0:00 I want to do something so I can finally get ████ And then the ████ the drill instructor, I don't know, ████ >> That's not a fair voice. >> Put the power of God into him. >> You all ████ son. >> YEAH. [laughter] This cool watch ████ sir. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, y'all. Hey, I I know that this is probably this is probably not going to happen, but just because it came up in conversation or it came up on the news or the the word is being mentioned in our generation, let's just talk about it. >> Buying a small building together next to the US bank building so we could claim insurance, too. >> That's the one word that came to your head. >> I thought I thought that's what I'm trying to >> I'll just put a hot dog stand there valued like exorbitantly high.
0:51 >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Buy you can't be cash only then. I mean, uh, it'll whole thing will just be fraudulent. So, >> what's this Gen Z word you want to present to us? >> What's this Gen Z ████ >> It's it's drafted. It's getting drafted. It's It's the fact that the conversation even entered. >> Well, you guys are out. No. >> Yeah. You're calling us too old. >> Yeah. >> The limit's 35. >> No, he's saying something's getting drafted. Not the draft. >> No, the draft. >> The draft. >> Miller's draft. >> What did you think is getting drafted? >> Miller's draft. >> No, no, no. Not Miller's The War draft. >> Oh, >> yeah. The war draft. >> Hey, what's the actual age cut off? Is it 40? >> 35. >> Is it 35? >> That's what I saw. I saw 35. >> Let me double check right now because apparently I have a computer. >> You could That means Wait, how are you 35? >> I'm 33. >> Damn. >> You going to go to war with Subie? Dude, you're going you and Sumi front lines, man. Dude, >> Operation Human Shield. >> I asked Tiff. I was like, "Hey, if I get
1:41 drafted, if I they call me up, >> what do you what do you want to do?" This actually says in the US nearly all male citizens and residents aged 18 through 25 are required to register with the selective service system for a potential military draft. While the registration ages 18 to 25 if a draft were authorized by Congress, the first to be called would be those turning 20 followed by 21 through 25 and then 19 and 18. >> You want to know what the loophole is though? What >> the loophole [clears throat] is if the draft is actually happening, you get ahead of it, you enlist and then you choose your job. >> Like what? >> Like let's say you choose Coast Guard, right? You could even choose a cool ass ████ job like the guys that are like in a helicopter snipe cartels from coming in. Coast Guard never leaves America. So you never have to go over
2:33 there. >> Yeah, but what if the war come over here though? Well, the Coast Guard is a first non-combative supporting role to the Navy. So, Navy goes first. If they need help, they call upon the Coast Guard, but you >> I would love to deliver supplies, >> but you find a job that um where the duty station is generally you don't have to leave too much. >> Can I be a can I be a non-combative marine raider? >> I don't think that [laughter] works like that, huh? >> Just [snorts] like a moral can I be a Korean translator >> during draft times? I don't know if that works. Can you [laughter] can I can I be a Korean translator working with English to Iranian? >> Subie is he joined cuz he specifically was like, "Man, I going to get drafted, dude." Like, and then like look at what happened. He's going to get drafted, man. He's I mean, he's going to get activated. >> Oh, activated. >> He's activated cuz he's a reserve technically. So, like they activate him
3:23 to go send him somewhere. And they generally do activate reserves first. >> That makes sense. Yeah, >> but he joined the National Guard >> to go like to be like, "No, I'm staying in California. That's what the National Guard is for." >> But does the National Guard ever go like over? >> Yeah. >> Oh, they already got their training. Might as well use it. >> Damn, bro. That's not okay. We can't put Subie on the ground floor. >> That dude's probably hype as ████ to go though. >> Would you rather Okay, honest question. You going to put Subie on the front line? You're going to put him in the command unit? >> Selfishly, I put him in the command unit, dude. I don't want Subie out there, bro. >> Hey, what were you going to say about Tiff? You were telling us that. >> Oh, I asked Tiff. I I was like, "Hey, if I got drafted, what would you do?" She's like, "We're gonna leave the country." And I was like, >> "No way. She's gonna dodge. >> We're gonna dodge the draft, brother." >> I don't know. >> Bad Bunny concert. >> I can't tell you. >> I mean, >> you might you might sell me out. [laughter] >> You said what? >> I I think Trump did it. He was a draft
4:13 dodger. So, you you could be one, too. >> Is he Is he known for being a draft dodger? >> I don't know. A lot of people call him that. So, I don't know. Maybe everyone in his generation >> just did. People just call you that because like remember like Vietnam war and all those that stuff they're like you know that song that ████ that that I the fortunate one that's fortunate sons. >> It was about all the ████ rich kids and politicians didn't have to go but all the poor kids went to >> damn I feel like if you draft dodge and you alive long enough to see the next war man you got to pay your dues. >> Oh my god. >> Got to get back out there. >> Go. What's he going to do though? No way. >> Don't matter. It's just principle. >> Nah, dude. Just send them cuz at that point you are going to be a liability. >> Yeah, dude. >> Uh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I got a bunion. Someone carry me. [laughter] >> It's like drafting someone on a king just for a show for something they did.
5:03 Oh, wow. It would be a liability. [laughter] >> No, but honestly for those guys out there that would be like get ahead of it. Go choose what you want. So you're not like randomly selected from a deck of cards. >> That's pretty smart. That's get ahead of it as if like you're not playing your flip the coin though, right? You're like assume you're going to get drafted. >> If you're like already on the fence, like I've always thought about it joining the military. >> Okay, so that's the point. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Not not like if you was scared anyway, ████ it. Just get ahead of it. >> Or if you don't have anything better to do, a lot of people are just twiddling their thumbs at home. >> It's true. You get benefits. >> Yeah. Get out there. Just find something cool. >> Touch grass. >> It's called drop shipping. [laughter] >> You know, you know what's funny though? So the the the people that are most likely to fight are like 50 to 80 because if they go and like try to get 18 to 25 year olds now, they're the least likely to fight a war right now.
5:55 >> What do you mean? >> Like the type of mentality that guys >> I'm sure some of them are down. >> 25. >> Isn't that Isn't that who usually ends up in the military anyway? >> No, I'm just saying this generation of 18 to 25 year olds, they're most likely against this war. Most of them are likely not wanting to fight. Most of them can't even ████ pass a fitness test. >> Wasn't that the same thing for V the Vietnam War? Weren't there like a lot of people against it, too? >> Yeah. Hell of people. >> And they still had hell of people they sent out there, right? >> Yeah. They did draft a lot of ████ >> So, they'll probably just go against their will. >> 18 and 20 is probably the perfect age for a young man to just be like, I want to just kill stuff, you know? >> I think that >> I just want to be ████ let's just get active, dog. >> Logically, but I do think this generation has a lot of soft kids. That's what I'm saying. 50 year olds now have more drive to do that than 18y olds. >> I'm sure on average that's the >> you think do you think military
6:45 brainwise would a bunch of 50y olds who can't wait to get out there have a higher success rate than a bunch of 19year-olds that don't want to be there? >> Um it depends. >> Mentality, dude. >> It dep Well, there's so many other factorality. There's so many other factors, right? If you're thinking on 20 on 20, >> yeah, the 20 50 year olds will demolish the ████ kids. But then if you think about like let's say 4,000 on 4,000 and the other 4,000 maybe has one gung-ho Clint Eastwood sergeant and then maybe four other squad leaders that are like King Leonitis. They could whip them into shape. Then now you have extremely physically capable people that are these guys are just like have arthritis and ████ and now they'll get demolished. So there's like all these other factors, you know, like leadership and like all that stuff. >> Is there something that takes place? Let's say that they draft a bunch like
7:36 what you're saying. They say they draft a bunch of Gen Z dudes that don't want to be there. They're soft. They don't care about the war. What does the military do in training to change their mentality? Or do they even do they even address that? >> I think they have Well, that's what boot camp's for. But I also think they probably got to like I don't even know how they would do this, but shuffle the deck. So you don't have one boot camp platoon full of ████ you have maybe like 20 ████ per platoon and then that way they can intermingle [laughter] intermingle and then hopefully like be able to adopt some other like more warrior spirit to go out and do things. >> What happens if you you know like in normal times when there's not like a draft going on and a bunch of guys join the military, they're all trying to pass these tests. What happens when you just get a bunch of drafted dudes that are like not even trying? So, I've seen like
8:27 ████ in in uh in boot camp and uh >> how many would you say [laughter] if you had to put a number on it? >> It's it's tough, man, because like sometimes you also don't know yourself, >> you know? So, you'll see some dudes like everyone you when at least in Marine Corps boot camp, everyone lines up on the yellow lines before you go to actual boot camp and everyone's like, "F███ yeah, ████ sign up to serve for my ████ country, whatever, right?" And then first thing we like you ████ you get you get hazed, got your head shaved, put on clothes, everyone get to the ████ pull-up bar and the guy that was hard AS ████ ALL LIKE [screaming] HELP me and they're like wait you didn't know you couldn't do that before? What the ████ [laughter] You know what I mean? So there's people that don't even know themselves either. >> You didn't know that you get revealed to themselves cuz that's
9:17 the first time they ever like push themselves. >> You can't do one jit up there. And then there's other ones where you see a guy, you're like, "Oh, dude, this guy's getting demol. He's going to get demolished cuz he's already like got the wandering eyes. He's ████ scared." And then you see the drone instructor get in his face. Come on, son. Come on, son. You can ████ do this. Do this for your family. And you see him GO and you're [laughter] like, "Oh ████ WHO THE ████ DID THIS GUY BECOME?" AND HE ████ sprints across the Hulk. >> Yeah. This [laughter] whole ████ sprints up the mountain and ████ They're like, "WO." SO, IT'S CRAZY. The [laughter] transformation is crazy. >> Have you guys seen like the baddest special ops guy with [laughter] the most metals? He looks like Mr. Rogers. >> What? >> Yeah. Pull him up. >> Oh, the baddest with the glasses. >> Yeah. He looks like a dork, but he's got
10:08 hella kills under his belt. Like >> what do I look up >> there? Navy Seal. >> But you know how famous Navy Seal >> Steve's always Steve's always saying like, "Oh, you like all the special ops guys we have on." He's always like, "Oh, you weren't good enough to make Delta, huh?" Remember he always says that this guy is Delta. [laughter] This guy is like the cream of the ████ crop. But he looks like a dweeb. Dude, >> a lot of those special force guys kind of do look like that. They look like just geniuses. >> They're in there. The cycle's in there. >> Yeah. So like do you think that the type in like um if you're using chat GBT like geeky ass looking white dude with glasses delta oper >> generating image [laughter] you want me to do it in an AI? >> No no no like Moranis. >> Who is he? Think do you think the military employs some type of psychological specialist to address the
11:01 um I guess the climate of people's opinions on war. You know what I mean? >> No, I don't think so. So, >> like in terms of recruiting office, >> Yeah. because like how what the ████ do they do with all these like kids that just don't want to be there, don't ████ give a ████ >> It's like every other salesunnel. It's not their problem, you know? So, the recruiters are like, "You want to see the world, dude? Hell yeah." Quota, right? Pass it on to this guy. They go to the ████ physical whatever like, "Dude, this guy has ████ three testicles. What the hell? Why'd you send him here? He can't ████ join the Navy or whatever. I don't know, dude. Hit my quota." So, it's just like it's like every other salesunnel and you got to find Do you think Super Soldier? Do you think this guy? >> He really does look like Rick Morannis. >> Yeah, he's Rick Morannis, dude. >> Look at that guy's like one of the baddest mofos to ever live. >> He looks like a killer. [laughter] I love it, dude. I love it, man. He's
11:52 got the parenthesis smile. >> Type in his name and then type [clears throat] in like I don't know like maybe Vietnam or like in the field >> and he looks just like this but just in fatigues like in like camies. >> Damn, dude. And you're like, "This is the kind of guy." >> And his thing is decked out, though, huh? >> You got to thank this guy for your freedom. >> Every award you can think, I think. So that bottom one is like some special. >> Yeah. Purple heart, too. >> Probably. It's probably under the lapel. >> He has like a Rubik's cube on his ████ dude. >> What a G, dude. >> At one point. He's airborne. He's a sergeant major, which is one of the highest enlisted. This guy's like done it ████ all, dude. >> Retired sergeant major paved the way for EOD technicians and elite special. >> And he was in Delta. >> Wow. >> This guy right here. Look at this ████ dude. >> Looks like a boy scout. Looks like Jurassic Park 1. >> He also looks like he's 53. That's why you also don't know. Like I've seen like tough ass like biker looking dudes
12:43 ████ crumble. And then I've seen guys that look like him that were like they came in all whatever and just no one ever believed in him, you know? And he didn't even believe in himself and goes, I want to do something so I could finally get ████ [laughter] And then the ████ the drill instructor, I don't know, ████ >> that's not a fair voice. put the power of God into him. >> You all ████ song. [laughter] >> YEAH. I WANT this for watch ████ sir. [laughter] He just sprints up a mountain. >> He kind of looks like Stephen King. Like if Stephen King like [laughter] >> he does, >> dude. We had this guy in our platoon. He was literally no ████ He's like a a super small skinny white guy that's like 5'1. >> And his pack looked like our pack was like this tall. Looked taller than him. >> And he would walk like this. never failed any of the hikes and he would just go one after another and then
13:34 to ████ with him more. Uh the drill instructor's like, "Um, this is your ID from now on. Carry it at all times." And it was a rock this big. >> So as this fool's hiking up the mountain, he has like a 20 lb rock going like [laughter] this everywhere he went. 50 m, 20 m, 15 miles. And he never quit. You never know, I can't this recruit can't carry this ID, sir. Like I think they just were like, "Okay, let's let's push him. Let's see what how much this full can take. >> So, what's going to happen with today's kids when they when the drill instructor's yelling and they're like, "I'm I'm detecting microaggressions." >> Yeah, they're out, dude. They're out. >> Daddy, chill. [laughter] >> What even is that? >> Would the guy who was leading that that gave him the ID rock, would he be like, "Let me see your ID, son." >> He calls it out every time. [laughter] Every time. Where's your ID? Right here, sir. It's like a big ass ████ rock.
14:26 >> LET ME SEE THAT ID, [laughter] SON. Can you imagine how uncomfortable I am every like 10 miles? He's like, "Let me see." >> Yo, I want to go just to watch the comedy show. That's ████ >> the the level of mind games that they play. >> That's what helped me. >> Yeah, >> cuz I'm like going I'm like, "Is he having it [laughter] still?" >> I'm like, "His life is worse than mine." >> Hey, thanks, man. I'm like, dude, >> cool thing is how you told us that like even though you guys are doing all these crazy like runs and hikes and ████ that all the drill instructors are doing it too and yelling at you. That's ████ crazy. backwards. >> Yeah. >> You're going up and they're like this. [laughter] HURRY THE ████ UP. SORRY. Hurry the ████ up. What the ████ bro? [laughter] >> You're like, "What? How the ████ are you doing this?" >> Ability that high. That's >> It's insane. They literally survive on I've never even seen them eat cuz they don't eat when we eat. >> Yeah. >> But they're with us 24/7.
15:17 >> Cigarettes, M&M's, and Cokes. >> Yo, we got we [laughter] got to get a camera in their big I see. They're just there. Every now and then ████ six M&M's. [laughter] >> I'm like, "What the ████ dude?" [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. I want to see what they do in their downtime. Like if they're just hanging out like before their ████ shift or whatever. So, they do shift have they have 24-hour shifts like a firefighter or whatever. >> So, I think when they're on duty, they need to be like a god. >> So, 24 24 to 48 hours, no eating. They don't piss in front of you. >> None [laughter] of that. >> Have you ever seen two drone instructors like argue against each other? >> No. >> They're a unit. >> The way that So there's boot camp, right? And that's like entry level.
16:07 Their drone instructor boot camp is apparently 10 times harder. >> Oh my god. Imagine that. >> So there like everything they do is like um they have to be perfect. Yeah. >> So, if I ever see drill instructors like they do have a conflict like they want oneonone approach training, whatever the other way, they you know they have that like Smokeoky the Bear cover, they just go to the side and they just come back and they continue to yell. I'm like, damn, they squashed it in the in the darkness like that. Whatever. [laughter] They just squashed it and then >> and it's back. >> Imagine how loud their instructor yells. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'm fascinated by drill instructors now. We got to interview one. Those guys are so hard >> because nobody ever talks to those guys, right? >> Mega humans, man. >> They're mega humans. >> Yeah, we got to find >> You know that many? That's >> Yo, if you're >> Do they all have ████ up voices, too? >> Yeah, they have one of the hardest jobs. >> They just get here. They yell at us the
16:57 whole time. >> Yeah, dude. We got to figure out the >> They got the highest divorce rates and stuff. They >> Oh, I bet. Dude, >> we got to talk to these. I bet they're spent when they get home. Once they sign on to a platoon, the two to 3 months, whatever branch you are, they're glued for that whatever duration and then they take maybe I don't know a week or two off and then you're back on another platoon to make another another set of sailors, soldiers, marines >> that definitely you're not even going to be with your spouse that you're going to bring work home with you, too. [laughter] >> You're going be yelling at your ████ wife. Imagine >> you're going to be nonverbal and ████ >> Being a god like that and forging ████ like super soldiers. You come home and someone's just like, "We never see each other anymore." [laughter] >> Yeah. You're going to get ████ divorced. >> You said we're going to watch Severance tonight. [laughter] >> You never take me to Vegas.
17:50 [laughter] >> You said we were going to see Alenium at the Sphere. >> You never play blackjack anymore. >> [laughter]
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