0:00 VR fails are some of the ████ funniest videos 100% people destroying their furniture and ████ getting scared running scking people dude I saw one where a guy ran into a wall and just knocked himself out cold ████ two black eyes after and [Music] ████ we're going to finally jump in about the console Wars okay console Wars we're jumping in what is that you don't know about the console Wars wars gaming consoles or we're talking about it's always Xbox versus PlayStation come on let's the newest one came out what about N64 shut you're going to stay out of this one yeah you're going to stay out you guys aren't inclusive at all man so PlayStation 5 has outsold Xbox series X N S 3 to one in 2023 wow I feel like
0:51 PS5 is more popular than General oh for sure it's definitely been more popular over the years too like I think it was 3 to one though well they actually Microsoft kind of caught up I thought Microsoft was doing better this time around Microsoft in general but not their Xbox console I felt like PS5 I was trying to get PS5 for a while so and I couldn't get one for a while cuz they were just sold out so I just imagined that Xbox is just selling more units but I guess I'm completely ████ wrong in my you're an idiot too you're talking about the one that's sold out being like not as good if it's sold out for if it's sold out for 6 months that means no one's buying it for you're like dude all these Xboxes are available they must be selling way more yeah bro it's f econom supply and Dem have an endless supply so what do you think's going on as a gamer what do you think's going on I just think Sony's just put out better games what like what
1:42 like ghost of sushima God of War bringing back Final Fantasy uh Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 the Miles Morales stuff um Elder ring like just everything that's going all the tripa titles yeah yeah everything that's going to Sony is just like way better and the new and the the Xbox games I've been hearing cuz cuz I haven't played them yet I heard the new Halo's whack I don't even play Halo I haven't even heard Halo in the conversation in a long not in a while right the only time I've ever heard of Halo recently is like when you talk about Halo or in in in throwback conversations never like AK when he talks about Halo cuz I'm really good at Halo you talk about things you're good at you got a guy that's been trying to get a hold of you and he says he'll beat you in I told him I'll stunted all over his dumb ass if you beat him if you beat him he'll give you a Bitcoin what one Bitcoin he thinks he's that good he's
2:33 trying to dude he doesn't know who the ████ he's talking to bro I will stunt all over his ████ ass would you be willing to wager one Bitcoin no ████ no I'm never giving anybody my crypto by the way in my in my in crypto corner I told I've been trying to give away my woo for two ████ years straight if anybody can beat me in fantasy football nobody can wow don't don't you don't know who you're talking to sometimes be careful out there which halo which Halo is your we're playing Halo too it's this guy is going to be crying to his mama and if his mama's not around anymore he might have to make her on AI so we can cry to her jeez the only game I have that kind of confidence for is Connect 4 yeah you good at Connect Four pretty good especially if there's a time limit are you do you play in an unorthodox way
3:24 that's no I just if we if we go like I put in something you have to put in right after and you can't ████ I'll smoke people dude Nikki would ████ wreck your ass at connect she's a Connect Four I was also one of those daycare losers so I played for like 6 hours a day every single day so was she she was a lash kid my mom didn't pick me up until like 9:00 p.m. at night you play Connect for alone no I play with the ████ with ████ Mary Jane the the daycare lady better at Connect 4 without any friends dude that's that's what what do you mean you playing yourself yeah yeah you run back all the strategies you run all combinations yeah after I destroy Mary Jane the ████ daycare lady I play myself it's like playing yourself in chess yep or Battleship you
4:15 memorize options I wish I played a more productive game like chess but I just got glued to ████ Connect 4 Connect 4 is a solid game bro you could have made money if you play Jess I know there's no connect for tournaments although Al classic JK there's going to be some in the comments there are connect for tournament Steve doesn't know what he's talking about again again again do do you guys have a console yeah play I don't anymore switch PS5 switch I have switch too is switch in the combo at all in this no n d they're getting I mean they wreck it but like the teenagers are too cool to play switch it's like for kids can I ask a question what's a switch nint Nintendo switch it's a it's a Will Smith hit song it's called a switch because you can play a handheld but you can also plug it in as a console we we tagged you out of this one B I want to be in too yeah the second he
5:05 jumps in brings it right back to connect it's like I recently played a VR right and then I'm like it's actually really ████ fun VR is sick dude but then the next day I was stretching and I'm like how the ████ did I get so sore but I remember bre was your neck no my legs but we were crouching it's it's like super interactive but it's so fun that I think you don't realize how much you're moving and then so the next day I was like ████ sword I'm like what the ████ like this would be a great exercise thing and then the guy that runs the uh VR Studio was like yeah there's ladies that come in here like straight up yoga outfit like ready to work out they'll buy a few sessions they'll be ████ drenched and sweat for like 2 hours and that's their gym dude but when the pandemic happened I had a Oculus and there was this boxing game and it's pretty ████ sick and all you do is
5:56 you're boxing ████ up you're burning you're doing three minute rounds it feels like pretty real and you're like and the guy is coming at you and you're like you're moving around like you're you're actually boxing box oh wow and afterwards I'm just sweating pouring and I'm like this is ████ sick I don't need a I don't need a gym dude I love that lasted like two days that's such a man thing to do like when Pokemon go came out all these all these guys like I don't need to ████ work out anymore I got Pokemon go I'm doing 12,000 steps a day and ████ I'm a fit guy now yeah that was absolutely me getting beat up in Virtual getting knocked out again in Virtual but after I played that I was like dude it it's crazy how you War to a different planet like in one second and then and then you're in there so then that becomes your reality you're just ████ shooting stuff and I'm like dude
6:46 when the graphics get real this is going to be it's game over over especially it's interactive like I've once a VR thing with like a bunch of homies once and it's like you're playing a shooting game with like six other dudes we did that insane wait did you do one where you free roam or is it like you're in a you're in like an area but it's like dude you can't ████ get me dog I'm over here juking people in VR no I'm not I lied I made that up yeah I sucked at it I was really bad I lost no one ████ no one no one believed it I lost money at it there's one it's kind of like um Airsoft where it's like real life Counterstrike and then you you're in a room and it's just free running it looks ████ cool I played one of those in China actually it literally has a giant room and you have like a almost like a harness a vest on yeah no it's not a harness because it's you're in a room and then the thing is like basically built to the dimensions of the
7:37 room so like when you see in your VR you might see just like a bridge so you're only you can only walk on that because you're not going to jump over and like die so you're like you see these people including yourself you're just like pretending like you're walking in one spot and you're only given certain areas to walk oh ████ you so everybody everything fits but it does feel crazy and you're like shooting each other and stuff like that but it's it's dope it's just like it's like playing PlayStation one though everything's like boxy yeah everything has like slow load times or like you know what I mean or like what you're wearing is ████ heavy that's why you're sweating you know but when it gets there it's probably going to be crazy it's going to be like Avatar where you ████ teleport into a body and ████ I'm going to be doing battle rolls in VR dude rolling my shoulder and ████ breaking your Oculus slaming on the ground yeah cuz it's very front heavy and ████ VR fails are some of the
8:27 ████ funniest videos people destroying their Furniture ████ getting scared running and socking people dude I saw one where a guy ran into a wall and just knocked himself out cold ████ two black eyes afterwards and ████ back to these console Wars what's up well I mean I like what you said about it so you you know PlayStation you think is destroying them because of games yeah I think you're right I think well there's more game selections well Xbox has been buying up like they bought Bethesda recently they did like the Elder Scrolls series series and they did like that Starfield game that everyone says sucks are more people just playing PC in general though like I feel like that seems to be the more popular route I mean in general most people play PC like gamer Gamers but when we're talking about from a console point of view it's like you also got to think about like kids still like main like when you're talking about like sales and numbers and
9:17 stuff it's like how many kids are jumping on this for what reason because if you're a PC Gamer you're just there's no end to the amount of money you're spending yeah that's true not everybody's going to have that life that's true I feel like kids don't even ████ play video games that's all they do man and they watch people play if you want to talk to someone that's misogynist and racist and that's going to ████ call you out like go on Xbox and talk to a 9-year-old plus a lot of like the hit PlayStation games they don't come out to PC for for like a year sometimes like I'll never play ████ God of War unless unless I buy a PlayStation 5 basically they they're really smart about the way they do it that's that's a big that's a big factor too is that PlayStation owns so many of the past titles that have been hits yeah and they won't go on other consoles and then the the backwards uh not backwards compatibility but the on the PlayStation Store how far back in time you can go and buy games that you
10:07 played when you were a teenager The Nostalgia is way ████ high it's it's crazy it is crazy though what a graphic snob I'm becoming because like I I I tried to play Metal Gear Solid like a couple years ago just the OG Metal Gear Solid and like the graphics are so it looks like ████ it looks like ████ well even even some of those old games like Yakuza series they're they're getting kiwami uh which is like the the remake where they make it look as good as today but it's a game from the ████ early 2000s really so they're like updating the and you and then you buy that on the PlayStation Store digitally so it's like yeah the next game I'm playing on Playstation is The Last of Us two remastered yeah the REM oh yeah the remaster cool it's just like oh cool they're digital snob yeah you're just kind of like I don't know if I can play this and there like remaster you're like ████ yeah I want to play it if they did that to the old GTA Series game over Dude they did it already oh they did yeah it's modern yeah they did a
10:58 remastered Series so guess Joe it's game over dude all of them Hey Joe then it's game over then game over so you are you but but they got really bad reviews oh really yeah it was a bad Port right because the company that ported it over and and remade them wasn't the same company it's not Rockstar it was outsourced to a different like company and they did a bad job yeah and it's almost like that proves that maybe some games you don't really need to do that too and you know in terms of M remaking old GTA the modders have taken care of that for PC like by far dude GTA 6 what do you think ████ I can't wait it's going to be on we're going to be a gang I think dude I'm not going to be at JK news I'm going to be gone I'm going to be gone yeah Joe's missing hey connect for two dude I'm I'm I'm such a PC guy dude when we when GTA 6 comes out though we should play We Should stream we
11:48 should like we should be a crew we'll be a crew I bet you the footage if we were playing games together Connect 4 would be more viral it's probably not going to have an online multiplayer until like 2 years years after the release though no it'll be at the same time they made so much money but they didn't do that with GTA V well maybe they learn from but they made all their money on GTA on uh on the online thing compared to the game sales yeah they did later they did but they didn't they didn't release it for you don't think they'll release online at the same time I don't think so oh you're breaking my heart I I think they should have but they never do oh ████ you're right that's a lot is it I think they should but that's true cuz then they they won't be able to maximize their their earnings that way they have to release that first and then after people done with the story mode you know yeah I think I think they there's a reason for that but I don't I wish they would do it right away they better do it right away dude this time I think also
12:39 PlayStation has a different genre of like if you play classic japanese RPGs those are mostly on Sony oh like Final Fantasy you're just talking about yourself yeah like so when I play it's on Playstation it is yeah but that's a whole like community of people that will only buy PlayStation because that's the only place you can get them well and I I don't think even think Xbox sells in Japan not not well it sells but not well yeah I mean fpss don't even sell in Japan really people don't generally like to play Shooters as much as they do like cutesy games makes sense arcades are still have you guys ever been a [Music] console
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