0:00 [Music] Welcome to a mukbang episode of JK News. Uh we're having Sonora Town and I got a coconut or chhatta. >> Oh, it's coconut. >> There's a uh there's like a a new I don't know if it's a dating app. I think it might just be a a social media platform. >> Um and I feel like it's just based in LA for now. I can't remember exactly, but it does have a feature where you have to make at least 80K a year in order to join it. >> Wow. How do they screen? >> Maybe you got to like maybe the same way that like a I don't know like a apartment will screen for when you're getting like a lease. >> So, is it both though? Men men and women have to make over 80. >> It's kind of like Millionaire Matchmaker. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like that show.
0:50 >> Yeah. Is the goal to bar? >> Yeah. >> The goal to kind of like qualify like certain socioeconomic demographics. That's the whole >> I I think so. I think maybe it's it's just a depending on what city you could be balling or you could be ████ broke. >> Yeah. That's why like people people are saying like, "Oh, ADK is not really It doesn't mean like it's for rich people." Because if you're in LA, >> LA or New York. Yeah. Or San Francisco. >> ADK is kind of like it's not rich, but it is like nice. >> But if you're in Minnesota, you're like Bill Gates. True. >> Minnesota, >> dude. If you imagine, okay, imagine you made 80K, right? And then you lived in a state >> where you can buy a house every year. >> Cuz some states like 40 G's to 80 G's. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Cuz that would be like, let's say the average home in True
1:41 >> in Cal in LA is a million. That means you're making a million a year. >> Mhm. >> Damn. >> So if you if you think of it that way, like this guy make is a house a year. That's pretty ████ >> You know, average home price back then it was like 2 years worth of someone's income. >> Yeah. Way back. >> Or you can just pay it off in two years or whatever. Damn. >> Yeah. If you don't spend money on anything else. >> What's um >> in a car was like six grand. So that's like probably I don't know half a year's income. >> Yeah. >> What's like a what's a parameter that you think would actually make so a social media platform better? Kind of like how they added that how they put 80K is the cut off. Like what's a what's a parameter that you think would actually make a >> you put uh real face and your address? >> Yeah, >> I think verifying like a real person. >> People just go I would never do that.
2:31 You ████ piece of ████ Whatever. Like it's like your face, your address, your phone number. >> Like you have to have a verified existence. >> Yeah. So you can't have those ████ You can't be like a Russian bot. You can't be a ████ creep. You can't be a contrarian always wants to say the opposite to like get attention. >> Oh, you're talking about regular social media, not dating anymore. >> Yeah, it doesn't have to be dating. Could just >> And when the tides turn, you don't apologize. Your ████ gets automatically deleted. >> Dang. >> Damn. >> So, all the ████ that were like on my case for not getting vaccinated and then later they find out it's actually not that good. >> Yeah. >> I didn't get No. All the ████ that gave me hate gave me zero apology. >> You're right. Bill said sorry to you holding this one in for a long time. He was waiting. >> People got amnesia. >> Brian, I'm like that still.
3:21 >> Yep. >> I will ████ let people know till this date that you guys are dumb. >> I don't think >> Why the ████ would you put something in your body that was made in a year? Come on. Like you got to be a cuckoo head to even do that. >> Have you ever had a one night stand? Oh yeah. >> Yeah. What about >> Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. What about when he put that in your body? >> Yeah. After meeting her for an hour probably. >> Yeah. But guess what? >> That's wo wo wo. >> But the one night thing is different. >> Connected. It was It's a human that's been around for years. It's been >> you know where you don't know where they came from. ████ That little fire though. >> That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. >> Listen ma'am. >> Who else has been dead? >> Ma'am. >> Yeah. What they left behind. >> That concept. That concept was around
4:12 though, right, for over multiple decades. All right. 10 years. >> That's just more come that's built up inside >> thousands of years. >> But you know, >> since listen, this the the vaccine they wanted to create was just made. >> Okay. So, let me ask you this. Would you like a social media platform that was all unvaccinated people? No. No. That's ridiculous. >> Wait, why? >> No. What the heck? >> Because at the end of the day, the the the whole vaccine ████ I don't care if you took it or not. Just the fact that you >> they got mad at you. >> The fact that people were pissed at me for not taking it. The fact >> would you like a social media platform of only people who weren't pissed at you? >> No, I don't want any. I just don't want any of that. I don't care about vaccination or not. If you're vaccinated, cool. But once again, the
5:03 people that will literally destroy your friendship or or cut you off because of it. >> Oh, I see. >> Like keep a choice. A choice. >> Yeah. >> But then when you start >> when you start getting on each other's people's choices, >> right? >> Then if it turns out the other way, you better owe an apology. >> Yeah. It's a people's people's choice awards. >> If I want to put >> Is that what that's about? >> Well, even like the tariffs, right? Remember when the tariffs first got ████ implemented? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And then there was a slight drop in the stocks. People, oh my god, look what he did. >> And I was like, just chill out. Just chill out. And now everyone's retirement. It's the craziest they've ever been. >> I don't get no ████ apologies for ████ like that either. >> No, but but how come people didn't look at the bright side? Why people got to be >> I don't know. But this isn't a co episode. >> I'm not talking about co
5:53 >> What are you talking about? >> I'm talking about being Why don't people look at the bright side? Why always people >> It doesn't sound like you're looking at the bright side. I am on the bright side. >> We're trying to bring you to the bright side. >> I am a little >> What's a way What's a way that you can make a social media um platform better? >> I I really like you need to verify your real human. You cannot have more than one account unless it's strictly business, >> which is fine. Some people make a second account just to be bots. >> You know what I'm saying? And whatever. >> How about people who make it for their dogs? >> Cancel it immediately. >> What? delete that ████ Like, what are you doing making your dog acting like it's >> You know what's You know what's interesting is technically technically Instagram you can't you're not supposed to have it >> if you have a prior sex offense. >> No way.
6:43 >> You're not You're not allowed to technically, but there's nothing they can >> check they can't check that. >> That's what I mean. You can All you can do is report somebody and be like, "Oh, this guy is and they have to look." But they never do. There's people that have totally had these offenses and they're completely still influencers on this platform. I don't understand that. But I think like a platform that that uh actually strictly adhere to that would be great. >> I think if you've had any type of like sex offense, you obviously can't be part of this social network. That's >> okay. Let's say you're part of the whole judge thingy. >> Yeah. >> Where you're deciding >> Uhhuh. >> Um how do you weigh like a violent crime like someone that who has robbed and burglarized versus sexual crime? >> I think it would be sick to have a a whole platform that where people that have no priors. So, all rappers have to be off. All rappers on on the >> Well, you know what would be hilarious? If if those rappers actually were still
7:34 on because they really didn't have any products. >> Oh, okay. So, they're just lying. >> Like, they're just not legit. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That'd be even funnier. >> I wish it was all linked to Indeed. So, every comment, every post, when you like click on someone's Indeed profile when you're going to hire them, you see every nonsense. >> Wow. You want their resume? >> I want a LinkedIn. I want to see what people have been. >> People lie on their resumes. >> Like crazy. >> That's right. >> The new shirts are in. >> Oh yeah. >> Was that Was that gay the way he put that box down? He went He went Oh, >> that looked like it was too heavy. >> He turned off. >> No, that just sounds like his age. That's real stuff. >> That's just a man. That's a 40-year-old man right there. >> Yeah. Okay, >> that's fair. >> Nothing he does is to me.
8:24 But yeah, crazy times, man. >> Ridiculous. >> You want to show this shirt? >> Yeah, I'm very excited. >> Can I get one today? >> Oh, cool. >> Wow. >> It's not available just yet. It might be. Go check out merchlabs.com. JK News. >> America. Love the eagle. America. >> I think that's a crow, bro. Freaking >> take. Yo, delete that section then. >> You made this? What do you mean? You made the design. >> I don't know what it is, though. >> Eagle. It looks like a eagle. Brian, what is it? Eagle or No. >> Oh, yeah. Hey, the quality is nice. >> It looks like a carnivore. >> Oh my gosh. It's really thick. >> It's actually really thick. Yeah. >> Oh my gosh. >> This is the cool. >> Oh, dude. I never had one of those.
9:14 >> That's I never had a Samurai one. >> No one does. It's new, fool. >> I know. >> Never had it. I never had in >> how many decades? >> I never even had a regular Careful Boy one. >> We'll do a full photo and like promo and all that. Just doing a sneak peek real quick. >> I like the color of that. Like it's not like a white white. Yeah, that kind of off-white color. Nice. >> Yeah, go check it out, man. Links in the description. It might be out. I don't know when this video is coming out. >> Yeah, guys, you're getting a you're getting a sneak peek at our farewell shirts >> before we leave this godforsaken town. You know what's funny? It's going to be like farewell and then new beginnings. It's like we're not gone, baby. >> That's true, >> dude. Can we take like cool ass pictures with it? >> Yes, absolutely. >> ████ y'all. >> Is that gay that we want to take pictures with this? >> Yeah. >> Damn it. You know,
10:05 >> dude, it's too extreme. You're gay. >> I do think if you want a picture taken of you, you're gay, though. >> Oh, yeah. If a guy's like, "Oh, can you take a quick picture of me?" >> Why? What the ████ >> Hey, is it gay? Is it gay? Again, memory is gay. >> Is it gay to go to a Chris Brown meet and greet? >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> No. Come on, man. Not. >> Dude, those are epic. >> Only if you get a lap dance from him. >> Yeah, then it's a little bit actually. I mean, you might just be secure in yourself. >> Every time I post on Instagram, I do feel gay. >> Yeah, >> but it's just my job now. So, I'm like, I'm ████ >> But I'm gay. So, >> yeah. >> I think it depends what you post. >> The letter that they're like, "Thank you for thank you for all that you've done to the community." I was just like, he got muffins. >> Oh, that was cool. >> From like a fan or like from a dance fan. >> We went to go We went to go eat brunch. All right, I'm already gay. We went to get brunch and then somebody sent an order of like a muffin like like all the
10:56 muffins they had in that place. They got like an assortment. >> Oh, like a muffin flight or whatever. >> Yeah. And they sent it over to our table and and there was a note on it and it said, "Thank you for everything you've done for the dance community." Or >> Wow. >> Notes are gay, too. >> No, notes are so sweet. >> Notes are gay. >> Notes are letters. >> And I commented, "Thank you for representing the gay community. Wow. >> And only JK fans get it. So they're like dying, right? And then I bet like all of his regular like dance community people like I don't get what like >> this is how he comes out. >> Dude, anything that's like of JK origin in public view, no one gets it but JK people. >> That's what I love, dude. >> The fact that Anthony will have like dance videos up and there's just going to be so many uh Twin Towers. Like people are like, "What?" Cuz this food
11:46 calls him a 911 denier. >> Dude, >> Twin Towers Bernie. Not just Twin Towers, but Twin Towers. >> The actual gif of the Twin Towers. >> I'm sure that's really great for his brand. >> He actually really doesn't like it. But it's so funny that he It's like It gets even funnier the more that he squirms about it, so it just never ends. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> That's the kind of social media account Anthony would like. I want an app. Well, I just want Yelp to make it available where um people can comment on each other's >> cuz I'd be seeing some stupid ████ >> that I want to comment on them and saying, "No, you're wrong. You don't know ████ about this and that." >> Or like, "You were rude. You were the one doing X, Y, and Zed." Or like, cuz sometimes they'll just >> talk to you. >> Or the customer has to put their ████ phone number on there. >> Back up what you say. Then
12:37 >> if you really believe this, someone can call you and go, "Hey, >> did you really try it like this?" Blah, blah, blah. Did you give the restaurant a chance to fix it? >> Mhm. >> At least At least there's things like uh when you, you know, like on some uh merchant websites, you have to have a verified purchase in order to review the product. >> Yes. >> I like that. I like that it has to show that you really bought the thing. But like for restaurants, they don't have that. >> No, >> you don't even have to prove you ever ate there or you even been there. You just say whatever. >> You that said didn't like the lobster. >> What? Jumbi. >> Yeah, >> I don't like the lobster Ji. >> Yeah, we're not really known for lobster. >> Yes, man. >> A lot of businesses do use Yelp like maliciously though to attack. >> Yeah. >> If they don't want their competition, they'll write ████ up reviews. >> You have to pay to get rid of it.
13:28 >> No, you could dispute it. >> Yeah. It's just hard when like so like people will actually like former employees that are like angry at you or whatever, they'll figure out ways. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Yeah, that's true. >> It is. >> It does suck with that. There's no repercussion for like when people maliciously do it >> in mass, >> you know, like when they bomb you. Like what happened to that one? Uh I think it was like a Thai restaurant. There was like a um like a dog that was kind of like on a leash next onto a pole next to the restaurant. Nothing to do with the restaurant. Some like homeowner next door did that and some lady filmed it and said that the restaurant was serving dogs >> because of that. And then >> messed up. >> Yeah. And then all these people bomb review bombed it saying like, "Oh, these people cook dogs." And it like ruined the restaurant. And then when it all got
14:18 found out that the dog was just the neighbors, nothing was done to like fix anything any of the >> Sorry. See, >> they don't say sorry. >> Yeah. >> It just starts with a racist character. >> Even the specific lady I think that was like caught starting it like nothing. She didn't do nothing for that restaurant. >> Messed up. >> That's why verify yourself. Put a phone number on it and address. >> I think we're going to get there though. I think social media will move in that direction. >> We need to cuz this is ridiculous. People are just saying anything they want, posting whatever they want. It's fine. save all the reviews of the people and then find dirt on them and then turn it around. >> Yeah. I think it would be nice if social media reflected more of what people would be willing to say in person. >> Yes, >> cuz some people are completely different under anonymity and that's a little bit weird. >> What if you just have a fake Instagram but you don't comment on anything? But you just need the fake Instagram. >> You need it.
15:09 >> You just need it. >> I need it. >> But I don't comment on anything. >> Oh, you just want to lurk? I I'm the friend that can find people. >> Oh, okay. >> So, I need that in I can't be without it. >> I don't do anything malicious with it. Like, >> you know, long lost relatives, >> right? You're an observer. >> Siblings. >> Your dad had a second family. Come to me. >> Do that with your normal account. >> Yeah. Just don't follow them. >> Oh, in case I accidentally like, you know, when you're watching Oh, you're thinking ahead. >> Yeah, I found some people, let me tell you. >> Okay. >> But I need it. But then I'm not leaving comments. I'm not like doing anything mean. >> Oh, >> can I keep it? >> Or they can do viewer mode. I think they should do viewer mode. So, you know, like when you go on a website, >> you're just browsing the internet. Like best buy.com doesn't know it's ████ bar. It's just a IP address, right? They
16:01 should do one where people that don't want to actually engage and put themselves out there, you could just go viewer mode. >> Oh, yeah. >> And then you can you go on Instagram like you're browsing the internet or something. >> Yeah. You Yeah, that's true. >> What? What?
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