0:00 she's finally out of heat but yeah now I understand it is stressful they ████ arch their ass and start twerking toward you yeah she does that she's like they'll be like and I'm like I'm a human don't ████ show me your ████ [Laughter] [Music] yeah hey guys who's a fan of cats I am hey I like cat like cat I'm allergic I have one I'm not a fan of it you're not a of your own cat why you have one I have one you're kind of a cat nor me what's your cat's name that's nothing Einstein and why don't you like it it's too smart you don't like your cat cuz it's too smart well well well here's the thing all he asks and all he wants is food first of all that's an animal though yeah yeah second of all but you should be a limit you know but he wants
0:51 every second I'm in the kitchen is he fat he is the biggest cat you will ever see fat cat and second of all he sh way too much it's insane how much cat how often how often every day they like three to four times really yeah and the litter fills up fast do you free feed your cat like no no no or you time it it's only two times a day what are you feeding them dude giving them five chili he's cornbread Texas fade four times a day no no he only eats two times a day but the problem is chili where did chili come from I don't know you said four times a what the f four times a day cat I have four I have four cats I only need to do litter once a week so what the ████ are you doing oh you know what it is he's eating
1:41 our dogs food when we're not yeah cuz I was like you feed him twice but he ████ three times that's a lot no yeah feeding him fair food I had to check the camera one time he's got funnel C Turkey Leg like every deep fried fudgy I was just wondering the problem was he used to get into all our dogs like food thingy and he just opens it up and I'm like damn bro so you're smart yeah you so happens a lot huh he just smart huh it happens a lot but not anymore cuz we just bought new cases of okay how how old is your cat uh three okay how old's your cat which one yeah oh how old are they uh the old it's like 15 and then um and then it's yeah they're all all the way down to like and was that your cat or was it Nikki n oh
2:32 and then you guys Franklin's Nikki's cat he's the oldest one and then yeah and then the PE boy I call him he pees on everything in our whole oh my God wait why is that territory dude he PE dude he pees on Nikki's head no way he just peed on her head nine days ago when she got back yeah when she got back from a trip what she dude this always happens to it happens like once every 90 days he pees in her head to like claim her or whatever so it's like the middle of the night and she's like she like and she screams blood Cur she's like oh my God he ████ peed on me again I'm like 390 days yeah yeah if she goes out of town and comes back he has to reclaim her because yeah he's a little ████ I have a little I have a little one-year-old cat oh you do when did you get a cat yeah her name is Amy Amy Amy yeah and why you give it a human name because it's cool my mom actually named her but basically what
3:23 happened was my parents were about to go out and they left the door open and this little tiny little black kitten comes into our house and mom's like hey a cat went inside I'm like where and then I'm like oh I picked her up and she was like super nice like so she was like cuddly I like all they just walked inside of your house that's how they get you yeah and then my mom's like Oh we should keep her I'm like all right you said it cuz before she she used to say like oh cats are bad luck and they're going to you know whatever and and now she all she loves cats now because like I kept like feeding them I like how their fortunes change depending on how they feel yeah yeah yeah no she both my parents were like oh they're dirty they bring bad luck yada yada yada and then now that they realize how cute they are and how smart oh look at the good luck we get let's change 3,000 years of Chinese tradition yeah yeah chinese
4:15 vietnamese but yeah so she she came into my house and then now I've had her for about like a year and she just hit puberty or like past puberty where she starts going into heat has has your cats ever done that or yeah but we got them spay after that so I because she's as stray I didn't I didn't spay her or anything I just like left her as is and dude she ████ like meows like 5: in the morning like give me some dick yeah yeah basically cuz they trying to uh tracked yeah give me some ████ D yeah that's crazy and dude I did not get any sleep like this past week because of that but she's finally out of heat but yeah now I understand it is stressful they ████ ████ they they ████ arch their ass and start twerking toward you yeah she does that she's like they'll be like and I'm like
5:07 I'm a human don't ████ show me your ████ yeah I destroy I'll destroy I'm too big for you I'm too big I can't ████ that all right why why do you ask about Okay the reason I'm asking is because uh cats I guess like the the number one reason that cats die is because of organ failure oh yeah and uh at wow I think their organs fail it's like a it's a genetic they get a chronic kidney disease is the most uh common yeah it's the most common and about 30% of cats they get affected by it when they reach the age of 10 um but thanks to a Japanese scientist wow Japan guess the name Hashimoto exactly Hashimoto he has developed a treatment against it that um and the research has shown that
5:59 after this treatment which is an injection it can block this uh chronic kidney disease from happening and cats can live up to 30 years holy ████ let's go I need that for three of my cats but not all and it's going to become and so this dude when he figured out this like Discovery he was working on it he was like a university Professor I think and he was working on this and then just he figured out that he was like I guess like onto something really huge so he quit his job and devoted his time 100% to this thing and um because of that it's going to be no he's not broke because of that he's never ████ he's um he's it's going to be commercially available 2025 to every wow that's a big deal how much do you think it's going to cost oh that's that's a thing I don't
6:49 know4 $5 why make someone pay well it's billions because if you think about everybody how many cat owners are there in the world right like fu 30 years to make your cat go to 30 years Pina Pina pet food is going to be like oh ████ now we can do this uh new marketing for like senior cats but even older now the 30y year and whatever so dude pet food pet food creators are going to be like hell yeah dude we're all for this would you do that for your cats for three of them PE boy gets no medicine opposite injection dude yeah I take peopley to the vet and if they're like he's got a cough I'm like we should put him down he suffer 30 years for an animal is pretty ████ long that's insane yo think about the lifespan of all the pets you ever had like a tortoise is probably like the longest right and then after
7:41 that what a cat and then probably a ████ ████ to dude you ever look up on MAA how long do they live forever dude they live like 200 years or some ████ really crazy they're dinosaurs man well I was looking up recently cuz I wanted to play a ████ Pirate game with a maca on my shoulder and I was like that would be so fun and then I was like damn dude this is like a 75 year commitment dude that's crazy yeah they need to find stuff for dogs I think they have one that's on the market it's in testing but dogs only live up to like 12 15 yeah depending on size but if you get like a bulldog sometimes it's like 8 to N9 years aren't their problems a little more complicated cuz they have way more things that start failing versus cats is mostly the kidneys I guess chronic kidney disease yeah cuz there's they're it's like you have a Great Dane versus like a chihuahua it's like they're such a different like cats are just pretty similar cats are cats
8:31 Golden Retrievers and German Shepherds we need something for that cuz they do it's called It's called The the dog sitter does a switch aoo and they lose it damn and then you think your dog is that old but it's just some other dog switchi it's not responsive to your name yeah ████ Joe come on Joe here would you do that for your cat would you extend the lifespan do you have any dogs two dogs and a cat what kind of dogs look no I love all three of them I'll do whatever Tak make sure they're healthy and safe okay but but but they're expensive and I think we're okay without them oh and now that we have a kid coming I definitely don't want to do that would you extend the life of your kid I don't know I mean yeah of course I don't know I met him yet yet I don't know when everyone has kids they're like ████ my pets no but
9:22 that's the thing I I'll never be like yo the dogs are less important it's just like now I got to make sure you will no my buddy had two fluffy dogs more than anything in the world and then he had a kid and he gave him away he gave them away well see that's the thing we don't know if our kids can be allergic to it or if my dog even simply smacks the ████ out of my kid that dog's gone smacks the ████ cuz my dog just be it's a boxer P boxer a lot so he just likes it's too dangerous you're doing it out of safety though not not because I'm doing it out of safety but if it PS my boy one time he gone you know what I mean so honestly having him in the same room even though he might not do it it's still there there's that risk so you might as well give them away even like you don't we we can't give them away cuz then cuz then the cat yeah just give give rid of them euthanize them I think that's what take to a fire department
10:12 well cuz that's that's what I would do like I I would try to not have any pets around if I'm going to have kids yeah until they're older what about pugs you have pugs kid right yeah no hamsters F dude they die like one year right Max yeah it's pointless some people who are watching this right now like I'm looking at the little buddy like oh gosh one year one year Max for 11 months with her with a guinea pig oh no Max yeah Max of one year right hamsters that what about fish ████ oh fish they could live quite a depends on the fish well you're you're the parir expert you tell us what the best fishes to get you us to sell for lifespan get Guppies because um they'll they'll all breed I have that so then oh you it feels like they never die cuz when they do die they'll just ████ eat the the REM renewal yeah and it's so incestuous too they just keep like
11:03 generationally like and you're just like how the ████ does this work I have that in my house right now Guppies Nikki got gifted a guppy as a joke and then it turned into we have 35 Guppies now oh they just ████ well cuz she's Nikki and she's like well he needs to have a friend I read I was reading about this way too much and now I know that Guppies are social animals and I was like here we go these blogs I just take my seat belt and I put it on it's like here we go time and before you know it a little tank turns into a 300g tank that you have in a wall with a whole ecosystem you're not even wrong Broar we went from a bowl again gag gift bowl till like we have this ████ big thing on our bar now dude give someone you got to know where to stop you got to know where to stop cuz it gets addicted to go like oh I really need to take care of this thing cuz that's what happened to my mom but then once they started dying like a bunch she like ah ████ it just no more fish I was like oh thank God like bro
11:54 aquarium is a lot of work yeah I kept seeing dead fish nasty yeah you got to clean that ████ all the time yeah you know people terarium are sick people said that people said that about inflatable jacuzzi tubs they said they're hard to maintain and guess who the ████ maintained it my wife you can't tell her she can't do something that's the worst thing so I just I just de inflatable jacuzzi yeah we have we had an inflatable jacuzzi for a long time and people were like oh the water gets really bad ours was pristine every time cuz she's just autistic in your old apartment yeah that's tight yeah in the condo wow yeah what about now you have a real jacuzzi no ████ you can I will though oh oh there's no jacuzzi in your pool man no no it's just a regular pool s he that it's already to hear that bud hey isn't Vegas Hot yeah is hot ████ right now it was War I thought you made it big guy
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