0:05 Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. We'll start with the Joe for this one. What's the right way you think to tell your partner to lose weight? Oh, damn, bro. All right. What the heck? [laughter] Damn. I never I actually like Hannah being thicker and thicker cuz she was the opposite. >> It's a good start. She was too skinny when I met her. I think she was like 115 [snorts] or something. Now she's a gigantic 150, I think. Oh, but damn. But like I eat No, I just >> Don't show this to Hannah. >> No, I'm just I'm just joking because she just She's To me, she's normal. Now she's normal. Before she was too underweight, but she loved being that thin. And then she was like, "I was better when I was that thin." I was like, "Yeah, but your titties are way bigger now." >> And that's a plus >> That's always a That's a nice plus, yeah. That's a nice plus. >> dude, her titties are so nice. And then um But she's like, "Remember when you
0:55 called them boxy?" And I was like, "I don't ████ remember that, but I probably like >> You called them boxy? >> Yeah, but like I don't Like I just talk. And then like things come out and I'm like, "Oh, wait. I said the wrong word." Huh? You just talk- see? What the ████ What What would somebody call something boxy? I don't even remember, bro. >> seen a tit with a 90° angle at the >> I know, but I I probably said the wrong word trying to explain something else. You know, like when you're when you're trying to describe something and you're throwing You were trying to call her foxy. Yeah. Baku-see. You were trying to call her foxy Cleopatra. Oh, yeah. Foxy. Foxy. But if she did called me tits boxy. >> All right, so here's a cool thing. Did you Did you call me tits boxy? Hey, what do you think? You So so like um You got to know your woman, right? And then what I What's really ████ cool
1:45 is she gets into everything I get into and I get into ████ she gets into. So we got into Yeah, we both got into weight gain. >> Bulking. It's called bulking. But we both She's lifting. >> Uh we both get into challenges together. So, we did 3 months of just meat and fruit. So, like we'll do stuff like that or like and I'll put it on me. I'll be like, "I want to go on through a weight loss challenge. I want to do 10 lbs." And then so, she'll hear that go, "Okay, I want to do like 10, too." Or "I want to do five." And then so, it's a game and I think it makes it fun versus like you need to change. And then I always started with me. Like, I feel like ████ And then I want to change and then she'll jump on. So, is that like you wake up, you look over, you're like, "Damn, she's an enormous 150 with boxy tits." And so, you go you go >> [groaning] >> "Man, I really want to lose some weight
2:37 today." Okay. If but I never had to do that, but if I could, that's what I'm saying. I could use that. I could use it. And then you work on you and you hope it's a team game. But that's what works. So, I know that >> like naturally going to happen anyway. Yeah. Oh, great strategy, but I want to make a I want to make a harder for you. What if I want her to lose weight, but I don't want to go do a challenge? That's that's honestly a very very realistic perspective. Yeah. I just want to see how you would approach >> Like he's in bulking season, but he he doesn't want boxy tits anymore. What you're doing is the healthy right way to do it. I think this is the absolute right way, but it's not funny. So, let's do the hard let's do the harder Oh, okay. The hard R? No, it is though. It is. It is. >> Well, no. What what what what about the people that are in a relationship where which is not me cuz I'm definitely dad bod right now. >> Your your partner directly has a big
3:29 role in All I'm saying is I guarantee there's a bunch of relationships out there where people are like, "I ain't got nothing to work on in that space and I wish my partner lost weight." Then you have to start cooking, dude, I think. >> Wishing your partner lost weight >> that's that's crazy. That's crazy. That is crazy. You have to, you know, No, I mean actually make it easier. >> Easy. Wishing is completely normal for a lot of people. >> Well, >> Really? So, I ████ think so. I think the human condition is very basic. >> But, what I'm saying what I'm saying is the the fact that Joe is puts it on him and then says, "Hey, we're we're going to do it I'm going to do it. You can join me if you want." I think that's the That's absolutely right. But, what's not fun? It's boring. We don't like that. >> answer is how do you make her do it without I got one. All right, I got one. >> You want McDonald's today. I actually would I actually like what you said about like cooking for her. Like do it
4:20 make it like so it's not even something you talk about. I think it's the worst to be like, "You're ████ fat, bro. You got to change." And then you're eating McDonald's and then like it's it's not going to work. Like it's not going to work for anybody. But, like if you start secretly cooking and it starts secretly Uber Eats secretly cook >> [laughter] >> What WERE YOU DOING? NOT COOKING? I WASN'T COOKING AT ALL. AND YOU START SECRETLY DISHES. NO, I DIDN'T ████ do those at all. I washed I didn't get hot. Who made all this chicken? I didn't ████ make the chicken. If you order all the Uber Eats because you're the man and you order and it just so happened to be chicken Caesar salad with that in it or whatever, [laughter] you know, like Oh, low calorie soup plantation. That's crazy. Don't even ask and she goes, "I don't want to eat that." And it's like, "Well,
5:10 it's here. I think you you should eat it." >> [laughter] >> That's a start. And then and then you're just like, "Let's go on a date." And they're like, "Where?" >> [laughter] >> And then you go to ████ yoga. Oh, we got to run there. We have to RUN THERE. THE CAR BROKE DOWN. WE GOT TO THE LIGHT CAME ON, SO we're going to walk. >> [laughter] >> If you're like 20 miles away and then you're like, "Ah, the car broke down. Let's go home. Let's walk." >> Or you go like, "Oh ████ the car it's the the yoga studio is like 20 miles away, but my ankle's bugging, so I'm going to get a Uber. I'll see you over there." >> [laughter] >> situation >> It's at At top of the Angeles Crest. I'LL MEET YOU THERE. YOU need to get out. I'm going to drive straight to the dealership. >> [laughter] >> She can't ride the Uber with you? >> know. She has to walk. >> just got to manipulate the situation. [laughter] Yeah. Just manipulate it, dude. Like, don't
6:01 tell her to lose weight. You're like, "Well, you got 15,000 steps though. That's pretty cool." >> [laughter] >> Go to the dog pound and and then ask them who's the most violent dog you got and get that dog. >> Violent dog? The violent dog. Like, the most violent dog. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then And then and then And then get get her to meet you and then let the dog go so that he chases her. >> Let the Let the dog go. [laughter] Yeah, so she faster than the dog? But some girls >> The most violent dog. She'll run. She'll run more LIKE EVERY DAY. >> [laughter] >> YEAH, WHICH DOG IS >> WHAT IF YOU LET THE DOG GO, HE COMES AROUND and just bites your leg instead? And you're like, "Ah, ████ Why did I get the most violent dog?" Cuz you'll probably want to bite her. Yeah, and then and then she'll run. >> Oh, and then you bring a fake doctor to
6:52 examine the bite and go, "Oh, this this isn't going to heal until you do keto." >> [laughter] >> Okay, hired a fake doctor. Yeah, see? >> [laughter] >> That's good. We got to get you on Atkins or it's going to get infected. >> [laughter] >> They do Atkins. This is you're going to die unless you lose weight. >> [laughter] >> Or or you could go buy her a outfit and then she goes, "Dude, this is the wrong size." And I'm like, "Oh, ████ I thought you were way smaller. Um damn." Dude. And maybe but you switch the tag from the small to the extra >> Oh, no. [laughter] This is the biggest one they had. Make her lose weight. Yeah, cuz then she could fit INTO THE OUTFIT. SO, THEN YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "OH, DAMN. Maybe you should go to the gym so you could fit in it." Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to You got to go to the You You to go shopping with your girl. You got to pay the guys and hey, do you mind being
7:44 really mean to my wife? Do you mind really like just suggesting she needs to lose weight? >> Dude. And just really hammer it in. And then you step in to be the hero. She's not fat, she's just going through it. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going through a hard time right now, man. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. It's like when you set up a fake mugger. It's like that kind of thing. Yeah, she's just big-boned, okay? And it's been a tough time for us all, hasn't it? All. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I put [snorts] on a couple, single digits though. Yeah, I'm still training, I'm still working out. Start bragging about your workout routine. I like try to work out more frequently and then every single day I look in the mirror I'm like, man, I swear this is I'm so fat. Am I so fat? Am I fitting in this stuff? You look great. You look great. But this is crazy, right? >> the goal though? Just nagging myself out so much that maybe she should nag herself out.
8:35 >> [laughter] >> It's the only thing that's going to work. She's going to be like >> the gaslight master, dude. I've been doing it for years. >> You're the gaslight man, dude. It's actually a terrible strategy. myself how fat I [laughter] am. Yeah, you have body dysmorphia now. >> [snorts] >> Or or she's going to be like Or she's going to be like, I think Anthony's starting to be gay now, dude. Like he's starting to be a gay man. >> [laughter] >> Cuz he's doing it more and more and more. To be gay is a little funny. Doesn't get my really, really sick hint and she's like, you are getting fat. She's like, Anthony, you look like ████ actually. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. What what else can get them active without you having to tell them? And then before you know it they lost 10 lbs like a roofie but Ozempic? Damn, that's expensive. >> Or real Ozempic at the ice cream [laughter] store. Sorry, not sorry.
9:25 Or like food poisoning, just like put your put your ████ in their ice cream or something like that a little bit. Cuz that's immediate, 10 lbs in 2 days. That's like 10 lbs in 2 days. >> Like, hey, what's the meanest way we can get this person [laughter] to lose weight? Like getting food poisoning, but when it happens sometimes I'm like, you're like, DAMN MY >> [laughter] [laughter] >> WHAT IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS I'M DUE FOR ONE OF THESE I SWEAR >> [laughter] >> that's why it's cutting right now he's getting food poisoning on purpose. yeah, you should never tell your partner that they need to lose weight and if you find.
10:15 >> [laughter] >> Did you did you did you go Nina you fat you need to change. I didn't call her I didn't call her enormous 150 with boxy tits all right dude boxing we got to go back to the boxy tits thing. They're shaped like a square. >> [laughter] >> Sorry Hannah sorry sorry. I don't know if Hannah's actually 150 I made that number up so she might be like 130 or something. She's going to be even more upset. >> [laughter] >> 150 and you made it a hell of a real. Measures by stone doesn't she? I don't even know how THAT GOES. I DON'T either what the ████ IS THAT? YEAH, WHY WHY DON'T THEY JUST DO METRICS A SEVEN stone he is. America's never allowed to complain about the the world doing the metric system. I think we're not allowed to
11:05 complain about that ████ If they're using stone. If the world is using ████ meters and then we just chose inches I think we can shut the ████ up. Well we're but we don't have stone come on dude. Stone is ridiculous. They use both. They could they get like the pound stuff they use the kilo stuff they use. It's like if you're already on kilo why are you stones? We use both here and there too don't we? Well we have to use both cuz we have to convert. And we you crack. Yeah, we do it because it's And grams is easy cuz a lot of Americans also realize grams is easier to to measure and stuff, you know, over ounces. This is definitely my favorite SNL skit, the George Washington one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, about this exact topic. Yeah, he's like, you know, I dream of a country that, you know, one day we'll have multiple metric systems that confuse people. ████ like that.
11:55 >> you have three different ways to tell like to tell your girlfriend that she's fat, dude. Three different ways. You're fat in pounds, kilos, and stones. Stone is funny, though. >> That's the cool thing. Stone is funny because it takes barely any stone to like reach hundreds of pounds, right? >> stones is a pound? It's like two stones. Or is it how many stones is a kilo? I don't know, dude. >> We have a computer. But people be like, oh, he's like eight stone, and I'm like, what? You hear that many UK blokes, huh? >> [laughter] >> Okay, why is 14 lb called a stone? See, 14 lb, that's ridiculous. in increments of 14. Well, probably because they didn't use pounds. They were using kg, which is approximately 6.35, which is easier to remember. >> It's probably how they measured things back in the day, but it's like you have a better system now. Just switch over
12:45 completely. >> a literal stone used as weight, and they were roughly That's what I imagined, yeah. That's cool. No, it's not cool, Ryan. Don't back them up. Your girl's not even British, dude. She's Australian. >> [laughter] >> They measure by wallabies. It's 14 lb?
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