0:00 [Music] you are forgiven because today we have a little bit of Poetic Justice Kendrick I love it love that you're ████ culture man steals a car yep with a toddler in the back seat another one all right another one DJ khid see what I did there I did Robs a Bank then he hits a tree and he dies from injuries how's the kid baby's fine sleeping the whole time I like it yeah I'll take it where is this I'll take it I believe in karma was a baby just crying in the car seat the whole time probably yeah was baby he had enough time to steal the car with a crying baby and then he went to go rob a bank with a crying baby and then he's in the car with a crying baby and then he
0:51 hits a tree y with a crying baby I know LA's crazy what an cuz there's so many freaking people right like there's a trillion people down here 10 million to be like precise so let's forget La maybe 12 do car robberies ever actually like work in other places or how do you mean what do you mean like do people get away with it a lot of people just like ride that car for the rest of their life let alone bank robberies yeah they drive it to a Chop House and it could yeah a lot of cars I know the chop stuff for sure there was a string of Kia robberies in Vegas that happened like a crew just came in and took like 20 of them in one area 40 of them in another area it hit like within a matter of a week dude a car chase you can pull up into a paint shop they'll turn it into a different color you drive right out even while the police are chasing you they'll never know the difference cops saw you do it
1:42 and you're still scotf Frey even the helicopter leaves check this out a car dealership opens like I don't know 18 days ago they have their entire inventory stolen overnight and where was Nick Cage they're basically ████ where was Nick Cage but no Nick C was probably doing it that's what I'm saying no one knows where he was did did you see that one no I didn't the whole ████ the whole thing dude basically all the cars except for like two was like that was like us ████ right after Luna crash just looking for any kind of thing what kind was in LA uh I don't remember where it was you know so they did an investigation cuz they're like where are all these Hundai and Kia going and then they found out that it was going to different countries they just have a whole system I think they found them in like West some in Asia they would just
2:32 load them up and then boom yeah The Chop Shop makes sense or that makes sense but yeah cuz like VIN numbers and stuff like well you don't believe the paint job one all you do is swap the license plate you press a button license plate goes yeah you ever seen that F fous eight I sto there that's when they steal cars Bumblebee Bumblebee bit first when people steal cars they to to commit a crime they they steal the car and then they swap the plate and then they do a bank robbery or burglary or whatever and then they dump the car so a lot of cars that get stolen end up getting found usually for a new whip yeah nobody wants to steal a Kia just to drive it around yeah who the ████ would do that no way bro I don't know man the new Stingers ain't that bad they're cool like the design but once you park it you know you might not see it again the tell rides I heard those are hot hot super easy to
3:23 steal could be easier do you guys ever feel sometimes bad for the for the criminal yeah what yeah totally not really what's the context of the story I don't know just having an empathy Joe used to be a criminal have okay I'm conflicted is what I'm saying strg dud because a part of me is like um I've been involved in burglaries and and both a victim and thank you shout out raise your hand if you've robbed ████ shout out okay I've been a victim of Rob like thieving but I've also committed thieving right so then to me that's like cat and mouse I've been on both sides being so so then it's like being an omnivore but also I make I'm not entitled to the point where like if I walked into someone's house and they shot me in my mind I'm like yeah fair
4:15 game like ████ it like I played with you got me I played I ████ around and I found out right but then there's a bunch of people who actually believe that that's preposterous why did you shoot me this water bottle is about worth my life and it's like isn't it the same way the same argument can be made if it's not worth your life why are you stealing M I have a buddy I won't name him but he I was hanging out with him recently and he was saying like hey I was like yeah I have this like type of shot for my shotgun and ████ he's like hey you should definitely just like never use that one use the other one that you have because that one won't guarantee that they die and then like Joe's saying they might have a Shakespearean death on your floor where they're like cursed you I shall sue you I shall hire my lawyer and attorneys and I will battle you out in
5:05 court sir you will see uh I was trying to rob your your your home of course however do uh I feel like I might have a spark of life in me and he's like dude just make sure they're dead just make sure they're ████ dead so they don't sue you yeah and I was like that's pretty good advice I don't know I'm not a lawyer I'm not a lawyer most robers are Shakespearean yeah I'm not a lawyer but can his family so sue I don't know that they'll be motivated to right you're just going to shoot them too will they be motivated will they be but will they be motivated to maybe not they maybe thought he deserved to shoot if you're going to shoot the family you have to bring the family into your house so it's like ah so you have to kidnap them it's less likely that that will happen and that's what my buddy was saying but like what Joe just did was a Shakespearean monologue of a criminal who's like dying in her house but like if he survives
5:55 you're you're definitely ████ so make sure you aim for the ████ head yeah dude head shots head shot head shots well I think sometimes I do feel bad because I remember I sometimes I feel I art thou feel thy very bad oh that's so so eloquent I feel bad if you killed somebody on your ████ living room would you just be like I don't know if I want to live here anymore probably I'd probably not feel good like that might be kind of traumatizing that's going to be very tra you guys take it personal messes I to me it's like clean up cat throw up I don't care do you guys get do you guys take it personal when when you when things get stolen from you no like you know you got your scooter jacked and ████ and like the gym got broken into and they just stole a bunch of random ████ and I was like this is ████ up but it's like what are you going to do I don't in my car it feels
6:45 invasive but I don't take it person there's a part of you that's like angry and you know that like okay yeah this I got violated our space got broken into they took our ████ but there's another part of you that goes well like it could have been worse and I know they're not going I'm trying to steal barin ████ yeah if it is like your house or you know it might be somebody or some bad blood that' probably piss me off but what if somebody breaks in and steals only your family photos yeah then some weird ████ happening got some more ████ what if it's my ████ bags dude Sam bankman free detect my bags big time dude Sam bankman freed attack the Luna attack us that's personal for me that's personal for me I wake up every day I want to see him hung dude I'm telling you bro I want to see about revenge to me I'm just like Fair Play Hey no truly you know what I mean it's like you're smart you won truly yes in Shakespeare though
7:37 but I will have my revenge I want to see ex it's still it's still a war now it's a war it's still war cuz I think credit to you but credit to me cuz I'll beat you but credit to you for now but credit to me for my $350 I had in Luna I think he should be executed for that he stole from me hung from the Rapter as I dare say $350 dude my producer recently I was hanging out with him he he hung out with me for a weekend he was like dude he's like whatever you want to do I'm down I was like what are you talking about he's like I'm talking about crypto I was like oh talk and he's like you know I like I've been doing your show for 5 years he's like I turned like $3,000 in like 250 Grand I was like can you say that again what did he do he turned $3,500 he he never told you he cashed out no he just rode with me the whole time and barely told he barely reminded me that he was doing that but did he cash out or did he also he did oh good
8:28 for him he didn't cash out all of it but he cashed out ████ tons that's awesome working for you because you didn't cash out anything yes I did you remember I told you I know I know I'm jealous it's fine I'm jealous it's fine but no but no but but I was like wa I forgot but then yeah he's going to be on crypto Corner next week but yeah I forgot I I completely forgot but he's like yeah dude he's like whatever you want to do just let me know and I was like holy ████ I completely ████ blanked on that when someone tells me those words that's like let's go kill somebody that's why I thought this was that's why I was like just H the bridge sick and twisted talking about murdering and robbing cars for last night sounds like rob a bank or something thank you I'm down to do whatever Steve hey honestly Rider die let's go baby we're Riders I know you I know you guys are rers I'm not worried about Anthony's buying woo and Koozie at ████ lunch what were you doing piece of ████ what were you doing I was taking thatp I was
9:18 watching I was learning a little bit I was doing jumping jacks in the sun it's like 99° out there I know but it's not I've been I don't get much and you dress like Dick Tracy yeah I was [Music] naked
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