we don't blame anyone if anything happens right yeah but i think like the regular person i blame steve for making me broke the the listener is so important because it's always it's not always but a lot of times it could be lose lose right it could be like like let's say you like like what joe's saying i want to test it first but then like let's say it pumps if it pumps then you tell them then they're like why did you tell me sooner so you could make money first right those are the people that you don't want to talk to exactly and then you try to shake them out anyway and then you go all right you know then
2:31 then i'll just tell you what i'm gonna do it and then you tell me you're gonna do it and it dumps a little bit and like see you know what though like steve's a good guy because he literally just wants everyone to win so he'll tell everybody i'm the opposite i you want everybody to lose no i don't think people are responsible enough to invest and then because you've more like so many times people have been like or like people i've heard stories of people are being like what the ████ steve and they're getting mad at you right yeah sure they didn't even lose money but it's the natural fluctuation of the market this happens in stocks this happens in real estate if it fluctuates if they were buying while everything was down and while they were frustrated they would be millionaires right now that's the whole point but do they expect investments to be like a skyrocketing straight you know that's what i'm saying but a
3:21 lot of people are like that because um i think most people don't have the heart capacity to handle that kind of most people don't invest so they don't understand what to expect when they get in there but you're getting people that are early adopters that's never invested before and i'm just like i never ████ do that because it's dangerous like they'll blame you for everything well my people blame me for uh for getting really ████ rich you're getting fast well crypto corner is different they want to do it right like somebody on crypto corner was yelling uh at me i think jokingly was like i've never listened to a dance drink until you buy luna at 99. but today he's like up money so it's like it's all ████ it's all relative and that's why the listener is so important because the the average person is this they'll be down to go hey i'm gonna buy i'm gonna take a loan out right to buy a car
4:12 and then literally drive it off the lot it depreciates yes that's the average person you're right yeah then you go how about take half of it and just put it in this it could go up too your car is never going to go up right true and then they're like well depends because i sold my coffee cup doing that one i bought a used car that went on this guy dude yeah but so it's like that's the i think people have to get over that thought or that mindset or that heart capacity first before they can get in or else it gets into a dangerous place but we want everybody to think like that because then the even playing field will happen like we want us like wake up from the matrix yeah we want our fans we want our fans to to have that mindset and then crush it but then all the other ████ like loser fans we want them to ████ yeah lose their faces they keep watching but they're loser fans
5:02 our fans are losers i'm talking about like wong fu fans all other fans that's true buzzfeed fans yeah david soul fans are ████ damn they're not even here anymore people eating at bobo mofo i want come to jubilee food barbell friends dude they spend all their money on protein anyways don't got money invest yeah dude jk fans are the only ones to win yeah but not the loser ones not the loser fans not the david soul fans especially the david so i miss david yeah go ████ watch david he's on youtube david so what where are the girls go on ████ big moves what are we talking about yeah other fans go out and get out of here big nude was the first one you wanted to talk about there right there we're the girls pornhub
5:53 well yeah that'd be nice there's two aspects to crypto though where i'm like um i i am i side with steve when it's like trying to get everyone to adopt it because i am a strong believer of decentralized finance i don't like the whole corrupted system of centralized finance so that's in that aspect i want to get as many people in but the other aspect of investing right like people that have never done it before i think they get hella greedy and they look at it and then they see the success of other people and they've never been burnt before so then i've i i don't know i just don't want to be the guy that's like oh you did this you did and i'm like yeah just hold your ████ money and you'll be rich ████ but i don't want to listen to you complain well know what you know what you bought why you bought it right you
6:44 have to understand like like going into it why are you putting money into it and then if it dips that's exact that's why it's an opportunity and not like oh i'm ████ folks i'm so ████ yeah like those guys all take owls right those guys like literally sell to lost and they're like i just went out of this thing or they sell it break even it's ridiculous if they if they were just seeing the dips as opportunities yeah they'd be in the winner's circle with us but but unfortunately not everyone can be is just how it is you taught me that steve green hey right now taught me how to to read the dips and say oh time to buy and now i'm up 25 he checked baby warren buffett the the number one stock man in the whole entire world who hates crypto his method is uh value investing right so his whole concept is you don't sit there trade and try to like get rich off of gambling you try to find the stock or the value of a company at an early stage you can see the
7:34 trajectory you see a solid team you have faith in it and you go you know what there's a lot of value here it's undervalued such as maybe walmart in the early ages or amazon in the early ages if you can identify seriously you're not wrong by the sears dip this is the second day we've talked about sears this week you're not wrong if you invested in sears in 1930 and then you ████ sold at 1916. no dude i've been holding since 1930 bro you got to be the wall street bets for sears but to that though in investing it's all timing too you're a genius when you sell when it's high and you're a genius when you buy when it's low not the other way around like anthony it used to be it used to work so well but now i'm luna 150
8:24 but that's the funny thing right is like if you really believe in this ████ and if you know it's going to be the next amazon you know you did your studying you're like right now let's say amazon at the time was like 30 bucks or some ████ and you go man it's undervalued i know it's gonna go to a thousand if you know this then why the ████ are you crying when it dips like 20 bucks which amazon did do right like a ████ tank ████ hella hard after it's ipo before it came back up yeah and i mean i guess that's the whole point of investing and i don't have the heart to sit there and explain to him i'm like hey man all this money you also have to be responsible that if it goes to zero that's on you don't ████ play with money you don't got mm-hmm yeah for sure that's why i was able to ████ weather almost a mil drop into 10 grand but i
9:14 knew that wasn't real money that's ████ crazy every time you say it it was it was definitely real money but yeah stomach you got a stomachache oh my well i did freak out because i owed 250 000 in taxes that i didn't have but basically aside from that when i look when are you going to write the book you know value investing by joe jutsu geez the best part though is that you did weather the storm and you you had you said so here's the thing right set a plan right set a plan five year plan five year plan so he already knew that he already knew going in that he was like he told me that when he was buying ethereum and i was only year two he's like steve i'm buying and i'm just gonna hold it for five years and that's that's my plan right so i've also seen john do this with plans too though okay fair
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11:45 featuring sears that's the second book value investing and then pivot whatever the ████ you want pictures him ripping the plane like this your book should be how to make a mini cooper appreciate it and then and then it should have a little side photo that says dealerships hate him yeah and he's leaning on he's leaning on the mini cooper like the book cover right now i told you so book cover the whole ████ time dude the whole run you know what the best part is we beat everything you could google it go find an investment that did better than luna good luck on my coinbase it says tara luna went up eight thousand percent that's pretty crazy yes certainly i don't even know i don't know anything about that that just sounds like a lot i can't wait till we bring back money masters we're going to be wearing valencia with the ████ mic like this can't wait dude we're going to fly in on a private jet we're going to rent a
12:35 concert hall in vegas and we're gonna have a i told you so ████ marathon it's gonna be great telethon i told you so telethon trust me you don't want to leave at lunch because we're gonna be ████ hookers on stage after the intermission dude that but i like the look of it nick's performing with the kid just yeah dude it's gonna be my debut i can't wait just ████ judo slamming all of them nah to the music oh ████ dude don't show him yet dude hey i'm not bad moving the shadows there are people though right so so um it's about you have to also set up strategies for yourself so it's like i have a plan i'm going to invest in this for years like joe did right and then there's also ways to win where it's like i'm going to set up passive income
13:25 streams like using miners or whatever and the reason why you do that is is and i haven't you know you guys know i've been helping people get into crypto for a long time but some people will go well i'm not going to stop this minor what what i would do which would be more beneficial to me anyway is i'll just buy that coin every week and i'm like you won't do it you won't ████ do it and if they did do it there was this one coin called see a coin where before it was even a cent i was like guys we're gonna set up a seo coin miner i bought all the ████ ████ i spent like five g's on a mining rig and i was like we're gonna plug it into my buddy's house and let's just mine this ████ the whole ████ bear market well everybody's freaking out through the bear market saying it's over and all ████ and so these guys didn't want to do it anymore and i was like damn it we have to like if if we were accumulating this the whole time that'll be really good when the bolt comes back and like the ball is not going to magnify and grip doesn't work and i'll sit and if they were do if they were doing that with me the entire time that would have been a million dollar stack just right
14:15 there so that's the thing you have to have the discipline and you have to know what you don't have discipline about set the plan for yourself so even if it's a passive income stream you know that you're not gonna sit there and buy it every ████ week but if you do have a mining rig something you invested money in and time in and you keep that thing going then you'll be working for yourself like as a passive income stream but a lot of people don't have the discipline to do that but if you did do that that's how you take that's how you get the big wins too so i remember see a coin because um i needed to pay some taxes and i was like oh damn thanks for this one steve and i came up like 60 grand and what did i do i sold it no to the moon i'm not oh that's right like a ████ and i said no this was my tax payment money yeah and then you sold it under a penny and then and that is an example of how i
15:06 didn't stick to the plan but you learned from that you're supposed to sell out a dollar uh well i i said get a million of them and then yeah right now they'd be 100 grand yeah that's the thing i think i came up like it was like 67 grand or something and i didn't put that much in and then i was like you know what this would be a responsible thing like i'm not like the coin wasn't a long-term coin it was a quick trade for me so i'm like you know i could take profits here i need to set aside money and be responsible and you know i have to pay taxes on this stuff and i said all in baby and then the ████ crash happened so i guess um that was my lesson is i like to go a thousand percent on everything with nothing in my bank account right i was impressed so a thousand percent it's even never been heard of because it's more than a
15:56 hundred but it's like actually the same third of an eight thousand percent eight thousand tara luna all right i'm just saying dude that's pretty crazy i've heard of a thousand though thousand percent ████ dude that's ████ but then thousand is luna dude because my my i think there's also the financial like investment strategy but there's a life strategy and i'm always thinking so far ahead that i forget about where am i gonna get a burrito tomorrow and then so that's why you buy hella burritos at once you're investing in the week yeah you see all those frozen he offered me a burrito this morning yeah he did for me too i pulled like four out of this bag and put it in the freezer you want one burritos when we walk in you're up in burrito i'm actually serious can we edit that out because i'm trying to accumulate frozen burritos right now and and i don't want everyone to be buying that you're gonna start a bear market for burritos i specifically look for hotels
16:48 that have a breakfast bar so i can accumulate burritos and i can bring the burritos here that's good and have free breakfast i have so many are you gonna get the burritos here i'm gonna buy plenty no i ████ buy a hotel i i get a hotel room for 150 bucks and i get one free burrito that's how i get them that's your racket that's my racket dude complimentary burrito complimentary burrito the best part about it actually joe figured out that it's not illegal to move burritos yes it's fda approved actually it's a lot but he's getting them from north korea though because they invented it he did defend it oh yeah straight from the store so i'm very pure so you guys look like that's a hotel room you gotta you gotta look for hotel rooms at free breakfast all right that's true which ones have three free uh frozen burritos yeah that's very specific a lot of them best
17:38 western yeah thanks to the pandemic because they don't have breakfast bars they need to put on the sign instead of colored tv yeah yeah we have hbo like let me know 17 channels more like bean and cheese burritos i haven't seen a hotel with a black and white tv in a long time i know it doesn't sound like that's a good thing bart he's like bumped it's good for everybody it's right there it's they're all color tvs now yeah that's true yeah why is that a purple we have bathrooms a queen sized bed aren't they all queen size beds i like when it says love spa i'm always like oh what's a love spot it's something that is [Laughter] it's like the love motels in korea yeah what's a love motel in korea it's just like there's different streets and stuff like that that have like a bunch of uh more affordable are all the light bulbs red in that street or no no no no just rent them to have sex they know you're not gonna stay there for 12 hours so
18:28 it's cheaper oh like for hookers wow no but okay but like you know that too you can go with your woman no it's because there's a lot of huge drinking culture as well out there so like a lot of people just get drunk they need something to say that's not super expensive that's one or they get drunk they meet people they want to mm-hmm that's pretty good you know oh so so so biggest lesson learned right because the biggest lesson learned is like yeah i enjoy going a thousand percent but then there's what i call the gray area which is if you can figure out a way to create passive income that will just pay for your living expenses let's just say like you calculate what your rent is your phone bills how much you average spend on your food and you don't stray away from that let's say it's 5 000 bucks a month figure out that situation and then have a passive vehicle that just pays that every month and that was my
19:20 solution to my turmoil yup and as much as i want to find a way to take that money that's in my passive account and blow it all on other ████ coins and whatever i gotta tell myself do not do that but that was like my journey like you know when i went through that four years ago and i was like all right and that's why i have super homeless habits like going to collect every single breakfast bag that i can at every hotel and i can hoard it here in the jk office so i can eat breakfast for free you guys notice i don't even order starbucks because i have breakfast burritos even though the company's paying for the starbucks i ████ feed you guys first so i could get a free burrito at a breakfast bar but isn't the company paying for the burritos the 150 dollar burrito so your loophole goes in the loop
20:10 basically i don't know that's out of pocket dude get it my bad dude my bad i suppose that my bad dude all hail joe jacob our fearless leader you
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