0:00 thank you [Music] you World Cup fan you're a football soccer fan it's a football in Spanish but soccer I say soccer yeah because you know I'm also ████ American dude they're cool all right cool it's American so um this way or is it this way it's ████ any way you want do you know why any way you want you know why because this America some ████ all right go ahead so there's a a bunch of people that always try to you know illegally stream certain sporting events or things and I salute those people yeah Americans dude let me tell you dude I live off I lived off of LimeWire for the biggest ████ time dude so I'm all about that shikaza all day every day because all day every day
0:50 the real ones know because I like even oh ████ so uh usually sometimes when you stream illegally things they don't come in ████ 4K HD like the streaming service sometimes there's like make do with what you got yeah people sometimes pop out of the movie screen that's fine you know I bought this movie at a ████ swap meet school so we'll say thousands of viewers were uh watching the World Cup 22 in Qatar on illegal streams but in reality what they were streaming was pixelated FIFA 23 games that's funny that's funny pixelated hey 23 games okay so they actually got me they actually got me on one of these because on YouTube because I like sometimes when I didn't catch the game I went on YouTube and I saw the highlights and I started looking I was like wait a minute this is a FIFA game
1:40 because they were like saying oh that happened to you yeah they have like like uh I think it was a Argentina versus uh Poland it said it was like seven eight to one and I'm like no wait and I looked at it I was like wait a minute this is a FIFA game I zoomed in and I was like wait a minute the name pops up and everything I was like this is a ████ FIFA game so they got me yep so more than even is that how good the graphics are they are pretty good yes they're really really good yeah 2023 is ████ pretty good dude but they do an extra job about it so for example more than 40 000 people in France alone fell for this trick which involved illegal streaming sites linking to YouTube channels which were committing replays of FIFA 23 matches but using headlines such as live Germany Japan on 2311 group E World Cup 2022 look that's all they got me bud so they'll put live tickers yeah and the funny thing is they're um every single time people were streaming
2:31 into these things they had Vietnamese commentary it's just ████ random Vietnamese ████ right so people who jump into these streams actually believe that they're actual like they're pulling the real game from another host country which is why they're feeling like this is real but I think the ████ funniest part about this is the people who are putting these I'm like why would you put in the work control right so is it just a troll or is it because you're making money off your Twitch stream whoa so these people who are duping other people are making money off of their game plan thousands tens of thousands of people are watching them play FIFA 23. dude they're streaming and making a lot of streaming sites that I may or may not use they always run tons of ads on there so they'll probably get tons of AD Revenue dude this guy's a genius imagine giving him a Rayman chip it's gonna be dangerous jumping over
3:21 buildings there's no limit of that guy dude that's a neural link video that's not going to be linked right here yeah it went from a ████ human to a genie real ████ quick dude that's crazy can I see what they look like you want to see a FIFA you already got duped to buy one yeah but I want to see if this is the maybe it's the same guy there's no link the actual stream here took my ████ money dude I should have known it was a a FIFA game because he when they made a goal he went like this threw himself in the floor I'm like wait a minute I know that's here yeah the animation that's cool that you stream illegal stuff though no just allegedly somebody's got yeah look at that wink and uh and Bart's makeup stories you know how Bart has a wild imagination I remember we try to do it on her phone hey DM me for links allegedly Barbara was hosting one of
4:14 these fights one of these days and for some reason we just kept trying to Pirate that ████ last minute and it kept going off and freezing oh that's the worst and then finally we decided to buy it or something and then it was like getting loaded with too many people at the same time I forgot which fight it was but it was probably a big one then yeah because I think I actually tried to buy it and I think the bot one didn't work so I was like oh might as well pirate it because the power one was working better oh that sucks yeah I pirate the only fights I ever like did that too was uh the Jake Paul ones that's really good pirate all those games yeah I prepare all day every day because no one's buying those pay-per-views no but then you're also interested like that's like ████ that I'm not gonna pay for that ████ but then you're like I want to know yeah yeah yeah but I don't know what happens yeah so how do I do this it's probably one of the most pirated fights for sure because everybody didn't care but cared enough
5:05 you see that's all they got me this isn't one of the illegal streams but this is a 4K stream of FIFA uh 23. you can't even tell oh wow that does look real dude oh it's fake I got excited ████ it right now when they zoom in like that that made it fake yeah when you look at the crowd you're like everyone's gonna be the same dude these Graphics are crazy damn there's a PS5 yes dude oh yeah dude my ████ side note dude I'm a beast and FIFA dude yeah I think I gotta understand soccer a little bit more to know why like people be running back and forth and it's like why is it exciting there's no point I totally agree um but sitting what
6:02 on the World Cup finally something actually ████ I actually felt the Jitters because once you go into like penalty kick or something like that right and then you got ████ a guy who's kicking and you know the weight of it and and the announcer is like the entire nation is on this man yeah that's that's a big deal and you're talking like that like literally if this guy misses it the whole country is knocked out for the year oh it's the story yeah dude you're like holy ████ ████ Mexico game dude when they ████ the penalty kick and then the guy blocks it the Mexican goalie blocks it was huge for us at the place where I was watching it at the taco place don't don't be racist all right I see his ████ eyes light up so take it easy part everybody went ████ nuts dude I'm talking I didn't even know like I don't like yeah I think that's why I got sick dude because
6:52 everybody was touching grabbing we were all out but that is such a wild feeling that like you know an entire you know like the Olympics especially with something like the World Cup So Many Nations actually get you guys don't like the rock level are we I haven't really watched it I I watch zero games I just know Japan won what's your guys watch every man dude but every single time there's a fighter it's literally only one fighter per country yeah yeah I can see that and then every single time you fight it's like if you got knocked out you're knocked out for the whole ████ year I'm talking about the game like I'm with Joe on the game of soccer you know like easy dude like Steve for example right don't watch ████ easy dude I don't want to bring this guy out right like what's the point of because I get the point of a casual basketball game I could sit at the park and watch people
7:42 playing I get what's happening yeah but then when they're just watching like five people try to move the ball and just keep running back and forth all right dude I gotta understand that you guys push again prior to my recent understanding of things and the intensity that I started learning about watching a world stage okay let me say so can I say say something please all right please I'm not about to say something dude all right look oh so have you ever played soccer yeah yeah it's really fun Have you ever you know how hard it is to play yeah so when you watch the Players do certain tricks they're like ████ that ████ that's what you love the game the tricks don't come as often also have you ever watched European soccer that is the next level that is like the most if you're gonna watch soccer do you like it watch the European soccer okay that ████ is gonna change the game for you like the way that they move up watching little league soccer the MSL is like it's like that's
8:34 all right it's getting there but if you watch European ████ soccer dude it's like like well Real Madrid okay it's the highest level Chelsea PSG all these guys are playing at this level that's just like the best of the best it's ████ dope it's like watching golf hey sis can I ask you something else no it's very like watching a golfer it was boring to me as Fox I never liked golf but now that I play golf I'm like I appreciate every swing they take and you're okay how they got it right there I respect the game more can I can I see something yeah please yes I I think soccer is a really great sport it's tight but but no no I'm not gonna say anything crazy dude no you can't do that Zara Kinja dude okay okay but like sometimes I think what takes me out of soccer sometimes is the outfits no I love the outfits I wish
9:27 the shorts were higher the fact that they got Spanx and it's holding down the ████ massive donger you know what I mean and the quads is like sometimes when there's like when they try to get fouls oh yeah yeah and they play that ████ that's like basketball they're like ████ big ass dudes looking oh ████ but some of them in soccer I'm just like bro like this is this it takes me out of it sometimes yeah it's a little too dramatic like I'm like bro what is this but we even see that in the MMA but he's still getting punched in the face though yeah I mean it's a little different even in boxing I get you dude but there's always gonna be a crybaby somebody sounds biased over there no no no but it's like even in NBA I hate it so I'm like it takes me out of the game too you know what takes me out of NBA that pisses me off is the talking of the refs it's two things right
10:21 is when they do these like slam dunk yeah and they go crazy and it's like bro he's six now hey hey hey my guy he's supposed to dunk LeBron is supposed to dunk he's that big you see a ████ guy like shagging like holy ████ shackles over there boom oh ████ it's offensive it's high off the ground he's like he's just like yeah it's like me lowering the court to my like height and just start ████ okay I thought it's cool so you're supposed to my guys yeah if he was five two and he was dunking then I would be like holy yeah if I'm dunking I understand the ████ holy ████ aspect but he's big what's the number two yeah the number two I think that the cheering was number two but I did it all in one
11:11 this is it number two was like I don't like the dramatic cheering on the side the sidelines it's actually my favorite oh yeah do something lukewarm but because everyone's like this yeah I like that part I like it also I'm like hey guy you don't even have a jersey on the ████ are you cheering I would be pissed I would go I wouldn't even be at the game go to the gym get better to get in the game what are you doing it doesn't happen she has a suit on and she's like oh ████ bro you don't like the reactions of the of the I don't like the bench players dude getting ████ hyped up and start with the towel and just go getting handshakes and ████ dude it's like ████ the handshakes get in the game I like the best what are we doing I like it for the reaction sorry guys you know you don't spending a wild sport that I recently watched uh during a break in the world cup that I was like well this
12:01 Sport's ████ crazy which one women's rugby women where's rugby dude have you seen how they bleeds on their mountains that's not just it's not rockets and I'm just like bro women's rugby I was walking to New Zealand I'm sorry dude hey beanie man I'm ████ sorry guys what ████ nothing gives me a Roundup than a ████ bloody nose on a woman like oh ████ oh he's a dirty ████ [Music]
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