0:00 you're the experienced married person what is something that happens like five years down the line you get two hungry man dinners and then you watch Spider-Man [Music] hi everybody welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys and we brought a woman hey woman uh it's almost Valentine's Day no a lot of us you know what I mean we gotta figure out some ████ out I'm running out of ideas thanks for reminding me where are you at right now with ideas dude absolutely ████ square zero I got you bro but the thing is I got like you know we just ████ had Christmas she's got a birthday next week I got too much ████ Valentine's a whole other Joe got an idea that I feel like you're not
0:51 down to dude all right check this the rule is you have to say yes only yeah you got to do whatever Joe's about five check this out ████ no yes this is gonna this is gonna change your relationship because she's gonna love you so much okay next level dog as you know during Christmas um Hannah saw like that all I wanted was a paddle board so she got me a paddle board right guess what I got her jack ████ bro and that's how you show the love Yeah man go like hey so I gotta say yes so so it's like what you gotta do all right so Nina's a bull right you gotta pull up that red cake and she runs toward it and then you ████ go Tada ████ and then there's nothing there and
1:41 that's what you gotta you gotta spice it up is what I'm saying is you gotta change it up so then they don't expect what's gonna happen next and then so she's mad at you right and she's all like I thought this was gonna be like our special Valentine's Day and all this ████ wait till the next month and then you March 14th holiday you do it drink dude yeah I think you should do it it works but then yes but then what are you doing absolutely yeah you bought yourself some time so that's not important just wait all right so we'll brainstorm the perfect gift for her this is a setup Joe's the setup I don't think I'd ever take your advice
2:31 well I think I'm just lucky that someone tolerates me and loves me okay wait you don't think the delayed gratification works you don't think that's a good thing I think if like he was doing it as a misdirection to like just set the bar super low so that way you can like hit it out of the park yeah I mean maybe that might make a little more sense to me but like just to do absolutely nothing yeah it's called a 30-day home run yeah no it's not nothing it's Tada ████ that really gets me going and then later what happens yeah it's the 14th of the month she turns around yeah exactly what would you recommend for dudes that have no ideas yeah I'm
3:24 out of ideas almost out of time what's her interests that's a good question I never thought about that damn so I gotta get to know her whoa all right hey she's in the medical field right this is a riddle get her some scrubs dude she's in the Middle Field all right generous stethoscope and some scrubs we're the Philippines is there like a restaurant or a place that she's been wanting to go or like maybe she like mentioned something not scrubs they're gonna be scrubs an experience that she wanted to go to is or just ████ just do scrubs so I've already got it I've gone through scrubs before actually even for Christmas I finally got because it was the first time ever I got her scrub that had been embroidered uh Dr Nina Lee oh slash L is the whole thing yeah that's that's cool we're ordering it just says scrub yeah
4:15 so now that one's out the window can't do that ████ again I have something kind of smart yeah yeah but I must what's let's start with her uh love language oh Bart's ████ wrong maybe it's not possessions maybe you don't want that it's Tagalog oh my God yeah that's a good question is there an experience or something that she's been wanting to do uh food always works really well for her like really nice food nice restaurant nice new experience I can cook very man make adobo what if you guys took like a cooking class together experience together that sounds kind of funny is that like something that people do on Valentine's Day I'm sure there is
5:07 I think so or the day there's there's a lot of like couples art class couples cooking classes yeah we should be like what are you trying to tell me that'll ████ cook enough for you yeah uh nah but that'd be funny I don't know I just think I just think surprising her is better boys want to do this one of those ████ little Pottery things with her hey that's cool yeah cool clay yeah and watch ghost before yes yeah I said after he's overboard whatever you want an experience something that you guys can do together it's a memory and then um you know you guys learn a skill that's sweet not going to take home though no memorabilia other than the pot The pot's Good the possible dude especially if it sucks but the memories are not enough anything I think you'd be really good at making a nice pop making a good pot I think you could make a ████ sweet Pop I bet you I make a pretty solid pot you know what I mean I think you got that I think you got the vision in the worst case you
5:57 know it'll turn into like a dish I think it has a position why don't you why don't you guys try making a pot hide something really cool in the pot so that when you ████ it up and it falls apart we should be asking Ryan Ryan has all these elaborate ideas Ryan's really good mine are better for like for gay people have to die at the end of the day you know what I mean you know come up with something here we go I know something that you guys might like ████ monkey so you guys just got married right I think for from a chick's point of view there's probably nothing more sweet than really leaning into that so whatever stuff that people would do when they're married when they're five or ten years in plan something like that where it really feels like we're really married like having divorce papers ready yeah yeah as a threat no no no
6:48 ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah always keep that in your back pocket okay what what you're the you know experienced a married person what is something that happens like five years down the line you get two hungry man dinners and then you watch Spider-Man two hungry man oh what do you mean to get matching toe socks put those on watch Spider-Man with hungry men dinners I think women like backhanded gifts like if you get her like invisaligned it's the line I'm like here's some Crest White Strips biting into this for a sec I need this was a mold that's so ████ funny give me that I got your braces here's a discount on breast augmentation yo that's so messed up just bbl's I like that okay here's the gym
7:38 membership I'm still thinking about like what does a married couple do five years down the line other than renew your vows a year later you're asking the least romantic people in the room yeah bro I need I I should be asking questions also like what does she expect like hey why don't you do something with that kite oh ████ is it one of those rainbow kites with the bow at the end yeah and then it flies no new Kai wouldn't cut it I know but like that's part of the adventure of the day you take her to maybe a beautiful beach or something that's a very very sweet thing you use ████ AI right to generate whatever your future baby's gonna look like oh my God
8:42 yeah and then they would always be like super ugly right that's a good deal for me right now I got ████ right now your future baby baby I gotta actually write this ████ down because that's hilarious oh God here's our divorce paper yeah I feel like Ryan's the one with those like very boring and practical like renew her passport for her which is something you have to do when you change your last name in marriage by the way she's got to do all that ████ dude hey that's just a pain in the ass tip just did it and like I kind of feel bad for for making her do all of it I felt really well how come none of you guys changed your last name huh because Nick Garcia is actually a pretty good ring to it dude it does Nick Garcia sounds pretty good actually Nick Garcia that is nice but I can't do that
9:32 you already got you already have a non-asian sounding name yeah bro I'm gonna be Mr double down yeah double down if anything you should you should have both changed it instead of d-u-n-n it's d-o-n-e [Laughter] it sounds the same maybe we should do that for about so both of you changed the names a new name changes this kid is pretty hot dude whoa what the ████ is that that's your son bro don't say that today's video was brought to you by DraftKings are you ready for the biggest Sunday in sports draftking Sportsbook an official sports betting partner of Super Bowl 57 has all the Super Bowl action that you need new customers can bet just five dollars and get 200 and free bets instantly plus all customers can get in on the Super Bowl
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11:13 show notes for details wait how did you generate that I just combined it with Nina's face what photo of Nina's face and why does he look like a plebe this photo he looks like a finger let me see what if you guys produced future K-pop stars and your your son is gonna be a that's our 14 year old kid yeah so put that on the baby's body yeah can we get is there any more of a baby looking thing you should name him Luna yeah yeah I can't do a baby thing that's just a younger me oh you wanna see what your daughter looks like uh-oh he's gonna be a easy guys easy okay I'm not gonna say nothing dude that's crazy damn she's cute she's pretty this looks like Julia's sister or something I think they're both K-Pop Stars it's crazy what kind of Asian does that look I would uh straight up Chinese Anthony
12:03 and Joe's baby look like oh ████ hot we have just entered a weird realm let's do it remind can't unsee what's about to happen Joe and Joe and Anthony's baby as we try to find a Valentine's gift for Nina let's do it let's do it I just put up like uh AI generated baby of all of us and I'm like which one do you think is ours Nina and it's like this is me and Nick's me and Bart's music that's good hey out of YouTube who's been in the relationship longer probably Bart in the relationship 2008 how long have you been Rich 2010 oh yeah but we're like We're Young though bro he's he's the he's one of the he's one of his brothers he's one of the brothers he does look a little more Japanese Anthony if Anthony and Jill had a son if
12:54 that's low yo that's if if Anthony was Japanese yeah yeah that's Japan yeah that's ████ J-pop the other one was K-pop yeah the other one did look Korean this is where ideas go to die yeah JK news maybe not okay yeah we're trying we're talking over here in your guys's relationship keep it blank when did you start getting lazy in your Valentine's Day almost immediately dude almost immediately what did you did you start getting late dude that's true first or second year it's like you try to knock it out of the park every time yeah you got five once you realize who's this that's you and him combined I feel like I know someone that looks like oh my god dude that's Shane Chi bro I know someone
13:44 that looks like this that looks like SEMA I know somebody no that there's somebody that looks like that it's an uglier who's this ugly mouth that's SEMA dude you ████ I don't agree with that but it does doesn't it look like it does it it's funny that it's it's just their faces together he goes who's that ugly ████ he's the one called him ugly I didn't say he's ugly it looks like he smelled Kaka it does oh is there any uh Physical Therapy devices that she needs physical therapy or like occupational therapy like a vibrating tool personal massager
14:34 they don't care about stuff like that oh anything that's too like for their job I think is too logical that's not true he already tried it [Laughter] so like if the dude you were dating like dropped his pants and there's just a nice ass lens Canon 45.5 I don't know I don't know the long ones that those perverts yeah Canon 2470. a major one for freaking Kappa bars on Valentine's Day if you got like an experience versus some new lights
15:26 experience see that's what I'm saying maybe for a birthday or oh what are you talking about here you could get a helicopter right I think it's like 200 bucks but they give you a helicopter ride and then they take you down at the Grand Canyon and they have a lunch set up and then they have like a little sandwich have you looked into that there's one that goes to Catalina that's really nice yeah okay I should have started this with low budget ideas it's only like 280 bucks yeah it's like 200 bucks I have another I have another idea this is under 50 bucks under 50.50 under 50 bucks what is it two eggs the whole theme is had I Met You in high school so you dressed the way you would address in high school she dresses that way and you take her on your ideal date in Sunny Hills oh boy that's cute
16:16 what it would have been like if you guys were together had you guys been 15 or 16. that's cute the day is a disaster yeah it could be you know what I think I have someone with a Civic you can ████ pick her up all right use my shipping dude oh yeah you can pick her up in the Lord shots Ryan Civic in high school dude oh my God I got a ████ four-door white DX you had a Civic yeah okay but it was my sister's hand me down that's like the most lowest and regular stock Civics not cool what do you think she's gonna do for you let me see um I don't expect anything isn't that interesting like how like men have to do something before women I've always said Valentine's is a girl young yeah Valentine's I just that is bolo no girls ever done anything for you for Valentine's Day I mean it's always like like sweet stuff I remember one of my
17:07 first Valentine's Day gifts ever was uh oh my God this is so funny that you just brought that up I can't believe I ████ remember one of my first girlfriends gave me this little really small box and we were like 13 14. and she's like you remember when you would like take those thin strips of paper like colored ones and you'd fold those little stars yeah yeah so should I fill this box with all those Stars there's like hundreds of them right but then inside ████ she gave me a pair of panties yo that's a power play bro it was crazy stuff for our guys on Valentine's Day yeah especially at like age 14 too I remember being like it's crazy I think I had like a bone of red whales dude that's fine did you fart and then she ghosted him no she got Japan and then she goes who the ████ is she's like I took him off for this guy what if your mom found it and you're
17:57 like she's like are you cross-dressing that's amazing how your mind went there that's amazing yo I like that idea though that's right had you guys met at high school right yeah because my idea would have been if we met in high school she'd be in Elementary School wait what what does that mean the age difference what does that mean oh man oh you could have her stand outside of her Elementary School we have nothing in common I'm like ████ babysitting the whole day stranger danger she's just ████ trying to talk to me about this monkey that pissed in its mouth uh six and a
18:48 half seven years okay still if it was a high school elementary school yes some of us are not trying to go into that natural place some of us understand the concept of the assignment the food still works that's good you gotta set the correct time machine okay just just make it uh if I met you third year of Community College if I met you when you were legal if I got held back a bunch I'm a super senior super duper scene and she's a smart guy yeah smart guy that's better she's a smart guy I'm just gonna show her this video and get her some scrubs I'm over it I think Bart's idea is really good
19:38 though so pick her up from elementary school take her to the library [Laughter] just fill your car with fruit snacks dude what would it be if you did do babysitting her the whole time what were the elements from your high school life that you would use from high school life do they gonna translate to hers uh I remember there was just like you know in um yeah ████ what was it I think it's called like orange chill there was a restaurant on top of the hill that like I've been to Orange Hill it's beautiful yeah it's great and I remember that would be a thing that people would talk about in high school because we're I was at Sunny Hills in Fullerton area um so you go up to the hill just have a nice dinner that overlooks the city and stuff like that at night time yeah so that might have been that's a high school thing uh I think I think there was always something fun about being on campus after like at night like when it's dark and nobody else is there and just kind of like running around and just doing ████ yeah you guys gonna
20:29 break into the school and run around you're just scam in the parking lot dude yeah there's that take her to make out Point ████ in the parking lot why do you say ████ dude I said make out keep it like keep it chill dude okay yeah she's in elementary school dude he won't let you leave that mindset don't forget all right
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